Is this what all of Utah is like politically? The cops give a very weird Republican culty vibe.
>>536362429Inb4 mormon shillsTMD
>>536362429If they could be a theocracy they would. It all comes down to that
>>536362429Quality Lego Center
>>536362472Do Mormon 4channers really exist? I thought they were very straight edge.
>>536362429I'd Brick her buns if you pick up what I'm laying down haw haw
>>536362429the mormons tried to make their own country once
>>536362429wait isnt that the girl who was on quarterings show how come she has a nose ring now i thought she was super religious
>>536362429Mormons are crypto kike masons
>>536362429Here’s your QRD on Mormons >get kicked out of the US for being insane >flee to Mexico, Mexican govt likes them because they fight unruly natives>US conquers west, re-absorbs Mormons >lets them stay because we need boots on the ground and they are familiar with America >Mormons try to form their own country but get cockblocked >eventually they get Utah as a compromise >church leaders handpick politicians >eventually Mormons become massively influential in glowie bureaucracies >run their own cult mafia out of Utah Their cult functions like a mafia racket from top to bottom, with everyone kicking their dues up. >>536362656There’s a good chunk of them. They’re much less wholesome than you’d think, they just know how to put on a face better than most, making them even less genuine than the average normie. Look up “Mormon soaking”.
>>536362656they do, but they always come off as mentally stunted /x/-posters.mormonism is basically angloswedes running on celtojewish software.great potential for determination, but the most insufferable combo of personality and doctrine imaginable.
What really surprises me are the hand full of Jehovah’s Witnesses on here
>>536362429>Republican culty vibeChinese fingers wrote these words
>>536362429Mormonism is explicitly Zionist. The existence of Israel as a Jewish state has been promoted by Mormonism since the 1840s.
>>536362656It's all a lie. Like muslims they don't drink or have premarital sex.
Why am i supposed to hate Whites who stick together and have lots of White children?Is this a jew psy-op?
>>536363164Muslims don't have a dogmatic belief that Israel needs to exist as a Jewish state.
>>536362656They Glow in the Dark
>>536362992Mormons are basically Pentacostals
>>536362992Yeah, but their women are hot. Since a wife is a representation of her husband's worthiness, there's an expectation for her to be hot. Behind California, Utah has the highest rate of plastic surgery. Also, their avoidance of caffeine keeps them slim. With so many more Mormon men leaving the church, women outnumber men. You have a state of hot women wanting to be bred who will keep themselves slim.
>>536363204>Brigham Youngbring em young
>>536362992>they just know how to put on a face better than most, So just part your hair and look really milquetoast?
>>536363164Like muslims when they say they don't*
>>536363241what are the downsides for joining? also do they get BBLs, i need a fat ass
>>536363241I noticed Mormons have a lot of redheads, some blondes, but very few brunettes. Having brown hair, even if white, is seen as a chud in their eyes.
>>536362656consider that mormons make up an unusual percentage of glowies. There's something about growing up in a culture that deprives you if the logical tools to scrutinize authority and the multi-lingual nature if missionary work that makes them an ideal candidate pool for intelligence agencies.It's a self-selecting religion. If you can't infer the veracity of mormonism's claims, but you're smart enough to meet baseline obligations, then you're the perfect proto-spook.
>>536363376Will take all >>536363376Chud Mormons chicks
>>536363219Yeah they have a lot of beliefs heavily influenced from mysticism, which makes sense when you look at their founder’s Masonic roots. It shapes a lot of their ritualism.>>536363241The hottest cult women I’ve met were Mennonites. I was stunned by how naturally pretty they were. Not as inbred as the Amish and less touched by modern poison than Mormons.>>536363282Basically, and if they do get caught misbehaving the community unites and covers it up. The JWs call it the “New Personality” and it is supposed to reflect God’s love and peace. You be polite and presentable to make a good face for the cult so people with chaotic lives can see it as a source of peace. Most of these “clean cut” people are either so brainwashed they don’t comprehend their in a cult, or they learn to split their personality more than most (making them great glowies)
THE STATE OF NEW YORK IS 10% JEWISHNEW YORK CITY IS 20% JEWISHNYC IS "THE JEWISH CITY"In Florida, Broward is the "Jewish County"Likewise, Utah is 55% mormonSLC is 30% MormonSLC is the "Mormon City"The dominant local demographic, around whose dick everything revolves, Utah is basically their israel and you are an outsider.
