It's been 95 days since February 28th when Hormuz was blockaded. Germany, France, and the United Kingdom have run out of oil. They're lawless wastelands. China is days away from collapse. And these are just the major first world countries. Most the 3rd world countries have long since fallen into ruin... wait wait that's not right. I'm double checking and it seems like... nothings happened. Nothing at all. Isn't that weird? What happened to global collapse? I was told there would be chaos. You guys didn't lie to me... did you?
>>536331511Didn't know all the world's oil goes through the strait. Is this some new lore?
>>536331511Last time I checked the prices were fucked and now there are shortages in stores, retard.
>>536332837Most of it does, it takes a lot of time for new routes to be mapped, also most of the world won't take American oil out of spite
>>536331511Thankfully we're stuffing your fat fucking cunt of a mother full of beans and she's producing enough gas for the entire world and another holocaust.
i will burn miggers for fuel if i have to
>>536331511The strategic reserve is strategic, for now they've just let the market run its course (and relaxed sanctions on russian oil)
>>536332894>prices are fuckedlol it's not even $90 a barrel.
>>536331511Seeing America get absolutely teracucked by Iran to the nth degree is the most unfathomably based, epic and satisfying thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
>>536331511You know....your country have sold most of its own reservers just to keep prices low. China probably have more oil than you have.
>>536333713But nothings happening. That's the whole problem. /pol/ promised me things would happen and nothing is happening.
>>536333811We produce oil and high prices incentivize more production. If the strait was never closed $95 oil would still be cheap considering the clown tier amount of monetary inflation over the last decade. It hasn’t even started and you fags are already whining.
>>536331511>India 25 daysIt's going to be so glorious.
>>536331511>>536334089American public school education everyone. The West is burning through its reserves and Trump administration and their allies are artificially shorting the market on oil. But this strategy, like most Trump strategies, makes things look good on the surface as the core rots. Every day they don't start rationing and allowing the price to rise naturally is more and more violent snap when we hit minimal viable oil to keep the economy from grinding to a halt. Instead of going to 150 naturally if the Trump Administration moved smartly it is going to spike to 200 as they game the market.
>>536334089your fact is your delusion.
>>536334089>I still have water in my last bottle so why should I be worried about getting hydrated in the future?Oh man. This will be a rough year for mutts.
>>536331511It's not even the crude that is the problem. Refinery capacity is limited. You cant put crude in your car, plane, heating system, or ship.UK has only 18 days of diesel left.If the Straits are still closed by August, it's over.
>>536335016According the graph half of Europe is already out of oil. You guys seem like you're doing fine though? Have you collapsed yet? I haven't heard anything about that
>>536331511rolling for ww3 starting this year
>>536331511Let Pakistan and India die, please let them die.
>>536334272>>536335325Why?What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>536334689two more weeks
>>536331511India is having major problems.Havent you been payinf attention?Shits falling apart everywhere OPIts just taking longer because we have more redundancy in western infrastructure.
>>536335099in the 1970s opec merely reduced the amount of oil leaving the gulf and it changed the way american cars are built for decadesnow during a total shutdown nothing is happening?
>>536331511Poland here, can confirm I collapsed on my bed yesterday already it's over
>>536333347It is $95/barrel today, up over 60% since the war started.
>>536334109We are not whining....because permanent threat of Russia we have stockpiled everything for least one year....so even if not single drop of oil coming here we survive least that one year.
>>536335223Real Americans don't care what happens to europoors, Rashid.
>>536335652See: >>536335016The US government and its flunkies are actively doing everything they can to delay the pain and in doing so have convinced retards like you that it isn't coming. You have the equivalent intellect of a newborn who doesn't understand that when something is slightly out of sight does not mean it has ceased to exist. I for one am using the fake and gay time before the boom to stock up and switch to solar. You keep thinking nothing is coming though you retard.
>>536335844>europoorslmao, i'll never get over the stupidity of americans. no universal healthcare, no social safety net. but muh stonks! derp.
>>536335223According to most estimates, the Hormuz situation removed 11 to 14 mbpd of oil from the markets, which is around 10-14%. If that difference is spread equally among everybody, you'd have to multiply those numbers in OPs graph by x7-x10. The real problems won't start until late August/early September.
>>536335829russia literally doesnt think about you at all, finnbro
>>536331511CAN INDIA FUCKING DIE ALREADYWHAT IS THIS TWENTY FIVE DAYS?!TODAY!
>>536335487Street shitting niggers are a plague on the world
>>536336141Proven false by fact checkers.
>>536336274racist retard scum like you are the literal plague on this planet. sack of shit you are.
China 104 days?LMAOWESTOIDs are mentally so deranged they start to believe their own farts are gold.Good, accelerate
>>536336057You live in concrete shacks with no air conditioning and still burn wood for heat like cavemen
Don’t worry everyone America will be just fine
>>536336141Actually they sending to us diplomatic notes almost every week....so they DO thinking about us...perhaps even more often than we thinking them.
>>536335099Good. Maybe put the slop down and get up off your fat asses and do something about government
>>536336547literally 100% false.you are profoundly and ridiculously delusional and retarded.If America is so great why do you have to make up fantasies in your head to cope? because that's all it is.
>>536336656>perhaps even more often than we thinking themNo chance. All Finns are required by law to seethe about Russia for at least 3 hours a day.>>536337266You don't even know what the moon looks like and you have no wilderness or wildlife
>>536337612>All Finns are required by law to seethe about Russia for at least 3 hours a day.True. It is part of our daily mandatory russophobia exercises.
>>536331511It's been good posting with you boys. I think we know what's next...
>>536331511>25 daysplease god make it happen
