when do I get my superpowers?
10th anniversary
>>536294279When you drink again
>>536294279Congrats you'll have more money and fewer health problems.
>>536294379This only thing better than being sober is the relapse
>>536294279like everything else, in 2 weeks>>536294379can you go like 5 minutes without being comically evil?
>>536294380and a lot less fun!
>>536294279>Zoomers will be on here getting their panties in a twist and scolding your existence if you drink 10-14 units a week It's all so tiresome
>>5362942792 more weeks
>>536294279When you combine it with blow
>>536294418This should be carved in stone. I never relapse cause momma didn't raise a quitter.
>>536294427there's nothing funny about jews being an evil race of subhumans.unless it's their screams escaping the oven.
after about 2 or 3 months your brain will be functioning close to normal again (assuming you weren't on the bottle for more than a few years if so it might be longer)
>>536294550you quit alcohol though so you are in fact a quitter. Nothing wrong with that but don't deceive yourself
>>536294279Superpower? You've been promoted from town drunk to man. You're no longer a disgrace for your wife and kids. That's your superpower.
>>536294554a race of subhumans controls the world? Following that logic we are in for a millenium of nigger rule after israel gets nuked
>>536294700>control the world*control retarded christ cuck rightoids and pedophiles
>>536294279Usually about 28 days you can consider alcohol completely "out of your system".> t. I got caught flying drunk when I was piloting on a commercial airliner. FAA would constantly blood test me in order for me to be allowed to keep flying.They measure PEth, which is a blood alcohol biomarker, so they could track me until that dissipated.
>>536294279I haven’t had a drop of the alcojew in over a year and I have developed the power to have rock hard erection again at the age of 44, and I’ve dropped 40 lbs. my wife has never been happier.
>>536294776I DRANK THE VODKA
>>536294661>your wife and kidsdo you read about humans in books or something? no one has wives or kids in 2026.
>>536294279Depending on how much you drank and how long, from a few weeks to a few months.The real reward is avoiding serious withdrawal, where you see things at night, have night terrors and panic attacks, and have constant horrific nightmares and nonsensical thoughts even when awake. I wouldn't wish that to my worst enemy.
>>536294818Touch grass.
>>536294279Never because you are circumcised. Some aging jewess took your powers in order to look younger for a few more years
>>536294279This but me with no fap. Anons here said women would smell different pheromones on me and be attracted to me and I would be 100% more confident but women still dont even look at me. I hope this isnt just a grift….
>>536294884>constant horrific nightmares and nonsensical thoughts even when awake.Wtf???
>>536294535Yikes bruv have you considered rehab?
>>536294776>28 daysYou're stupid.
>>536294935how far have you gotten? its supposed to take like a year desu
>>536294535>UnitsExplainPreferably in milliliters
When you realize that the discontent in you that you were drowning out is the reason to get up and change one thing, fix one thing and build one thing. And another and another.
>>536294967It's difficult to explain.It's like forcefully hearing completely nonsensical thoughts and sentences, and forcefully "seeing" those as soon as you close your eyes.
>>536294279>when do I get my superpowers?it takes about 3-5 days to get to full intelligence after consuming alcohol for me.. and thats when I only drink few times a year
>>536294379based
>>536295106thats demon possession my dude
>>536294984How is it not 28 days?
>>536294279OP is a 1pbtid engagement farmer but for anyone actually interested it took me probably 6 months to regain what's left of my memory after being an alcohol for 10 years.
>>536295368>>536295373hasbara bots
>>536294279Get down to the masjid and devote yourself to allah, brother.
>>536294279Alcohol is your super power retard. Get back on it
>>536295569What the fuck is a hasbara you fucking towelhead?
>>536294279I'll be honest with you.I've drank so much the damage done to my brain is irreversible. (other organs too most likely).It's been 13 months and it's still foggy, the headaches are constant and I'm not as sharp I used to be before I started drinking.I've read essays I wrote for fun at 16 and I was a fucking genius. Now I can't string a coherent text.I hope it isn't your case, but know if you've drank as much as I did, you might be fucked for life.
>>536294379in comes Vile Schlomo with his usual behavior that antisemitic to notice.
>>536295476Nah. It's your neurons noticing they lack something they were used to, so they're all panicking and all kinda fire incoherently. That's why the worst forms of withdrawal (Delirium tremens) involve all kinds of hallucinations, shaky hands, all kinds of delirium, convulsions, and in the absolute worst case, they stop handling your vitals.
>>536295569no, i just enjoy drinking and hate prohibitionist douchebags. sand nigger.
>>536295569>1pbtid shitskin accessing the internet from his dilapidated wooden shack
>>536294279who told you, that you would get super powers? you capeshit worshipping retard.
