After worshipping the Indians and the Chinese first of course
>>536290140Accent, fucking kek, other than newfies quebec and indian there's no fucking accent.
>>536290140Typical Canadian poor sentence structure. I'm pretty sure Jarliy is saying he wants to kill American right wingers but it can also be read that jarliy is saying he's ready for RAHOWA and that if American Nazis want to join him, they better be prepared to die because that's what it will take to win.
>>536290266This guy knows what he's talking a boat.
>>536290140no, but i'm ready to kill for themevery canadian over 55 or darker than a greek will be set forth on a death march to the north in winter.
>>536290140Who are these faggots even talking to or about?
>>536290140Canadian beer sucks!
>>536290140Jesus fucking christ these trannies are mortifying
>>536290474Just more posturing while Canadastan turns brown and goes bankrupt. Elbows up!
>>536290266You've never talked to anyone north of Barrie. People from Manitoba have a pretty thick classically Canadian accent.
>>536290140>I can put my accent away>we have home ice advantagelol, lmao even
>>536290140>timmyfarthands
>>536290474Canada has built its entire identity around not being American. That's why they don't mind jeets or chinks stealing their jobs and housing from them.
>>536290474they're bots.This is a slide thread.USA is our big brother. Together to the end.>Please annex us. For our own good.
>>536290473Based
>>536290433Just sounds Minnesootan to me eh?
My old unit, Aco 2-6 infantry, would have taken our 16 Bradleys and 200 men and steamed rolled Toronto with impunity.T. Unc
>>536290140Your retards are unironically making a reasonable case for invading and annexing Canada despite the idea being tied to Trump. Like I understand the idea of fighting back against someone threatening you even if it’s just with words but their best bet is unironically to shut the fuck up. Seriously.
I am willing to recognize Alberta as independent, make them a state and burn down 24 Sussex Drive.
>>536290140Who the fuck would die for Canada? Its the most bland country in the world.I guess you could mount a medically assisted suicide brigade.
>>536290140>Die for our values What are Canadian values?
>>536290699But we also do that... :(
>>536290140>values of getting raped and killed by migrants for gay nigger communismI'm so exhausted with these retards.>>536290474Every Canadian here thinks that all their problems are caused by Trump and Americans.
When I’m leading death squads and lining “Canadians” up to be shot, I will show them this picture.Those who can identify that man will be spared, the others go in the ditch.By doing this I will have left Canada as one of the most powerful nations on earth.
>>536290901Not being American. Being raped by the Chinese while profusely apologizing that their asses aren't tighter after all the pride parades loosened them.
>>536290140Montreal gets independence, the rest is we're taking, and I don't even support Trump.The idea of having Arctic India to our immediate north is absolutely fucking untenable, and it's beyond clear you are incapable of self-governance and riddled with tyranny
>>536291199>and riddled with tyrannyIs it tyranny if this is what our own people asked and continue to vote for?
>>536290570I've never talked to anyone west or east of Alberta and that's exactly how I intend it to stay.In fact take Edmonton and Calgary off the list too.
>>536290140The greatest jeet civil war incoming
>>536290266Leaf here. We do have an accent. I get called out for it sometimes. You just don’t hear it because you’re around it all day.
Why are pajeets so ugly and stupid?
>>536290140I would fucking love if the US invaded Canada.I hope Canada would draft me and give me a gun.They would have to write new Geneva convention chapters for what I would do to Angl*ids.
>>536290140I wish the states would start bombing us.
>>536291367No one I know sounds any different than the average sitcom cast. The broadly homogenized western tv accent permeates everything.Other than chugs, indians, newfies and frogs but they don't count anyway.
>>536291443>They would have to write new Geneva convention chapters for what I would do to Angl*ids.Yeah, we know you french fucks love nigger dick as long as they say bonjour.
Someone needs to explain to the Indians (feather) in Alberta that gibs for Native Americans are way better.Get those savages after the gibs and firewater….you’ve won the battle.
>>536291675>non sequitur into nigger dickDamn, you are exactly like mutts. Why aren't you the 51st state, again?
>>536290266There actually is.T. Sask lad in exile
Canadians can't even protect their nation against foreign invasion from South Asia, and that's 7,000 miles away.
>>536290140I hope we invade Canada, I will sign up immediately just to commit war crimes
>>536291811>proving my pointmy job here is done.
>>536291960No, you just proved mine.Which is that you are a massive faggot and a nigger.Thank you for saying it so clearly.Have a good day.
>>536291090nice, Canada will only be sportsboomers that just import 3 million jeets again
You'll never be us fags Stay bothered You're ass at hockey too
I can blend in with Canadians too. uhh, well, I used to, but now I'm not brown enough.
