[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/pol/ - Politically Incorrect


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: file.png (69 KB, 879x173)
69 KB PNG
prev:>>536293232
Day: 95 of the 1-day "Special Military Operation® to decapitate Iran"
Day: 67 of the 10-day Ceasefire™ with Lebanon

▶RECENT:
>things heating up. kuwai and bahrain must pay the price
>lots of ships getting shot up. 6 shot up by us navy. one shot up because a low quality us escort let a drone and speedboat get the oil tanker.
>both leaders too autistic to make a peace deal
>maybe american bases bombed again
>reports of israeli forces being turned away from a town in lebanon. reports of israeli forces getting droned. beirut being bombed. true wa
>John Kirikaou says 100k dead in palestine by israel's hand. achievement unlocked desu!
>lots of signs that the war will resume, israel officials outright saying it will resume
>very strong evidence from that osinttwitter dude that netanyahu visited uae before operation ebin furry.
>oil all over the strait of hormuz. its leaking from attacked oil tankers, its leaking from an iranian island. copers saying that it doesnt mean anything and china is fine. fish love it.


▶WARNING:
>Do not trust any "happenings" or Tгump posts without link/proof
>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнug
>Do not engage with off-topic Hasbara blogposters

▶Oil Price:
https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/

▶Kino:
https://rentry.org/pig-kino

▶X Accounts:
https://rentry.org/irxacc

▶Iranian News
https://rentry.org/irnews

▶Telegram Channels:
https://rentry.org/tgnews

▶Israel Rocket Alerts:
https://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/

▶Air Traffic:
https://www.flightradar24.com/
https://flightaware.com/live
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/

▶Maritime Traffic
https://www.marinetraffic.com/
https://www.vesselfinder.com/
>>
File: catch migger.jpg (151 KB, 1024x1024)
151 KB JPG
TKD
>>
File: anomolous.png (246 KB, 591x454)
246 KB PNG
>>536296767
Total migger death!
>>
File: 1775168951545315.png (180 KB, 319x542)
180 KB PNG
You WON, tranny.
>>
File: 1770089325569562.mp4 (3.6 MB, 1308x720)
3.6 MB
3.6 MB MP4
Why doesn't Kuwait counter attack with this?
>>
File: orangereactionUS.jpg (126 KB, 988x1297)
126 KB JPG
>>
miggers tongue my anus
>>
File: 1771749367195465.jpg (70 KB, 800x823)
70 KB JPG
>>536296767
Why does this orange migger always fucking get away with it?
>>
File: 1543465622147.jpg (191 KB, 1200x1200)
191 KB JPG
Is this the real thread of the MIGGER thread?
>>
How long until footage of the Bahrain strikes come out and disprove fentcom again?
>>
File: file.png (876 KB, 474x842)
876 KB PNG
>>536296827
And don't forget to feed that seed!
>>
File: 1779278599826243.jpg (81 KB, 683x1024)
81 KB JPG
*self defensively missile strikes you*
>>
what is migger?
>>
File: 1773553404243920.jpg (593 KB, 2993x2134)
593 KB JPG
IRGC channels:
"The activity of fighter jets in the skies of various parts of the country belongs to the fighter jets of the Air Force of the Islamic Republic of Iran Army, and there is no cause for concern."
>>
File: 1000004755.webm (2.9 MB, 1256x534)
2.9 MB
2.9 MB WEBM
Today was my first day back on pol after forcing myself to quit coming back here because this site is such a huge time sink and I lose control. Shit was kicking off in the ME and I thought
>Sweet, I sure picked a good time to relapse
And not even an hour later, it's back to inconsequential nothing ever happens "ceasefire" bullshit
Why the fuck do I keep coming back? I gotta work on launching e-commerce store in order to escape the rat race
>>
File: Winning status.jpg (701 KB, 4096x1741)
701 KB JPG
>>536296938
So with madness in my heart!
>>
>>536296876
https://x.com/ahmadslmanx/status/2061964307152110066
>>
File: file.png (192 KB, 474x322)
192 KB PNG
Shekel status!
>>
>>536296966
>I gotta work on launching e-commerce store in order to escape the rat race
right before fuel costs explode? are you retarded?
>>
>>
I don't know guys, this doesn't seem like the actions of a nation about to sign an imminent peace deal with Trump
>>
File: lia stare.png (103 KB, 301x301)
103 KB PNG
I gotta crash a few hours, its been fun, 'night /pig/!
>>
>>536296993
she has a beautiful voice. would love to hear her orgasm
>>
File: 1780329562656219m.jpg (74 KB, 712x1024)
74 KB JPG
This thread stinks of pisslam
>>
Funniest outcome of a low-octane "love tap" war would be the gulf states eventually feeling so deprived of izzat that they actually launch their own offensive strikes on Iran and get absolutely raped in return with the US just awkwardly watching and sending thoughts and prayers
>>
File: file.png (225 KB, 474x559)
225 KB PNG
>>536297009
Henlo hezbollah. I am in dire straits. Please save me!
>>
File: big moj2.jpg (200 KB, 880x1184)
200 KB JPG
>>536297110
Bring out your fucking pilot, MIGGER.
>>
File: PrtSc_20260527_031456.jpg (72 KB, 1323x1422)
72 KB JPG
Nothing ever happens
>>
File: 1779579912195042m.jpg (83 KB, 761x1024)
83 KB JPG
>>536297110
You got something to say white boi?
>>
>>536297083
I dont care. The timing is always gonna be terrible no matter what I do. I had this idea last year and then orange nigger started a trade war. Might as well start somewhere
>>
https://xcancel.com/ahmadslmanx/status/2061972160512503818

