Why don't Americans care about soccer like everyone else does?https://x.com/DilmarBTC/status/2061886052919386118
>>536339629Because they are retarded.
>>536339629it took 7 hours to stick some stickers to her tits?
Retarded subhuman shit
>>536339883They are massive
>>536339629it proves that america ain't white but it's whiter than those other countries.
>>536339629both messi and ronaldo suffered a major aura loss having hung out with trump
>>536339883I don't see how that's more than a 20 minute job.
>woman shows off her body for attention by being nude but covered in le stickers teehee grim times
>>536339629My wife had this body before kids, keep this in mind when you reproduce
>>536339629Her mom or dad helped her apply the ones to her butt. Hot.
>>536339629I spent 2 weeks in Brazil (Sao Paulo state), and every single young person I met or saw was covered in shitty tattoos. Even in smaller towns, young doodleniggers everywhere. Is it that widespread over the whole country, and if so, why?
>>536339629>ModelLol
>>536340062blame the simps who care and post about it
>>536339629Because they suck at it lol
>>536339629It's the only thing some of those countries have
>>536339733>americans are stupid for not liking a sportlol, lmfao even>>536339961lol, most of the pro sports teams are african in origin. its like any other pro sports who hire the best regardless of where they are from>>536339976>i pay attention to what celebrities doget a load of this faggot lol
>>536339629Genuinely amazes me there are men out there that aren't misogynist
>>5363400046.5 hours flogging the dolphin and taking selfies
>>536339883>>536340004she was probably jacking off the entire time, foids are massive gooner retards.
>>536340312You’re just mad cause you know she would never give you pussy, incel. Guess who’s not a misogynist? Those chad soccer players she put on her pussy
>>536340513shut the fuck up you fuckin shitskin, fuck you and motherfuck all niggers, motherfucker. fuckin faggot.
>>536339629There are millions of tatted nose-ringed whores willing to get naked.Don't know how OF or "modelling" can pay the bills with market saturation at this level.
>>536340271>most of the pro sports teams are african in origin.watching blacks run with a ball is entertainment. Watching browns while being brown is another matter.
>>536340584I distinctly remember the Commish being fat.I know I'm vaguely confusing him with the mustache guy from NYPD Blue. But wasn't part of the running storyline his weight issues?Dude looks like a fit sonofabitch in that photo.
I’m dating a nutty liberal girl with a septum piercing and tattoos.I’m a degenerate and like tattoos on women, though I think a stud on the side of the nose would look way better than a septum piercing.She’s kinda nuts and I’ve thought about breaking up with her for a bit now. Known her for like 6 months.I should stick stickers all over her. She’s got nice DD tits
>>536339629Eh. It's just a sport. It never caught on here because we fucking HATE games that take forever and can still end in a draw.
>>536340584>>536340962Oh shit, that's The Shield. Fuck there were too many police dramas in the 90s.
>>536340846>while being brownI shudder to think...
>>536339629Trauma victimNose ring theory
>>536341015Yeah, that's what wars are for.
>>536341016which show did you think it was?
>>536341125The Commish. I'm working from 35 year old memories.
>>536339629>all that adhesive on her skinthen these cunts wonder why they get pussy cancer
>>536339629the entire world needs to be forced into sharia law
>>536339629Because they have their own niggerball games and they don't want to share the trillions of dollars they make with the stupid fat fuck "fans" with the FIFA or what ever the European fuckers are called. Easy.
>>536339629>nose ring
>>536340584Is the jeet mad? Incel jeet
>>536341125>>536341179Oh now i understand why. Michael Chilkis played both characters. Damn, in 10 years he went from schlubby bald doughy guy to a fucking hard body.Good for him.
>>536339629they are their own little universe because of their size. same like with china. i dont think they follow football either, and its one of the few places ive been where local dont instantly ask me about manchester united when they find out im from England.
>modelIs that what they call Onlyfans whores now
>>536339629Europeans mock Americans for the NFL, meanwhile a majority of their soccer teams are made up of non-Europeans.They're huge cucks that will praise Arabs and Africans if they can kick a ball well.
>>536339629Americans have the attention span of a fucking mosquito, they need to see flashy lights and score boards in to the hundreds to stay interested. One of the most interesting soccer games are those that go 0-0 with the possibility of penalties.It doesn't help that soccer is not a visualize game, you have to play it to understand it and gringos never play the game, they in fact never play any game, they sit on a couch all day eating shit
>>536341536football fans lack the attention span to even comprehend the glory of a 5 day cricket test match. they crave the constant action and simplistic format.
>>536339629>Why don't Americans care about soccer like everyone else does?because soccer is boring and nothing ever happens in a soccer matchwe only began to openly hate soccer once the prima donnas came along and started acting like bitches that got a 2x4 to the face if someone touched themhockey is a real man's sport
>>536339629Effeminate cry baby twinks running around in their underpants kicking a balloon.
>>536341860to be fair i think that title goes to Rugby because they dont wear all that fancy shit NFL niggers prance around in.
