What does the viral popularity of 'Kool Aid Pineapples', where Blacks purchase jars of pineapple spears, mix Kool Aid sugar packets into the jars to marinate the pineapples, and then resell these jars for 200-500% markup say about the state of our politics?
Aren't canned pineapples already sweet
>>536272166>>536272405
>>536272166Absolute unit
>>536272405Yea, they add sugar, kool aid has already a nasty taste then you add the canned fruit that has a slight metallic finish.How can people drink that over a fresh squeeze, 100% with ice?
>>536272964>demon girl and the nigger
>>536272964>>536272405dah bih gahhhhh
>>536272166It's probably full of Codeine too, chucklefuck
>>536272166Never heard of it. I don't live in nigger shitholes
>>536272964She's going to sell the one she bit off of and drank from and their pants are falling off.
>>536272166>IMMA ENRA... ENTERAPURA... ENTERMANUER YEA NIGGA JUST LIKE DAT AMAZON NIGGA BOZOS
>>536272166>>536272964Back in my day, kids would just do drugs. Now we got these hood rat/tatted up trailer trash sampling literal fruit and saying "ayy that's the good shit". This is beyond parody.
>>536272166Millennials are such a fucked generation. We’re gonna be stuck caring for old retarded Xers and Boomers but we’re also gonna figure out how to carry the younger gens whose brains are such fried sludge that they’re buying diabetes potions.
>>536272166Prison wine? Why you gotta keep a brother down
>>536272166>jars of pineapple spearsNever seen this shit in my life that's how I know it's fake and gay.
>>536273279>>536273562kek
>>536272964And it's always this style of jar. This shit is a fake and gay marketing campaign.
DabihtuhDabihga
The vids are viral because the people are freaks. The snack itself isn't really anything worth thinking about. It doesn't mean shit about shit.>>536273631You're such a fucking faggot I bet you dont have one friend. Every thought you have was implanted by memes. You dont even know who you actually are its impossible for you to be authentic
>>536272166>>536272964wtf is wrong with white people?
>>536272166Pickles taste better than pineapples in this scenario. These people are too stupid to realize that they can literally just do this with a zucchini and it won't taste any different. Fuck, a carrot or a potato even. You could literally just make jello. In fact theres so many things less retarded than this. I myself am considering getting into the ghetto food prep business.My grandmother showed me how to make all the depression era recipes from the dust bowl when I was a kid and theres probably loads of miney to be made selling this shit back to city slickers.
>>536273735These poor things belong in the rainforest
>>536273829>>536273796Don't be a hater
>>536272964I can save her!
>>536273831People eat sour patch kids and shit so a super sweet fruit snack isnt all that crazy
>>536272166>tfw you spent all that money sourcing all that cocaine for the crack in inner cities just to see them do the same harm with sugar
>>536273926Is ghetto snake oil salesman lucrative? Or is that just a drug dealer
>>536272964>*picture of a hobbit smoking from a pipe*
>>536272964>aliens visited earth to meet with these people (theyre all over the US in vast numbers these types of people)Lmao
>>536272166Poor kid barely looks 14 and he's already fat as fuck. This shit is straight sugar and will absolutely destroy people's insulin sensitivity. Invest in pharmaceuticals that make diabetic drugs.
>>536274106They buy $3 jars of pineapple, $1 pack of koolaid, mix them up with sugar and then sell for $20. What do you think?
>>536274402One whole pineapple here is like 4-5$
>>536272964What a loser. Volunteering her life to rat culture
>>536274392Thought a packet of kool aid had aspartame or some other 0 calorie sweetener.
dah bihh gahhhh
>>536273926Around here in Florida where I am from niggas always got "plates". Usually it's like $50 for a plate. Ngl these "plates" are pretty damn good. It's usually stuff like steak, crab legs, greens and shit. But "plates" have become a really big deal on Facebook. You just message them or go to a place and the line is always a mile long. I guess the economy is such shit this is the only way people can make a living.
>>536273926Lemme get one dem pineapple flava pineapple real fresh n juicy ya feel me
>>536272166People are lazyParents don't buy healthy snacksNiggers can be industrious.
>>536274045To be fair the food companies are owned by the cigarette companies so you're not far off.
wypipo don seazon dey subways an sheeeeeit!
>>536274985JFC, they’re actually selling food now? Back in my day, not that long ago mind you, they sold “plates”, two styrofoam plates with one being used as the lid as a covert means of selling drugs in public, offering delivery service of takeout containers with various drugs inside. But you’re telling me that they’re now selling actual food, circumventing local health laws as well?