DIRECT HIT ON BAHRAIN FIFTH FLEET
>DIRECT HIT ON BAHRAIN FIFTH FLEET
DIRECT HIT ON BAHRAIN FIFTH FLEET
>DIRECT HIT ON BAHRAIN FIFTH FLEET
DIRECT HIT ON BAHRAIN FIFTH FLEET
>DIRECT HIT ON BAHRAIN FIFTH FLEET
DIRECT HIT ON BAHRAIN FIFTH FLEET
>DIRECT HIT ON BAHRAIN FIFTH FLEET
>>
File: file.png (244 KB, 474x356)
244 KB PNG
Remember she is loved by God, golems. And you are not
>>
miggers and their orange leader really dont know how to respond after facing an adversary who doesnt play ball and strikes back for the first time
>>
>>536297187
You have passed history's test
go touch boob
>>
File: 1730139608456827.jpg (115 KB, 1200x800)
115 KB JPG
>>536297110
>>
File: Gcqly1dWgAApe5y.jpg (91 KB, 1080x630)
91 KB JPG
can someone shop hormussychan in?
>>
File: HEfhxKRaAAAp8Sp.jpg (220 KB, 1320x1171)
220 KB JPG
>536297110
pool's still closed
>>
File: 1779576277945775.jpg (368 KB, 1024x1024)
368 KB JPG
>>536297155
Mom said it was my turn to post that.
>>
>>536297214
I did yesterday
>>
File: miggers.jpg (35 KB, 1600x900)
35 KB JPG
>>536297185
>>536297110
look at the file names and resolutions, very similar. sloppy job glownigger. kek
>>
>>536297198
uhhh fentmiggers? Our response?
>>
File: Only 0.01% of my power.jpg (490 KB, 1920x1920)
490 KB JPG
Bring me kike heads on a pike, and you will be rewarded
>>
cia mormons chimping out, lego on the brain
>>
>>536297205
are you implying she's a jew?
>>
File: rope.jpg (521 KB, 2048x2048)
521 KB JPG
>>536297318
I am implying the exact opposite
>>
>>536297304
qrd=
>>
why isn't he doing anything? is he a bitch?
>>
File: LOST.png (620 KB, 1360x752)
620 KB PNG
>>536297363
Fifth Fleet got hit, they chimpin out
>>
File: 1757718791394435.gif (628 KB, 220x220)
628 KB GIF
>>536297088
>>
File: file.png (225 KB, 396x368)
225 KB PNG
I won't, my holiest daughter
>>
File: markup_1000007132.png (1.16 MB, 895x767)
1.16 MB PNG
>>536297198
>>
File: star.jpg (233 KB, 992x992)
233 KB JPG
TKD
>>
File: whiteeagle.webm (2.88 MB, 960x540)
2.88 MB
2.88 MB WEBM
>>
File: 1767096873036487.png (2.13 MB, 1536x1024)
2.13 MB PNG
>>536297366
He's a kike's bitch
Must suck falling for jewish tricks after having sucking these subhumans off for decades, and in return for his "loyalty" he'll always be the biggest loser in history
>>
File: U.S.A.jpg (69 KB, 720x720)
69 KB JPG
>>536296767
American Anglo Saxon Aryan Patriot SAM system tech nullifies the sand nigger junk cope missiles of the brown shitslamic republic fart boys.
https://files.catbox.moe/w6iv6g.mp4
More iranian humiliation/failure.

Meanwhile, iran continues to be banned from using their own ports. In other developments, the Qeshm island IRGC radar/command and control node was again targeted by US Aryan forces. This is the key node in terms of surveilling/early warning/target tracking/drone command/coastal defense in the strait of hormuz area. They are "blinding" the enemy and softening them up for landing operations/amphibious assault.

It's absolutely OVER for the iranian kekolds.

The USA proves to be the biggest, strongest, coolest, fittest, most handsome, smartest, toughest, meanest, ect, once again. We are "the big cool guys". All the ladies love us, and all the dudes want to BE us.
>>
>>536297447
>A literal crotch rocket.
>>
File: 1779927411599180.png (488 KB, 554x600)
488 KB PNG
>>536297500
>>
didn’t read migger
>>
>>536296938
>NBAH
not very catchy desu, might need to workshop that one
>>
>>536297500
You're late agent Hernandez we've already seen the 5th fleet got fucked
>>
File: yankshit FAILS AGAIN.webm (3.68 MB, 1280x720)
3.68 MB
3.68 MB WEBM
>>536297500
>Footage of a likely PATRIOT interceptor failing just after launch during the Iranian attack on Kuwait early this morning.
cope, migger!
>>
>>536297473
These are always funny
I hope the full movie comes out eventually
>>
File: file.png (449 KB, 692x870)
449 KB PNG
>trust me bro
>>
>missiles flying
>miggers pretending nothing happened
False flags niggers btfo forever. America should raise the rainbow flag of vengeance.
>>
536297500
I hate that my tax dollars paid for this absolute faggotry
>>
Threadly reminder that Trump will always TACO
>>
>>536297617
You pay taxes? Loser.
>>
File: images (31).jpg (9 KB, 180x358)
9 KB JPG
>>536296900
>"What the hell are those things?"
>They seem to be the IRGC bases
>"Then what did we just blow up?"
>The Minab Elementary School
>>
>>536297617
You don’t pay taxes cesar
>>
File: smug.png (312 KB, 670x670)
312 KB PNG
>words words words words
>>
lawnmowing imminent
>>
They're fact-checking again. The damage must be enormous.
>>
File: Everything.png (198 KB, 679x387)
198 KB PNG
>>536297617
>>536297628
>>536297616
>>
>>536297680
>>536297198
>>
>>536297682
I'm not just a carpenter, don't you agree?
>>
File: 12345678.png (196 KB, 775x694)
196 KB PNG
>>536297542
>cope attempt
your cope attempt is rejected
>>536297551
>t. literal shitskin
that's gotta suck
>>536297564
>a ham fisted/desperate cope attempt, from a highly melanated individual
Your cope attempt is soundly REJECTED, brown boy
>>
>>536297187
If you are white I wish you luck, this site is infested with brown retards now anyways
>>
File: Gas.png (649 KB, 1026x680)
649 KB PNG
>>536297723
All my vows, whatever!
>>
File: missionary-mormons.jpg (162 KB, 640x512)
162 KB JPG
>>536297723
Begone, mormon demon!
>>
>>536297500
Ummm this is actually a jewish ai video and if it's not then uh who cares??? The missiles don't NEED to hit anything. Do NOT listen to migger shills
>>
>>536296900
Holy shit that is perfect
>>
File: file.png (248 KB, 474x474)
248 KB PNG
Keep them awake, Yotsuba. They are sinful
>>
File: I am Aryan.png (115 KB, 476x401)
115 KB PNG
>536297723
>>
>>536296966
That's how they get you

>been back since the great poo war
>>
File: HJQi2n_XQAAdfT3.jpg (1.48 MB, 2400x1256)
1.48 MB JPG
>>536297723
you're circumcised, i'm not
>>
So am I to take from all this that the nuclear dust is still dusty?
>>
File: miggers.png (3.98 MB, 1920x1076)
3.98 MB PNG
>>536297500
>US Aryan forces.
>>
File: 1768413958508969.png (140 KB, 716x587)
140 KB PNG
Mutts btfo
>>
File: 1761166200633047.gif (1.14 MB, 256x256)
1.14 MB GIF
>>536297680
>unwarranted iranian aggression
So if it's warranted they will not defend? Interdasting
>>
I'm by your side forever!
>>
File: ezgif-4dfd20192e7eee1b.mp4 (299 KB, 728x720)
299 KB
299 KB MP4
>>536297564
>PATRIOT
another angle, PATRIOT successfully intercepting civilian infrastructure
NO REFUNDS™
>>
File: 1769427806089731.jpg (139 KB, 1179x1549)
139 KB JPG
>Intense Iranian Signal Jammer Activity.
>>
MORE DRONES HEADED TO KUWAIT