>>536339629I don't give a fuck about communist kickball, Polish water polluting, or Romanian bar strangling
>>536342079rugby is also a real man's sportI think we can count irish hurling in there toobut I didnt say hockey was THE real man's sport
Absolutely shameful euro faggotry in extremis
>>536339629>tattoosDropped.
>>536339976Who cares who hung out with who? Why are you faggots like this?
>>536340103So she was fat? Gross
>>536342210fair enough. and yeah the curling can get a bit spicy. i here the ozzy rules football is pretty good like that too but i didn't watch any.
This would be a middle class home if we euthanised all sportsfags
>>536339629Soccer is a sport where both sides can tie at zero points.And one of the two teams can still win.That facts means I don't care about anything that happens. That's like winning at archery by driving your truck over a gatorade bottle in the parking lot as you leave without owning a bow or arrows.
>>536339629>Caring about some shmucks running after a ball, regardless of the ball's shape or size
>>536341794>cricketWe're talking about the most popular sport in the world, not something only pajeets give a shit about
>>536339629because fat people can't play soccer since it involves moving legs while any diabeetus can lob an egg with their kids in the backyard from a mobility scooter
>football players
>>536339629I'll never understand women. They love sex, gooning, and degeneracy but hate men. How are you supposed to do all this without a guy?
>>536341794>>536342549Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
>>536342549stupid faggot, they only like it because us English showed it to them, like with trains and stuff. the best test matches dont involve any jeets at all and occur at one of our hallowed venues like Lords or something.
>>536342683Cricket is the real Beautiful Game.
>>536340103It's you're own wife's failing if she can't "bounce back" Stretch marks and wrinkled skin is another matter (she had triplets) She weighs like 120, maybe less now.
>>536339883Yes, yes it did. - dude who put them on.
>>536342329>>536342406Have they finally cracked down on flopping? I don't see many new clips of all this.
>>536339883Only Foids
>>536339629Soccer is just incoherent. Baseball is the white man's favorite past time.
>>536340271This. Why watch? USA wins 9/10 times anyways. It was so embarrassing one year I didn't wanna see it again and though USA should take a break from world series soccer. I don't like seeing so many people crying all at once, then realizing it's a game, and like seeing it even less.
>>536342449Based.
>>536342855its ok. more like Cricket-Lite or what kids play at school before they can understand the full thing,.
>>536339629I guess anyone can become a model now
>>536341860>hockey is a real man's sportBunch of a faggots kicking a stone with with sticks, dressed head to toe in synthetic padding over iceHockey isn't even a real sport retard, is quite literally the definition of modern era slop.Before the tech to freeze water at will it could only be played on winter at the artic. I am football fan but you also can't pretend it isn't the bastardized version of rugby.Soccer has been played world wide since the time of the crusaders, is the crocodiles of sports who not only survived the dinosaurs era but is now thriving unironically in places like Florida>prima donnas came along and started acting like bitches that got a 2x4Again, if you have never played the game you wouldn't know why this is done and why is part of the game and yeah sometimes those crying and tumbling on the ground grabbing your ankle are real, you have no idea how fucking painful a kick to the shen is, specially done by professionals
>>536341536>Americans are stupid because they want entertainment that's entertaining>As opposed to me, a proud citizen of... actually I dare not post my nation's flag.
>>536339629>7 hours
>>536339629Kerolay Chaves/White Fairy
>>536343067Impressive, how are you able to tell?
>>536342855Ice hockey is the best; white men engaged in medieval brutality, fast moving, faster than anyone can run thanks to ice skates, and fewer breaks in the action. Intense semi chaotic team work, stick handling magic, flying pass plays, heroic goal tending in the face of rock hard 100 mph shots...Hockey is best.
>>536339629Hoeflation. Grim.
Whore fatigue
>>536339629>7 hoursshe definitely farted numerous times. Haha could you imagine if the stickers worked like voodoo dolls and you were one of the stickers right in her ass crack haha!
>>536343093nah, its all bullshit done by lying faggots, mostly foreigners trying to cheat. my dad has watched the football since the 1960s and he's completely sick of all the prancing faggotry and darkies.
>>536342795Thanks to the var they don't do it as much anymore, but they're also over using and abusing the shit out of the VAR system to the point games are feeling more systematic.Human error should be part of the game
>>536340584Damn, Jesse Pinkman got old.
>>536339883She was giggling and also complaining the entire time soaking in all the attention. It couldn't be rushed. She's a princess don't you know?
>>536339629>7 hourslol
>>536339629>Why don't Americans care about soccer like everyone else does?Not enough NIGGERS in it.Americans only care about NIGGERS.They literally WORSHIP NIGGERS.
Cringe
>>536343041Baseball is the hardest sport to play at a professional level. It relies on genetics more than any other sport.
>>536343458
>>536339629Sorry bitch but there is only ONE World Cup muse, and she doesn't have a fucking cattle nose ring.
