Last thread: >>536291868CASES>359DEATHS>61NEWS>‘Challenging’: Experts weigh up whether Congo Ebola outbreak could become global pandemichttps://www.skynews.com.au/world-news/global-affairs/challenging-experts-weigh-up-whether-congo-ebola-outbreak-could-become-global-pandemic/news-story/109db2ff392056cfff9b085e81e7eaf2>Race to develop Ebola vaccine heats up amid deadly outbreak in DRChttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06-02/ebola-vaccine-amid-outbreak-in-democratic-republic-of-congo/106748244>Dr. Oz Says Airports Will Have Ebola ‘Testing Tools’ Before World Cup (Live Updates)https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2026/06/02/dr-oz-says-airports-will-have-ebola-testing-tools-before-world-cup-live-updates/As the last thread revealed, we have 9 males to 5 females to visit these threads on a regular, we had some more artwork posted which was fantastic!Good luck ebola-chan!
As a moderna shareholder, I am assuming the raping position
>>536321251Moderna chan where are you!
>>536321121https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB68Gt52BY4
For me, it's nvaxchan
>>536321251MRNA price action is strange considering picrel >it's just a shakeout, nothing personnel goy
>>536321441YYou love mature women who jab you wtih needles?
>>536321524They usually don’t let the most logical play win until the most illogical time
>>536321598No anon the injection isn't for me obviously btw it's Wednesday and threres still no update on the suspected ebola case in Italy, what gives? They sent the sample for testing Sunday night. Brit bong said the test takes like 12 hrs max
>>536321121https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYg13Q_hHuM
>>536321825Oh anon, it's happened here as well, ebola case gets a negative test, but they did no second test. And the Brazilian cases tested negative yet one died of meningitis.... It's very suspicious and I feel they're hiding shit to avoid a panic anon.
> EU health ministers will meet on Friday to discuss the bloc’s “coordinated action” in response to the deadly Ebola outbreak in the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) and Uganda, including Italy’s push for stricter border controls. >Cyprus said it would convene an extraordinary videoconference of EU countries to discuss “further preparedness and coordination measures” across the bloc. https://www.euractiv.com/news/eu-health-ministers-set-emergency-talks-on-ebola-response/did Italy not hear WHO said border controls and travel restrictions are racist?
>>536321929Both hanta and ebola, public health are managing perception and PR rather than the actual outbreaks >if only you knew how bad things really are
>>536322060I saw the light anon, that's why I started making these threads in the first place.
>>536322128I know you know, thx for baking anon
>>536322228Kek someone has to be the voice for beloved Ebola-chan anon! either way, I cannot predict when this is going to blow up, but there probably will be a double whammy of ebola and hanta at the same time.On another note, these people in those countries are only getting tested for Ebola because they came from the DRC, this Ebola strain shares symptoms with a lot of other diseases so if local community transmission happened well, it would be deadly indeed.
>>536322060I think this is a microcosm description of how things are run now in general
>>536321276>>536321251
>>536322682Archie you were correct, 5 women. How did you know?
>>536322742That's a big surprise, honestlyDidn't realize we had so many women lurkers! About one third, which is a LOT.Much more than other /pol/ threads, probably
>>536322824I suspect our latest artist in the last thread is a woman. I just got that vibe from the doodles.
OP delivers!
>>536323395Hope you can claim that back on tax mang.
>>536322648Sadly so. they dont want us nooticing too much
>>536323721Notice how they're trying to rush a vaccine for Ebola? Yer something isn't being said about how bad it really is.
Moderna bros, it’s nice not getting bent over during market open
>>536323919pharma niggers warp speed my portfolio >>536324329I got heemed on calls a few weeks ago, now i dont care about the daily price action, im not selling my shares
>>536324762Doing options on bio stocks are like wearing a bikini to the trap house
>The WHO confirmed 116 suspected Ebola cases in Congo, a sharp cut from previous estimates.The Ebola outbreak that is ravaging Congo may be smaller than previously thought.Who niggers at it again! They even got the numbers wrong!https://www.euronews.com/health/2026/06/03/who-drastically-revises-ebola-case-count-in-congo-down-to-116-from-over-1000
Hantavirus is back on the menu>A hospital employee tests positive for hantavirusNew confirmed case. Just like we predicted with the long incubation time.https://www.nieuwslens.nl/article/zorg/medewerker-radboudumc-test-zwak-positief-op-hantavirus--68434545bf2f4e36
Four rescuers injured in clashes during the burial of an Ebola victim in Buniahttps://www.radiookapi.net/2026/06/02/actualite/societe/quatre-secouristes-blesses-lors-dechauffourees-pendant-lenterrement> Four Red Cross workers involved in the Ebola response were seriously injured on Monday, June 1st, at the Nyamurongo cemetery in Bunia (Ituri), during clashes that erupted during the burial of a person who had died from the disease. The incidents broke out when angry youths attempted to forcibly open the deceased's coffin.> Before the burial, some of the deceased's colleagues and young people from the community demanded that the coffin be opened. They wanted to confirm that their loved one's body was indeed present. When the Red Cross first responders, tasked with conducting a safe burial, refused, the situation quickly escalated into physical violence.> According to several witnesses, some people eventually managed to open the coffin, exposing the body of the deceased and increasing the risk of the virus spreading within the community.> False information sparked the clashes. A video that went viral on social media claimed that the coffin being transported by medical teams was empty.