@MES
>>
File: HIuQRtMXgAA-S2u.jpg (115 KB, 680x643)
115 KB JPG
I recently learned that all migger shills are mormon NSA glowniggers. So if you want to get rid of them all, you just have to make fun of the mormon faith a little.
>>
>>536297996
Patriots in control.
>>
>>536297577
I hope it comes to theaters, seriously
>>
File: gem.jpg (66 KB, 720x708)
66 KB JPG
>>536297994
I love you I love I love you!
>>
File: iran is that cool.jpg (409 KB, 1920x1920)
409 KB JPG
I'll go eep soon, kittnens
>>
File: 1742926652795066.jpg (6 KB, 204x196)
6 KB JPG
>>536298061
Nobody controls the patriots
>>
Still no activity in Israel.
>>
File: IMG_1786.jpg (1.18 MB, 1284x1574)
1.18 MB JPG
>>536298036
now THIS is an Iranian baddie
>>
>>536297746
Thanks anon, it feels good to be white. I won't let you down
>>
>>536298047
Mormonism can only come from people as retarded as burgers. Literally nobody else would come up with such bullshit
>>
File: gun to head nodding.gif (2 MB, 266x200)
2 MB GIF
>Performative strikes on the GCC
>Still no strikes on Israel or all the fuel tankers at Ben Gurion
Iran is not interested in winning this war. The US will keep shooting at it and attempt assassinations and Iran will still act like a pussy.
>>
> New Iranian signal jammers are active.
>>
>>536297996
>got what I paid for award
>>
File: file.png (430 KB, 368x434)
430 KB PNG
She dropped a plate, guys! Please forgive her, and don't hang her on a cross!
>>
>>536298203
It's essentially Islam but America flavoured
>>
>>536298207
they got this far by being patient and not shooting their load early
>>
>>536298207
At least they're slowly returning to the previous retaliatory status where they are hitting back the military bases used for the attacks. I wouldn't be too surprised if Netanyahu tried to manipulate trump ("see goy! they're dangerous, call off the ceasefire and attack") to do some joint attacks in the near future, therefore guaranteeing more missiles striking tell aviv.
>>
>>536298316
No, they got this far because there were shooting drones and missiles accurately at US targets and closing the strait. The US has time on it's side because the American government doesn't care about it's citizen and are okay with dragging this out without any deal. Iran dwindling their thumbs and not bombing all the fuel tankers in Israel is extremely fucking retarded, they're not serious about winning this war.
>>
File: Jogs the nog.jpg (124 KB, 959x1046)
124 KB JPG
How many IQ points to be allowed to post here?
>>
>>536298434
I dunno, they adapted to missile bombardments because they're used to having to go to ground (usually underground) as a people due to their perfidy
I feel like the hezbo drones that can show up at any time anywhere and pop you are probably more psychologically impactful
but I also think Iran's longterm plan is a "peaceful" diaspora, not a perfect ultimate holocaust ballistica
>>
File: file.png (688 KB, 474x681)
688 KB PNG
She will endure
>>
File: 1757743868576276.png (67 KB, 716x1002)
67 KB PNG
>>536297546
Nothingburger as one word
>NAH
Which is close to NEH
>>
>>536298207
this war is not being fought kinetically. the kinetic action is largely a diversion from what is really happening. pic very much related
>>
>>536298450
I hate to say it, but the memeflaggot is right
>>
>>536298207
>>536298450
>iran could easily instantly win the war at any time they just don't feel like it
lol browns are fucking retarded. you think that stalemates happen because one side doesn't feel like winning?
>>
>>536298450
>were shooting drones and missiles accurately at US targets and closing the strait.
like the did an hour ago?
>>
>>536298207
>>536298450
They don't seem to be entirely in agreement internally. Khamenei appears to be relying on mediation between internal factions rather than to set the tone. At least, that's my assessment based on the information available to me.
>>
>>536298603
Current control by you retards? 0% so much for a stalemate. You don't even have anything.
>>
File: The Migroid Jangle.jpg (120 KB, 986x986)
120 KB JPG
>>536298493
Why do I need to be smart when trump says he's smart, libtard?
>>
>>536298578
Once your pedo empire collapses it won't be a memeflag
>>
>>536298657
lemme guess, iran hasn't broken the us blockade because they're trying to be to nice?
>>
File: 1772200934858082.gif (1.55 MB, 480x480)
1.55 MB GIF
>>536298576
>>
>>536298630
Your assessment is odd since the irgc serves him. There is no other faction.
>>
>>536298603
Yes, we're calling for a ceasefire here in Leb, and then we'll beg you to leave our land pretty please
Seriously if Iran doesn't start firing cluster missiles on the Galilee our map is going to look wonky
>>
File: green smug .png (31 KB, 640x400)
31 KB PNG
>>536297819
>another hastily prepared, poorly executed, flimsy, cope attempt
NOPE. The cope is rejected. I win, and am correct in my pronouncements/assessments/declarations/extrapolations/revelations, ect. I'm the big cool guy, while, concurrently, you're the big dummy. Mega fail on your part.
>>536297926
>t. blindingly jealous, highly melanated individual, who is attempting a psychological coping/defense mechanism
The cope is REJECTED. Nice try (not really). You lose, dumbski. I'm the big boss man on this highway. And I ain't gonna give up the title/rank/position easily, so ya better pack a lunch.
>>
>>536298699
11 tankers as per hormuztracker. Keep seething though. Caspian sea? Land routes in Pakistan? You are a retard.
>>
>>536298576
That's absolutely right. Therefore, if the americans do something stupid, they should punish them by destroying an oil well or two. That would earn them the respect they deserve.
>>
File: 1759549900251762.png (404 KB, 685x1000)
404 KB PNG
>>536297609
one way or another!

