>>536207628But the Dow hit 50K!
I voted for this
>>536207628FUUUUUUCK i thought about filling up my car today but was too lazy
>>536208041same, truckmiggers are hit the hardest by this. soon they will have to sell their pavement princesses and hog-assed wives after their food stamps run out. we won trannysister!
>>536208237Efforts made now let your future self be lazy.
MIGA!
>>536207628>Full blown war in Middle East>Oil still under $100Trump unironically is winning/plan is working
>>536207628Oh no, that's like... still nowhere near ATH even if we pretend the last two decades of inflation didn't happen.Poor trump card as evidently the markets have been pricing in Iran's bitchiness for decades now.
>>536207628Obviously. Trump was bullshitting about a deal and breaking the ceasefire, and global SPRs are plummeting toward rock bottoms
>>536210948>>536208943you'll away stick out, touristniggers
>>536207628>Oil prices are surging againWorth it long term for dead Iranny niggers. The middle-east will be much better off long term without Iranny niggers threatening regional stability.
>>536207628That’s not that much, dead cat bounce.
This is what, like the fifth time it's happened? Trump announces deal, deal falls apart, Monday morning oil price jump?If you still haven't made money by following this pattern that has gone the same way every time, stop bitching and start investing wisely, you fucking retards.
>>536207628I'm surprised it took them this long honestly. it seemed like a waste of time. Trumpy's war powers run out soon anyway.
>>536210899Nigger
>>536211212Go back to your migger containment thread. Nobody has time for you kike slaves anymore.
>>536211825YLT
>>536207628and? if you aren't a retarded tranny and invested your money correctly, then you would be literally making money right now>t.boomer chad
>>536208237just fill it with something else instead
>>536207747>all my billionaire buddies agree
>>536212113stil ugly
>>53620774751k now actually. I feel retarded i thought i could pull a nancy pelosi so i converted my entire 401k to a stable fund expecting a giga crash but it never happened. I likely have lost out on over 10k in gains since then. I'll probably miss out on selling my wti stock at the top too i may have aleady done that aince it was nearly $5 a few weeks ago and now stuggling to reach $4
>>536207628>Mondaywait 24 hoursTACO Tuesday will being them back down.
>>536207628What did Trump do this time??? WTF
>>536207628>>536207747>muh markets create perfect pricing>actually animal spiritsmiss him yet?
All the Jews in the land crept around Sleepy Joe and said to him:>You MUST bomb Iran. You MUST! Or we Jews will be mad! You MUST! And Sleepy Joe rubbed his eyes, and said:>No can do, Jack! When the Jews did the same thing to Drumpf, he twiddle his tiny hands and, feeling his ballsack shrinking in his soiled pants, mumbled:>S-Sure, I'll b-bomb Iran, b-because I'm a big strong boy, and I can bomb Iran. I'm a big strong boy, aren't I?And the Jews patted him on the head.>Yes, Donald, you're a big strong boy! Well done!
>>536214594Every white person in England and the rest of Europe should be killed because of that TDS post.
>>536207628OHHHH Trump got liquidated this time lmao. I bet he's posting pink wojaks in /biz/ right now