Peotio: cortisol is a hormones released AFTER stress to alleviate the physical symptoms of anxiety. People with anxiety issues have low cortisol levels because the alleviation system is malfunctioning.
>ignores half hour video to generalize about the title insteadyou have no friends
>cortisol>humiliation ritual>blackpilled>im sooo chronically online hahahi hate normies who performatively pretend to be weird
The economy isn't responsible for raising my cortisol levels.
this nigger is still making videos? I haven't watched him in like 2-3 years.The most entertaining part of his old videos were the 30 seconds at the beginning where he does a little freestyle. As soon as that stops and he starts talking it's the most boring zoomer doomer shit imaginable.>bro capitalism sucks bro how am i supposed to buy a house bro i cant even get a job because they say you need experience broHe's just telling people what they want to hear (that shit isn't their fault) in the same way that angry incels flock to guys like BetterBachelor (to be fair, joker seems like a genuinely chill dude when he's not crying about women)
>>536230115>stop complaining about the rape of your future goy
>>536229637It wouldn't, you're subsidized by your wife lol
>>536230623>complain about the rape of your future for agreement updoots.>don't do anything about it, because if you did, you would stop getting updooted.
Girb has nothing left to say. Running on fumes. His mother's ass fumes.
>>536230803I make more than my wife. Enjoy your time in the cryopod for hypothesizing on my finances. Order up.
>>536229321i think they might be on to something with this cortisol pitch.
>>536230933Post earnings statement, you're cappin' nigga. Order 86'd
>>536229321Unc’s cortisol got raised so bad he had to make a thread about it
>>536229321Oh so this is were they get all the cringe lingo from
Throwaway account because my 19-year-old son lives on this website. Yesterday, I noticed the taped-up black mallet on the far left was missing from my shop workbench. I went up to his bedroom to look for it and caught him standing in front of his mirror, actively hitting his own jawline with it.When I snatched it away and asked him what the hell he was doing, he locked himself in the bathroom and started shouting some nonsense through the door about how he was "bone smashing to optimize his clavicular frame before the summer loop."I pulled some strings with an old friend to get him a full-time job at the local hardware store, and now when he shows up for work on Monday he is going to look like Sylvester Stallone at the end of the first Rocky movie.Now he's already making excuses about why he can't go in, and I'm really worried he won't be able to start paying me the $400/month rent we agreed on if he blows this position over an internet stunt. His mother is beside herself and thinks he is back on drugs. Should I take his phone away until the swelling goes down? Please advise.
>>536230871it's like you've never heard of spreading awareness leading to people taking action for a cause; especially if the growing trend continues are you a retarded fuck nugget, nigger?
>>536230623I agree with this statement but not because I want to go back one step.
Is he wrong?
>>536229321Remember that boomers are the greatest cortizoid hoarder ever.
>>536231114>Throwaway accountLOL
>>536230115they always sound stressed, talk fast, say bro, bruah, bruv, fucking, cooked, crash out and they do that haha arrogant cope laugh. No wonder they bald at 18 and look 45 at 22.
>>536229573>watches half hour videos of broccoli headed tadpoles reading wikipedia, half of the spoken content being the word bruh and 6-7
>>536229321We need a 3 day work week because anything longer raises our cortisol.
Why do zoomers ape off 4Chan memes but are too scared to actually use 4Chan?
>>536229321My mom is an unlimited cortisol machine. The amount of black men she sees daily is insane.
>itt we shit on the kids who got algorithmic enforced subversive media piped into their brains from birth utilizing technology the world has never seen or time to understandSO BASED ( i was born in 1990)
>>536230978Cortisol is the stress hormone, high cortisol means you lead a stressful life, constantly overloading your adrenal gland leads to a myriad of health problems, zoomers are most worried about the fact that chronically high cortisol makes you bald, fat, retarded, and uglies your face.This is zoomies rediscovering the boomer knowledge of "stress kills"