magic, perhaps? Maybe the faeries will aid us!
>>
Deletes all the jokes!
>>
>>536298554
You can't run a tiny country like yidsrael by hiding underground. I somewhat agree with the OP as in, Iran shouldn't have stopped lobbying drones and missiles in the first place, but on the other hand the ceasefire situation allows them to replenish munitions and gradually resume operations, like they seem to be doing now. The only crappy aspect of the ceasefire is the double blockade but Iran has survived worse in the past.
>>
where are the videos
also i ONLY have memeflags filtered and half the thread is filtered wtf
>>
>>536298788
>there is no blockade
LMAO fucking shitskin cope
>>
>>536298840
Rail lines to china? Man you just keep coping hard.
>>
>>536298630
their internal disagreements boil down to
>make USrael fuck off by talking to them nicely
>make USrael fuck off by bombing them into submission
At no point do they want to be friendly to us
>>
File: flex.jpg (306 KB, 2048x1445)
306 KB JPG
You wanna post sneed!
>>
>>536298745
Everyone is more or less subordinate to him. And his speech at the opening of the iranian parliament was clearly aimed at mediation.
>>
>>536298856
What is your argument? Iran hasn't broken the blockade because they don't need to?
>>
>>536298840
You fucking cumskin you said ceasefire yesterday, why are you still bombing the south?????
>>
File: 1750712078747224.png (372 KB, 495x351)
372 KB PNG
>>536297473
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>
>>536298724
>>
>>536298630
Khamenei doesn't want peace under a cucked ceasefire. He probably doesn't even see diplomacy as a viable means to ending this conflict. Diplomacy already took out his father, most of his family and a lot of senior leadership; diplomacy led to a color revolution attempt succeeded by a botched regime change operation and surprise attack. The guy knows he's dealing with literal demons
>>
>>536297680
It is unusually fast a response isn't it? They waited days after the "pilot" saga.
>>
fUCK AND SUCK!
>>
>>536298906
There is no mediation the irgc serves him. That's the entire point of them. There is no branch besides him.
>>
File: 1780059277550883.jpg (259 KB, 818x719)
259 KB JPG
>>536298773
you're ironically as white as the ottoman janissaries, kikeslave
>>
>>536298797
why? the reserves are running out on their own. its inevitable.
>>
>>536298938
Tanker trackers says 11 did yesterday coping retard.
>>
so nothing happened today again ??
>>
File: 1774009950166818.jpg (8 KB, 183x275)
8 KB JPG
"I don't know what weapons WW4 will be fought with. But WW3 will be fought with jet skis and 100$ flying copter toys" -ablert eisnteni
>>
File: I gotta have a good meme.jpg (136 KB, 1024x1024)
136 KB JPG
I like trucks. And don't forget some feed & seed!
>>
>>536299013
Is that a yes or no?
>>
>>536298887
Have you considered not bombing schoolchildren?
>>
>>536298985
Are you somehow slow on the uptake? On the other side, of course, are some politicians and businesspeople who seem to be pushing for a diplomatic solution.
>>
>>536298603
>you think that stalemates happen because one side doesn't feel like winning?
How else can you explain this indifference when the US keeps tapping them and there's a silly back and forth where Israel is allowed to keep bombing their allies indiscriminately? Why is Iran allowing all the fuel tankers at Ben Gurion airport? There is nothing smart about being passive, American munitions is at an all time low, Hezbollah kept targeting Iron Domes, there is nothing stopping Iran from exerting even greater pressure by firing all their salvos at once. I thought Mujtaba was smarter than his dad, but I guess not.


International diplomacy has been fake and gay for so long that no one takes it seriously anymore unless it's reparation gibs. Israel is at it's worst PR status and no country has ever bothered to sanction it to death. This world is ruled by ZOG and the only way to break free is by force.
>>
File: plaps.jpg (210 KB, 2048x2048)
210 KB JPG
ahahah aaha aaaah!
>>
File: IMG_7046.jpg (86 KB, 892x486)
86 KB JPG
>>536299094
not my decision to make
>>
>>536299089
Of what you being a retard? Yes yes you are a retard.

May 30th right here. Where is the blockade dumbass? Lmao. Coping retard galore.
>>
Is this the gayest worst ever?
>>
>>536298971
>The guy knows he's dealing with literal demons
I hope so
>>
>>536298630
>They don't seem to be entirely in agreement internally.
They're a country of 90 million
of course they're not
>>
File: Wh could it be_.jpg (623 KB, 2313x2560)
623 KB JPG
>>536299149
95 shekels for a single barrel of oil? Whoever is behind this needs to be crucified!
>>
>>536299108
You are a dumbass . You literally do not understand the government they use. The council of 88 swears allegiance to him and voted him in. Unanimously you fucking retard. They are his competition not a single one voted for somebody else. The irfc is not a faction in politics. It's the door frame. The door frame doesn't fight you dumbass. The door has absolute power already to stop you entering. That's the point of the irgc. Stop pretending when you don't know shit.
>>
File: 1774090444303.png (902 KB, 3840x1971)
902 KB PNG
>>536299112
>80iq shitskin is literally unable to consider the possibility that iran does not actually have the capability to instantly win the war whenever they want
damn it must suck being basically retarded because you just happened to be born with skin that's the same color as poop
>>
>>536299173
Ai slop
>>
>diesel prices currently at pre war prices if not lower
>slight happenings seem to be happening

I don't understand anything anymore
I don't under
>>
>>536299001
It could still take some time and war weariness always sets in at some point. If they were to demonstrate their willingness to destroy the oil wells, America would panic and stop its foolish actions.
>>
>>536299278
Top cope.i accept your concession lmao.
>>
Since things have calmed down again, Trump will TACO tomorrow. The war is not back on. Screencap this post.
>>
>>536299284
massive SPR dump
>>
File: goypig.png (423 KB, 2023x1126)
423 KB PNG
I'm a good boy!
>>
nothing happened today again
>>
File: HHGHdA4boAEpfno.jpg (242 KB, 1080x1080)
242 KB JPG
>>
>>536299284
the prices are still being propped up by the gradual dumping of the SPRs and the market's think peace will return soon before we hit the bottom of the tank
>>
>>536299335
Trump isn't the one that TACO'd. He hit their bases and sunk one of their tankers and Iran couldn't do shit back at us.