>>536294935>i hope this isn't just a griftlol, lmao even>anon falls for 1800s era purity woo
>>536295708>hallucinationsI know that feel. This is coming from someone who has done almost every fucking hallucinogenic substance I could aquire.Nothing. Nothing compares to end stage alcohol withdrawal. I still have very vivid memories of being in an ICU and seeing my jacket lift up off the chair when I was in the bed. I told the nurse and she told me it wasn't, I thought she was "gaslighting" me, trying to trick me into believing I didn't see what I "know" I saw. I started freaking out, so they had to give me some weird sedative that made me sleep for 72 hours.
>>536294884you should have just kept drinking. your body is already fucked beyond repair.
>>536295647You should be out of your withdrawal phase, but a supplementation in vitamin B1, B6, and B12 might help you recover a bit faster. That's why the doctors prescribe around here for heavy drinkers who stop drinking.
>>536296030>You should be out of your withdrawal phaseI know. That's why I suspect I just destroyed my brain.I started drinking heavily at 20 and I didn't stop until my early 30s.I'm talking black out drunk every evening.There's no way there's no permanent damage.
>>536294279You need to eat weed cakes and Amanita muscaria to have powers
>>536295943yeah alcohol withdrawal hallucinations are pretty fucked up. i was sitting there watching tv and i saw myself on the screen, with purple skin, doing an interview with the devil. a short while later i was convinced someone was beaming thoughts into my brain with a satellite. this is why you should never stop drinking.
>>536294379cringe kike
>>536295647>if you've drank as much as I didAnd how much is that
>>536296301Black out drunk every evening for ten years
>>536294379I love Jews
>>536295943>>536296169Yeah, you see truly demonic shit but you actually see them, it's not some sort of pareidolia.Mine were a huge black wolf head watching me from outside the window, staring at me, and the grim reaper's silhouette and its scythe standing in the doorframe.Thankfully, it goes away quickly and I fully recovered, but man, those are truly terrifying.
>>536296319Thank God you quit. That was a real alcohol problem. You seem sharp to me. I think you'll be alright. The human body is incredibly resilient and capable of healing and regeneration
>>536294815IM DRUNK RIGHT NOW
>>536294279Depends on how much you were drinking, Give it 6 months or so. You won't really notice the changes as they happen, you'll just wake up one day and realize you're operating at a level that was unimaginable when you were drinking.
>>536294776Holy shit you weren't fired?
>>536294279In two more weeks.
>>53629427910 months
>>536296464Ahhhhhh bro I saw the same one. White cloudy upside down triangle eyes? The whole thing was just a shadow. It was on top of my armiore
>>536294279I stopped drinking in my early 20’s I did not get super powers I drink sometimes I lub alcohol
>>536296676It's not like it's "one and you are done." I was fired from that airline. Once my FAA suspension expired, I was eventually hired by another.
>>536294279Alcohol:>Is expensive>Tastes like shit>Kills your liver>Gives you a disgusting gutRemind me, what are the upsides to drinking again?
>>536297167Glad ya got another chance
When you realize that everything alcohol promised you, sobriety delivered.
>>536297172>Remind me, what are the upsides to drinking againIt's good if you want to die but is too much of a pussy to pull the trigger.
>>536297056Nah, it was outside the window, it was just a tree, but your brain makes up things that don't exist during severe withdrawal.
When you take panacur c 3 days a week so you don't get liver or pancreatic cancerLet me tell you something they don't mention when you quit substances all the carcinogenic damage has already been done there is a high likelihood of cancer developing after quitting the substance use fenben now to cut it off at the pass
>>536297172Alcohol has been at the center of human endeavor for over 20,000 years. We've been drinking before we could write. Yes the shit today is far stronger than back then. But if you fully give up alcohol, then you aren't doing yourself any favors either. Just don't be a nigger and over indulge
>>536297484>But if you fully give up alcohol, then you aren't doing yourself any favors eitherYeah but you don't need alcohol to live is the thing.
>>536294279Old age, when everyone suffers from liver failire and cancer you'll be "surprisingly healthy for your age" or "have the body of a person half your age"
>>536294379Honestly though, after your tolerance drops off and you get a buzz from a beer or two is unreal. >t. fell of many wagons and am currently in the sauce bigly
>>536297333Yeah, I should have clairified.By "flying drunk", I drank the night before, flew hungover the next morning and after and at the end of a bullshit half hour transit flight, got randomly breathalized and fell bellow the limit. Not actively chuging a handle while crew is doing maitenence checks.
>>536297484Alcohol also has been the bane of Humanity as long as it existed.Also>"What is an addiction, just stop bro it's that easy!"
>>536297540No shit. But funny enough, beer has everything the body needs to survive
>>536294279Booze takes about 3 months unfortunately
Liver damage causes esophagus varices. Little timebomb veins in your throat. Cough too hard or work out too hard and they'll pop and you die by choking on your own blood.
>>536297639Alcohol is not inherently addictive. I'm sorry it happened to you, but you can't expect all of us to act how you act. Food addiction is also a very terrible thing. Watch My 600lbs life if you don't believe me
>>536294279>I gave up alcoholCongrats OP.maybe you will retain your fine motor moviments, if you were not a heavy drunker for a long time.My father insisted on every day drinking until he got a stroke. them he is leisurely did stop drinking on the go. it´s good you stopped drinking OP.>when do I get my superpowers?well you will not get smarter than your are, but you will notice how the mental numbing you have, will recede to the point you will start understanding small simple stuff again.
