man, 33, got bit by Spanish flying spiderit is called flying spider because it creates small parachutes from spiderweb and holds it on two legs pointed upwards and waits for a wind to blow it into new placesit is sadly a venomous specieshttps://www.is.fi/ulkomaat/art-2000012054798.htmlthe man felt a pinch on his handhe initially thought it was a mosquito bitethen a small bumb appear on hand just like in mosquito biteshowever 24 hours later his hand had swelled quite a bit and he was in feverhe showed his hand to a doctor "does this look like a mosquito bite" and doctor said he will make a small incision innitfrom the wound, yellow substance started to pour outdoctor says it was cellular necrosis but skin was removed from his hand somewhat and replaced with artificial skin and now its okreal skin will also eventually grow backdoctors say "the spiders are real bad if they bite nearby eyes or on your neck"
Damn move over Australia.
>>536336607THEY FLY NOW
If this happened in muttmerica your hand would rot off and the retarded sheboon nurses would start yelling “SHEEEEEEIT YTBOI WHAA DA FUUUGGGG” as you bleed out on the ER floor waiting in the five hour queue surrounded by piles of trash and assorted stinking brown shitskin foreigners with stomach aches they just had to go to the ER for because its free for them
>>536336607did he dieded?
>>536336831My parents prevented me from going to the doctor by threatening me with false criminal allegations if I went. I went anyway and they had me charged eith elder abuse. When I got put back into their house after I got out of prison, they bragged about how I better learned that slaves like me don’t get medicine
>>536336867nah he was ok, they didnt even need to amputate the handit will take 2 months to fully heal though
>>536336867no. the whole story is that a guy was bitten on his hand by a spider and was ok.
>>536337142necrosis would have continued though if they hadnt removed the part where poison had killed lot of skin cellsits not the type of situation you just shrug of like you would a wasp sting
>>536336759THEY FLY NOW
>>536336607>Finland faggot is a reddit spacing moronwho would of guessed.
>>536336607>33
>>536337142The part of the story that matters is theres a spider like the brown recluse, but airborne.
>>536337354Finns can't stand it when their lines are too close together.
>>536336607>doctor said he will make a small incision innitThe Doctor is British kek
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>>536336607>creates small parachutes from spiderweb and holds it on two legs pointed upwards and waits for a wind to blow it into new placesI am fairly confident most spiders do this.
Someone most the webm of the man unpinching his foreskin and then a big spider crawls out and runs up his arm
>>536337939Yeah we learned this as children. Only movie where a cartoon pig can still make me cry..
>>536337248you're telling me that these fucking spiders can give you one bite and your whole body will rot and fall off?>>536337630sounds like they need genociding
>>536337552I knew another brown person who was obsessed with pointing out the black and white floor pattern was a freemason thing but like, here's the thing - it's literally also a very very common kitchen and bathroom floor pattern here in developed first world countries that don't have dirt floors, you know? The monkey mind can't comprehend such things sometimes.
>>536338307not the whole body of course but things like whole hand might be goners if the bite was in the center of itif one finger was bitten, then that finger could be lost (without treatment)it depends so much on the bloodflow of the area that was bitupper part of earlobes maybe safest
>>536337552Probably some comms by the elite. Wish I was on that schizo level I could link stuff
>>536336607Kyl sunkin pittäis löythää ittelles joku ehtoopuhde eik postato sontoo jok paikkoo.
>>536338456nasty little buggers. hate me sum spiders, simple as. had one in my coffee last week. spat it out into the sink. was gross.
>>536336759Charlotte's Web, 1952
>>536338456its not a done deal if you get bit. the effect isn't from the venom, but an alergic reaction to it. also the nature of the bite can effect how it develops. if the bite is only subcutaneous it won't be as bad as if it enters the bloodstream. similarly the placement of the bite matters. for example if it bites you on the left hand it will be closer to the heart. thats why humans evolved to be right handed.