We can attack whenever we feel like it. :)

Feels nice :)

MAGA AWWWOOOoOOoooo
>>
>>536299132
Rape Negev. Dismember Negev. Behead Negev. Molest Negev. Force Negev to say Free Palestine. Glue a penny on Negev's forehead. Expel Negev from every country. Work Negev to death in a concentration camp. Gas Negev. Bake Negev in an oven. Steal Negev's shoes and stack them in a pile.
>>
File: I'm not white ig.jpg (66 KB, 680x571)
66 KB JPG
>>536299378
And all the jannies!
>>
>>536299301
>implying that wouldn’t make us chimp harder
pratty please, you don’t understand zog and it shows
>>
>>536299284
>fuel excise was halved a few weeks back
Wait until 3month period is over. Its gonna sky-rocket
>>
File: 1755003109982872.jpg (166 KB, 539x785)
166 KB JPG
>>536299013
>>536299173

a trickle of ships that have gone rogue to international law and paid ransom to a pirate paramilitary group, "IRGC" do not make an international oil distribution network.

Most of the ships that have paid the toll now sit impounded behind the mighty US blockade. They know better than to disqualify their ships for protection under the insurance and banking guilds.

They would rather let their hulls and propellers be consumed by barnacles
>>
File: a1by5fzji7qg1.png (68 KB, 1780x1665)
68 KB PNG
>>536299367
>>
>>536299503
>50 ships
>Trickle
I accept your concession.
>>
File: file.png (207 KB, 1419x652)
207 KB PNG
Seethe forever!
>>
>>536296993
is that the patriot(?) missile that went back to its own base or some shit?
>>
>>536299261
It's just the shills running the "internal division" script
>>
File: army hero.webm (3.83 MB, 720x1280)
3.83 MB
3.83 MB WEBM
>>536297500
>They are "blinding" the enemy and softening them up for landing operations/amphibious assault.
lmao
"the incoming amphibious assault of Iran"
>>
>>536299434
Turn Negev into a lampshade. Compress Negev into soap. Extradite Negev for sexual assault against a minor.
>>
>>536299261
Are you retarded? There have always been, and always will be, factions among the subordinates of the absolute ruler of history. And he seems aware that they hold different viewpoints in the current situation. And he seems to be listening to both sides.
>>
>>536299335
He's already TACO'd because he hasn't done shit immediately
>>
>>536299542
I know but you can silence them an absolute argument they can't really counter cause they don't research shit. All it take is like 20 minutes of reading of their system.
>>
>>536298993
HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE MAKING A HOLY SHOW OF YOURSELF. I'VE ALREADY DEMONSTRATED THAT I'M THE BIG/MEGA COOL GUY, AND THE DOUBLE SUPREME BOSS HOG ARYAN SHOT CALLER, AND THAT YOU'RE THE LITTLE, SMELLY, BROWN SACK OF GOO. YOU'D BETTER JUST LEAVE "WELL ENOUGH" ALONE, OR I'M GONNA ROCK YA ONE RIGHT IN THE NOSE, YA COCK KNOCKER, YA.
>>
File: oilstonks.jpg (76 KB, 999x460)
76 KB JPG
Daily reminder that the US is weekly -10 million barrels or more from the reserves. By fall there will be mass shortages.
>>
File: 1777327085823818.png (1.19 MB, 1024x1024)
1.19 MB PNG
>>536297198
INTERCEPTED
>>
>>536299582
You are a retard. You don't know their system. Shut the fuck up. You literally don't know a single thing you are talking about. You likely don't even understand what the Ayatollah is in comparison to their president. Go read up or shut the fuck up
>>
>>536299523
used to be 200+ a day and now some ZOMG!!! moment is 50...ONCE
>>
File: 1779625233926115.png (393 KB, 756x715)
393 KB PNG
You are pedos. What do you think God thinks of that?
>>
>>536299660
Mk I accept your concession I don't care.
>>
>iran does nothing
>wins
>>
>>536299568
Blacks can't swim because they can't steal swimming
>>
>>536299615
I appreciate your efforts, don't let me stop you. It's good for the lurkers too
>>
>>536299466
Not even trump is allowed to cause the USD to collapse. Why do you think you begged for a ceasefire?
>>
>>536299694
Iran will grind the kikes so deep into the ground, they will never crawl out again. You will not be missed "Chosen people"
>>
File: 1708458161550158.gif (69 KB, 640x610)
69 KB GIF
>>536297564
>Footage of a likely PATRIOT interceptor failing just after launch during the Iranian attack on Kuwait early this morning.
>cope, migger!
Kek
>>
>>536299685
>some ships got by and now kuwaits being blasted, I win! thanks for the concession!

youre like a guy who smugly dodges a boomerang, and starts making funny faces and jokes as its 180* in flight directly into the back of your fat skull
>>
File: 1754680593692760.jpg (183 KB, 774x960)
183 KB JPG
>>536299523
consider it a token of our respect for international waters. An immaterial amount of oil. A goodwill gesture.

Don't worry, all muslim pirate vessels have been cataloged and will be boarded by US Marines or sunk by the US Navy sooner or later.
They must be really desperate to forfeit legal rights to their expensive oils tankers just for a quick shot of oil.
>>
>>536299761
Mk cool cope I don't care.
>>
File: 1780100162138773.mp4 (1006 KB, 720x958)
1006 KB
1006 KB MP4
>>
>>536299013
>Russian ship
>Toll paid plus tip
>>
File: Look at this mutt.gif (1.76 MB, 400x206)
1.76 MB GIF
>>536299788
shh. Accept you were wrong. Kikes are nothing before God
>>
>>536299658
Why does the possibility of disagreements in iran butthurt you so much? You're not an iranian who emigrated to the great devil, are you?
>>
What are American military guarantees even worth anymore? We insist on upholding this joke of a ceasefire with promises of making a deal with Iran, don’t respond when GCC allies are hit by Iran, have no intention of rebuilding bases destroyed by Iran, etc. How stupid would Arabs have to be to keep trusting us after this mess instead of just pivoting to China
>>
>>536297996
Ran out of TLAM? No problem! Use the ground attack mode in every PAC-3SE!!
>>
>>536299839
You are just dumb. The Ayatollah is not an elected official. The council of 88 are all of the Ayatollah capable clerics. There is no faction disagreement you retard. You don't comprehend the president is not the Ayatollah. You are that stupid. I suggest you read and stop embarrassing yourself because you are to stupid to go look at a wiki.
>>
>>536299270
>muh shitskin
every single fucking time
>>
File: PortRoyalAcadia1702.png (2.46 MB, 1280x983)
2.46 MB PNG
>>536299628
My family goes back to OGs migger nigger
>>
>>536299736
why do you think
>allowed
is a factor at this point? The question you should be asking is what he can do to stop the collapse (the answer is nothing)
>>
>>536299773
>cool cope
yah, i agree, smoking airbases where you 10/10 intercepted everything ukraine style, as 20 fucking videos drop proving the opposite (as usual)

but yah, "muh tankers!" is the peremoga now i see. hilarious
>>
File: 1689620158669932.png (254 KB, 900x806)
254 KB PNG
New miggerkike script dropped
>Iran is winning TOO slowly
>>
>>536299912
I never said that. I described him as an absolute ruler, which is pretty close to describing his position. And what don't you understand about the fact that even absolute rulers have advisors, and that these advisors represent different viewpoints depending on which faction in the country they belong to? Now, back to the question of why you fled iran? Was it out of greed, or are you a faggot?
>>
File: did i do that.jpg (673 KB, 1080x1233)
673 KB JPG
>>536297996
>>
>>536300177
You totally did faggot. Shut the fuck up.
>>
>>536300093
>New miggerkike script dropped
>Iran is winning TOO slowly

lmao they are literally doing the nafo "ukraine is winning" script 1:1
>>536299773
>>536299685
>>536299523