>>536290140Uh, what?
>>536290343Yeah that's what it sounds like. It'd be funny if he got attacked for being a "nazi" over this.
>>536290140Is this going to be Canada turning into the North American version of the Butthurt Belt??? And how is Canada going to have a chance against the US, when the US military is the most funded in the world and the US is right next to Canada, making logistics of invading the place much easier?
>>536292067>Still proving my pointSpeaking French doesn't make you civilized
>>536292135>You'll never be us fagsjokes on you, we're already fags.
>>536290140well the second part will happen, but I can't logistically see a world where canadians are fighting.what are you going to do, throw jam at us?
>>536290140Continue preparing, White Man. Prepare endlessly. Until all but the last one of you is extinct. And on that day, fuck Timmy gon do.
>>536292223They're mentally ill anon. This is what reddit and TV does to a mf. Just carry on about your life.
I love Canada. I've been there four times: BC, Alberta, Ontario. Beautiful country with great people. Sad what the globalists/jeets have done to the Toronto metro.
>>536292386When white people go extinct you will have nobody left to give you free shit and you will go back to eating each other. Either way I win.
>>536292416(Ontario twice)
>>536290140Did trump make a comment about Canada again?
>>536290808You are a NIGGER but I like you
>>536290140It's weird that Canadians think Americans need to do anything about them. They don't have kids, they kill themselves with MAID, and they import so many indians that you have a hard time finding a white person in a city. There is no need to even talk to a white Canadian in any sort of competitive manner, they lose by existing.
you guys are so based holy fuck like the 3rd Reich.
Are those posts from like February of 2024 or something? I thought the Canadians had stopped seething.
Ok? Fuck Canada lol, we need a wall up north to keep the jeets out once they occupy every cubic foot of Canadar Pradesh.
>>536290266You can't hind that retarded accent leaf, funny you thinking you can.
>>536290140>are you willing to come to Canada
what the fuck are they talking bout, the canada arc ended a year ago. Or was that the highlight of their lives while for me it was just a week of bullying leafs online.
>>536290140What a bunch of histrionic homos, good god.
>>536291443But the great wall of Quebec protects us from the browns hoards of the west. I though we where frens.
>>536290140if americans come i will fifth column against these reddit retards all day. most of these are noguns faggots anyway. worst thing they can off is jerking off in your direction
>>536290140It’s pretty funny to read people from Quebec and Ontario fantasize about an invasion when all the great game thinkers care about is Alberta and Saskatchewan.
>>536290140Is there a particular reason or have they just collectively decided to invade usa while being unarmed? Because i support their decision
>>536290140>are you ready to DIE, I hope so because we arespoken like a true Canadian
>>536290140I don't care what predditors do say or think, call me back they all drop dead simultaneously *click!>>536290140**hang up tone*
>>536290140God Redditors are gay
>>536290266"out and about" will instantly out any Canadian.
>>536292805Please, sweet god, let us join you so we can escape cuntario and fagbec rule
>>536292867When you kill yourself, you win
>>536290140Day of the rake i would actually sign up for
>>536292857I wanna stay my own nation but that is a Big Beautiful Boarder.
Are yall so bored that you have to come up with deranged, fictional scenarios to pass the time? Meanwhile 99% of Americans don't think about you at all.
>>536290140No, I don’t want Canadians, don’t want you faggots as Americans. Don’t even really like reading your faggot posts on 4chan and definitely don’t want you Indian invasion. I’d fight on behalf of Canadian just to protect America from absorbing you plagued faggot niggers.
>>536290140>Canadian redditors are ready to fight and dieThis country will never be that lucky.
>>536292994Milk, creek and roof will do it too lol>Eh, I was Oot an Aboot down by tha crick after bein on my ruuf after drinking a jug of malk.I keep applying to ICE but they dont accept foreigner's. I can spot my kind from 1000 miles away and im sure theirs tons of canadian hoppers that think they're safe and imbedded. Ill pull squalling babys out the arms of mothers and punt the little fuckers back to canada.I keep saying to wave the sign on bonus and I dont want guaranteed citizenship, just the shot at citizenship if I do a good job. Still rejected :'c
>>536290901
>>536290474They create these delusions in their mines, convince themselves that they are reality, then have them reinforced in their echo chambers.
>Are you willing to come to Canada and...No not reallyToo many jeets
>>536293415*minds
Canadians are the most docile and delusional cattle on this planet. We aren't allowed to legally own anything except for semi-auto hunting rifles from 60 years ago and they still believe we can stand up to anything.