>>536325026WTF does any of that say, WHY ISN'T EVERYTHING IN ENGLISH!
>>536324933What can i say, im a dumb goy >>536325026oooooh shit, hantachads we're back btw the next EPI-WIN is tomorrow. this is the 3rd consecutive webinar on andes virus>https://www.who.int/news-room/events/detail/2026/06/04/default-calendar/who-health-emergencies-epi-win-webinar--hantavirus-in-focus-iiireflections-from-a-border-health-and-point-of-entry-perspective
>>536325077New confirmed hantavirus case of medical center employee because they failed to follow safety protocols.Hantavirus patients from the cruise ship were bought there for quarantine.
EPI-WIN webinar next Tuesday on ebolachan >https://www.who.int/news-room/events/detail/2026/06/09/default-calendar/who-health-emergencies-epi-win-webinar-ebola-bundibugyo-virus-disease-what-we-know
>>536325321Yes but where did this happen!
>>536325388Radboudumc Netherlands
>>536325026>>536325321>>536325388>Radboudumc employee tests weakly positive for hantavirus>An employee of the Radboudumc in Nijmegen has a weak positive test result for the hantavirus. This followed a possible error with the protection protocol. The employee is tested more extensively.only weakly pozzed; nothingburger!
>>536325496It only takes one to start a pandemic.
>>536325586yes you're right, im not actually a nothingburgerer. Swiss guy likely pozzed countless people on his return to Zurich. his cluster is fucked in terms of contact tracing (cluster fucked if you will)
>>536321251FDA meeting on the 18th for the mRNA flu shot Double pandy wandy on deck World Cup travel Jake Rosmarin being the totally organic point man for it all and you’re blackpilling
>>536321825We still got one of your countryman on an artificial lung for likeA month now with no updates. They’re starving us of goodies
>>536325750>>536325586>>536325496The die offs will happen in 2 WEEKS!
>>536325788You’re making me want to triple down
well lads and lasses I should add, I'm off to bed. Hopefully the thread stays alive for a few more hours. As always when its 9am here ill be baking a new thread with updated cases/deaths.
>>536326352Good night, friend! Sleep well
>>536326271Ya can’t be down too bad unless ya bought the 52W high. 10%
>>536327237It is done.
>>536327275I’ll be screamin at the chart for ya when homie in Nebraska stops unboxing legos and inevitability tests positive
>>536327275
Only slightly on topic but something interestingShandong province in China did 2 disease/epidemic response drills very recently -- reported on June 2nd and June 3rd, though I'm not sure of the exact date the drills occuredReported on June 2nd, the "Qingdao 2026 Emergency Drill for Sudden Animal Epidemics" was held in Pingdu City> The drill combined live-fire exercises with training and competition, simulating scenarios of highly pathogenic avian influenza and African swine fever outbreaks. Following relevant emergency implementation plans, a Level IV emergency response was initiated. The drill covered the entire process, including outbreak reporting and confirmation, on-site investigation and diagnosis and initial response, emergency response and handling, and termination of the emergency response and post-disaster management. The drill focused on seven key areas: personal protective equipment, epidemiological investigation, sample collection, emergency immunization, culling and harmless disposal, disinfection, and public opinion management. The on-site competition comprehensively tested the professional skills and collaborative capabilities of the grassroots epidemic prevention teams.Reported on June 3rd, a drill was held for response to cholera and diarrheal diseases in a Jinan hospital> This practical exercise effectively tested the practicality and operability of the emergency plan, demonstrated the ability of medical staff to coordinate and cooperate closely in the face of a sudden epidemic, and showcased their teamwork spirit in emergency response. It also enhanced the staff's awareness and ability to prevent and control cholera and diarrhea, laying a solid foundation for the hospital's cholera and diarrhea prevention and control work.Back in May (20th I think) there was also a wildlife disease drill in Henan provinceMay or may not mean anything, but interesting it's happening right now
>>536327674>>536328471You guys are alright
>>536321121
Idol concert feat. Vaxx-chan!