>>536342574That's one of the main reasons gringos don't like soccer, those of us who have played this shit understand is a 90 minute marathon where you have to run up and down a field and still keep some energy to finish a play, there is no commercial breaks to drink Gatorade every 5 minutes and you have to constantly keep moving. Soccer can only be appreciated to those who have played it and understand the incredible physical condition you have to be in. If you have never played this game, there is no point in watching it, you wouldn't understand the details that go in between the big plays
>>536339629Soccer play are nonmanbun wearing homos who flop in fake pain every fuken time90 mins of nothingness Maybe a goal
I like football. I could not sit through that - what do you call it? "American" football - where they run with the ball in there hands and stop every few moments for a group huddle. Generally, I find video game nerds to be very anti-sport and this, I assume, is because the video game nerd has a kyphotic posture from years of gooning out to grandmetalwhatsit and as a result, lacks the necessary testosterone to appreciate physical competition. But hey, that's okay - you will make great stepfathers one day. Good on ya, boys.
>>536343458How hard is it to play baseball? From my understanding it's literally just hitting balls with a bat and running around bases while the oppsite team tries to catch the ball that you just hit. I used to play that wii sports game a lot back then.
>>536340201We're actually quite good at the girly game of futbol.
>>536339629>Why does Every Other Country care about the World Cup?idgaf about any sports
>>536343458its rounders for hefty adults
>>536343660Baseball is the true faggot sport, in certain places of the world is called 22 guys waiting for something to happen
>>536343067Dude, it has been nearly ten years.
>>536343981well, now I understand the reason why it's so popular in america
>>536343535Anyone can learn to play basketball or soccer at a decent level. To even survive as a hitter in professional baseball you need to have godlike eyesight, reaction time, and hand-eye coordination. Hitters have less than half a second to determine what kind of pitch is being thrown and where it's going, and whether or not they should swing. When Ted Williams trained to be a combat pilot in WW2, he broke every record they had for reactions and hand-eye coordination. Throwing a ball 95+ mph is genetic. You can't simply train to throw that hard. You can improve, but only a small percentage of people can actually reach that number. Michael Jordan tried being a baseball player and failed.
>>536344124cricket bowlers reach the same kinds of delivery speed but have multiple choices of how to aim it. they can bounce it off the ground, from where the ball can change direction and height depending on how they aim the seam or spin it, they can curve it in the air like your guys do, or they can aim it right at the guy directly.you have to admit that this creates a much more interesting and challenging game.
Soccer is a sport for poors. The only thing you need is a ball. Basketball is on the same level as long as someone provides a hoop. Football and hockey programs are extremely expensive. You need equipment and facilities. Winter sports are also very expensive.
>>536340584who are those badasses
>>536340130Cause it's socially accepted and mainstream now and people like to show off to others in a way that they think makes them cool, attractive and seen.
>>536339915they're really not
>>536344288Cricket gets a running start to reach that velocity and there is zero deception in the delivery. Also it's about 10x easier to make contact with a cricket bat because it's flat. Hitting a baseball is considered by most people to be the hardest thing in sports because you're hitting a round ball with a round bat. You have a couple millimeters of good real estate on a bat to make solid contact. The best hitters in the world fail over 70% of the time.
women bitching about being sexualized by men and then always doing whore shit like this drives me fucking bananas.any hobby or interest a bitch pretends to be interested in, they ALWAYS have to make it about their tits or ass. But us men aren't allowed to say shit like "nice boobs girl" because then that's akin to rape apparently. women are so beyond reasoning
>>536343575>World Cup museI love them all
>>536344288Jeet, cricket is a joke. If you took the 50 best cricket players in the world, they wouldn't even make fucking AA ball.
>>536342290>its ok to hang out whil child abusers, rapists and murderers, its totally normal goysnice try. its over for both of them, what a way to flush your sports legacy down the shitter for a few shekels more.
>>536340999>humble bragging about a fat girl
>>536344288>you have to admit that this creates a much more interesting and challenging game>cricketWow! Even more interesting and challenging than baseball!
>>536344845Lol.
>>536344359>Soccer is a sport for poors>Gringolem still believes he's no longer poor What you rather be? A nation with low development and zero debtOr a nation with falling infrastructure and a 40 trillion dollar debt to the Jews?Of all the nations in the world, the poorest right not are the gringolem so seriously shut the fuck about poors and better get good a soccer if that's the case cuz your gonna dance no matter what
>>536339976nigger
>>536340103my wife's tits just got bigger with each child, her body is nice.
>>536343093>Soccer has been played world wide since the time of the crusaders, is the crocodiles of sports who not only survived the dinosaurs era but is now thriving unironically in places like FloridaNigger, Please. The only reason it's ever gained any traction in the US is because of single mothers. No real American man would allow his son to bounce a ball on his head like a fucking seal.
>>536345351This. Any sport that doesn't use hands is for women and effeminate men
>>536339883Thats a good time. I would need at least 14 hours, probably longer
>>536343398nah, football nowadays is full of niggers. if you ask youngsters their ten favourite players they surely will name at least five niggers.and it's not like they are any talented , they just cry and complain like faggots most of the time. shit has went so far that they even changed some rules and sanctioned people because of niggers bitching out. niggers ruined everything.