>>536291443unfathomably based
>>536293319Let’s get all the American redditors on one side, and all the jeets + Canadian redditors on the other. Tell each side the other side is full of nazis
>>536290140Kek, nothing more amusing than an old-fashioned reddit LARP. These are probably the same limp-wristed queers who were blowing Rob Ford for his liquor boycott, as the most bold act of defiance Canada could ever muster that would bring down the entire American economy.
holy cringe are they still talking about that? literally no American has thought about Canada for like 18 months
>>536294060trump posted something and now canucks are losing their shit again, I guess
>>536292771>I though we where frensWho told you that? Canada has been trying to eradicate us for 266 years.
>>536290140Saw an interview where a leaf said>well they have numbers and military techs but there's nothing we can't overcome with teamwork!Kek, canadians are cooked chat
>>536290570Honestly it doesn't sound that different than what you'd encounter in central northern states.
>>536290140considering the influx of cars with US plates showing up in impound lots with no drivers ever coming to claim them from campgrounds and trail heads across eastern BC, I'd say it's happening already.
Fuken Canucks Loses in hockey to U.S.Loses the World Series to U.S.Cheats at CurlingBows to a kingHas no gun rightsTell the sick elderly to dieCan’t fight their way out of a paper bag
>>536290343BREAKING: Reddit user "jarliy" calls upon fellow American Nazis to join him in idelogical crusade in Canada, says he is "willing to die for his values"
>>536293958It'd be great, everyone would win
>>536292857Missing Cuba, Panama and Northern Mexico(the part that wants to secede from Mexico since forever).
>>536290140is the white race even worth trying to save? these guys seem to want to go extinct anyway.
>>536295467Wait until they find out that our military is half brown anyways. Muh hecking brown people are dying to racist nazi canadians and laughing. Or more so they can't draft indian immigrants and chinese spies(military assets) to fight off the americans because muh racism.
>>536290474they've been programmed to blame America for their problems while their government continues to import third-world garbage and their quality of life plummets
>>536290140What values? We have values?
>>536290474They are Public Opinion Bot (tm)
>>536290140redditors will never do shit
>>536290266>there's no fucking accent.I am from around lake Simcoe and when I go up north to Timmins Sue and Thunder Bay they say I have a ''trailer park boys'' accent. Happened to me out in Alberta too. Its some kind of hoser accent that people pretend to have on that letter kenny you tube channel.
>>536291443>They would have to write new Geneva convention chapters for what I would do to Angl*ids.This type of shit is cringe at the best of times, nevertheless from some jeet cosplaying as a leaf.
>>536295827You're talking about goofy ass slang dialects not accents when you're talking about the letterkenny tomfoolery. A lot of that is newfie bullshit and general rig-piggery, not that different than chugs with a "rez accent".The vast majority of people in AB sound no different than a random episode of that 70s show.
>>536295743Canadians ie redditors still want to ban guns in both the US/Canada lol. And most importantly they want gun holders to protect them from Fascism LOL.
Ohio could invade Canada and make it the 51st state. No one else would need to participate.
What are the maple syrup niggers mad about now? I forgot about them.
The good parts will come voluntarily.
>>536295959>cosplaying as a leafI think I made it pretty clear I'm not a leaf.Mutts are peak intellectuals
>>536290140We have our elbows up you fucking American burger pigs. We'll fuck you up. Just please remember to send another batch of covid boosters before next winter.
>>536290266the way you niggers say "process" and "progress" instantly gives you away
>Canadian RedditorsYou could have just said Canadian faggots. Only faggots use Reddit>>536290494You take that back you bastard!Molson Canadian is great!
What values do globohomos fight and die for?
>>536296340>elbows up
>>536290901MAID, replacement migration, and managed decline.
>>536290140>imagine thinking a reddit post is a human and not a bot trying to ragebait youkekerino, remember it goes in all fields lads
>>536296631Bots are built entirely off of Reddit posts. Its why that shitty company was able to go IPO.
>>536290140>>536290266>>536290570It would be a shame if their Reddit-insurgency was thwarted by Canadian racists.
>>536293134Yes Canadians and libtarded Canadians especially base their entire identities on not being Americans.
>>536290570you people just sound like even more faggy minnesotans.
>>536296262Quebec is the most retardedly progressive part of Canada. You can't act like le based ethnonationalists when the whole province is basically r/socialism IRL.
