https://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/01/iran-us-negotiations-strait-of-hormuz.htmlIran stops negotiations with U.S., vows to ‘completely’ block Strait of Hormuz>Iranian negotiators will stop exchanging messages with the U.S. through intermediaries in retaliation for ongoing ceasefire violations>Tehran will also move to fully block the Strait of HormuzAnons. It looks like the pool is gonna be closed at least a few more months and India is trying to compensate for their fuel shortages by adding extra stuff to it to stretch their supply - BUT THAT EXTRA STUFF IS GOING TO WRECK EVERY INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE IN THE COUNTRYSixty percent of their calories come from just three staples. Those staples need to go in the ground literally right now - THEY ARE MISSING MORE OF THE PLANTING SEASON WITH EACH PASSING DAYAnd when the strait eventually does open - half the cars, trucks, busses, motorcycles, water pumps, plows, tractors, etc are going to have their engines permanently damaged - DECADES OF CAPITAL INVESTMENT GONEOn top of this the El Niño this year is a SUPER EL NIÑO that is a once-in-a-hundred-year event. And see picrel. They get DROUGHT from it. You do not want drought - WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE YIELDS WAY LOWER BECAUSE OF A FUEL AND FERTILIZER SHORTAGEAnd on top of that the damage they did to their soil affects root and fruit growth the most. You will end up with a potato harvest that has these big leafy structures above ground - BUT POTATOES THE SIZE OF A GOLF BALL UNDERGROUNDWant to know what else you get when you combine: drought + heat wave + stifled root growth - YOU GET A FUCKING DUST BOWLAnd all those water pumps they will use to get water out from deep underground - THE DIESEL ADDITIVES WILL DESTROY THEMThe lentil chickpea shortage is only 10% of calories so no big deal - NOPE THAT'S WHERE THEY GET THEIR PROTEINI'm not just having some TJD fantasy hereTHEY ARE ACTUALLY FOR REAL FUCKEDGENUINELY - TRULY - SERIOUSLY - UTTERLY - FUCKED
Wow, sounds like a massive humanitarian crisis in the making.Let's send half of their population to live in first world countries and give give the other half $6,000,000,000,000 in aid so they don't perish.
Hi, author of the original Total Jeet Death copy pasta from 4 months ago and I just wanted to say.You are welcome.
Good
Good. What can I do to make it worse for them?
>>536236421I will throw a red pill, India is currently in a state of civil war, the problem that Globohomo and the jews censor the news.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD9oRS08wg8Basically the Pajeet goverment allowed a muslim + hindu ethnic group ( with strong communist leanings ) to loot weapon storages and use those weapons against an asiatic christian minority group.The east of india near the myanmar border is a hot-spot, with ethnic conflict on the verge of happening while the Indian goverment officials are eating cow dung or drinking fecal matter in the ganges.I think the total population of the east of india is around 40 million people, christians in those region are like those of other asian nations not the pajeet street shitters you see colonizing the west.If war happens this could be an excelent oportunity to create a small ethno-state btw.
>>536237018Ring random numbers in India and scam them with bad advice to kill even more crops.
So this is what Google meant when they updated their ads policies to ban any "they deserved it" type ads.
>>536236421Their only hope is for Israel and Iran to get along so gas can be cheaper and fertilizer can flowThey are so fucked
>>536236421None of this will happen. Indian will become a superpower while the white race goes extinct
Keked!