>>536272964Tainted hole, blackened by negro flesh. Oozing with ailment and disease of the soul. Her fate was sealed upon first copulation. May God have mercy.
>>536272166Why are thesefuckerseating over the fucking jar, the fucks
>>536272405Wypyppo Don seezon dey food
>>536272166>>536272964is this real or just a meme?
>>536272964>tfw no trap queen pickled pineapple gf
>>536272166All fatties should be killed and burned to produce electricity
Is it Lean or just niggrified hipsterics?
>>536272166whites didnt think of it first and are inferior
>>536272964You know that degenerate roastie bitch has throat gonorrhea from sucking infected nigger dicks and she backwashed back into that jar. The underclass is absolutely disgusting!
>>536273828Oh forgive me for not wanting your burden on my back, little thing.
>>536277827It's too dumb to be a meme
>>536277978Her demeanour and outward appearance are reflections of the diseased degenerative inner vacancy. Devoid of soul, devoid of character, devoid of thought.
>>536273645it's new nigger. one nigger invented it and all the other niggers copied it. a few years ago it was something else. they'd make vice docs about nigger commerce.they use EBT to buy shit, then flip it to other EBT niggers with math that doesn't make sense.these cost like $25 and they pay it because they're niggers and it's cool. it's like buying bling. >>536274402just look at how cool.this fat nigger is. I want to be her friend because she owns all the cool fat foods which justifies why she's so ducking fat because she's cool. her cheap clothes are cool too because they look "designer" even though I don't know what that means. I'm ignoring the smell because her fried chicken has cheeto dust on it.damn she's cool>>536274632every black costs a million dollars in lifetime contribution
>>536274985EBTdey is don't pay IRS
>>536274392Diabetes isn't caused by sugar retard. You stuck in the year 2000 or something?
>>536272166I swear people used to make these 20-30 years ago with not only kool aid but also sodas and stuff. Black social media acting like they just invented the wheel and gen alpha going six seven over it is giving me an aneurysm.
>>536274786Have you never seen niggers make kool aid? It's half sugar. They make kool aid sludge because they add so much sugar. Like southerners and the disgusting sweet tea that's just mildly tea flavored sugar. Those pineapples probably already have tons of natural sugar too, and probably more added because people are fat and disgusting.
>>536272964she licked that right after sucking BBC now shes going to sell it to timmy
>>536272166That's what the American dream is all about. Capitalism baby!
>>536274106I work in a factory that pats well and is 50% black. You have no idea how much money they spend on this. A lady will bring in a trash bag of smaller bags of popcorn dusted with black pepper and ranch powder and sell out instantly with 90% margins. One girl used to make flavored drinks with fancy cups and bamboo straws and sell like 60$ in profit every other day. A dude made some actually good venison jerky and would ride a cart around the plant selling it to ppl on the line. Sometimes the quality is quite high, other times low, but blacks buy nonstop.
>>536274402Why do they always bite it then put it BACK. fucking DISGUSTING.
>>536272166Why do their heads look like some kind of small shaggy dog?
>>536272964you can tell he is the boss nigger because he has the biggest hat
>>536273828it okay little zoomie I will carry you take my hand and we will fly
>>536279011>Why do they always bite it then put it BACK. fucking DISGUSTINGSo that it soaks up more FLAVA.
>>536277666/pol/ is dead
>>536273098wait they just add sugar and koolaid powder? thats it? what the plastic addled shit is this?At least put drugs or alcohol in it.
>>536272166On the one hand, I love massive 400+ lb men, so these boys are right on their way. However, in terms of actual dating, I am more of a twink enjoyer. It's quite the conundrum because I love both equally in terms of sex, but I want to settle down with a twink who fattens daddy up. Maybe I should import a thin euro
>>536277827Probably real. White people have been putting cucumber slices in koolaid since the shit has been around. Its only natural for a nigger to figure out a way to throw more sugar in it and call it their own.
>>536272964>AI
>>536277397Yes. I'm telling you there is literally hundreds of black people selling plates of food. It's not even bad so I can't complain. Ide rather they do that than drugs
>>536272166>>536272964Why, in all these videos do they take a bite and let it go back in the jar? Disgusting animals, no wonder they enjoy this toxic poison.