Chinsects want more white deaths. So they asked Russia and Israel to use Trump and their goys to get white Americans to fight white Canadians that China and India controls.Whats matters to them is total white cleansing. You don't see brown canadians talking about going to war
>>536290474In the event of a hypothetical american invasion, Canadian leftoids and boomers are fully convinced that the right wingers they openly hate and tirelessly work to impoverish and strip of rights and freedoms will pick up arms and fight to the death to defend neoliberal globohomo while they sit back and watch
>>536296901Why don't we send our browns to go fight your browns if a war ever breaks out.
>>536291367The "canadian accent" is actually the lower class canadian accent. If you grew up upper middle class in the only two cities that matter (Ottawa and Toronto) you likely have the neutral CBC accent. It's mostly lower class and rural scum who out themselves with their illiterate patois.
>>536296748If you ever tell someone here you're traveling abroad, there's a strong chance you will here "the speech"The one about how canadians are loved abroad, not like americans, and when you put a leaf on your luggage or clothing everyone everywhere will be so excited to see you because canadians are so loved and envied.Seriously the narcissistic disorder 80% of this country has based around not being American should be studied in a lab.The reality of course is 99% of people will assume you're American abroad and not give a fuck either way, and won't even know what your stupid leaf flag is. Learned through experience.
>>536292067But Quebecois are all descendants of French whores.
>>536297102Lets not forget >Pretending to be europeans in a old world snobbish kind of way, in the same fashion of a wine reviewer. Always funny to see that expressed online as if they have a form of authority over americans.
>>536290901>What are Canadian values?Getting maid'd by a jeet monkey
>>536290140>I can put my accent away>"Oh sorey bud, didn't see ya there">mrw
>>536290644
>>536290140Close the border tight and watch them implode from lack of trade and already over run with chinks and jeets.
>>536297437Really just blockade both coasts and take over Thunder Bay and you shut down east to west
>>536297227If there's anything close to a canadian identity or unifying characteristic, it's the smug sense of superiority about not being American.You will experience this from the most lysol addled rez chug with missing teeth, to the no class trailer park hoser class, all the way up to the laurentian ontario-ite elite who would rather drink mule piss than even be in the presence of the previously two mentioned classes.All unified by one thing, a smug over developed sense of importance on the world stage, when the reality is near total irrelevance.
>>536290140Damn, timmyfarthands got me shaking
>>536290140You can spot a canadian by the color of its skin, brown or yellow
Is Canada the most Reddit country?
>>536290140What the fuck ate these faggot leftist redditors?No one and I mean no one is invading Canada except the jeets.Who are they going to even fight? If they raise a rifle in this doomsday scenario they'll just get missile strikes from a reaper drone.Canadians are cool and we have a mutually beneficial relationship.
Canada is in a recession and people are losing their jobs. In response their government has cranked up the "blame america" propaganda to take the heat off their political class. This has resulted in the less intelligent and less stable Canadians to start having psychotic breaks and episodes.
>>536290140when we take over canadia, we're just taking the land, not the faggot inhabitants. all leafs will be deported to delhi.
>>536290140>redditors get to die.So when are the mutts invading so I can get the popcorn
>>536290266Rush is a shitty band
I couldn't care less what Mapleniggers think of America.
>>536290901Unafforable housing is a core Canadian value
>>536297937>less intelligent and less stable Canadians to start having psychotic breaks and episodes.Maid-Mobile time, get those jeet niggers working 24/7 in those things
>>536290140Why are they wanting to fight? What hebrew nonsense has them riled up now? Is this somehow about protecting jeets in Canada from some nebulous threat by Americans due to rising hatred of jeets by Brits in the UK?
>>536290140>ice advantageThey're too jeeted now to field an army. They got beat by the American team at hockey. Twice in a row. These are retarded plebitors though so they think Trump is doing anything but performative theater for kikes when he was doing Minnesota. Now it's just mask-off boomerkike faggotry until we can't take it anymore.
>>536291443Almost everything good about Quebec is because most of the shitters they are flooding in don't speak French. Surprised the kikes haven't air dropped the entire population of Haiti on you guys in parachutes or some shit.
>>536290473>no, but i'm ready to kill for themevery canadian over 55 or darker than a greek will be set forth on a death march to the north in winterThis message brought to you and approved by The Saskatchewan Anticlotshotters.Total poo, boomer, and zionist death.
>>536292313Does anyone remember what the redditor libtard narrative is on why Haiti sucks so bad?Wypeepo didn't build them a better city after the last earthquake?
>>536290140>"Canadians"
>>536291090Ryan Smith, is the you?
>>536290140> Worship Chinese and IndiansYou forgot the other favorite Canadian past time, which is worshipping Trannies
>>536291879Is that a commander? Or the shorter officer variant?
