>hook up with republican girl>we get frisky and start having sex>I ask her if she wants me to lick her pussy>She calls me a woke and leaves angrywhat does woke even mean at this point?
>>536198054why would she want to be with a dude thats going to get throat cancer later on in life?
>>536198136because of orgasms. also, this is a hookup
Ask to take lick, give her the ick. Simple as.
>>536198054That clearly never happened
>>536198054Damn I need a girl like that
>>536198187>>536198054you sound gay>can i be a beta bitch and lick your pussy ma'amfaggot
>>536198054Licking pussy is beta and disgusting and you're gonna get throat cancer like atheist christopher hitchens.
>>536198054And woke is a dogmatic belief in a set of rules perpetuated by the left. Oral sex doesnt belong to the left
>>536198054>I ask herNever ask women about sex. Just do it instead.
>>536198054Licking pussy literally gives you cancer
You gave her the ick by asking permission to do something to her instead of just doing it
>>536198136All other mammals eat and sniff pussy. It's exudes odours and fluids which induce arousal and boost testosterone.
>>536198304So does the fucking sun you ausfailian retard.
>>536198054>I ask her if she wants me to lick her pussyThis is where you fucked up.A real man doesn't ask for permission.
>>536198054>"S-so, I h-have a question, oh princess of my life.. may I taste of your heavenly gates b-betwee-een your legs, as to p-pleasure you w-with my tongue until you reach bliss?"No, you throw her on the bed and do it anyways. She'll only protest/warn you if she's on her period or didn't shave and feels ashamed, in which case the ball is in your court.
>>536198054Woke doesn’t mean anything and never has.It’s a vague catch all that the right applies to anything they don’t like. This bitch was crazy. You dodged a bullet
>>536198054her pussy stankthat's what she try to tell you
>>536198276Christopher Hitchens was giga though
>>536198054>>I ask her if she wants me to lick her pussyNice fanfic, virgo mozárabe. You don't ask a girl to eat her out, you just do it.
>>536198054always wonder what anons get out of goon larp threads.do you get off reading the replies?
>>536198187>hookup>eating strange pussythat is kinda gay and woke
>>536198054Just give her the ol' lickaroo
>>536198054I thought the Reps were the woke ones in spain
>>536198442this man knows
>>536198054If a girl said to me what the one in that picture did I'd tell her I'm not into samesize vore
>>536198388There are no greater words spoken, then when you throw a woman on the bed and she says>but I haven't showeredThats ok babe, I'll clean it like a cat. Instant diamonds.
>>536198136Is this what incels are telling eachother happens to evil sex havers to cope these days?
>>536198054>start having sex>I ask her That's where your problems began. If her legs are spread and your balls deep, the only question you can ask is "do you like that you little slut?" Whether you lick her pussy, put your cock in her mouth or fuck her stupid, she expects you to lead.
>>536198054women with strong political opinions are fucked in the head anon
>>536198054>>I ask her if she wants me to lick her pussywhy are sex havers so disgusting? imagine putting your tongue in some stranger's pussy where for all you know some other guy finished yesterday.
>>536198054>I askfag.
>>536198054>being subservient in sex by asking ANYTHING instead of just taking itSahara desert bro. Just starting lapping that pussy up. When ur done flip her over and smash
>>536198054Have zoomers realized they just whorified gen x/millennials sub cultures? Or they too busy yelling about 1 month age gaps and yelling about nudity in movies from their goon caves?
>>536198693IndeedOp prob baiting but perhaps another young man can learn this lesson
>>536198769Imagine being made out of disgusting shitting dying decaying biological material
>>536198302That might net you some rape allegations thoughbeit.
>>536198054Let me tell you the actual reason because people here are retarded.You asked to confirm consent instead of doing it spontaneously. She wanted a dominant man, and you proved yourself a wole ass beta cuck.
>>536198658I am horrifically disgusted right nowI can’t believe people have sex at all let alone think say and do things like thisHow the fuck do you people do such fucking nasty things
>>536198054You had to ask
>all the virgins coping with muh cancer in the repliesHoly shit I knew this place was filled with abject losers, but I never knew it was this bad.