>>536277831My girl looks just like this bitch but without the tattoos.. legitimately the duality of woman for me
>>536274001It’s really crazy how many of you think that the packet of Kool-Aid makes it sweeter somehow
This shit is why every black character in a sitcom used to have a Diabetes episode.
If you're white and american, you owe it to yourself to reject everything black, hispanic and jewish. Just think how all 3 are deeply ingrained in your life
Dahbitguh
yt pepo
>>536272166Who needs to see these piglets eating up close like that
>>536273882
>>536284603Black excellence.While white people be sending rockets to space n shit. We be out here selling fruit soaked in kool aid.
>>536288576>mystery girlfriend Xgreat first chaptermeh first 10 chaptersutter crap ending
>>536272166I'm 41 and never seen pineapple spears in a jar
>>536272166Never seen or heard of this in my entire life.
>>536272166Every one of these videos makes me feels sick because they take a bite of the fruit then dunk it back in the jar and pass it along.
>>536272964Why haven't they been euthanized?
>>536272166That some cult.
>>536273828Friends are for children bucko.
>>536277397>But you’re telling me that they’re now selling actual food, circumventing local health laws as well?Lmao. Look at this salty cracker get all jealous that the black community has more entrepreneurial spirit than he does.
>>536272964>the human raceit's over
>>536277666wow no one checked this. Pol is full of bots, feds, and jeets
>>536272964God I wish I was a nigger.
>>536273926why is he making a constipated face
>>536274402this is amazing, how do we accelerate this?
>>536272166>>536272964So what kind of trick do they use to not be instantly hit with $100.000 in 'sales without a business license' and 'food safety violation' fines for such shenanigans?
Nobody cares when a Jew sells bean water at a 3000% markup
>>536272166Cause niggas be stoopid. This is no different when the whole hood stacked milk crates on top of each other and tried to climb across.
>>536272166buy ads
>>536272166This is some kind of fascinating social experiment the glowniggers are performing kek. Touche glowniggers, touche. >dah bih gah
>>536284603the moment you see people trying to make money by selling courses, the market is oversaturated and you missed your chance
>>536277397Selling plates of food isn't new. They buy the food with food stamps cook it and then sell it. After that they can buy newports and scratch off lottery tickets.
>>536284603>pay 150 to learn the secret of mixing koolaid and pouring it in a jar.
>>536291737The trick is called "being niggers." Cops usually won't bother issuing minor citations to them for fear of a chimpout and creating another George Floyd. That and there aren't enough cops on planet Earth to reliably catch these hoodrats in the act.
>>536272166What sort of retard would buy this off a random nog instead of just making it themselves?
cursed thread
>>536272964She's actually disgusting.
This is severe mental muttardation
Dat bih gah
>>536272166Comes with a free trial of Ozempic
Total nigger death.
>>536291737They can't pay the fines, so the cops don't bother issuing them. Basically if you're poor enough the cops won't bother you about some crimes because the primary motive of a cop is to make profit for their municipality.
>>536272964americans live like this?yikes...
>>536296975I guess poor ones do, I have never witnessed anything like this until now
>>536277397>>536289554Honestly, it's insane seeing all of these /pol/tards seethe.Kudos for Daquan, he's creating a product. I don't give a fuck. He should be allowed to do that if it's a truly "free" country .
>>536272166Corpos do this, too.
>>536272405The goyslop is never slop enough for niggers. https://youtu.be/tB2fmUt2jnY?si=uW57mJ-mbILnjYlY
>>536292039Literally. Niggers should be allowed to sell Kool-Aid to other niggers without needing thousands in permits and fees. And whitey should be allowed to vend hotdogs. And we should be allowed to put a Home Depot shack on our property and live in it. But NOO, kikes got to extract your energy and money from you for "muh safety" (like they give a shit).
>>536272166>purchasethey must using ebt cards (probably stolen) to buy the jars and koolaid.
>>536272166>"look at me, I can be a nigger too!"We all can, but those with value choose not to
>>536272166it says that its really easy to make bank on social media these days because people are sheep and the elite are right about themget to exploiting the npcs
>>536272964Only the goyest of slops for the whitest of niggers
>>536272166>taking half a bite of something and putting it back in a communal jar
>>536284874Because that's how they spread Herpes and Hepatitus. There's something in Herpes and Hepatitus that makes you act differently and it controls the portion of your brain and makes you spread it like a drug.
>>536273735YERPThat's the good shit
>>536296313You're wondering why lazy niggers would just buy something VS plan, take action and then wait for the reward a few days later?