>>536337354Sentence breaking is not the same as reddlt spacing, you faggot tourist. It got its name for a very technical reason.t. 08er
>>536336607I doubt sincerely that it was anything related to venom causing necrosisIts probably a bacteria if this spider is a scavenger
its like a flying brown recluse
>>536336607I hate spiders, snakes, and ticks so much bros
>>536338942>for example if it bites you on the left hand it will be closer to the heart.. >and thats why humans evolved to be right handed.yeah..
>>536337354>>536337643He's Polish, not Finnish. He's lived here for like 15 years but can't speak any Finnish at all.
>>536336831USA>Sir doctah! Docta da incision be leakin, like, yellow shit>I's mean da patient, uhm, presenting wif da, um infected, uh, locally infected, um presenting...>He got a bad problem>It real puffy, I mean, uhm, he ain't goodCanada>Saar, there is for you a medically assisted end of life care booth>Operation may have been possible, saar, at a previous date, but end of life care is most convenient saarBritain>Oi mate, yer 'and looking right knackered>Please queue up in loine, roight yeah?>Big line, innit?>Yeah>We're, at this time provi-in' preferred trea-mint to peopoe uv foreign origin>Iffin' ya see a moigrant, let 'em in front uv ya, roight yeah?>Pity bout that spoider bite, tsk
>>536339113>ticksyeah those little bastards are a plague. gotta check every time you go in the woods etc.
>>536336607pretty sure every spider is venomous fag. also, who cares?shit tier thread
>>536336607We got fucking airborne spiders unleashed in the big 26... Grim.
>>536339611>He's lived here for like 15 years but can't speak any Finnish at all.how many reindeer has he herded?
>>536339611thats not me, I am an Irish migrantbut I cant speak good Finnish eithernever heard of this Polish guy but it may refer to "Finnbro" which is sometimes talked about on this forum, especially by Australian or New Zealand flags
>>536338188He watched over the egg sack all winter after Charlotte died and those dicks just flew away saying "goodbye" .
>>536336607>>536336711We have the brown recluse, it loves dark places like hand bags and other fashionable bags. It's a nasty fucker, causes MRSA and liquicifaction of the muscle. Weird thing about spider in general, getting more and more common of women accidentally finding one in their fancy handbag. Love the sweet smell of overly perfumed women.
>>536337630Nice, I love new nightmare fuel.
>>536338307Necrosis would turn into msra pretty quickly.
HURTOOOOOOUCH
>>536339693Don't forget to check your junk. Protip.
>>536337630my grandfather got bit on the foot by one and like literally 2 days later the wound was black, he was nearly a peg leg from not realizing the pain that wasn't going away was his skin turning to goop and that was no run of the mill bee sting style injury.
>>536340690>We have the brown recluse,most the browns here seem hyper social.>>536340921yeah i got it. been dealing with these things for years. most the time i just shower and change clothes. its always checking the kids who are in the woods on and off all day that gets old. having a full set of outside and inside clothes is a chore.
>>536341001Everyone one here has a story they've heard here. Check your purse honey.
>>536340690You just need a hunter/killer kitty. Certain cats will kill and consume fuzzy spiders but not shiny ones. In fifteen years I haven't seen a wall mouse in my home.
>>536341082They are. But don't hassle them. They tend to do their own time, unless you hassle them. I like how they jump. It's cool watching them and their body mechanics.
>>536341163I live in the woods. We have birds. Just check your purse in.the mean time. Brown recluse love fancy purses.
Last year I got bit by something I didn't even see what, I just had two little fang pinpricks in my knee. The next day it blew up and looked like this. I went to the doctor and got some antibiotics. It got even worse before it deflated, oozed yellow green slime, turned purple, turned brown and black, and then took 3 months to fully heal. The whole time if I pressed on the spot even over a month after the bite it felt like something stabbing right into my knee. I couldn't kneel on it for a long while. Fucking bug niggers
>>536341298Japanese death beetle. Looks like an orangy ladybug, but they bite. They showed up with Monsanto and ate their hybrid corn to nothing because had something they liked other than flesh. It why no one hears too much from Monsanto anymore.10 year cost, 25 year pay back and works for two seasons. Garbage
>>536336759>Aaaaaand it’s sitting right behind me, isn’t it?