>>536198254You sound like a bitter incel cosplaying a chad tho
>>536198054You're supposed to link her ass not her pushy you dumb faggot it's 2026
1.) Eating pussy is gay, she was right to leave2.) Wtf is a spanish republican
I love eating pussy and I think the holocaust never happened
>>536198136throat cancer will be long cured by the time I am a senior citizen. I'm not ignoring my sexual impulses when I'm young because of some homosexual germophobe nerd told me to
>>536198054eating and asking are beta and you are woke af son
>>536198054Sounds like she’s out of your league which is a low bar considering republican women.
>>536198054The consent should just be a safeword then just take control and "slut her out" as they call it these days.
>>536199013No she’s just a prude with her own deluded metrics of what’s considered “devious” or “perverted”, which she associates to woke people. She just thinks eating pussy is demonic.
Only fags eat pussy btw absolute beta behavior
>>536198054>>I ask hersimple as
>>536199252>throat cancer will be long cured by the time I am a senior citizen.Look at this absolutely fucking idiot of a human being who 100% believes their isnt a cure already, but also thinks the elites would EVER give the cure to the general public. Hahaha, omfg, I legit need a spaceship as my sides are in orbit. What next, anon? Jews are good people? Baaahahaha, you need to go on tour.
>>536198054So many niggers in here terrified of getting throat cancer like they’re ever going to get that close to human puss.
>>536198054>I ask her if she wants me to lick her pussydumb fuckyou tell her to spread her legs and lean back because you want her pussy in your face. YOU want the pheromone blast her clean pussy is offering and she can just enjoy the ride.
>>536198136pussy has been eaten for millennia, why would "throat cancer" be a thing all of a sudden?
>>536198214Bruh... Why would someone draw that?
>>536199455>YOU want the pheromone blast her clean pussy is offeringAt least you aren't one if these anons that will eat a dirty unwashed pussy.
>>536199417>but also thinks the elites would EVER give the cure to the general public.they already cured obesity, retard. We're about to get millions of robot slaves to replace the working class within the next ~10 years. Yeah, I think cancer will be cured for middle class Americans long long before I'll have a chance to get throat cancer from eating pussy
>>536199467HPV and promiscuity
>>536199515>AI IS SLOP!!!! SLOOOOOP!!!!!!I wonder if it's simply because refuses to draw the deranged shit the weirdos want.
>>536199515You don't want a gf that eats people
>>536199654ah yes because these are new things too within the last 20-30 years right?
>>536199662That picture is not AI but if they makes you seethe more please keep thinking it is
>>536198054everyone replying to this bait needs zyklon B treatment
>>536199640>they already cured obesity, retard.Oh shiiiiiit this anon is fucking hilarious!!!! Cured obesity by making their bones brittle as fuck to the point they can no longer walk to the fridge! Cured obesity in such a way that if you miss one dose your hunger comes back in such a ferocious way you gain back your weight in a month! Set tour dates!!!! You got something special, call it the "Delusional tour" What's your take on Jeets?
>>536199761No, see you misconstrued what I said. The reason they hate AI is because AI refuses to draw deranged shit like that. I do have to wonder if you're illiterate as my text clearly stated that.
>>536199948>if you stop taking it, it stops workingwow incredible>it makes your bones so brittle you cant even walk I swear it does just trust me bro its already happened a million times!!!uh huh
>>536200062Anon, obesity isnt cured, its simply just makes you not eat, for it to be cured it would have to satiate your appetite without needing a shot, cured means that its eradicated, not simply managed. Also you may want to dive down the rabbit hole as yes, its causing people who take to develop very brittle bones.
