Why do wagies need privacy?
>>536328198everyone everywhere should quit their jobs
If you work for a FAANG company you don't get a say in anything.I mean fuck, you're making 300k a year for sitting in a cozy, air-conditioned building all day, drinking latte's and discussing font options for the website.This is as good as it gets, as such if you decide to quit there'll be 5k people and 500k indians right outside the door, right away, to take your job instead.Mark Kikerberg can do with your ass whatever he wants because you work a fake job, you are barely needed and you have no leverage in a negotiation.
Everyone knows that nobody actually spends the entire time they're at work working, but everyone still pretends like they do
>>536328654>latte'slatte's what?
>>536328198>sorry wagie>gooning for longer than a half an hour is against company policy>you're fired>lawsuit?>are you sure?>be a real shame if all these videos I have of you trooning out and gooning got outMark is based and I'm sick of pretending he's not. I bet they have video of all their employees jerking off. I bet he used advanced data analytics to determine how long it takes the average HRT Meta troon to cum and set a time limit just shorter than that just so he can ruin their orgasms with work pop-ups.
>>536328198Clock in team
>>536330709Wtf
>>536328198That's enough time for me to cum twice. Thrice on good days
>>536330789Not enough room to install a cage for the wagie so the owner had to improvize
>>536331266congrats on being unable to please a woman quickshot
>>536332002I'm not going to get to fuck one anyway so I try to optimize my time spent on letting out the liquids so that I can do other things sooner
>>536328198Its obvious when you clock out untracked that is precisely the moment they begin tracking and recording
>>536330789It's so criminals can work but can't escape. Like a chain gang but they make burgers
>>536328198Digital ID will track wagies active real work, those that actually do tangible work will be rewarded with access to office treats and their heated seat button will be active for the ride home, wagies that do nothing or low effort will have a cold car ride home and one of the lower protein choices for dinner.
