ITS FUCKING HAPPENINGReports of a man on the second floor inside Chase bank in Bakersfield with a possible explosive Strapped to his body with a rifle.What else is going on that’s all I know.
>>536291847Hoomer that can't pay his mortgage anymore.
>>536291847any vtubers on the scene?
>>536291847Kek. What kinda retard robs a bank, when money isn't a thing for the last 10 years..Lucky if the bank has 100k
Hope he detonates it It's not about the money it's about sending a message
Hmmm this isn't a robbery. The bank fucked a customer over and he mad,
how retarded do you have to be to rob banks in current year? oh boy the 1% chance of pulling it off so the money is worth half that after sitting on it for 20 years
>>536291847If he's not killing the CEO he's not having the impact that he could
>>536291847It would be funny if more people decide to join him.
>>536292074Pippas the boomer with the bomb
>>536291847Little do they know that he has a buddy with a drone getting ready to ambush the snipers. Watch the skies, traveler.
>>536292405nah this is just a diversion for a bigger operation that's going on right now
>>536291847Posted literally 2 hours late. It's unreal how dead /pol/ is. Here's a stream (black person): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZKZvsbb1xk
>>536292197Would you say that if your stepsister was in that bank?
>IDK jack shit about what's going on but let me explain to you why this crime is justified
>>536291847He just needs money for his partners surgery.
this kind of thing has happened in this country since at least the 80's its a meme
>>536291847LOL.Fucking Bakersfield.He must be Mexican.
>>536292496Why would she be there? There aren't any washing machines in a bank
>>536292529I couldn't believe the wokeness embedded in that movie from so long ago. They've been at it forever. And even leaving that aspect aside it was still a pile of shit.
Anyone find his youtube channel?
>>536292111checked
>>536291847bakersfield?? lolshit i'd blow myself up if i was in that place
>>536293842What's wrong with Bakersfield?
>>536292111Maybe it's not about moneyMaybe it's about sending a message
>>536294178>What's wrong with Bakersfield?Were do I even start..>air quality considered top 10 worst in the US>nothing but immigrants>gets super fucking hot>people are pissy all the time for absolutely no reason>dirty as shit>smells like cow shit >gangs in almost every area >crime riddenThe things Bakersfield used to have going for is the living cost, which is no longer the case.You used to be able to buy a home that's 3 bed/2bath and a swimming pool for $240k, no longer the case.
>>536294839Ah okay. I'll consider Modesto instead.
>>536291847>2 hotels released5 stars soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdZQdX9v4Bk
>>536294752
someone tell the bomber to get on 4chan!
>>536294914>Modesto It's a fucking ghetto just outside of a bigger ghetto Stockton.
>>536291948Former healthy employee who was forced to get the vax to keep his job and now at 26 years old is dying of myo, cancer, and CJD
Rolling for maximum carnage
>>536291948I guess he didn't get the memo that banks aren't full of cash anymore, and you can't transfer a gorillion dollars by pushing buttons like Bane.
>>536295738>Trump and Jared not in the center of the Star of DavidWeak effort
>>536294752If this was true, he would have allahu ackbar's by now.
>>536295770make it solet's hope it's alien tech and he has a wormhole generator and we're all going with him.
>>536291847>packs of hotdogs strapped to his chest
>>536291847What is it with California and bank robberies? What is it with California and creatively violent bank robberies?
>>536293720https://www.youtube.com/@labeledamonster
>>536296369>>536294752
>>536292111>>536296028He meant to go into a different government building and accidentally went to the bank building instead. He's pissed that he was allegedly wrongfully sent to prison for child abuse and trying to get the FBI's attention, kek.
>>536292809topkekalso gave me a chub ngl
>>536296604now he is in a bank and 2 jew hostages have a bomb strapped to the neck asking for some paperwork, he is going miles not to be on a sex offender list
>>536296604We need Chris Hansen!
>>536291847bump for the lulz
>>536297041>>536296604Well the sex offender list is pretty much a death sentence anyway.
Not a happening unless Lookner is on the case.
>>536295274bunch of fat cops eating donuts on scene, right next to the bomb squad car lmao, get the barbecue out
>>536291847The best time to commit a bank heist is while another one is currently happening btw
>>536297652Alright I'm putting together a crew, are you in?
