DO NOT CALL ME JAMBOY SAARRWE ARE CARRYMEN
>>536308875I’d like to earn easy money like this ngl
>>536308875>cooliThis one simple word infuriates the stinkjeet and slanteye jeet simultaneously
>>536308875I’ve always wanted something like a life-caddy. Somebody to follow me around and hold my shit. I’ll bounce ideas off of them.>maybe the nine iron here, you think?They’d have my shit ready all the time and I could breeze through shit.Now, obviously the jeets in my own country aren’t going to agree to this because I’m not paying much at this time. So I’ve been thinking about hiring a personal jeet in India. Basically he’s going to keep my schedule and compile my personal notes for the day. I’d like him to be available for phone/texting/video chat basically 24/7 but I won’t really need that many hours worked. Mostly a morning/nightly sitrep and scheduling as it occurs. It would also be cool for him to field my calls. I’ll forward my number and everybody who wants to talk to me has to convince Ranjesh that they’re worth my time. Fucking hilariousAbout how much would that cost per day?
>>536308875Currymen*
>>536309077>anon, I had to talk to this weird Indian guy to get through to you>”yeah I got tired of picking up my phone so I outsourced it to India”Ideally, my jeet would also be a /pol/tard so he could help me monitor for (you)s and reply promptly.I’m really selling myself on this shit goddamn
>>536308875It's called being a COOLIE. That's all these niggers are for, doing menial labour for White psychopaths
Peak colonialism
>>536309077Checked, but you have to make him smear himself with with raspberry jam when he shows up for work each day
>>536309314>Ranjesh, I’m not going to keep buying you these BEAUTIFUL polos branded with my name if you’re just going to keep getting your jam on themIn all seriousness, though, the cost of living for a rural jeet cannot possibly the that high and the skill set I’m looking for here isn’t super high. Just gotta get along well enough to shoot the shit and be able to manage some Google Docs. I’ve seen enough YouTube to know they can do this.So, what you send them an iPhone they can lord over their village and statusmaxx while they work for you and then like $20 USD per day.Wouldn’t that enable one of them to live like a king at constant over 9000 izzat?Solid deal for both of us.
>>536308875Yes saar, give me all of your valuables. I will carry them for you and definitely not run off.
>>536309249>”saarrr we are getting some high standaarr reblies on your post about niggarrs”>thank you Rajeev very good Rajeev. I’ll write up my posts now>pic rel from across the globe
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>>536309268You say coolie (and drag SEA into this) and they say timmyWhats the point?