>>536344625>Cricket gets a running start to reach that velocitydoesn't matter to the batter>there is zero deception in the delivery.total nonsense. theres swing in the air plus direction, height and speed changes possible from contact with the ground.And then there are the spin bowlers. you should watch a good one of those screw with the batsmen even though he bowls super slow. its great.>10x easier to make contact with a cricket bat because it's flat. which makes the game far more interesting because of the control that the batsman can get over the ball if he's good....which then effects the fielding set up and places pressure on the bowler. >>536344836stop associating cricket with jeets you damn colonial simpleton. >>536344946more than all other sports combined. baseball is a schoolkids game writ large.
>>536339629Americans are bad at it, simple as. No offense I love the States but you must create your own meme sports where you get a head start culturally and that about it. Any time there's a level playing field you get wrecked, like in hockey against the Canadians. Even the Croations started winning against you in basketball (where your players flop more than in soccer). In Europe soccer used to be a working class sport where as in America it's a sport afluent little girls and their day drinking moms with their G class mercedes. You don't have the ethos for it. You don't understand it. Which is ok, not pointing fingers or anything considering how the soccer ethos also has been ruined since the 90s. Ever since the rainbow flags started showing up and the audiences were told to stop throwing banana peels at Oliver Kahn. Personally I blame FIFA and the commercialization of the sport. Btw. one thing about the English used to be how they would actually punish floppers and boo them. It was frowned upon. Nobody likes floppers. Even when I played as kid I felt nothing but disgust for whoever started crying when I snapped their ankles. What's best in life you ask? To foul some little princeling, see him driven to the hospital and hear the lamentations of his helicopter parents.
>>536345485I'm not trying to bait you, but are you Indian?
>>536345485>which makes the game far more interesting because of the control that the batsman can get over the ball if he's goodIt makes it for fags. What makes baseball interesting isnt because a ball takes a bunch of goofy fucking bounces while two jamboys play grab ass. Its because, at its top levels, it is RIDICULOUSLY hard. And it takes an INCREDIBLE amount of skill and strategy. The people that can hit baseballs effectively are peak human specimens as far as reflexes are concerned. Thats what interests
>>536344531all 4 of them sucking in the roid bellies
>>536345756I mean, ah... I might be wrong but don't hitters time their swings using the pitcher's cerimonial movements rather than swinging at the ball? Also baseball makes a great movie sport at least more so than cricket.
>>536345485>doesn't matter to the batterYes it does, retard. If a guy has a long, predictable pitching motion, it's easier to track the ball and time your swing. >>536345485>total nonsenseThe delivery is the motion the pitcher makes when throwing the ball. You're not allowed to bend your elbow in cricket. Most pitching motions look the same. In baseball, there are guys with pitching motions that hide the ball better than others, so it's harder to pick up. There are also other factors, like the angle the pitch arrives. Bryan Woo attacks the strike zone at a flat angle, so it's incredibly hard just to square up one of his fastballs up in the zone. Baseball is insanely complex. I doubt cricket has a site like Baseball Savant with advanced analytics. >which makes the game far more interestingI disagree. Difficulty of baseball is part of the fun. My favorite thing to watch is a pitcher methodically carve up a lineup.
>>536344288Fuck off, jamboy.
>>536343154 >>536343992ive been banned for replying to that bot/weird guy before
>>536345551Even the women are bad at soccer now, they're the Ronda rouse of soccer, they were consider the best until other countries develop their own female soccer league, now they don't post on the top 10. All the gringos have is meme sports and long forgotten glories where they're trying to go back in a vehemently way at their peril.
>>536339629sport for toddlers.>go run around and kick the ball into the hoop.
>>536345952>I might be wrong but don't hitters time their swings using the pitcher's cerimonial movements rather than swinging at the ball?You are definitely reading the pitchers hand position as he releases the ball, but the pitcher is trying to keep his pitch mechanics as consistent as possible for all his pitches, so with better pitchers it is very hard to tell from their motion what pitch theyre throwing. Infact, some pitchers have made careers on having deceptive releases. Reading the pitchers release is a part of it, but you still have to follow the ball with your eye and put the bat on it. #1 phrase you hear in little league as a child is, "keep your eye on the ball!". The best hitters are incredibly good at identifying pitches by how they are spinning for the tenth of a second they have to react. Albert Pujols used to train by shooting tennis balls at 120 miles per hour, with a number written on the ball. And he would try to identify the number. (He was of course a god amongst mere mortals)
>>536346068What I like about Baseball unironically is the meta game and its evolution. Every once in a while someone invents something that seems to break the whole game and then the rules get adjusted and another thing happens. Corked bats, customized bats that shave anything off but the sweet spot, or the whole approach towards selecting the team in the first place. Like the money ball thing. I just don't like watching the actual games.
