why didn't the demon owl save him?
he spent all his karma on gaming laptops
>>536244521/pol/ used him and tossed him aside once they had no further use from him.
le magick man. Christ is king!
>>536244521he ran out of loosh. he's useless to them now. completely drained and abandoned.
>>536244639Jesus never existed dumbass. It’s a MYTH. Grow up.
>>536244875>Jesus never existed dumbass. It’s a MYTH. Grow up.t. future styx>why can't you grow up like styx???
>>536244596I stopped watching after he abandoned his beautiful wife and baby daughter to crawl back into his parent's basement and smoke weed all day like a perpetual child. It does not feel good to watch a man casually throw away everything you ever wanted.
>>536244997Literally "thats about all peace out'd" his wife and child lmfao
>>536245628probably because his wife and child fucking suck. I'd do the same thing
>>536244997Go take what you want. If Styx can get a Dutch blonde princess, so can you.
>>536245716His wife is hot af
What's the QRD, cops finally grab him?
>>536244521qrd, did he finally died?
>>536245724>>536245756>If you become E-famous a 6/10 blond might fuck your scrawny assWow hallelujah. She left him for her black drug dealer by the way.
>>536245756>wifeex.plus she's dumb as a brick for marrying that retard and having a child with him.and being dumb is unattractive and nullifes her external looks.
>>536245724That's good advice for any younger anons who stumble in here wondering what a demon owl has to do with this homeless man.
>>536244997Weed? This dude looks like a late stage Meth junkie.
>>536244521The time on his contract expired and my prayers to god to defeat the demon and protect earth from this vile black sorceror's influence worked. A powerful dispel magic was used against him, which created doubt that any magic was even real in the minds of many people. When they all collectively don't believe he could summon snowstorms or cause the assistant district attorney of new orleans to off himself, the thoughts of disbelief are channeled into an anti magic field that manifests into magic no longer working for him. His period blood spells and cutting his hands had no effect. The hold he had over women vanished, and they have begun to notice he is stinky and poor and now they have new boyfriends. The demon cannot directly influence things, only work through evil people who let it into their lives. My faith protects me, and I am praying for your protection too.Styx is now trapped living in someone elses apartment, scared to go outside and cant get pulled over or have cops run his plates or they will find he has an active warrant for his arrest. He is damned if he does nothing, and he is damned if he goes outside to do anything. He is in a hell of his own making.
>>536246540Neat larp, but I agree on the last part.
>>536245756wifebeathammer hit the wall good.
>>536244596Warned him to accept christ long ago.
>>536246540Do Antichrist Sam Hyde next.
>>536245756the video where Styx tells him wife, that magic is real, and he has seen it.she doubts him.he squirms like a retard.no wonder she fucked chad instead.
>>536244997That wasn’t his daughter, he was cucked. That’s why he went back and went crazy.Him getting that girl was clearly a Faustian bargain and stolas had the last laugh as demons always do when someone makes deals with them
I can't decide if his downfall was the groping of his girlfriend on the live election stream or the advent of the pirate hat.
>>536249498pirate hat for sure
>>536244521Damn, Alkaizer must have had a rough leaguestart
Qrd on what happened?