Please do something, Ebola chan! I need a pump!!!
>>536331952Semi sloppy meme, but whatever
>>536332852Would be perfect if this was the NVAX girl instead
>>536331952I read on stocktwats that the last day of the Jefferies conference is tomorrow and NVAX might make some kind of announcement. thats probably just cope from a baggie but would be nice if true
Nobody seems to like my memes on Reddit or XAlmost feels like being shadowbanned!
Believe in yourself, little Ebola virus! If Covid can do it, you can too!
>>536335050Lots of work to do to catch up. Corona-chan not only hasn't stopped evolving, but is actually enjoying the recent lack of spotlight: https://www.thailandmedical.news/news/while-the-world-is-engrossed-in-ebola-sars-cov-2-new-variants-rf-5-rv-1-pq-16-1-1-re-1-1-5-and-rv-1-are-spreading-silentlyIt's a race for who gets the first to defeat the uniform, antibodies-only immune system of billions of jab victims
>>5363342322.2K visitors, ZERO upvotes or subscribersAm I wrong to think that I am shadowbanned? Not true, but that's what it feels like...Oh well, Reddit is kind of for losers anyways
>>536321121Hail Ebola!
Moderna mommies, what did the insiders hear?
Pixel art!
reminder no virus is immune to chlorine dioxide
>>536337805AI generated pixelart is worse than ebola
>>536338253
>>536337184
Nvax doin lil sumtinsumthin ?
>>536339305Both moving
>>536321121Glad to see this thread is back.
>>536325026It was never over.
>>536340239Always should have just been Pandemic General. There's always a potential pandemic happening.
>>536340410Talk to Australia-anon. He is the baker! (He is probably sleeping right now so check in later)
>>536340410I agree actually.
>>536335982It's a cesspool of the worst degenerates. Not worth the time actually.
>>536340410I vote for PAndemic World General, PAWG
>>536335982Reddit is a leftist shithole where they hate AI, even when it's cute.It's really hard to get traction on X without already having a huge following.
>>536341206Good question - how else should I promote my content?I have a Reddit account, I have an X account, I have a Giphy account. What is next?
Phone posting to bump so Australian baker hopefulky doesn’t wake up to a dead thread, he deserves better than that
>>536342734Thanks, anon. He would probably appreciate that!
>>536342709Why do you want to? Aren't we enough for you?You're not going to make any money out of it, I can promise you that.
>>536342954It ain’t much. See you anons in the next one
>>536343131I'm not in it for the money... Lol!I have big ambitions: I want to spread all these memes to the masses! Not just the dozen or so people that either post or lurk here.
I love you Ebola-chan!
>>536343210Anyone know if Pinterest is any good? Seems like it should be "normie" central.
another nothingburger. oh well!
>The AI art is likely contributing. It's a big turn off to most people.Is this Imgur commentator correct? Do the vast majority of people actually hate AI art?
>>536321121>>536340239>>536342734Bump
>>536345362Looks good
>>536345338Someone tell me I am not crazy... Getting downvoted on Imgur, lolDo normies actually hate AI that passionately?Maybe it is genuinely time to throw the towel in and give up...
>>536345814Thanks
>>536345362Nice pic
>>536343775
>>536339012He is>our glowie gay
>>536349364He’s gunna pop positive. Kick it off in the west. Jewish. Rat borne disease. It’ll be too perfect. Imagine the headlines Bsl3 containment and niggas doing sponsored vlog content. Makes no sense
>>536350033The long ass incubation should have any ((health minister)) shook
>>536322060>Both hanta and ebola, public health are managing perception and PR rather than the actual outbreaksIt always seems retarded to me when authorities downplay how dangerous something is in order to avoid upsetting the public. I say upset them as early as possible so maybe they decide to sneeze on each other less. You could snuff out a potential global pandemic early that way
>>536349364ZOG only wants faggots because they're easier to control.
