Ten years from now these guys are going to be prematurely gray, lonely, and even more mad. Hilariously they'll probably become passport bros (immigrants) to cope.
>>536324883Omg he washed his car and did lawn work for the first time in a year. Kek. This nigger needs to clean his house.
>>536324883Why moutpiece for Israel is such filty subhuman?
>>536324883Asmon doesn’t care about anything that doesn’t involve scamming & engagement farming so he can set up further scams. He is spiritually indian.
>>536324883Do you fucking realize if you're in your 20s now you'll be retiring around 2078?Do you fucking realize that? It should drive you insane every day of your existence.
>>536324883There will never be a shortage of women.
>>536324883I doubt he cares. He has unlimited money and can do anything he wants at any time.
>>536324883These streamers can hire people to be their friend and/or sex slave for the rest of their lives so who cares
>>536325836Nigger he spends 12 hours a day streaming and if he stops all the money goes away
>>536324883I'm 42. Haven't been with a woman in 10 years. It has been extremely peaceful. Imagine wanting to have a liability around just because it has a wet hole.
>>536326304>if he stops all the money goes awayHe's insanely rich and well known for not spending his money. He could literally quit and have enough money for 3 lifetimes.
>>536325836he has all the money to do whatever he wants and yet all he does is spew radioactive bullshit onto the internet for 12 hours a day to make more money. he's a slave to his own nature
>prematurely gray>at 46yo
>>536324883Most guys are legitimately involuntary celibate; women absolutely REFUSE to date their looksmatch and would rather be a part of chad's harem.
>>536325836But will he ever be happy?
>>536324883>super popular millionaire streamer makes another self deprecating joke while raking in another million>zoom nigger redditors: wow we got him this time! Look at this person! Click on the link here! He's crashing out! It's over! We're much more intelligent than this guy aren't we folks?
>>536324883Ive been married and divorced and I live like Asmon. Women are broken and a waste of your money and sanity.
>>536326535If you think he's bad, you should talk to any average non-leftist. You fags are living in a bubble.
>>536324883this guys rich as fuck. it wouldnt be hard for him to get a gf, hes already had several
>>536326536Yeah that's how I realized OP is probably underaged and not supposed to be using this website
>>536324883You drink kool aid pineapple spears? Cuz you sound dumb as fuck. He's a millionaire, he could go here and fuck the best bunda ever, he's just playing the victim role.
>>536326706Nope. He's probably going to die miserable and alone in his seventies.
>>536324883asmongold is a nazi
>>536324883He is pretty ordinary looking. He will have to lower his standards to basically nothing if he wants a girlfriend. His looks match is with some 8/10 dude, that dudes looks match is with a 10/10 dude, and the perfect guys looks match is with some fucking nigger.We’re all being squeezed from above and below.
>>536326535>radioactive bullshitI said worse when I was 17 years old. hes late to the party
>>536327179What the fuck is bunda?
>>536327298>He will have to lower his standards to basically nothing if he wants a girlfriend.yeah dudehe will just find another golddigger. I'm sure he doesnt care
>>536324883he has no real passions in life and has never done anything but sit in front of a camera and play video games/talk. sad
>>536326304>>536326535its more like 6 hours a day, and sometimes part of that is him playing video games. he probably spends more time playing video games than streaming.>>536326420i have a feeling his spending is about to increase. he's going to fly to turkey to get a hair transplant and he's going to get a taste of the high life. he'll be buying first class tickets to other countries to try their food and he'll probably end up in europe a lot doing stuff with his viewers. once he fucks a hot english girl its over, he'll get married and settle down.
>>536327062You have kids? Im 28 single since 20 and guys my age are getting married and having kids and i dont see any realistic way to get this to happen for me despite being a financially well off homeowner with a good career, attractive, intelligent, very fit, etc. I have no real desire to pursue women or even talk to them anymore. I am fine with no woman ive learned to get along fine but i think id like to have kids and not end up completely alone in old age
>>536326536You're not supposed to have a full head of gray hair in your 40s.