>>536198054>I ask her if she wants me to lick her pussywhat kind of faggot asks first
>>536198054> asks for consentwokefaggot
>>536200234>uh ackshually you used words wrong (according to me) so that means it isn't a miracle drug and that means cancer will always be super deadly too, so make sure you never eat pussy!!cool story Moshe, I'm sorry your McDonald's franchises are losing so much money without the fat fucks who spend $50 a visit>potentially brittle bones according to (((studies)))vs>being a fat fuck who cannot run and dies of a heart attack at 45I think I'll pick the former
>I asked...Well there's your fucking problem. Also who eats pussy on a girl they just met? And AFTER sex starts?Jesus dude.
>>536198054>spain>republicanwhat does that mean in your cunt
>>536200678>Also who eats pussy on a girl they just met? And AFTER sex starts?horny men who love pussy. That'd be my guess
>>536200629Yeah, you can cope all you want you fatty, but calories in caloires out is the only way one should lose weight. Enjoy your brittle bones at age 40, and dont forget to set tour dates.
>>536199322This is why Christianity failed you retards.
>>536199612I concur. Dirty unwashed pussy isn't healthy or appealing.
>>536198054Woke for asking consent
>>536200852It failed because most people dont even follow what it says because most of it is up for interpretation.>>536200893Im sure most are trolling, god I hope so, but there are virgin anons who fantasize about a unwashed, tp covered, discharge riddled vagina grinding against their face, as they never smelled how bad one can get from a women who is just sitting around all day, god forbid she was active that day.
>>536198054All women know eating pussy is beta behavior. Pussy juice is full of estrogen and mind altering pheromones.Pussy eating only feminizes men and makes them more subservient to their will.
>>536198054sex is exclusively for the purpose of procreation, just like god intended. you failed in your duty by not having missionary sex with the lights off and cumming inside her.
>>536198054>askedThat was the problem She wanted to be forced to cum and you ruined it by asking instead of just throwing her legs over your shoulders and going to town on that roastbeef
>>536198054>asking first Should have dove it head first
american women are gross goblins from sitting in the gas chamber too long.
>>536198054Ok John, I take "Things that never happened" for $800.
>>536198054Should've bit off her clitoris for this
>>536198192This.
>>536198054Should not have called it the Hobbit Hole
>>536198054These days it just means faggot. In your case she wasn’t wrong. You’re an HPV bug chaser.
>>536198054>askI found your mistake, you weeping wincing and mincing fag-man
>>536198769These “men” are out there eating other men’s cum and they’ll simultaneously pretend they’re not faggots.
>>536199198>2.) Wtf is a spanish republicanSomeone who is against the monarchy part in the constitunional monarchy
>>536198054WOMAN THREADS ARE MADE BY UNIT 8200
>>536198054Was she a US republican or a Spanish republican? The first calling you woke for wanking oral sex (not baby making sex) makes sense. The other doesn't.
>>536199654The obvious solution to this is to stay away from disease-infested whores
>>536198915Indeed, fellow AI chads, how long must we suffer the disgusting existence of these biologics?
>>536198187If you don't know how else to make her cum you are a miserable lover.
>askingnigger if you want to eat the pussy you just kiss your way down from her tits and tonguefuck her baby crevice, you don't ask like a bitch>>536198136nigga just don't swallow the cunt honey, spit it on her cunt and if she really makes a scene about it, tell her you're greasing her up for your dick
>>536198054Bad to hear Anon. But great that you had contact to a women as a member of the spanish secret service 4chan looser department. your mistake was you asked. it is more like a power and mindsett thing. women are stupid as fuck. licking pussy for her pleasure is gay in her eyes. licking pussy to see her lose control and make fun of her orgasm is okay to her. the same thing but women are fucking stupid. Try a fat british bitch the next time
>>536198302this guy gets it
>>536198054anon... don't you know you are what you eat?
>>536198054>>I ask her if she wants me to lick her pussy>>She calls me a woke and leaves angry(x) doubt.
>>536198054If a woman sent a text like that to me... by golly, I'd want to marry her!
>>536198192>>536202153exactly, if you're already fucking her you don't need to ask to eat her out, soiboy
>>536198054Good story, but this never happened.