The digits in picrel have spokenIn most of India, empty shelves would have (in the absence of panic buying) been seen by late 2026 - but we will see them much sooner as fear grips the nation. It will be the Covid19 toilet paper panic times a million. By early 2027 (after the food from the current growing season has failed to show up on supermarket shelves for a few months) the government being overthrown is on the table - and frankly - this is looking extremely likely if Trump and Iran don't make nice soon. Very soonA major caloric deficit is already baking into the cake. A one month additional delay would cause a significant reduction in yields but a few months would mean an entire lost growing season. If India was a smaller country they could rely on the charity of others - but there are too many mouths to feed - and on top of that they aren't exactly liked by the rest of the population of planet. If Japan was starving the rest of us would figure out how to fix it but India is going to get at best indifference and at worst people cheering famine onIndia can't just buy what it needs either. In terms of PPP they are much richer than in nominal terms - but - when it comes to international trade PPP is meaningless. Their nominal per-capita GDP was $2,800 before the Rupee went down 10%. Combine this with the fact that food is already much costlier than it was before the strait shut down and with the fact that it will only get more expensive with each passing day - and India is really in trouble. It is not a good time to have to rely on trade to feed your peopleKEEP IN MIND... When White people get hungry they do the polite thing and quietly starve to death at home - brown people instead burn things to the groundDo you anons remember Sri Lanka? Thousands of people storming the presidential residence and raiding the fridge and swimming in the pool and getting up to other such shenanigans and tomfoolery? In 2027 India we could see this on a World War Z scale
>>536236912plz share the pasta anon
Without the Urea and Sulfur coming from the Strait of Hormuz to SEA, India, and Africa they can't make Urea + Ammonia Nitrate (UAN) and they can't make Sulfuric Acid out of the sulfur to make things like DAP and MAP which are all essential fertilizers used globally. This combined with a "super" el nino monsoon season will result in a significantly reduced yields come harvest time in September for rice, wheat, maize, and sugar cane.India will be unable to effectively import their way out of this as well due to a Indian Rupee crisis which is drastically increasing the cost of imports as the weaker the rupee becomes the more are needed to convert to dollars.A water shortage will begin as parts of india get their water trucked in and those trucks will stop.This will create a mass starvation event starting in India due to a lack of rice and then in Northern Africa due to a lack of wheat which are the two staple crops that are most affected by the loss of these specific fertilizers.India's planting season begins June 1st. Tens of millions of farmers will instantly go bankrupt at the start of harvest season in September as yields wont cover the cost of the diesel that it would take to harvest the fields all across SEA and India and parts of Africa. By mid September there will be a mad dash to leave for the United States and Canada but there will be no Jet Fuel, the airports will then be burned down by rioters who are starving in the streets.As the option to fly is removed mass caravans will form consisting of Indians and Africans who will go by boat (if they can find the Diesel) and by foot through Africa until they reach Northern Africa in places like Libya where they will starve to death as they desperately attempt to breach the borders of places like Spain by the tens or even hundreds of millions which will create a massive crisis in Europe as the growing anti-immigrant right seizes power and begins a ruthless campaign of expelling the invaders at the gates!
>>536236421The India experiment will collapse within the next year. Expect the Yugoslavian civil war, but with millions of deaths and a lot more stink.
tkd tjd its all the same to me
>>536237418What happens when you take a tense situation like this and then add hunger to the equation?>Things get spicyBeyond spicy>1.4 billion people spicyThey already act like maniacs when there is no war and no famine>What the fuck will war and famine make them do???And anon what you describe is HIT (huge if true)>And because solar powered starlinks are a thing we get to watch the whole thing in 4kI know it gets said a lot - probably too much - but what a time to be alive>Holy shit I just remembered they are a nuclear powerHOW THE FUCK COULD I FORGET THIS WHOLE TIME THAT THEY ARE A NUCLEAR POWER>Anons I don't feel so good
>>536239232>India's planting season begins June 1stI think I saw this pasta and "June 1st" worked it's way into my subconsciousness to inspire this post. Thanks anon!
>>536238083Your picrel always makes me dream of what could have been
>>536239154can we somehow send all the jeets back to india so they dont miss out on this epic page in their history.
>>536236421>he believes that something's going to happenLOLLMAO EVEN
>>536236421Dude they eat cow shit, and live off of that, if their cows die, they die
>>536236421https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/536101347/ has the links and details about how badly fucked their new 'diesel' fuel is. Any diesel generator and engine, anything that uses diesel is beyond fucked.What we don't have yet is videos showing the damage the new fuel mixture does. Supposedly one anon saw a video that showed a destroyed engine from a motorcycle or something but alas they didn't save the link. However videos should start pouring out soon how bad the damage is from the fuel.
>>536236421imagine being such a lazy faggot that you shorten pajeet to jeet