>>536297978>Alcohol is not inherently addictiveNot only it is, but it's the easiest one to become addicted to.Cheap, legal, easily available, and socially acceptable (And sometimes even encouraged)>Food addictsThat's like saying sugar is just as addictive as heroin.
>>536297978He's not saying it's inherently addictive though. He's saying that after years of consumption, the body begins to rely on it for survival, and yeah without observation a dude who is fully "alcohol dependent" will 100% die from withdrawals. 600lbs life is applicable, but to even get to THAT point of whatever the fuck is wrong with them, than someone who can easily get into the physiological requirement of needing a 750ml just to go to sleep at night.
>>536295643>>536295755>>536295835you are jewish
>>536294803>I haven’t had a drop of the alcojew in over a year and I have developed the power to have rock hard erectionSurely you jest
>>536294803>I have developed the power to have rock hard erection againProof or LARP
>>536294427Yup. 2 weeks in and my mood and health improved
>>536298581No, but you're a brainless muslim and that's for sure
>>536298391>That's like saying sugar is just as addictive as heroin.Lmao it literally is, look it up if you don't believe meAnd ok I take back what I said about it being inherently addictive, but I thought pic rel is interesting. Only roughly 20% addiction rate compared to nicotine which is 66%Like with all addictive substances, the level of refinement is what should be taken into consideration. That's why spirits like vodka or whisky is worse than beer or wine. Like I said, alcohol is more stronger how than what it used to be before. And mankind grew up with alcohol. Why do you think alcoholism is a modern concept? Sure there were drunkards back in the day, but nowhere like today
>>536294279I'm over two years sober and I wouldn't call them superpowers but I rarely get insomnia anymore. Good sleep is a god send.
>>536294279When you start praying (to Jesus). Give thanks and ask for good things
>>536294279congrats bud, 4chan's next
>>536294967yea I reacted the same way I guess my drinking really wasn’t a problem maybe I’ll just get right back to it
>>536299469imagine
>>536294279you don't>>536294379being an alcoholic rules when you're thin and handsome and sucks when you're fat and ugly. I'm working on getting thin and handsome again then I'll really do a number on my liver. I dunno how anybody can drink and maintain good shape
>>536294884I usually get nightmares when I quit drinking that are odd and really vivid. Like for the most recent one I got to "live" the Texas Chainsaw Massacre filming in the house as it was happening but knew what it was so I wasn't scared. It was odd though. When it came time for Leatherface to butcher someone the gore in the dream was so unrealistic it was like PS1 graphics
>>536294379OY VEY
>>536294379you are okay, jew idf
>>536294493Yeah waking up hungover is so much fun. None of your mates tells you what a disgusting drunk you are because you're all addicts who enable each other. If you had any self awareness you'd look at yourself in the mirror and realize what a sleazy smelly shithead you actually are. Do it next time youre drunk - I promise that's what will be looking back at you.
>>536294279you need to stack it with bathmate and ZMA. no joke if you're banging a girl with that monster she'll call her friends to give it a try
>>536295643Newfag kee lurking
>>536300756>usually get nightmares when I quit drinking that are odd and really vividgoing through this now, although not always nightmares. last night I was in the back of Kurt Russel's pickup and he was driving me up a huge Rockies mountains road, mountains had snowcaps but that liar said we were in western Missouri. I dropped my phone off a cliff and woke up what does it all mean?
>>536294279You also have to stop jacking your pud. Give it a few months. I did these things and started reading books on the weekend instead of getting shitfaced and I became noticeably smarter and generally had more energy. Not always, life has its ups and downs, but the difference is real.
>>536294279immediately but the power you get is an unquenchable desire for alcohol
>>536296538I was much more smarter before. Trust me.
>>536297595Embarassing. It's not even that hardOP: if 1-2 weeks have gone by, you already sleep, shit, smell, eat, think and breathe better which is 2/3 of your life.The rest is up to you. Godspeed, white man!t. 4 years without the goyjuice
>>536301006I’m a week in and it hasn’t really bothered me honestly. I just know eventually I’ll run into a moment where I would have killed the tile drinking and I’ll have trouble thinking of what to do as an alternative.
>>536294379>drink the nectar of the goyimtypical subversive jew tactic
>>536294379> When you drink againThank for visiting /pol/, Mr Bronfman. In time, all will be revealed.
>>536294563This.Also, don't forget the laxatives for the next few weeks. You'll thank me later
you did good, anon. you will regain your true self day by day, godspeed
>>536294380this too
>>536294279I just started drinking again. I’m a mess but I’m less bored now.
I have been reducing alcohol and I also find my will to live is basically gone. There is no more joy or optimism in this corrupt gay world. Im not gonna give up but basically all hope is gone.