>find some insiginificant peremoga
>*this is now the most humiliating wife-raped in front of kids moment imaginable, and absolute evidence MIGA is wining so hard there is nothing to talk about*

MIGA is full blown american-nafo playbook
>>
>>536300201
Faggot or greed?
>>
File: HJ2g2W2XEAAyOpu.jfif.jpg (80 KB, 923x825)
80 KB JPG
remember when the migger script was that iran hit their oil cap and that they were dumping oil into the ocean?
that was 3 years ago
>>
>no one talking about logistics

Not a serious conversation today then.
>>
>>536299912
>>
>>536300043
I see it similarly but trump doesn't like to lose, so he grasps at every straw. And the kikes are skillfully exploiting this. Iran could also use this to its advantage.
>>
>>536300283
>remember when the migger script was that iran hit their oil cap and that they were dumping oil into the ocean?
>that was 3 years ago

its pure nafo tier psychosis, just like how "ukraine is winning the war!!!!!" every time london launches a storm shadow at a Russian oil refinery.
>"the wells are going to explode from glutt!! you cant turn them "off" tee-hee problem Iran???!"
complete cringe psychosis
>>
File: 1716503499992996.png (73 KB, 780x783)
73 KB PNG
>>536300038
>
Sure it does, jam boy. You could have at least LARPed as a Anglo/Protestant, as opposed to a smelly, swarthy, french papist idolator.

Now, back up off of me, stinky, or the gloves are REALLY gonna come off. And, ya ain't gonna like the resultant events, because they're gonna involve a lotta pain (for you), and, eventual death (again, for you).
>>
>>536299788
>Still posting this AI slop

You lost, time to get past the denial stage kike.
>>
>>536300364
>And the kikes are skillfully exploiting this.

nigger what?
they have been rabid, seething sociopathic maniacs absolutely derailing themselves AND the US at every turn.
this is their "masada" moment 21st century
>>
>>536300367
Russia is losing territory during its great Spring Offensive and Putin is saying it's time to wrap the war up lmao you zigger faggots lost, and the collapse of Russia is fairly imminent
>>
>>536300283
>>
>>536296844
What happened to kuwait?
>>
>>536300480
Youre a hohol
>>
>>536300283
Remember when they said their oil storage would explode after a few days of the blockade?
>>
>>536300480
Doubt it
>>
>>536300487
They are banking on TACO and the war not restarting. And they are right
>>
>>536300511
Feels good to be in the winning side. Your dying empire should try it some time.
>>
>>536300443
I don't disagree with that. But when mossad public claims that regime change is likely by the end of the year if the port blockade remains in place, then this lie is definitely aimed at manipulating trump.
>>
Gas was $3.99 today, is this a trap?
>>
>>536300559
Markets claimed this would happen yesterday.
>>
File: HJwOfF8WgAAeegV.jfif.jpg (101 KB, 680x651)
101 KB JPG
>>536300427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3as9K3CSJvg
I'm a ruraloid leaf who hates miggers and jews actually
You people ruined what could have been something great by turning it gay and jewish
I will remind you that Indians love Jews almost as much as boomer faggots and for that you should all be executed
It sounds harsh but if every boomer died and white couples had housing they'd turn around the demographic crisis quickly considering net zero immigration
>>
Built for miggers. Painful reading how dumb these people are.
>>
>>536300543
>Putin says remark on Ukraine war coming to an end was based on battlefield advances
Meanwhile in reality:
>Ukrainian forces successfully halted the Russian spring-summer offensive and forced a reversal in territorial control. Russia suffered its first significant net losses of territory since 2023

Lol. Lmao, even.
>>
File: HGiiRlLXAAAoHBT.jpg (296 KB, 1080x1080)
296 KB JPG
>>
>>536300665
Putin is a little bitch. I wish he had half the balls the Iranians do. And even then they're no match for Ansarallah.
>>
File: 1765806563548166.png (477 KB, 581x548)
477 KB PNG
>>536300665
Let me know when they get their 2014 borders back
>>
>>536300603
I was also surprised that the price is coming a little down, even though private sector oil reserves should be practically empty by now. Perhaps trump released a large amount of oil from the strategic reserve. Let's see what the next report says.
>>
File: IMG_2625.jpg (68 KB, 959x537)
68 KB JPG
>looker covering a one party state’s election
Yeah it’s over.
>>
>>536299859
It's worth as much as the life of an amerinigger goylem to a kike. Absolutely nothing
>>
>>536300661
miggers get paid to behave like niggers, it's their job
>>536300665
tranny hohols raiding other threads lmao no one cares if khazaria gets bombed stupid nigger
>>
File: 1780114141152755.gif (524 KB, 165x215)
524 KB GIF
>>536300093
Funny, that's exactly the same script used by the nafoids
>>
>>536300845
>tranny hohols raiding other threads
They were incredibly active and incredibly aggressive today. Queef must have taken quite a beating.
>>
>>536300710
swap Khamenei and orange Calígula and the image could be true
>>
>>536296767
What makes this hilarious is the fact that insurance premiums will skyrocket for everyone if the US did in fact attack 6 ships crossing the strait. Absolutely based retard move
>>
Wish those fags would shut down the Bab already
>>
File: amzl9a.jpg (60 KB, 500x593)
60 KB JPG
>>
>>536299635
I love how you shills originally said april would be doomsday, then may, then june now its just "fall"

kek

TWO MORE MONTHS! TRUST THE PLAN IRANNIEPEDES
>>
>>536300949
I missed a lot of things today, what is happening in the Persian strait?
>>
>>536301047
Iranian tanker and an iranian base got btfo

they spergged out with a few missiles that were all shot down

now irannies itt are seething as per usual
>>
>>536301000
They should rather finish their revolution and chase all the traitors across the border to you.
>>
>>536298450
>they're not serious about winning this war.
What makes you think they have unlimited munitions. They launched thousands in the early days of the conflict, then dozens a day. They are probably not blitzing Israel because they need to conserve weapons in case the US ramps up attacks.
>>
>>536300587
You fled your homeland lmao
>>
File: 1771145052078390.jpg (21 KB, 526x327)
21 KB JPG
They are claiming to have taken the lights out in Tehran with no evidence. Meanwhile lmao