>>536339629I watch soccer. Even own season tickets to an MLS team but I feel the World Cup is cringe and gay. Specifically the way people talk to each other. It's so effeminate and fake. "Oh I hope your team wins no your team will win oh I love player x on your team he is so great". I hate the fake patriotism. Every Mexican will wave their flags and wear their jerseys but are too afraid to step foot in Mexico. I hate the songs. I hate how Americans emulate Euro soccer fandom instead of doing our own thing. We shouldn't sing gay songs we should have college marching bands at our games putting on a spectacle like this where they insult the opposition with a band in formationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLWWAg7rQTQTo top it off I live in one of the places hosting it so this is going to make shit annoying for a couple weeks
>>536345134migger
>>536346360I went to a baseball game for the first time in like 10 years on Sunday and it was actually fun. At one point my friends had to leave early and I was sitting there by myself watching and I was like "I can actually do this more I am enjoying this"
>>536346484
> attention whore
>>536346294Makes sense. I remember going on a youtube bender about knuckle balls and how some older players turned their careers around adjusting their pitches. Again, is interesting. I suppose just like soccer there's thing you don't really appreciate until you played a little yourself and happen to be informed. Tried kicking a field goal for a goof at one point and despite being decent at soccer that shit was harder than expected. The correct impact zone is very small and requires you to kick differently.
>>536345485Baseball is the difficult sport To fail at the plate %70 of the will get you inducted into the Hall of FameThe hardest thing to do in sportsTake a round bat and hit a round ball coming at youAt 90-100 mph with movement squarely
>>536339629its by far the most boring sport and its not even closeeven kneelball is better to watch, and that shit is at least 75% ads
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>>536346275All sports are for toddlers you fucking idiot, after a certain age you're advice not to play sports at any significant level and after another certain age you can't even play the sport at any level. Sports are for the young and brave
>>536346586Is the same with soccer. The stadium experience is different than just watching it on television. Best I can compare it is high level college football maybe? Either or baseball seems to have its own charm and I could see how a day at the ballpark could be neat.
>>536346294Soto is like that. I got to see him hit a grand slam on Sunday live
>>536339629Because Americans like other types of niggerball, like basketball, baseball and American football.
>>536339629Looks like a darkie bagged the top spot
>>536346761I own MLS season tickets I get it. I never watch soccer on TV but in person its great
>>536339629it's getting too brown now it depresses me to see the European teams full of blacks and browns
>>536345485Jeet perspective.Opinion Disregarded.>>536345551Canadians 0-3 in Major Hockey Championships in the past 6 months. Try again.And yes, Soccer is for pussies. That's why we're no good at it.
>>536346620That dumb bitch broke her spine for no good reason, now next time she's going to have to actually get a gun to kill herself
>>536339629>prostitute looking for reasons to take her cloths off
>>536346708
Also I think American fan culture is different. Moving a team to different city is basically unheard off. Every once in a while a rich guy starts bankrolling a soccer team into the premier leagues and it's a huge dividing subject and people complain about the lack of organic fandom. Is the same for teams like Bayern btw. because when I was young being Bayern fan was basically seen like ruining your personal reputation among the boys because you've been seen as a bandwagoner. Where as in the states bandwagoning seems much less frowned upon. Might be wrong as well.
>>536347020Dude cut it out, no one is going to go to your only fans
>>536347020This ham planet is always in a refrigerator or oven? Skip a fucking meal, lardass.
>>536346920You got 3 championships in 6 months?
>>536346761Also MLS used to be so kino in the 90's when they tried to do their own thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRITqS6WEn0
>>536347131Wait, you've been doing hockey style penalities?
>>536346666>its by far the most boring sportDepends what league you're watching, soccer is so popular that is played through the world, yeah if you're watching sandal wearing dessert faggots chasing a ball it can get pretty boring, if you're watching premier League level shit there is not a dull moment. I don't watch soccer like a used to I watch more football and pretty much only football now days, mostly because soccer became too popular for it's own good.Now every Jew wants to stick it's fingers in the pot and they ruined it
>>536339629Seems to be the least exciting major sport and it doesn't have much history in America compared to the others. Here in LA it's mostly about the Dodgers and Lakers. Even I sometimes forget that the Clippers is still a thing. When it comes to handegg, local people seem to care more about the raiders and university teams than the Rams and Chargers. When it comes to hosting huge sporting events like the world cup, super bowl, rose bowl, etc. the economy depends on having rich tourists coming in to watch the game, spend money on hotels and restaurants. Cause residents mostly can't afford to attend or would consider it an unnecessary expense they can do without. Typical attitude around here about the world cup and Olympics is forget about going I'll just watch in on TV for free even though they're supposed to be the most important sporting events in the world coming to my city.
>>536345588nope. white english. cricket is a white game that we made the mistake of introducing the jeets to.its peak white civilized sportif you want to say that im a jeet because i like cricket, then i could easily enough call you a nigger or an arab, because they are absolutely crazy about football.