>>536298476>Surprised the kikes haven't air dropped the entire population of Haiti on you guys in parachutes or some shit.They have been thats the best part but they speak French so Quebec fags love it the same way miggers love seeing a black guy with a Trump hat
>>536298616>6 fingered handsNephellum confirmed.
>>536290140why the fuck are these retards talking about us?is there some MASSIVE news I didn't hear?why the FUCK are the talking about me?
>>536290140>redditor>fight and die for the motherlandpick one and only one
>>536290140Tough guys don't need to talk tough on the internet.
>>536290779gas every minnesotan just to make sure>t. spent 27 years living in minnesota
>>536290806Kek. That's rich considering we couldn't even steamroll a bunch of sand cave niggers despite controlling the air, sea, and land.
>>536290570You sound like you live in Michigan
Does it snow in india?
>>536290473Include the greeks.
>>536290140Lol you got conquered peacefully by Chingchongs and India because all your worthless ''elites'' (Retards) and politicians care about is grabbing that $$ bag
>>536298834That sucks lol. A Haitian adopted as a child when one of those earthquakes hit I used to have to work with and he would fuck up almost everything he did there. Finally he eventually got fired.
>>536290140Imagine taking the threats of a Canadian reddit tranny named Timmy Fart Hands seriously.
>>536290140I can tell you from first hand experience that most young Canadians are prepared to die for Canada, a good chunk of them will fuck off back into India if it goes down, and a notable chunk will side with the Americans, mainly out west. Of the ones who side with Canada they will mainly be from Quebec, Ontario, and The Maritime provinces, and largely liberal white men and women along with the french, newfies, and rural boomers. You could also see some of the minorties who aren't recent migrants side with Canada. The only way Canada wins beyond a decades long guerilla war is by invoking Article V and starting WW3.But the redditors would work well in the air force given their weight and body mass and roughly simulate a MOAB
>>536299941I've been to Minnesota one time and would do it in a heartbeat.
>>536302196NOT PREPARED TYPO FUCK
>>536290140Canadians could be annexed by the population of Fairbanks Alaska alone. True story. Alaskans own their teeny tiny souls. It’d be like unleashing drunk nether out cheetahs in a den of kittens.
>>536302507methed*
>>536290140These are indians though
>>536296831>UHHH YOU CAN'T MIX NATIONALISM AND SOCIALISM! THAT'D BE LIKE NATIONAL SOCIALISM IT DUNT WERK!
>>536302196Why do you think Quebec will side with Canada? Literally the turncoat province ready to leave as soon as it's convenient (it's not right now cuz of the federal gibs)
We're memeing the Mexicans and Feather niggers to go up there to take that sweet fresh water and shale reverse's. /pol/ Anon's have already memed the Idea of a mega project with a water pipeline from Canada to Central America. Legit idea as it could turn most of the South West into California. If we come for the water, we'll do this the easy way or hard way. Matter of fact; the amount of Hindu raperats is a clear and present danger to the resource security of U.S.of A. looks like we're going to "legally" under the clear and present danger doctrine drone every Rapejeet in Canada. Only way to be sure
>>536302196I would honestly immediately side with the Americans and gladly shoot Ontario boomers and hang politicians all day long in any kind of a real war scenario.
Redditors have got to be the biggest fucking dorks on the face of the internet.
>Anyway, back to eating pizza rolls and gaming.
>>536290140So are /pol/sheviks, aren't they? In case of a war russia vs america.
>>536290140Jeets would instantly backstab them for Americans, you underestimate how subservient and snakey they are.>I'm American Saar! Ooh say can you BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPP?
>>536290140Please, please god let those retards die. Actual Canadians will give 0 resistance to americans coming here and liberating us from the dogshit government that is oppressing us.
>>536302196>mostYou mean a very small percentage of mentally ill freaks. Most would just hide because they only talk a big game, and a good amount would willingly help the us.
>>536291610Believe me, people from further away can tell where you're from as soon as you say certain words.
>>536296340Libshit boomers are going to get us all killed but Canadian libshit boomers seem to be the worst.
They can't even fight the urge to fuck dogs and let their country be cucked by Indians.
>>536290266lol yes you do retard. Any Canuck is instantly obvious to an American. You can’t hide the way you pronounce Os. I’d imagine the reverse is true although you’re probably used to hearing our accent from watching our media. So it doesn’t stick out to you like a sore thumb like your Os do to us. Also, I spent a lot of time in Canada and your leftists are even bigger, more pathetic pussies than our leftists. Those Redditor faggots and their ilk won’t do shit. And right wing Canadians are based and fucking crazy from having to live in canuckistan so if it came down to it, they would instantly flip sides against the Canadian left.