>>536325056>our Red Cross workers involved in the Ebola response were seriously injured on Monday, June 1st, at the Nyamurongo cemetery in Bunia (Ituri), during clashes that erupted during the burial of a person who had died from the disease. The incidents broke out when angry youths attempted to forcibly open the deceased's coffinIf you tried to make a serious movie about a viral outbreak people would walk out of the theater laughing if you depicted actual reality in it
>>536351157Pretty sure Red Cross assisted those mexican carivans crossing into the usa
>>536325229>oooooh shit, hantachads we're backHanta has a place in my heart. I remember anons carefully tracking all the different potential outbreaks and all the absurd mistakes health authorities were making and all the hanta-exposed people sneaking out of quarantine (like that one boomer WHO SNUCK OUT TO A FUCKING CROWDED BAR)My favorite anon was the guy who kept saying that Argentinians are going to slum it when they visit for the World Cup and they're all gonna poz each other in shared bathrooms (picrel)Note: The World Cup thing could still happen we will have to wait and see
>>536325750>Swiss guy likely pozzed countless people on his return to Zurich. his cluster is fucked in terms of contact tracing (cluster fucked if you will)THIS ANON GETS IT (see picrel)
>>536327237>Ya can’t be down too bad unless ya bought the 52W high. 10%I bought right when I found out that one boomer who was exposed to hantavirus was EVADING TESTING at some super-giga-world-travelers convention
>>536351574Those anons had more evidence than all the YouTube doctors saying it’s a nothingberger and anyone saying otherwise is bullshit
>>536351875>boomer who was exposed to hantavirus was EVADING TESTINGAnd one of you anons made picrel and it cracks me up every single time I see it
>>536351875I got a batch then too. With this volitility and ((news)) it could recover it all in 3 days
>>536325586>It only takes one to start a pandemic.Yep. And the birdwatcher might not even be patient zero
>>536340410>Always should have just been Pandemic GeneralHow about an /EBHCBFFG/>Ebola-Chan and Hanta-Chan Best-Friends-Forever General(picrel)
>>536321598>You love mature women who jab you wtih needles?not the women.. the forced penetrations.. he didnt realize that yet though. give it some more time.
>>536352359Big worldly cough /BWC/
>>536346009>Do normies actually hate AI that passionately?Normies are gonna be normies and think-that-they-think whatever the popular-to-think thing isHating AI is in fashion right now so they think-that-they-should-think AI is bad. So they do (or at least they think that they do)And right now they think-that-they-should-think that the data centers being built for AI are bad. So this is what they think-that-they-think about themMy general rule in life is correct 99%+ of the time and that rule is>Normies are always wrongSomething about hating the AI data centers is so Reddit-coded that it makes me want to support picrel being builtLastly... I have intensely bad verbal dyslexia and I had a stroke typing all of that out - Sorry if it doesn't make sense
>>536325026>Hantavirus is back on the menu>A hospital employee tests positive for hantavirus>New confirmed case. Just like we predicted with the long incubation time.Long incubation time is what /HVG/ has been saying all along to all the nothing burger posters
>>536353031I don't need to please everyone, certainly not every normie, as much as I would like to. If I had a small group of fans, fans of my memes, that would work for me.
>>536325026>Hantavirus is back on the menu>A hospital employee tests positive for hantavirushttps://www.nieuwslens.nl/article/zorg/medewerker-radboudumc-test-zwak-positief-op-hantavirus--68434545bf2f4e36>An employee of the Radboudumc in Nijmegen has a weak positive test result for the hantavirus. This followed a possible error with the protection protocol. The employee is tested more extensivelyIt doesn't say it specifically but the "protocol breech" at that same Dutch hospital in this link below was from flushing infected piss down the toilet and turning it into an aerosolHantavirus protocol breach at Dutch hospital as medics race to curb spreadhttps://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/planes-hantavirus-cruise-passengers-land-061821124.html>May 12 (Reuters) - A Dutch hospital has quarantined 12 staff members as a preventive measure after blood and urine from a hantavirus patient were handled without observing strict protocols, as medics around the world work to stop the spread of the outbreakTHIS IS HUGE (if the positive is a true positive)...>BECAUSE THAT MEANS SOMEONE INFECTED WITH HANTAVIRUS CAN PISS IN A WORLD CUP STADIUM BATHROOM AND POZ HUNDREDS OF PEOPLEBut this article says there were also negatives in later tests:https://www.rd.nl/a/1151373-radboudumc-een-medewerker-uitgebreider-getest-op-hantavirus>Several subsequent tests turned out to be negative and the employee shows no symptoms, but the hospital still monitors the employee more intensively. The person is now tested two instead of once a week and „multiple body materials” are examinedThis says they tested "different body materials" to get subsequent negatives:https://www.gelderlander.nl/nijmegen/medewerker-radboudumc-test-nu-zwak-positief-op-hantavirus-na-fout-met-beschermingsprotocol~a624b7440/>several tests were carried out on different body materials and they scored negatively for the hantavirus. According to the Nijmegen hospital, the employee also has no symptoms
Five inmates suspected of having Ebola escape from treatment centres in Iturihttps://www.radiookapi.net/2026/06/03/actualite/sante/cinq-detenus-suspectes-debola-sevadent-des-centres-de-traitement-en-ituri> Five detainees, identified as suspected cases of Ebola virus disease, escaped between May 30 and June 1, from health facilities in Bunia and Rwampara (Ituri), where they had been transferred for medical treatment.> For health reasons, no police officers had been assigned to directly monitor them in order to avoid contaminating the guards. This security breach allowed the suspected patients to disappear.> Residents now fear that lines of contamination could multiply uncontrollably in surrounding neighborhoods.
