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Have you guys heard about this ? I believe if you filled taxes last year you get it, based on income obviously. What will you do with your money leaf fren? I think I might go get one of those Chinese prossy/masseus girls to suck me off topless with a finger up my bumhole.
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>havent done taxes in awhile.
>get 19+4.1k back at once.
>need to leave my comfy .gov job that pays me 8k/mo to sign paperwork and get gibbs.


I was thinking "Enclosed Trailer", but sucky sucky whole hand love me four months at a time sounds good too anon.
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>>536342350
That's terrific. Make sure you've got a little coke and a viagra when drilling.
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>>536342350
This is a fun exercise because I'm typically cash-strapped... I just cashed out a fifty dollar win on the Western 6-49 lotto and immediately put $30 into a purchase of ale and spirits. Here's my breakdown:

>mobility provider
$40
>rolling papers
$3
>lawnmower petrol
$22
>eggs; bacon; lentils; onions; coffee beans; ale; cheese
$114
>new pair of runners
$66
>new bathroom faucet
$137

Can't think of much else right now.
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>>536342350
Oh boy, carnival carney bucks. I'll redeem them for one ration of imitation flavoured beef substitute and maybe a half tank of gasoline.
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Im already enjoying my good fortune by having a light beer before work
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>>536342350
Wow this does nothing to make my financial situation substantially better
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>>536344925
>I'm typically cash-strapped..
i think we solved the mystery.
>eggs; bacon; lentils; onions; coffee beans; ale; cheese
$114
except for lentils and onions, those are some of the most expensive item you can buy.
you also don't seem like you're from canada if you are saying things like ale and petrol.
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buying an SKS to make polyfags go into convulsions.
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>>536347085
Nope. It doesn't. So blow it all on hookers and blow. OP got it figured out. When you've got carnival bugs, spend them at the carnival.
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>>536347789
No we say those things here. He's older.
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>>536347789
also "mobility provider"
in canada we say sail foam bill
but you said runners not trainers so not a brit.
aussie out west?
>>536345283
those are all problems well beyond his purview or control
the low cattle supply vs high demand is what is driving beef up
idk if you remember orange nigger bombing iran, it was kind of a big thing, had some impact on gas prices.
he's given so many concessions to alberta that 16 members of parliament are griping him, and that fruit environment minister quit, good riddance. he needs a purge of the party.
tl;dr you can't blarney the carney
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>>536342350
>12 million Canadians are on gibsmedats levels of poverty
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>>536347789
Now now anon this is not a thread to encourage good spending habits, quiet the opposite actually
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>50% of your annual gst credit
Wow a whole 50% of nothing for me
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I may get me some 'fry chikan' later
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>>536347967
that mp was shot 3 times, including once in the head, and then was back at school a month later
>le deadliest round
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>>536348313
Court fees? Me too.
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>>536344925
>lawnmower petrol
Niggers you lying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGUQLrkX4AE
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IM FUGGEN RICH BROS WOOOOOOW
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>>536342350
Financially I'm at the bottom of the middle class so its safe to assume I'll receive nothing. This country is so fucked.
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>>536349319
it's communism
vast majority that will get something are unproductive immigrants on social security
they take your money and give it to someone else
it was "socialism" until Davos and their politburo invited half the planet to get free gibs
now it's communism
frankly what Carney is doing with Canada should be its end
they should rename it
North American Communist Union and get it over with
the new original sin is being a white north american who want a white country
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>>536349175
Sweet! That's 8 tall laker ice. Or 6 tall Lakers and bait for fishing
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You're getting $267 at most
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>>536348775
no no apparently we all say that now, at least in my oblast
>>536348155
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>>536350200
East coast spake, and valley twang, and Seaway twang. Like saying g'day g'day. Lots old English still around mixed up with German and Dutch and French and Native words. It's a minnistrone soup linguistically.
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>>536352066
Tell them how common it is for your misses to cheat on you when yku go out west.


Tell them about how it happens to all your byys you know.
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>>536348775
No, hes not.

The expensive ones that disability pays for need the 50:1 magic fluid and go in the special jerrycan in 5L infreasements.

Gotta have that Sthill 111 with the back strap. Also gotta go spend 30m sharpening chainsaw later, kek.
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>>536352066
>valley twang
holy fock bud i got the fockin twang don't shit a shitter, lad
i've been from coast to coast and never heard anyone say the things he did, and i've met thousands of people from all across canada. i'm kind of old too, and knew lots of old people growing up.
ps stay the fock outta cairp, ya hoor
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>>536342350
Thats for the foreigner's, not actual canadians.
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>>536354152
White leaf here. I'm not eligible for it because apparently I make too much. So my earned money is going into the pockets of scamming jeets. Thanks, Carney!
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>>536354450
Non-whitoid here. I’m getting the full benefits but it looks like I’m hitting the top tax bracket by next year. Can you imagine the government stealing 25% of your money to pay to jeets? That’s why I’m working hard to move to the US



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