>>536273735>>536272964
>>536273796>And it's always this style of jar.It's called Pinapple Spears. You just dump a cup of sugar and a pack of koolaid and let it sit for a day..
>>536272166Tbf that's probably the most fruit that fat ass little gen alpha has eaten in his entire life.
shit is getting so bad, even the blacks are starting to work
>>536272166is this some kind of nigger version or tepatcha?
>>536272964I love America, the Land of the Free and the Home of making money selling Kool-Aid pineapple. It’s a quirky gimmick until a corporation takes the idea and makes millions.
>>536298893kek
>>536291737>dollar general>unmaintained grass>cracked concrete>trash everywhere>NIGGERSnever seen an american hood before?they barely notice murders there nevermind code violations.
>>536277666Damn anon, you better keep this as a screenshot.I can imagine a few threads where this would be useful.
>>536275330>Bitch, I'm White and I'll prove it.
>>536272166Its like when you buy a cup of lemonade from a child's lemonade stand and don't drink it. You're just trying to be a nice guy and encourage them to be productive, instead of being little destructive brats.
>>536272964What's he hiding on his head or is that just his head shape?
>>536273735>the hell are you spooks up to?
>>536272166200-500% of $4 isn't much anon
>>536272964that's a 9/10 in the deep south btw
>>536273882this
>>536273829They are too kindhearted. They think blacks are just like them, but with a quirky twist. They are naive creatures and don't yet comprehend the reality of it all.
>>536297520I saw this in 2014 on my second time going there and realized all the anti whole foods sentiment was justified. Haven't been back since
>>536278466It hasn't changed. Diabeetus is caused by being too fat and consuming too much sugar.
>>536272166I have fats even more than I hate niggers. Niggers are cursed by God, animals trapped in human form that are only partiallyresponsiblefor their actions. Fats are an affront to God and a mockery of the perfect image He created. Raw excess and gluttony. Demonic vessels one and all.
>>536273829>brown hair roots>brown eyesClearly a "white" person
>>536284603Would
>>536272964I can't fix her.
>>536273735>>536274402ai
>>536272166It's like cinnamon toothpicks
>>536272166>>536272405What's with taking a bit and letting it fall back into the jar?
>>536272166Here you see why blacks got the diabetis.
>>536275079>one of dem pineapple flavored pineapple Pineapple flavor is extra
>>536272166>that second creature stop the count.
>>536279011Hey bro wanna sip of my cup of malk?
>>536273735Not sure what’s in her lap but the McDonald’s sweet tea will give her diabetes if she isn’t careful
>>536272405Kool aid powder is sour by itself, you have to add an insane amount of sugar
The fad food of 26
>>536289554>>536297397Nigger niggers.White boys aren't seething, we're laughing.>entrepreneurial spiritYes and no. It's niggers nigging niggers If a white person tried to sell "plates" in a white neighborhood, everyone would look at him with a mix of pity, cringe, and disgust. White people look at this shit and say to themselves "I can do this at home"
>>536284874that’s just how they flirt………………………………………………….With diabetes
>>536289554Niggers should be dead Not selling glorified fruit cocktail on the street Kys
>>536290596You are
>>536298373Go through all that work just so that some other future nigga gets to enjoy it? Hell nah
>>536288333I used to have a thing for girls like this until I fucked one, and was highly disappointed, these women think they are the shit but bring zero to the table.If you want a good lay and or wife, fuck the quiet nerdy girl instead.
>>536272964>why wypipo don seeson dey pineappuls?
>>536272964Christcucks say you need to forgive and marry her in 15 years.
>>536272166Trash food for trash primates.
>>536272964Gay if you wouldnt
>>536272964Wiggers are a threat to national security
>>536277666good post mister lucky satan
>>536272964How can you be an A cup, but also have tits that sag to your waist?
>>536273735DAYUMSHO' IZ GOOOOD
I always find it hilarious how the contrarians of 4chan, who are too based for normies, follow social media trends just as closely as a teenage girl does, if not more. It’s almost like another form of horseshoe theory
i think it might be the yeast on pineapple skin. pineapple skin will produce alcohol, recently home distillation laws have been relaxed so do it right and you got a koolaide moonshine.
>>536302738don't drink dat!it trigger da sickel-cell!
>>536272166>>536272964>>536273735>>536274402>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO QUIT HAVING FUN
>>536272166https://fixvx.com/OfficialFBMA/status/2061967254934176131
>>536272964HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>536304835R A R EARE
