Why doesn't Trump get on it and add a few extra years to his life?
>>536211075He is already on it
>>536211075>Because it's fucking gila monster venom He knows the pharmajew
>>536212165fpbp
>>536211075It has side effects, like loss in muscle mass and bone density. There's no shortcuts to getting healthy. Just light exercise and a little less on the junk food.
>>536212193Come on Hrvatska just inject the gila monster venom/bone melting juicehttps://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/03/08/bone-injury-risk-weight-loss-drugs/
>>536212165worp spood
I live in the southwest and picked up a horny toad once so I'm practically a gila monster expert by proxy. AMA
>no side effectsListen to those commercials. In fact, they literally test people's eyes. Do you know why? This shit can make you go blind. What's fucked up is the whole covid vax "debate" put this notion in the air like you're fucking crazy if you don't rush to take the new medical treatment... Like, YOU are crazy if you tell someone it can make them go blind, or hollow out their bones... And then people keep quiet as others start taking their new life time medication. Millions of people suddenly injecting themselves every week is actually nuts.>no side effect!Some say it completely removes any desire. You stop eating. You stop smoking... you don't want to have sex anymore. May as well die.
>>536212193You dumb fucker - Semaglutide (Ozempic/Wegovy) is a modified human GLP-1 analog with sequence substitutions and lipidation chemistry specifically engineered for DPP-4 resistance and very long half-life. It is synthetic and not structurally based on venom peptide. You're confusing it with Exenatide (Byetta brand name) from the 1990s. Fuck off.
He’s spoken before about how his friends take it and he doesn’t think it works for them. Besides, old people shouldn’t take GLP-1s. They’re proven to be muscle and wasting, which old people can’t afford. Everyone taking them now in their 20s and 30s is going to be chronically sick and injured when they get old.
>>536211075Because its a filter for stupid fat people
People have been looking for a true weight loss solution without a shit ton of work for ages, and Ozempic is probably the closest we've gotten to that idea. The problem is that the dieting and exercising thats normally important for losing weight also helps build a good mentality for keeping it off, something you don't really get to the same extent on Ozempic, most of these people are just gonna get fat again if they ever stop.
>>536211075Maybe he likes being a chonky boy so that he cat get his tummy rubbed by Melania and also his friends. Maybe he likes to have oil slathered on his wrinkly belly and needs tummy rubs for tummy aches. He eats a lot of burgers so maybe he gets a bloated belly a lot.
>>536211075Imagine taking any big pharma drugs
>>536211075It's not a miracle drug. It has a ton of life ruining side effects.It suppresses appetite but does nothing to help past that, if the person using it doesn't change diet and exercise they just get fatter.Many of the side effects are permanent. Bone density issues, digestive problems, bladder and kidney issues, brain fog, etc.
>>536215024>Inb4 they come in to say that the chances of eye-rotting is only doubled from 1% to 2% so it's no big deal like they did with the bone melting
>>536213198Those side effects are from people chronically under-eating because of the potent appetite suppressant effects.
>>536213482>Some say it completely removes any desireSeems based to me
>>536211075Because it wouldn't.Ozempic isn't a miracle drug, it just makes it so that you stop being as much as a fat fuck and still requires you to diet and exercise if you don't want to be covered in loose skin. Like >>536213198 is because clinical trials bring in fat fucks who don't actually change their lifestyle, they just take it and eat less. Their body is already fucked and so when they heaving mass of a body is doing the same shit as usual, still eating the same foods, they'll lose muscle mass, because they're losing weight normally. They're just sitting around, still eating garbage, just less of it and so their body isn't developing muscle mass that would be gained from regular diet and exercise and loses it because their body's routines are the same as when they were 400lbs.
>>536219521That's a lot of words to say bone melting juice BONEONEMELTINGELTINGJUICEUICEI've never heard of people fasting who had their eyeballs melt buddy.
>>536221309Well them going blind and their bone density weakening is because they fill themselves with chemicals that make them not want to eat as much, but all they eat is McDonalds so they're not getting any real nutrients.
the side effect is it makes you chase other 'rewards' ie: you suddenly become a Shopaholic because food isnt rewarding.
>>536214471Eliminate the refined carbohydrates industry, and then “a miracle“ will occur.
>>536221788From what I remember studies found that it actually reduces that kind of behavior.
>>536212193This. GLP-1s are akin to the Old Blood from Bloodborne pretty soon the blood moon will descend and beasts will roam the streets.