>>536345551cope. Americans don't like divegrass because it's a meme sport for women.>like in hockey against the Canadianskek, pic-rel>>536346145>Even the women are bad at soccer nowcurrently ranked #2 in the world though (behind Spain)
>>536347326Used to but we do everything the same way you do now. We even are changing our seasons to match yours starting in the summer but this may cause more unexpected kino because we can have games in blizzards potentially
>>536346102nigger, spic etc>>536346920english invented the game. im not a fucking filthy jeet.
>>536344588What's sad is they are just large, and not even E cups. Once you see some I cups or bigger you realize how cute and pathetic anything smaller than C cups are.
>>536339629Leaf checking in, I dont care about sports AT ALL
Soccer was cool until flopping faggots made it lame. It's also mostly a boring ass sport. 90 minutes go by and you're lucky if there is a 2 point difference. Most games end 1-0. It's boring as shit to watch, but fun as hell to play (but not professionally). The game should penalize defensive play, the game should be about scoring not passing the ball around playing keep away for an hour while any aggressive plays to steal get yellow/red carded instantly. If they want more American viewers they should do this>if no goal is made within 20 minutes the team who had majority control of the ball during that time has one player taken out of the game at random>that player is then executed live on TV and they continue the game 11 vs 10>continue doing this until goals are scored
>>536347052>Moving a team to different city is basically unheard off.Bullshit. They blackmail cities for stadiums and leave when they don't get them. Fucking look at California's NFL teams. In my city, 20 million USD a year is paid to the Brewers and the Bucks got a quarter billion handout for their new stadium.
>>536342631>but hate menThis is not correct. Women hate weak men, and there is no weaker man than one that can't put her in her place and keep her there. Women crave nothing less than to be subjugated, because nature made her that way to ensure her children make it to adulthood. If you can't handle her, what makes you think you could handle a lion?What is happening today is the largest shit test in history, fueled by psyops and distorted by hormone and SSRI pills. The artificial alpha provider (Government) owns the harem, and the females are starting shit to make sure daddy government is still strong enough to fight off the betas. Her only goal, conscious or not, is to get the best seed in her cooch. Its also why they are actual traitors and vote violent shitskins in.
>>536339629I really like how technical the sport is. The skill ceiling is really up there.
>>536347520I'm not even that crazy about it. Stopped most of my interest more than a decade ago when Sane and the other turks started flunking games and Löw kept eating his boogers while watching from the sidelines. Barely know any players these days.No offense, but me assuming you're a jeet wasn't personal is just perception. Like I keep seeing ads for gambling sites using jeets so there's that. And you're from Canada. So that kind of defense posturing is kind of jeetish.
>>536347839I meant it's unheard of in Europe. You do it all the time apparently.
>>536347793They really should make it that once you cross the halfway point with the ball you cannot bring it back to your side of the field
>>536347530>picrelatedThat's cope, most countries don't even have snowy biomes.
>>536347793>penalize defensivenessshut up you penalize it by getting good
>>536347895calling jeet when seeing a leaf flag is just a cliche at this point. a knee jerk reaction that takes no thought and adds nothing.but anyway, cricket is great. i cant stand baseball or football of anykind.
>>536347945It's weird in some ways you guys are more capitalistic regarding sports but not like this. Like you guys don't have salary caps but we do so me are more communist with our spots in that regard
>>536339629Sports are meaningless
>>536348038It's much easier to defend the ball from getting stolen than it is to steal the ball without getting going for aggressive plays that majority of the time get you fucked over. Defensive players can slam their ass and back into you and hold a position, but if you slide for the ball you're taken out of the game is you so much as graze the defenders shin. It's so heavily weighted for the defender it's ridiculous.
>>536348121Yeah that's true. Like we don't have your draft system and our players basically just go to the highest bidder. Everybody is a freelancer basically. Is horrible because the money bag teams like Real Madrid and such just keep buying out the competition even if that means they're going to bench a promising player.
>>536340103and I am here to tell you that the decline of her body was a conscious decision on her part.
>>536348304My MLS team I support is a City Football Group team. I have watched countless good players who started with us get shipped to Man City and other teams the moment they got hot. We are a feeder team. I really shouldn't be supporting this.
>>536340176Latinas always whore for White men's attention.
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>>536346790Soto has an incredible eye. I remember the first time I saw him play, and how apparent it was he would be an all star. >>536346626>I suppose just like soccer there's thing you don't really appreciate until you played a little yourself and happen to be informed.100%. You dont really understand something unless you've really tried it on your own. I honestly cant remember the first time I swung a bat, younger than 5. My favorite part about baseball is how you can completely let yourself go, and still be an elite player under certian circumstances. Ive seen some pro baseball players balloon up like whales and still be absolutely elite. Because its not about how inshape you are, or how fast you can run, its about how quickly your brain can process information.
>>536339629I stopped watching when the kneeled for Fentanyl Floyd.
>>536347793Soccer is a chess game, anything else is Parcheesi simple as that, flashy colors, bunch of shit happening all around, anything to keep the idle brained engaged. Sorry but if you don't have an adult developed brain is not our problem, go back to watch Pokemon or whatever the fuck you're in to
>>536341536How about actual fucking strategy and forward momentum? You can watch an entire soccer match where they just pass the fucking ball around for 85 minutes with 5 minutes of actual set plays and striking. Blueballs the sport. American football isn’t high scoring either and it’s infinitely more entertaining than fucking soccer. Peak strength speed and strategy rolled into one game.
