I hope all wagies have a great week at work. Its very important that you all go to work and not miss a day so I can keep my unemployment benefits rolling in. I truly hope you all work jobs you enjoy.
>>536188583Do you have a girlfriend?
>>536188651thankfully no
Lazy nigger incel thread.
>>536188651I work and I dont have a girlfriend
>>536188683>protestant work ethic
>>536188583Woah buddy you just posted a threat to United States National Security.
>>536188718its better to work and be single just play ur vidya after worksmonk a weedrub one out repeat
>>536188583Try saying that again without crying this time
>>536188583>unemployment benefits>NEET for 20 weeks max>Act like tough shit
>>536188583>infinite money printer goes brrrr to feed isreal and their house nigger neetsKek
>>536188725>protestantI don't know what that means but if it doesn't translate to something to the effect of not ending up homeless, hungry, mentally ill, and addicted to fentanyl, then count me in!
>>53618879938 weeks actually
>>536188799Its no different than a paid vacation, a NEET simulation like I coined over a decade ago.
>>536188583KEK based unemployment anon. I remember my 5+ months of being unemployed, only $500 a week but it was alright n good times
>>536188583Somebody has to work, might as well be the breeders.
>>536188583I hope the wagies enjoy their:Pointless Zoom and Teams meetingsUpdating timesheetsClosing Confluence tasksMarking Jira tickets as completeUpdating Outlook calendarRequesting a half day to goto the dentist Waiting on it to be approved before booking the appointmentParticipating in a Pride Month humiliation Attending mandatory "First Nations" cultural awareness trainingHR Trust FallsUpdating your LinkedIn profile to align with "corporate vibe"
>>536188718Weird im unemployed neet and have 2 girlfriends.
>>536188972oh man I'm gonna figure out some way to get money without actually clocking in like a goylearning Capcut and selling my services to small business looks viable desu
>>536188972Um..... takes one to know one?
>>536189044My industry is filled to the tippy top with freelance Indians who would do what I do, but worse, for $4 an hour. Dream job would be CAD work, just converting hand drawn shit to 3D, but the skill just isn't worth a damn because the internet exists.Goddamn global economy.
>>536188840You aren't a true NEET.I used to work seasonal jobs and would go on benefits in my off-season.They severly nerfed unemployment benefits in the past decade though.
>>536189180No I'm not yet a true NEET but that is the quest over the next few months. I'm done being a good goy and working to pay taxes that go towards my replacement. I need to get self employed at the very least
>>536188583>>536188683based thread and i hope OP enjoys his NEETdom. i don't mind providing for male NEETs. i just wish i could prohibit my taxes from going to single moms.
>>536188972add "Checking Slack notifications" to the listalso approving Github PRs
just told my boss I can't work today because my mom's dead.
>>536189310>i just wish i could prohibit my taxes from going to single momsLeftists wish they could move their taxes to education and Healthcare but that'll never happen.
Ah I know. The question all neets hate to hear. Where do you see yourself in 5 years anon?
>>536189789The world won't exist in 5 years
>>536188583>t. hates neets and false flagging
>>536189789not working? so fine
>>536189789trying to survive nuclear armaggedon tbqhwyfam
FUCK NEETS FUCK NEETSFUCK NEETSI AM WAKING UP FOR WORK RN
>>536188583Ahh it is monday isn't it? I hadnt noticed, The weekend sure flew by. No worries though wagie, the week is sure to fly by as well if you stay busy! Nobody said the daily grind was gonna be easy. :)
>>536189789Yeah I'm sorry, but that old trick question just doesn't work anymore. 5 years from now, AI will dominate the job market, possible WW3 and fucked up climate sends billions of hungry jeets flying around the world. The future looks grim.
>>536190028What if... now i know this sounds crazy but hear me out... what if nuclear Armageddon, doesnt happen?
>>536190249why did you skip every other reply and focus on the only one you had a reply to
>>536188583
>>536190136So you're saying that life will be more difficult in the future? All the more reason to work now, while you can, so you can maybe have a job in the future.
>>536190334Thank you for your service.
>>536190249Thank goodness nuclear holocaust didn't happen so I can keep going to my daycare
>>536190356ah, I see, you think you're "trolling"I won't interrupt your delusion anymore, tranny
I made an app using AI to do literally all of it. I service a niche industry that had ZERO software specific for it. I charge $125 a month (most shops pay $500+ to use 4-5 different apps) and people fucking love it. I bring in 18k a month after tax with no signs of slowing down, I get 5+ shops a month to sign on just from referal codes lol. It's basically an ERP, did it all in two months while collecting unemployment from my last job. Have fun at work today you fucking wagies :)
>>536190422It either work now or stock shelves living paycheck to paycheck at Walmart when youre forty. Or be homeless. Unless you're a nepo baby. In which case I hope they dont leave your ungrateful ass a dime.