>>536324883And even then, in their imaginary future suffering state, they’ll still be far better off than OP and his faggot freak discord losers (who will have killed themselves)
>>536327099yes people are aware the average migger is worse than asmonbald>>536327325who cares? the point is that he's a miserable fuck who's whole job is spreading misery online for money he doesn't need. it's pathetic either way
>>536326884It's fucking hilarious how much the term "crashing out" upsets /pol/ man
>>536326535Ah yes let's pretend it's hell being a streamer and that's somehow worse than some shitty McJob paying $19/hr.
>>536326304>and if he stops all the money goes awayActually, it works like this:>get more money than you spend >invest the remaining money>X years later this money grew and you can use this to pay for goods and servicesThis guy doesn't *need* to work anymore.
>>536324883>Ten years from now OP is still going to be an e-celeb obsessed loser spending all their days yapping about e-celeb men.It's time to kill yourself.
>>536324883Who gives a shit faggot
Is anyone else considering the hermitpill? I am so repulsed and disgusted talking to normalniggers i really dont want to interact with them at all. I think if i havent gotten married by 32 or so im selling everything and going offgrid in the ozarks and just chilling alone the rest of my life on my hermitage. Covid really fucked things up for me and i cant look at anyone the same since and i cant trust anyone. I just want to get away from this faggot nigger society
>>536327586you have negative reading comprehension skills anon. try again
>>536324883Asmon is rich he won't have trouble finding a woman.
>>536327483The taste of water disgusts him and you think he's going to become a jet setter who settles down in England?
>>536326304>all his money goes away>what is a savings account?
>>536325730oy vey
You can always tell when it's a woman getting upset about this guy because all their arguments are based on male value to women (or lack thereof)
>>536327635he's too intelligent for one desu. women don't like intelligent men because it's harder to control them.
asmongold is just a golden calf , he will be stripped of all his earnings and die a "mysterious death aka suicide" somewhere down along the line , like the rest of em.
>>536324883he was dating picrel at a time. and when he was with her, he was saying the most bluepilled, betacuxx shit. fuck this roach, idk why poltards keep simping for him.
>>536328504This is unironically why retarded loser men always have girlfriends and wives. Every skinnyfat balding dopey eyed faggot loser covered in scribble tats is fawned over by women and the normal high iq Germanic man with a full head of hair no tats and healthy metabolism is ignored. My gym is full of chads that are permasingle. The only guys in relationships are abject losers. These guys come in with their girlfriends and are pathetic looking. We could kill them so easily its insane we have to abide by societal rules and shit. Totally backwards and jewish society
>>536327493I get mercilessly torn down by women virtually every day, called all sorts of names and all sorts of fake stories. I have to ask my mother for permission to see my very few remaining friends. Cops don’t let me leave.
>>536328751Do niggers fuck your asshole too?
>>536324883He probably will retire as multimilionaire
>>536327483All of that gets incredibly boring very fast unless your brain is mush.
>>536327062i hope you dont really live like asmoni mean, that guy is KNOWN slib, that nany honeless people live in cleaner placeeven worse, he is like super rich and could hire dozens of cleaners.. shit he could ask his big fans to clean for free and suck his dick...and yet he just like to live like some filthy pig...
>>536328747youre in a world of manipulation and all you can think about is changing your own body to attract women lmao. how about you just manipulate them into having children with you? thats what theyre accustomed to anyways
>>536329328Shutup you gay ass faggot. We need to go back to a world ruled by normal healthy White men where women are simply handed out for marriage and the genelet balding skinnyfat losers are killed or sent off to war.
>>536327550youre right we're crashing out lil bro
>>536327628Me too but people start threatening to stalk me when I say that. Aren’t normalfags fucking awful?
>>536324883He has the money to go to Brazil, Argentina, and the Philippines to buy a girlfriend or wife but doesn't whine about it on Twitch like a teenager.
>>536324883He's famous and has money. He can easily get a woman for any purpose. Women are literally built to satisfy his needs while womansplaining to themselves it has nothing to do with his fame and money. His so-called worry is disingenuous. He could easily get a submissive wife with good wife qualities while banging sluts on the side if he wanted to.
>>536324883assgold needs tricorn hat
