I SAW ONE!
is that some sort of flying indian?
>>536334324Holy shit OP are you okay!?
>>536334407Oh no, they've evolved
>>536334324Catch that lil nigga and cook it. Insects are a good source of protein
>>536334324Just an autistic dog, anon. No need to worry.
>>536334324I'm sorry anon, it's already too late for you
bugs are shrunken monsters
Its over for OP his gay got us closer to judgement day...
>>536334490Recovering still breathing heavy
>>536334324you need to kill it before it lays eggs in your walls and they crawl up your ears, sorry anon
OP is you okay gng? You aint even holla at us back? Imma pull up on you gng and switch that cricket cuuuuh. On king David!
WHY IS IT FUCKING YELLOW
>>536334324I've seen a katydid but that's a katydon't!
>>536334324that's the metamorphic stage between grasshopper and locust.
>>536334324The apocalypse starts soon
>>536334324thats a locust; its about to fuck up your crops!
>>536335349>>536334662
>>536334324Anons, that is a Lubber grasshopper, and they are little ass holes. When they are small you can kill them with roach spray, but when they are grown, they actually eat poisonous plants and save the poison in their exoskeleton, which makes them poisonous to pets. They only have one natural predator, which is a bird that literally impales them on a spike in the sun until they become non poisonous. True fucking story
>>536334553It's poisonous
>>536335586KeeeeeekHe's gonna rape the crop. Grim.
>>536334324WTF IS THE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE! (QUITE LITERALLY PERCIVAL)
>>536335875also they spray toxic shit everywhere as a defense, can also hiss like a cat
>>536334662Catholics unironically believe this shit.
>>536334324dats jus fishin b8 m8
>>536334324Beautiful creature. God does good work. Can you even imagine the design work involved just in the physical part of this guy. Not even including it lives. Wow. Praise the Christ and His father!
>>536334324Get a bird feeder. The birds will naturally eat them... and any other annoying invaders like wasps/hornets too.