>>536341298sorry bro, but your knee is going to fall off soon. it's a goner
>>536336831I work in a hospital and this is 100% accurate. Also in your scenario the cafeteria grill would be closed, making matters even worse
>>536341559You mean those asian ladybeetles? I see those a lot but I didn't think they caused nasty bites like that. I thought maybe it was a brown recluse but I don't think it was bad enough to be that. My doc told me it could have been mrsa. Any bug bite can turn infected if you're unlucky I guess.>>536341807It's ogre
>>536341298>>536341807He is right, i saw a Dr House episode on it once, you might wanna amputate now, like if you have garden shears or a rotary saw on hand.
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>>536339621kek underrated
>>536341082They are hyper social, as are most spiders that have evolved to inhabit areas frequented by humans. You really have to manhandle the hell out of almost any spider to get it to bite you. And by manhandle I mean “grab it with forceps and shove its face into your arm” kind of manhandling, which Coyote Peterson aka Animal Planet’s version of Johnny Knoxville has to do when testing which insect has the worst sting/bite. Spiders are ambush predators so they won’t ever fight back in a scenario that they perceive to have an escape route, but THAT BEING SAID you don’t want to fuck around with spider bites. No spider in the world packs a punch that’s hefty enough to kill a grown man by venom alone, but the tissue necrotizing effects of the venom makes the wound a prime spot for infection. Almost 100% of the bites that turned into literal skin rot are the result of infections that came after the bite which the person didn’t take seriously because it resembles a moderate mosquito bite at first. Almost all of the “I lost my fucking foot because of a brown recluse spider bite” that happens is because people see the bite, think it’s not too bad, and then forgo medical care once it gets infected until they reach the “foot rot” phase. If you are wondering why there are so many fucked up spider bite stories in the US, the reason is because the only people who get bitten and provide a lack of care that’s sufficient enough for major infection to take hold are niggers, rednecks, and people who are afraid of the medical bill that comes with a severely infected spider bite even more than the spider bite. Which is pretty depressing since a cycle of prophylactic antibiotics is usually sufficient enough to prevent it.
>>536342779>a cycle of prophylactic antibiotics is usually sufficient enough to prevent it.good to know. spiders have been invading my house this spring at an unprecedented rate so a bite could happen at some point. i wont ignore one on me or the kids etc.
>>536342779Yeah if I didn't get those antibiotics like the 3rd or 4th day whenever I did things could have gotten nasty.
>>536343369woops forgot to change my flag after shitposting in another thread
>>536342149Yeah, they are nasty little biters. The bot fly however is another one. Won't even feel it laying the eggs under your skin. Then maggots eat you inside out. Those you gotta cut and stitch to get out.
>>536338453The real monkey brain here, is you
>>536342220what's fucked up is most of the deadliest shit in Australia is tinier than your pinky nail. a hellscape if there ever was one
>>536342922They're coming in to feed on something in your house. They're spiders, they hunt. And successful hunters grow into spider colonies to eat whatever else is in your house. They aren't picky.
>>5363437162 post from you in this thread, and you've convinced me you might be not being firing on all cylinders. Lay off schmokin da weedsh, dutchboi
>>536344257nothings changes. i might have to try renegotiating the treaty i signed with the spiders that they would stay the fuck in the basement where i dont have to see them.
>>536342220Actually cute and fluffy.
>>536344363Find any mice in the basement wrapped in spider thread? Used to find those in my friends barn as a kid. Then you know you've got a colony in house. But don't worry they love fancy ladies purses and fancy bags, hiding in them just waiting for a finger to bite. So make sure you check your purse before shopping with the ladies.>spoiler: the mouse is usually full of spiderlings.
>>536345899you talk about purses and handbags a lot
>>536347155Share my wisdom with any chick and she'll dump her handbag looking for a spider. I know you looked in your purse now.
you're NOT gonna get turned in to spider man so just dont get any big ideas OP.