>>536348148This is like saying, religion is meaningless, the Romans kept their empire going through bread and circus way after they were over extended.There is nothing that can organize the the world like sports and soccer is the king of them all, sorry to break it to you gringolem faggots, you can romanticize your gay stick ball game, your gay padded ball game, your gay eat each other's ass ball game but when it comes down to sheer numbers, soccer is and will always be the king of sports, cope and seethe all you want but no one is traveling half across the world to watch the dodgers except that weird ass Japanese guy who think he's weird one even by Japanese standards. The entire world mobilizes every 4 years for one single event and that's something no nigger, padded, stick, ball can and never will be able to match
>>536339629>tattoos>nose ringInto the trash she goes
>>536341534More than half of your country is made up of non-Europeans, you absolute niggercattle.
>>536349705If you think that the government is being truthful about your numbers Nigel, I've got bad news for you. We are both on the edge of extinction, and arguing about niggerball or who is out niggering who doesn't solve the problem.>They also lie to us about the numbers too.
>>536339629Even all those stickers can’t hide the ugliness of her shitty tattoos and the metal stuck in her nose. I wouldn’t fuck her if she was black.
>>536349064>How about actual fucking strategySoccer is a high strategy game, those games where team burn time do so for strategic points, soccer is a marathon not a weekend warrior shit.You don't even need to win the game to win the tournament. Everything boils down to the grand finale of every tournament when teams cannot longer play keeps and have to go all out, that's when you see the high level plays develope.The first thing you need to understand is the tournament structure. The most popular is the world cup, let me give you a short on how the tournament works, maybe you'll enjoy a game or 2 if you decide to watch a game. First round...Group of 42, this an expansion from the 32 that used to be. 42 teams, playing in groups of 4 teams, you can lose, win or draw, this is the point stage, 2 teams of each group advance, this is where you play strategic boring game, you're not trying to win, you're trying to advance to the next stage.Points will get you to the next stage, if teams of the same group are tied in points, then goals scored define advancing team, if both teams are tied in points and goals scored then goals received determined the winner. Is all strategic points until you get to the next round, round of elimination. 2 teams of each group advance to this stage, the strongest from each group, of the weakest from each group, there are no points is win or lose after 90 minutes, if tied, they play an extra 30 minutes, if tied continues they go to the sudden death round of penalties where nor skill nor strength matters, whoever has the nerves to not fail the shots make it to the finals. There is strategy being used through the entire tournament, if you are up front you want to safe guard because it's very fucking difficult to score in soccer and anyone who has play the sport at league level (not pro) just mates who get together on the weekend to play other mates at league level know how fucking difficult it is to score.
>>536349963>Let me tell you about the country you live in because I've seen some memes on 4Chan.
>Why don't Americans care about soccer like everyone else does?Because there are 4 larger team sports there?No one cares about baseball in the Brasil either, mainly because no one ever saw a baseball bat live.
>>536350634>trying this hard for internet strangersWhew lad. Are you by chance brown?
>>536349064>American football isn’t high scoring either and it’s infinitely more entertaining than fucking soccer. Peak strength speed and strategy rolled into one game.>watching handegg>start a drive>pass>pass>run 3 and out>punts the ball to the other team>*5 minutes of commercial break*>pass>pass>run 3 and out>punts the ball to the other team>*5 minutes of commercial break*
>>536350791You should pick it up. Latinos are made for baseball. Half of your kids are going to have like a filthy two seamer.
>>536345453Sad state of football...
>>536351089France went all out on that BBC, but let's be honest, after zedane retired there was no way they could compete
>>536339629>ModelFucking whores. And the worst part is that the first time I am hearing of this is in /pol and I am Brazilian./Pol is dead. There's nothing worthy discussing here.
>>536347744Based boobs connaisseur.
>>536339629We have our own versions of goyball. We don't care about this version.
>>536351232What is you average Brazilian model and name someone other than like Adriana Lima?
>>536340999when are you breaking up with her so i can send the congratulations card
>>536340108Some of these are literally INSIDE of her ASS CRACK
>>536350832I'd Gary his Busey, if you catch my drift
>>536344755true
>>536340271By retarded, I meant the rest of the world.
The United States are shit at it.
>>536339976>both messi and ronaldo suffered a major aura loss having hung out with trump
>>536349064>American football isn’t high scoring either and it’s infinitely more entertaining than fucking soccer. >2 minutes of men jumping over each other followed by 5 minutes of commercials
>>536351250I've witnessed a few times how titcows got bullied and shunned by all the lesser girls together despite being nice and friendly to everyone. A sad sight, and I suspect the real reason why women are urged to cover their teats and to get reductions if they are unusually large.Imagine if Manlets ganged up and bullied and manipulated Chads into getting their legs shortened, it is like that.