>>536301085
Marco RubiRINO said the war was over. Was that also a lie?
>>
>>536298630
>Khamenei
Has he been seen in public?
>>
File: jew america cope.jpg (79 KB, 498x836)
79 KB JPG
centcope reply-guys
>>
>>536301189
The war is over, we can bomb anything we want and Iran cant do shit in retaliation. That no longer qualifies as a war.
>>
>>536301197
I dont think so. That probably wouldn't be very clever either.
>>
>>536301223
But have you also considered that joseph smith only had so many wives to conceal his obvious homosexuality?
>>
>>536301189
Muh heckin 300% interception rate
>>
>>536297198
Sound comes too soon for the distance
>>
>>536300487
Slap some AD on these guys and send them at the nearest destroyer
>>
>>536301200
Musk's algorithm always pushes migger responses to the top. Meanwhile, there are countless more who criticize centcope for their past lies.
>>
>>536301419
lmao cope and seethe migger kike
>>
>>536301530
No your opinions are just not popular. Sorry 90% of people want to see Iran destroyed because they're a violent repressive terror state trying to hold the world hostage and get nuclear weapons.

You don't realize how unhinged you look in the eyes of normal people are if you don't support Trump.
>>
From the videos looks like the patriots were just defending from drones, any big missiles videos I missed?
>>
>>536301419
Because its edited to create a fake victory for Iran.
>>
File: 110525033959306.jpg (28 KB, 375x500)
28 KB JPG
>>536296827
foreign state adversaries who use these divisions as a tool of psychological warfare to weaken rival nations.
------------------------------
# Foreign State Actors: Amplifying Polarization
Hostile foreign nations do not typically create these domestic culture wars, but intelligence agencies actively exploit them. Their goal is not to advance any particular ideology, but to maximize social division, paralyze institutions, and destroy public trust in local government.
## 1. [Russia] (The "Firehose of Falsehood" Strategy)
The [Russian Internet Research Agency (IRA)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Research_Agency) and military intelligence (GRU) are heavily documented as utilizing identity-based conflict to weaken Western target states.

* The Blueprint: They do not pick one side; they fund and amplify both extremes. During major racial or political flashpoints, Russian bot networks simultaneously push hyper-progressive, anti-police narratives and far-right, anti-minority propaganda.
* The Intent: By forcing both sides into extreme positions, they render normal political compromise impossible. This leads to gridlock, erodes faith in legal systems, and leaves the target nation too domestically unstable to effectively project power abroad.

## 2. China (Cognitive Warfare)
The Chinese Communist Party’s United Front Work Department and state-linked bot networks (such as "Spamouflage") regularly target Western infrastructure.

* The Blueprint: Their focus is often on highlighting structural hipocrisy or failures in Western democracies. When high-profile racial tensions erupt, state-backed media and social media accounts aggressively boost narratives that Western institutions are fundamentally broken, corrupt, and racist.
* The Intent: This serves a dual purpose: it distracts the international community from China's own human rights records and erodes the internal morale of Western citizens regarding their own democratic values.
>>
>>536301445
That would be a $300 million bomb. You should sell the idea to the US military. They like expensive ideas.
>>
>>536297996
5M USD + 20% tip
>>
>>536301047
Apparently the US navy attacked 6 ships that paid the toll to cross the strait. Current cost is 1-4% of the ship's value and will more than likely go up after the shit show.
>>
>>536301596
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>536299568
is that kindergarten?
>>
File: FCBidenSellsReserves.png (158 KB, 901x597)
158 KB PNG
>>536298576
It didn't help that Biden sold it.
>>
>>536301596
But that still doesn't explain why joseph smith was into butt play.
>>
>>536299568
why is she not getting discharged?
>>
>>536300871
hey! we are all hohols here in /pig/
Slava Hormuzviiyv!
>>
>>536301726
With the next oil level report from the strategic oil reserve, which is due to be published later today, trump will probably fall below biden's low point.
>>
>>536299568
Imagine having to float with an added 10 pounds from soaked footwear. That chimp has no chance
>>
the absence of AA is really notable in it

https://xcancel.com/MenchOsint/status/2061976916907737273#m
>>
>>536301044
gas is different than miggerbucks. good luck printing molecules, migger.
>>
File: 1780187251461362.png (108 KB, 618x559)
108 KB PNG
>>536301696
>Apparentlyyyyy
The US Navy did not attack ships that paid a toll. Instead, the U.S. military sank six small Iranian boats in the Strait of Hormuz after Iranian forces attacked American warships and commercial vessels.
>>
File: chart (5).png (59 KB, 1200x675)
59 KB PNG
Always remember Aleph Sneed 474 Da'at ABnormality (C)ensored
>be 4th dimensional or higher(Paradoxon) daemoniac retard JANNY consciousness and absolute moral NIGGER
>wants to GOON torture some 3rd dimensional corporeals from your manse outside space-time through Generative Principle in Golgotha
>set up a truly obnoxious inhuman tradition of child sacrifice cults to break the Fine structure Constant M 137 W 138
>do this because dead baby humor is funny, except when it gets too real, but it's not "your" physical world so it's always funny for them unless the Wave Function Prolapses Göedel style
>while doing so, feed these stupid fucking retards, the creme de la creme of the worst most subhuman shit of this hominid race, a pre-made nonsense language-number system that feeds them a variety of prebaked directives and lets them think they some cute Goth animeta BoyGurl faCulty Member, just like in Hogwards
>because you exist outside of their fraction of Momentum of time-space Spirals, there isn't actually any effort or time47 limit involved in feeding them this gematric shit, you just insert it where you want, copy & pasta. BINGO47
>it's not hard, you have a BigBrain you just compile an entire languages' worth of numerological non-coincidences 1000s of years in advance.
>as you do this, the DUMB near-apes, INFERIOR to their fellows, earnestly believe that you are revealing universal absolute truth to them as 'the initiated' and that they are the g_d-kings of the Clown Cube
>this is because you have performed the metaphysical-linguistic-numerological equivalent of the 'be sure to drink your MYKoHYM' decoder ring scam Gawdreell174 on a gigantic civilizational 102AtemporaL201 scale
>you, a complete faggotassjester trickster ghost in the machine, like a cosmic SomethingAwful inner circle goontard or Kiwifarms cow rapist, laugh as the inbred slavic britdans Phoenician Pedo Mesora hyperlaarpers bake another fetus which they will dull mentally to Stockholm him into The Tribe
>>
>>536301918
give me a soup recipe
>>
>>536296767
Bad news for iranny trannies. This is how mass civilian casualties happen.
>>
File: 1777923178089700.jpg (134 KB, 1024x917)
134 KB JPG
NEW
>>536301668
>>536301668
>>536301668
>>
The Negro rises

