At this exact minute 40 years ago I came out of the womb and was promptly circumcised
Happy birthday!
>>536209166Do you want a medal or something?
>>536209166happy birthday anon
>>536209166My condolences. We'll make them pay eventually, they're on borrowed time.
>>536209166Mazel tov Hyman!
>>536209166lol, lmao even
>>536209166Are you a woman?
>>536209166rip bozo
>>536209465Ty Britfag
>>536209166Fucking jews, I hate them so muchHave a good one, frogbro
>>536209166Luckily your parents were thoughtful enough to grant you this excuse you could milk for the rest of your life.
>>536209478
Am I the only man who just doesn’t care that much that I was circumcised? Yeah, it probably shouldn’t have happened but it doesn’t bother me much. I get there are people for whom it goes tragically wrong, but very few. The difference between circumcised and uncircumcised is marginal at best.
>>536209166At the hands of a Christian doctor, on orders from your Christian parents.
>>536209166happy birthday anonhope you live at least another 40 years surrounded by those you love
OP's dad ate the celebration calamari that night, for sure. Happy Birthday!
>>536209581Ty brazilfag
>>536209569I don't understand why many here care so deeply about the genitals of other men.It truly is bizarre.
>>536209166Should we get reparations at this point or continue to bitch and moan? I haven't ever never met a female who prefers fucking and sucking a hideous leach looking thing packed with snegma cheese over a well polished top crown. Circumcision also probably raises T levels but I'm too retarded to file that claim
>>536209569I don't know, it would be fucking unbereable and extremely uncomfortable for me to have to wear underwear on my uncovered penis.Besides, dick is more fragile. I can also bonus-masturbate with my foreskin up.
why did you vandalise that pepe doe
>>536209752It’s not though.
>>536209166HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Nick Kerr!
>>536209563exactly
>>536209166> ur cocc
>>536209799it's art you eurofag you fucking van gogh looking cuntface look at those brushstrokes impeccable even rousseau rembrant and monet are all shitting their pants like you HAHAHAHAHA learn2tag bcuh
>>536209694How dare we care about the bodily integrity and dignity of our brothers in humanity.
>>536209166They were supposed to wait until the 8th day as per biblical ordinances, and only snippet a fingernail not even slice offNowadays the medical abomination of imposing it immediately out of the womb and because of rabbinic reforms during the hellenistic period- these giant missing foreskins became the norm so jews wouldnt regrow it for gymnasiumSo seeing as ye olden juden was able to regrow it for greek faggots, they took more off to make this impossibleAnd thats the fucking gay history we get to inherit because some goyim lobby thought itd stop masterdebating and other stupid nonsense culturally ingrained into clueless retards who dont even follow torahSo happy medical abomination day, remember john the baptist lost his head to some harlots birthday too
>>536209166lol, approximately 39 years ago, and 6 months ago i came out of the womb and was NOT circumcised.1.5 years later my brother came out of the womb and he too was NOT circumcised.around the same after his birth, we left the US and moved to mexico, where we lived for about 6-7 years, where we lived UNCIRCUMCISED.when we moved back to the US (UNCIRCUMCISED) we remained uncircumcised.one of my sisters did have a son, in the last 20 years, and he (sadly) had his penis circumcised.
>>536209166upside: if you ever have to infiltrate a jewish secret society you can pass the penis inspection test
>>536209960issue that effects a majority of the population and undergoes constant legal troubles against zionist boomer judges and other brainwashed ADL employeesif your country state has a high rate, it's an eminent problem. as well as allowing doctors to do harm in the first place.
>>536209166happy jews immediately ruined your life day
>>536210040>he doesn't know jews only do this to their slavesjudaism is not matriarchical and is a caste system. look it up. they circumcise the lowest rungs of hybrid and hasidic jews. every pure jew in israel is intact unless they made a mistake of casting someone improperly.
>>536209166Did you squeeze any large breasts in your life time?
>>536210066It's a human tragedy and the best counter to normies incredulity to anything vaguely conspiracy theory looking. >You know how many people have to be in on it? Doctors, nurses, health care providers etc...>You really think everyone would just fall for that? But the people are getting smarter to jewish tricks by the day.
>>536209166I havent seen my umbilical cord since birth
>>536209166Having goyim parents is a bitch
>>536210200I’m dating like 3 zoomettes that are all flat chested
>>536209166Happy Birthday, anon! <3>>536209422Man is mourning the jews stealing his foreskin. You don't have to be such a cocksucker, you know?
>>536209166You can still feel a lot of sexual pleasure as circumcised man. Have you ever tried also stimulating your prostate while you jack off your mutilated penis.
>>536209166I was going>2 moar weekshbd
>>536209166Hey, at least you got to destroy some pussy on your way out.
>>536209166Happy dick chopping day, anon!
>>536211162This
>>536209166Make the kikes pay.
>>536209166Happy Birthday.May your foreskin be avenged.
>>536209166Have you considered drugging your parents, tying them up, and then cutting off their genitals as revenge?
>>536209569Violent and painful removal of healthy, functional and sensitive tissue from a baby because of institutional gatekeeping maintaining "inertia" to prevent collapse. Reparations are not optional.
>>536209166Happy Birthday and get you roody-poo.
>>536209166Dann sorry bro. And happy birthday
>>536213068Ty
>>536209166Hapi birfdai