>>536190543if it's all monopoly money, what does it matter if you're 80 working at walmart? That's how society is structured
>>536188583Bro I am currently at work. Listening to music and shit posting on 4chan. It's like being NEET but I also contribute to my pension.
The highest attainment is NEETbux
>>536189034strange, im gainfully employed neet and have 3 girlfriends.
>>536190543My Dad bought his first home which was 4 bedrooms 2 bath with a full sized garage and 5 acres for 57k and he coasted through the housing crash off that house into the 3 mil house we have now. He didn't do anything he just got lucky. Why should I burn the bridges with him so he just passes everything to someone else? Fuck that, I am going to be an example son till this fucker kick rocks.
Welfare benefits are around CA$950. You can’t even rent a room for that price. Canada is such a scam of a country
>>536188583Thanks nigger. That's very self aware and thoughtful of you.
>>536188683>Gives up wagecuckery for streamingBased. 9-5 hasn’t been worth it in 10+ years at this point.
>>536190570>what does it matter if you're 80 working at walmart?There are few worse fates i could imagine. Waking up in the morning or staying up gets harder as you age which is why having money is important when you get older so you dont have to do that. Just make hay while the sun shines.
>>536190838Old age is old age and food is food, in this playground society I suppose I should be grateful waking up as an 80 year old man to go get monopoly money to buy food
>>536190543The wagie is getting angry
>>536190808I'm working harder 6 days a week as a blue collar dude just providing entertaining content.
>>536190663I mean if I were him I wouldnt leave my money to someone that doesnt deserve it even if they were my son id rather give it to a random army guy who works full time as a mechanic than a son who brought shame to the family
>>536190961funny how he presents the only options available to him like they're the only options available to everyonereally reveals the depth of the burning seethe
>>536190492explain this pleasealso fuck work
meanwhile he's here at 8am on a monday, lol
>>536191039What could he be working on? He's not making us shareholders any money. Maybe we can spy on him and take his memes?
>>536190948If thats what you want to do then nobody is stopping you. In this world nobody gives you shit you have to earn it and you really do reap what you sow. Thats the biggest life lesson ive learned. You reap what you sow.
>>536191010That's retarded. I'd rather have a retard nepo son that makes me grandkids with my genetics than give a cent to any niggers that aren't related to me.
>>536191108>What could he be working on?self identifying as a troll on the 4cham
>>536191113So than must mean whoever sowed last was a dysgenic
>>536189789wait just a darn second. How are you posting on here and not working?
>>536191039I wake up at 4 am whether I'm working or not due to a job I had for a few years that started at 6am. Now I'm stuck like this.
>>536191193he just ignores any post he has no reply to that doesn't make him look stupider
>>536191209kind of know this feel since I used to work night shifts so my circadian rhythm is totally fucked
>>536191147Well ive also got a rich dad and dont need to work but I do anyway because I dont want to be a disappointment
>>536188583Nigger, you are right. I went for part-time job for this month and i get almost same money as unemployment money.
>>536191272>Well ive also got a rich dad and dont need to workahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
my FUCKING sides
>>536191272Do you learn anything new from your work?
translation:>I have a rich dad who will disown me and cut me out of the will if I don't work so I sit here raging at neets that don't have tobigger faggot than I imagined
>>536191272If you view the entire world as a crop to be reaped then they've got some crop parasites and diseases they're not telling anybody about but this might be above your head
>>536188583I literally prefer working to not working.But if I had enough money to not work I wouldn't.And no, your unemployment gibs ain't enough.
>>536190543>Unless you're a nepo baby. In which case I hope they dont leave your ungrateful ass a dime.>>536191010>I mean if I were him I wouldnt leave my money to someone that doesnt deserve it even if they were my son id rather give it to a random army guy who works full time as a mechanic than a son who brought shame to the familyhe pretty much said it too, lol I should have seen it earlierstill waking up
>>536188583I'm a depressed parasite with no sex life who begs the Government for pennies my lifestyle is superior
>>536191325I learn something new everyday.
>>536191463today he learned he will never be a real troll
>>536190989Streamer? Where?
>>536191446is this what you tell yourself every day at work
>>536191823The usual places on the internet.
>>536191193>he doesnt get paid to shit post Kek
thank you waggie, for working so hard for my tendies
>>536192977nobody doesif you're posting at a job either your job is fake or you're a nigger not doing it, and you're actually more parasitic than a neet in either case
>>536188583Im off work today :)
>>536188583>muh porn und muh gamez...If you used your (limited) NEET life for something useful or productive things I wouldn't give a shit. But you're going to be on lolita city all day, aren't you?
>>536189272>I need to get self employed at the very leastself employed people are the goodest goys kek they work hard for their clients and stress over the business, all to pay their due taxes and serve societyyou're either a net drain on society or you're not a NEETGOD
>>536188583you sound very white. i bet your have long greasy hair and come from a single mom and you don't even know who your dad is
>>536193254>you're going to be on lolita city all day, aren't you?Yes
>>536188583Your EI comes out of your own paycheque, retard. That "free" money is just money you already earned.