>>536302027


Solar flares are getting wonky rn
>>
File: Glowniggertoungemyanus.jpg (89 KB, 961x1024)
89 KB JPG
>>536302007
Doubt it
>>
>>536301979
Sorry shitskin we're not some turdie shithole we have plenty of oil on our own. Sucks to be you though
>>
>>536302049
you know the manji is most likely a representation of the little dipper at 4 times in the year right
>>
>>536302074
But consider all the sodomy in mormon communities.
>>
>>536302021
Boil pork spine, potatoes, and carrot. In a separate pot boil some dried hatch peppers until tender then blend and strain. Add the sauce to your soup and season to taste
>>
>>536301979
US gas price went down a dollar since last month. Used it to wash my boat and trailer. Cheaper than soap.
>>
File: 1659624098387481.webm (2.71 MB, 720x480)
2.71 MB
2.71 MB WEBM
>>536302106
Why can't it be both

Allegory

Metaphorically

Endless Parables
>>
>>536301973
No. Are you fucking retarded? Is it even near a base? You thing the US just has SAM systems everywhere in kuwait? The algos don't select targets unless they know it's likely to hit something. This is why you always see iranian missiles just hitting side walks and shit in israel. The algos prioritize targets that are heading for something important. If they aren't, they let them go.
>>
File: 1760133104079.jpg (458 KB, 1200x1200)
458 KB JPG
>>536301979
lol
>>
File: chart (4).png (85 KB, 1200x675)
85 KB PNG
We had a good thunderstorm today. Always Ponder the orb. IT mostly happens after full M oo n
>>
>>536302052
Why lie about something so easy to verify? There's no 6 ships destroyed but there are 6 niggerette boats sunk
>>
File: NIGGERS.gif (1.78 MB, 1080x1080)
1.78 MB GIF
>>536302266
Sure thing kike
>>
>>536302235
$900 billion trade deficit, mormon demon.
>>
>>536302331
what do mormons have to do with this?
>>
File: images (1).jpg (21 KB, 436x458)
21 KB JPG
>>536302328
Based
>>
>>536302358
Wtf?! Are you a real migger? That makes you a unicorn. Fuck, I don't believe in unicorns, just admit you're a mormon and an NSA glownigger.
>>
>>536302449
>someone disagrees with me
>there must be some sort of conspiracy behind this
mental illness
>>
File: small_attack_craft.png (1.81 MB, 940x1258)
1.81 MB PNG
>>536302328
Here's one now. No need to seethe about it.
>>
File: 1750016864190978.png (453 KB, 1622x898)
453 KB PNG
>>536299270
Nice very useful thank you.
>>
>>536302536
Are you really such a trailer park migger? Do you even have internet there?
>>
>>536302596
I don't support trump. When did I say that?
>>
File: 1770407073305695.jpg (77 KB, 739x847)
77 KB JPG
>>536302558
Fake as fuck dude you believe that because you are a nigger or a shill lying
>>
>>536302558
You forgot about the gemini watermark, Moshe
>>
>>536302633
Why else would you spread the lie that the straits situation is not an existential threat to the USD?
>>
>>536302741
It's a representation
>>
File: 1770920219187104.png (441 KB, 761x637)
441 KB PNG
>>536302831
Here's a representation of the Hormussy status
>>
>>536302889
You need to borrow some oil or gas? We have plenty.
>>
File: 1775394989039510.jpg (54 KB, 720x720)
54 KB JPG
>>536302831
My last job was at one of the big aero space companies my job was to kill a big bull frog with a Shovel this was a couple years ago when I moved put of town and decided to make my own way the bullfrog lived in a marshy area near the parking lot and croaked really loudly and distracted some of the engineers so it was out job to kill it with a Shovel there were 5 of us we were called the frog team on our 6th day on patrol we saw the frog near so trash bins and we chased it in the road and it got run over by a big truck they were going to lay off the whole frog team after that but because we has done such a good job they said they had another project for us there was this big slow turtle that was always opening its mouth at people so they asked us to Crack its shell open we saw the turtle on the second day and spent about an hour or so wacking on its shell with our Shovel until it broke
>>
File: 1775394791446017m.jpg (130 KB, 1024x1008)
130 KB JPG
after that the frog team was invited to the company Christmas party we were a little shy but a few people came up to us and told us what a great job we did and that loosened us up the boss was there on the dance floor rubbing himself through the front of his pants then he came up to me He said "hey lets get outta here and get high I got some weed in my car" i asked if my friends could come and he said "no I don't wanna get high with your little gay friends" then he grabbed me by the shoulder so hard it hurt
>>
>>536301596
Reminder that blue checkmarks all not only give their money to Musk but they need to provide verifying personal information that is filtered through Israeli companies.
>>
File: 1769393395924811m.jpg (122 KB, 1024x1024)
122 KB JPG
In the parking lot I seen my chance and I hit him in the back with a shovel the human resources director saw me and rushed over and grabbed the shovel I ran away right then knowing I had done wrong you can believe I felt just awful for what I done i felt i let down the company most of all I felt I let down the frog team with my shoddy behavior I didn't leave the house for a week I was so depressed
>>
File: 1775389261566676.png (912 KB, 640x770)
912 KB PNG
But them there was a knock at the door and who else was there but the frog team and the boss weeping with open arms begging for forgiveness I worked down in cape Canaveral after that ripping up cats with a big riding lawnmower when ever they wondered onto the field but it wasn't the same so I quit and moved back home I had something special there with the frog team and I don't know if I'll ever have it again the cats screamed
>>
>>536303174
Canaveral? Is that down from Eglin?
>>
File: fathand.jpg (91 KB, 1024x992)
91 KB JPG
>>536303450
slippyfist
>>
>>536299788
>why won't you show yourself in public after our 2nd sneak attack during negotiations?!



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.