Big stock market crash is starting
>>536332838Smoke weed everyday
why should I care? I got money in the market but I'll never be able to afford a house anyway
>>536332838That fucker always turns green again. i just want to wrap my hands around its throat, and squeeze the life right out of it, until it goes red and then finally black.
>>536332838If you zoom into the bottom right a thousand times you come out at a small haulage firm in Idaho who are having a good week.
>>536332838It's all fake anyway
>>536332838It doomped this morning because of the missile launches last night. It will poomp back up tomorrow after the Zion Don claims he's talking to Iran again and is working on a deal.
>>536332838Okay?
>>536332838Overdue. We had 2 months of up only, there were 6 months of sideways before that. Now down and sideways after. Also fuck jews in their filthy hearts.
>>536332838Bull signal.
you retards post this shit whenever the stock market isn't up for the day god forbid. it was at all time highs yesterday. but it dips slightly for one day and it's omg 18 billion wiped out in 3 hours. ignoring the 75 trillion added in the last week. morons.
>>536332988Beeem be bap beh. BEEEEY SMo o o o oke Smoke weeeeed erryday!
>>536332838give it two more weeksgay number go green by then
>>536332838good. fuck niggers.
>>536332838this isn’t the crash lol it’s way the fuck up
Money on the computers was never real.
>>536332838Kek. Hardly a crash, but idgaf. I hodl the idiosyncratic risk>picrel
>>536333255OH GOD IT'S FUCKING OVER SELL MORTIMER SELL EVERY FUCKING SHARE!!!!!!!
>>536332838>netflix is down .9%>EVERYBODY PANIC
>>536332988I concur my most brilliant fellow.
I just left a MASSIVE DUMP in the toilet hahaa
>>536332838lol we are in the greatest bull market of all time and we are just in the 2nd inning with AI coming to take us up another 100% over 2 years.
>market that saw an increase of over 1000% sees a small dip>massive dump
>>536333485My thoughts exactly
RED BOXES AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>536332838I wouldn't call a 0.5% correction from ATH a crash, but it seems to be running out of steam. It has to price in the reality that the Iran War will probably continue for the next three years.
>>536332838> -2%*yawn*
>>536333072So maybe you can afford other things
>>536332838>he posted for the 95th time
>>536332838The whole thing is fake and gayThey know you knowThey will rob the coffers in front of your face now because of it
>>536332838I can sell you my (male) worn boxers for 6 trillion dollar.>wtf no, that's too expensive, I give you 10 dollars maxOy vey, 6 trillions have been WIPED OFF my portfolio. Gevalt. Meshuggene goyim.
>>536332838Having the whole world economy hang by the ups and downs of a fictional arrow that changes the numerical value of more fictional nothing, is insane and satanic. The world has submitted itself to unpreceded levels of jewry that render everything that holds a nation together meaningless. Voting, debating, food, housing, nothing makes sense. For what used to be the foundation of human life is nothing but outdated barbarism in the eyes of the worshiping lunatics of arrow goes up. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>536332988I smoke weed and eat pussy everyday. And everyday is kind of the same.
>>536332838I don't care I already know my 401k won't exist in the year 2055 lmao.
>>536334271kek
>>536332838This is like the 28th new Black Friday in just 2 years
>>536332838where does that money go lol. Isn't the stock market all a zero sum game basically?
>>536334527
>>536333172This. Money is a hallucination.
>>536334126Like weapons and bombs?
>>536334271fuckin' meeskite
>>536332988420 dude weed lamo
>>536334527>>536334579
When the stock market really crashes there will be a Lookner stream within 10 seconds. I just checked, there's no stream on, happening postponed.
>>536332838>green tomorrow>up 2% next week >10%+ by 2027 lol
>>536332838Did something actually happen? Seems like the regular profit taking sell-off to me.
>>536334567The stock market's value is entirely based on perception. How much someone is prepared to buy a stock for vs how much someone is prepared to sell it for. It's not quite a zero sum game, it's just that it's not money in the sense that we usually think of it.
>>536332838Don't worry, bros—SpaceX IPO soon ;)
>>536333414>75 trillion addedNothing was added.It's all pretend.
>>536334271Lmao
>>536332838>2%NOTHING.
>>536333209Except that Iran is saying they’re done talking and everyone might realize that Trump has been “negotiating” with himself this whole time
the data center rugpull is starting to unravel, eventually there'll be some real bloodbath
>>536332838Blaze it>>536332988Or eat it, however you gotta get it>>536333115Its turning green right now dipshit dintcha heard? Its 420 up in this nigga>>536333373The steaks have never been higher>>536333773Pinkies out when you toke my nigga>>536333950>>536334637Yes>>536334438Maybe try eating her asshole next time to switch things up
>>536333172Yup. It's all coordinated by like 3 people.
>>536335234So you are buying puts then?
>>536332838>paper becoming more worthlesshol' up
>>536333209> Trump sources sayLekekeke... oh fuq, were fucked!
>>536333172Still above 50k