>>536339629You will find that the majority of people who live in the other countries give zero fucks about it either. The World Cup is just another money trench and has been for a couple of decades.
>>536346484If you have a son with this ho he for sure is gonna be shape like a bitch
>>536351954Yup. Women are horrible crabs in a bucket.
>>536339629>ViciniusNo brakes on the jungle nigga BBC train.
>>536339629>nose ring>tattoos>model
>>536352095Jokes on them, I'm a sucker for Tomboy haircuts and short bobs
>>536350934there are players in handegg that spend an entire career never having handled the egg. yeah its tactical but come on, unheard of in any other sport
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>>536342631Please tell me she has a cock
>>536339976It's amazing how they are STILL around as famous soccer players, my 8 year old son was recently talking about them.
>>536339629I hate sports, but probably originally some not-Europe thing, wanting to distance oneself. Probably why the imperial system lives on as well.
>>536343041You're thinking of rounders, anon. Baseball is Rounders For Men™, in the same way as American Football is Rugby With Extra Padding And Rests™.
>>536352925The rules are all derived from the various English rules for football. Used to be you'd have teams trying to play each other using different rules, that must have been hilarious.
>>536352781nobody actually cares about them anymore, its all pr, theyre gonna get embarassed in the world cup and it will be a grim end to these two wankers
>>536339629It's legit boring af, and even playing it is ass. Playing soccer is boring af too. Soccer is just jogging. But you kick a ball every 10 meters.If I want to jog I'll just jog. The scenery will be better anyway.It's like a deconstruction of any actual sport. Like rugby, hockey, basketball, baseball or baseball down to it's most simple af form. 95% run, but add ball involved. Well everything else has ball and run too, but it at least adds something more.Basketball niggers at least like try to hit a hoop, baseball or hockey you need to hit a ball with a stick (autists it's a puck stfu nigger), american football or rugby you tackle people or push a line.Soccer is like nah that's overcomplicated just make the field clownishly huge and go run even more.Boring af. Just have a running competition and remove the ball entirely. Not like that matter buts like 2-3 times in 4 hours anyhow.
>>536353442Might arrive at something original, so not opposed on principle.
>>536354039You'd have a different opinion if you're on the team that doesn't allow shin-hacking and handballs.
>>536354111Never even learned the rules to be honest.
>>536342855Baseball and hockey are the white sports right now both functionally gatekeep browns. One is too statistical the other is too specialized and both are too region specific. I love playing soccer but it's a terrible spectator sport and the single most corrupt sport on the planet.
Povertyball is only popular because poor people can kick a ball of trash around in nearly any setting. The hoards of uneducated grovelling chattel of history found entertainment from kicking a thing toward a thing. Very simple rules for the vast majority of imbeciles in the world. If the rules were any more complex, you would have waaaay fewer fans. Povertyball is at just the right level to be accessible to the most unintelligent of the population. It is the simple sport for the masses.America has a higher standard of living and education. We like the more complex games ... although Basketball is pretty much the same game but for lazier people. So, yeah, we have people in that section of the bell curve too.
>>536355077>we have people in that section of the bell curveMy dude Americans, insofar as they still exist, are some of the stupidest, laziest people on the planet.
>>536339629Football you retard
>>536339629CUZ SPORTSBALL DUUDE!!! FUUCK ITS SPORTSBALL!! GO GRAB A BEER AND SIT DOWN, NGUMBUO MGUBO VUGUGU DE LE ELEFANT the third IS JOINING THE ROOSTER TODAY!!!! LETSSS GO MY NIGGER!! THATS MY FUCKIN' NIGGER, LOOK AT HIM KICK THAT BALL AROUND!!! FUUCk ID lET HIM MARRY MY DAUGHTER< REAL BRITISH LAD RIGHT THERE!!
>>536339629Because football truly is the world game Yet you fat fucks have American baseball and call it world series when no one gives a shit about that queer sport
>>536355473If none of you fucks play baseball, isnt it the world series then?
>>536339629We don't care about it in Canada either.
>>536339629probable the worst thing about the high immigration is they won't shut the fuck up about that fag sport
>>536355675I don't get why they're hosting it in the only two nations on earth that don't give a shit about soccer
>>536355760Jeets and chinks are into football now?
>>536347020>>536346708>>536346618>>536346484brazil is the best
>>536347020You won't find a salad in there tubby
>>536356175jeets especially
>>536347744Seeing large flapping bags of water that look like over easy eggs nailed to a wall is is puke worthy.
>>536351954>Imagine if Manlets ganged up and bullied and manipulated Chads into getting their legs shortened, it is like that.we worked together to take down mammothsloners were probably 80% exiles, 20% hermitsneither wouldve survived if any tribe decides to hunt down the lonerswoman have their entire own social dynamics, because they are at the center of a tribe
>>536356945Bitching and manipulating isn't the same thing retard. Nobody gaslighted a fucking mammoth into drowning itself in a bog.
>>536346484built for my bbc
>>536339883She had help from a guy
>>536346708Poor little dwarf