>>536352019>I got a batch then too. With this volitility and ((news)) it could recover it all in 3 daysThe thing is... we got in so early that odds are it will just crab in the absence of Hanta/Ebola gainsI would be worried if the stock price tripled - and then we got in - but luckily that didn't happen
>>536353496>If I had a small group of fans, fans of my memes, that would work for meYou have come to the correct place anon. And if you made the memes in picrel then know that you brought a little bit of joy to my otherwise miserable life
>>536353969>BECAUSE THAT MEANS SOMEONE INFECTED WITH HANTAVIRUS CAN PISS IN A WORLD CUP STADIUM BATHROOM AND POZ HUNDREDS OF PEOPLESo that’s why Moderna did 9% on the day. This should be fun
>>536354278Thanks, anonI think, in my quest to spread my memes to a larger audience, I have forgotten to remain thankful to all the anons who appreciate my memesI really do appreciate this - you are awesome!
>>536354174Nib, the thing has barely moved in 52 weeks like frenchie said. I don’t think this is “buying high” when it’s already spent a long time shitting the bed since covid
>>536351875So you’re doing fine. Even if ya clipped the high fuck it. She’ll go
>>536354603+9%? That's a lot, yes?
>>536354603What would you do if you live 15 minutes away from one of these world cup stadiums? Asking for a friend of course
>>536351005can't cause mass death if people are careful though we need lockdowns and real sickness to kill people to usher in the future of AI automation
So why does fake non existent "virus" with irrelevant # of deaths has its own general? What could convince glowniggers to start a general for yet another fake "virus"?
>>536355846Ahhh yea and no. On news. No. No news like today. It’s peculiar. For example. The day the ship got serious it did 18%. >>536355875Ah I don’t think you’re gunna run into much even if this goes hot. Like it’ll be a slow burn regardless. Even with Ebola you’re not gunna mad max it. For me? Good rule of thumb, few flats of canned tuna, water and IVM. Proximity to a stadium wouldn’t bother me too much unless you’re in Toronto see; “operation red card mass casualty”
>>536356166Glowniggers’ core job is to confuse the goyim and ensure no two people believe the same thing.
Thread is still up noice, annoying me that BNO has not released updates on Ebola figures yet.
Still wondering why there are so many women lurkers on a heavily male-dominated boardTheory: pandemics are the "true crime" of health topics. And women like true crime, that much is verifiably trueThoughts?
>>536356689They're seeking men in their local area anon. Perhaps they want you!
>>536334232Nobody likes your memes here either buddy>>536321276>>536356441Hey you're that guy! You're that guy who posts the fuckin shitty threads, I remember you
>>536356782I don't remember you at all, have a graph!
>>536356782Stop acting like a wannabe tough guy jeet, leaf.
>>536356689>>536356742>Hey babe, check out my virus memes they're going totally viral haha get it?>Pull out phone>accidentally left my t girl pegging videos open>shit
>>536356782Oh boy! I get to use my "thumbs down" reaction GIF, thanks anon!
>>536356980That does sound like something you would do, being a JEET and all.
>>536356980Lol
Hey guys something strange is going on. I tried accessing the DRC ministry of health website and I get this.>https://www.minisanterdc.cd/cgi-sys/suspendedpage.cgiKek this means no news on cases or deaths at all. Would explain why BNO hasn't reported shit by now.
>>536357264Whoops wrong photo. It just directs to this page.
>>536357302Yep confirmed fucked. Why would they do this! very suspicious! Congo niggers not paying their website hosting fees????
>>536353496AI slop or not the memes are great.Thanks and keep them coming.