>>536192464>Streamer? Where?>on the internet.
>>536190658> picrel is (you) That means collectively there is 3 losers out there who will never find a partner because of us. Nice.
>>536193427Well, yeah? If this was 1995 it'd be on public access.
>>536191010Lmao spotted the boomer
>>536191401>even if they were my son id rather give it to a random .. guy That's boomer mentality, basically just jews trying to make sure nobody else builds generational wealth
>>536191010>I meanYou’re on the wrong site>>536190989You’re still pathetic
>>536188583You are pathetic waste of space, you already gave up before even trying. You will live lonely and sad, videogames wont bring you joy anymore, while the "wagies" have happy and fulfilling lifes with their family.
>>536194784I'm not "pathetic". I escaped simulation. Order up.
>>536188583jokes on you i get injury bux that offset what i pay in taxes working full time
>>536189789I see myself laughing at you for working the same dead end job you were 5 years ago, in a much worse economy, where you afford even less than you already do. That's where I see myself; exerting a smug sense of superiority over my own existence when contrasting with your pathetic hamster-wheel life.
>>536193061dammit, my side profile sucks
I’m gay and fat
I just assumed all Canadians here were either jeet invaders or sissy welfare sponges at this point. Why would you bother having a job in Canada lol?
>>536188583NEET is cringe bruh, we all know how you really live and its disgusting. How shameful of you, I bet you mostly hide out of this shame. There is another way to live, the door is not locked, you can walk out of hating yourself and getting nothing and no bitches anytime you want. Imagine waking up and not immediately feeling the weight of years of failure and wasted time and emptiness. Imagine logging on to your remote job that pays well, solving important problems and making a difference while preparing for the future with your cute wife, saving lots of money and buying whatever you want. You have to believe in yourself and change your mindset or youre going to rot like a corpse.
>>536188583Haha... Yes, yes, my good Frog and fellow NEETGOD... I wish to second this. Having just woke up (naturally, no alarm clock) at about 10:30 am, as usual, it occurs to me that wagies already woke up hours ago and are already at their "jobs" while I phonepost from my bed. I suppose I'll get out of bed soon and have a cuppa, but just wanted to wish you wagies a good week paying for ME to stay home and live my best life! Cheers!
>>536189167Found the scribble nigger. >It's these damn computers and their internet that's the problem!or your shitty career choice.... I have at least 5 fallback bankable skills that I could easily translate to income. If you are struggling to feed yourself as a scribble nigger then ask yourself why dont you have any other skills you could offer.
>>536188583>unemployment benefitsdisability?! cuckanada has no welfare
>>536190492>125$>niche industry with limited tools>18k netIs this a promo price or something? After Q4 I would have it at LEAST 200$ a month. These business owners write that shit off easily. Our crms and other software are much more than that monthly, I think for 100 seats on one of the products we use it's 9k a month. Granted your post is limited information so I can't speak to what price would make sense. Knowing they can write that off as a business expense, I would at least be 500$ a month with referrals lowering that by like $100 for 3 months or something. This is my opinion, do with it what you will. Seriously though, $200 a month for business owners that get good utility out of something is fuck all and would boost your income almost 50%
>>536188583I was driving down to my lake house this morning, with the cruise set on 70 in a 75Trucks were zooming by meHurry and scurry to get to your wage cageFucking peasants
>>536188583I can afford whatever car I want, a house, and pussy. You can barely afford the rising cost of food, and none of the above. There is only one benefit to your misery and it's getting free pennies trickled on you for lounging about and living a meaningless existence. You will die in a group home being taken care of (beaten) by niggers. You're signing yourself up for the fate of an unloved boomer.
>I wage so my wife and kids can neet>you neet to perpetuate and sustain the Jewish welfare system We are not the same
>>536195358And then in 10 years your neetbux is not enough to survive while my savings are more than enough to retire early.
>>536188674BASEDfuck sloots never commit
>>536197780MY BROTHERI ALWAYS CRUISE FIVE UNDER ON FREEWAYIM NOT TRYING TO GET #BACKTHEBLIE ON MY TAILNO SIR I HAVE TO GET TO WORK ON TIMECANT AFFORD TO BE DELAYED BY POLICEITS A SPEED LIMIT AN UPPER LIMITBUT AS YOU KNOWDRIVING LEGALLY WITHIN THE LIMITMAKES 9/10 DRIVERS EXPLOSIVELY ANGRYITS FUNNY TRY IT
>>536188583y….y….you too
>>536199153You don't have savings & will never retire. Your job is a dead end. One medical emergency & it's over for you, one unexpected big expense & it's over for you. You live a lie.
>>536198318> He has all that and still has to pay for pussyKek millenials are pathetic
>>536199687>You don't have savingsLol.>One medical emergencyWould cost me nothing, and my boss would have to keep paying me while I recover.