>>536363359>What are the downsides?You get cucked for being an outsider both financially and sexually, unless you’re a white chad with fair features.You’ll be expected to pay tithing like a corrupt HOA and then they’ll also cock block you from any prime women. They’ll happily push the reformed alcoholic single mom towards you, though.You only get the good life if you were born Mormon and came from an upper-middle class family.
>>536362992The US would be better off without Mormons and Baptists. CSA and Deseret in Utah and then 99% white Basedopia.
>>536362656Mormon = Freemason = glownigger = Scientology = shabbos goyim>>536363089They get regularly roasted and somehow use it as a loophole for their preaching requirement or something? Dumb as hell. At least mormons have the excuse of being glowniggers.
>>536363359You have to be mormon and also hit your dick with a hammer to prove you're cool and caffeine, alcohol and anything fun is banned except being a pedo who steals legos (normal glownigger things). The women are hot though, and jobs are guaranteed, easiest way to make white babies.
>>536363455>The hottest cult women I’ve met were Mennonites.Can confirm. And it’s not like the modern churches that hire bimbos to act as advertisement or to lure people in. They’re just naturally pretty in a wholesome way. Also, the cute braided ponytail.
>>536363455Do Mormons watch normal entertainment or are there restrictions on that? Like does a Mormon dad watch sports? What are they watching? Do they just hang out and drink milk?
>>536363479im a white chad BUT i have tatts and have fucked a decent amount of womenim assuming they would then hate me for this for some reason
>>536363479Seems like they are big on having cucked dudes around subsidizing the dudes with multiple wives. I can’t get down with the cuck stuff.
>>536363219Pentecostals are like less pompous Mormons.Mormons are uneducated retarded subhumans, but they'll talk down to you like they're better than you regardless. It's tough to keep a straight face around them.
>>536363644Yes, but TV is heavily restricted and Fridays are no TV days. Their restriction is more along the lines of just general healthy living, not some weird religious shit with rituals. I knew a Mormon family where their eldest son was obsessed with playing Age of Empires.
>>536363546>They get regularly roasted and somehow use it as a loophole for their preaching requirement or something? Dumb as hell. The preaching requirement with JWs is to try, not to succeed. They know they won’t and they cult’s leaders know they want, so they convince their members that failure means they are correct. Being rejected by the masses helps reinforce that they have secret unique special knowledge that most people aren’t worthy of. Plus you lose social standing in the cult for not putting in the hours to preach.>>536363644They can watch modern normie entertainment and sports. Like with any religion a lot of them don’t take it super super seriously, but the more fundamentalist members will avoid outsider entertainment or at the very least recognize it as “for the gentiles” (which is what they call outsiders they don’t want to join). They’re forbidden from using it on certain days and they can’t drink with their friends while watching sportsball.
>>536363644They're outwardly surprisingly normal. They're basically what Christianity would be if Christians took it seriously and not like some social larp. They're basically a light cult though. I'm friends with a lot of them and every single one of them is fucked up in one way or another from the pressure the church and their family put on them from a young age.
>>536362472I'm every thread on every board this is on. With multiple replies.
>>536363771Their idea of a white chad is like an Abercrombie model with striking blue eyes and light hair. The most basic suburbia concept of a white chad. No tattoos, no subculture, no dark hair, etc. Like WASP from the Hamptons.>>536363801That’s exactly what it’s like.>>536363805Not really. I was part of Bethel Austin. They’re just as arrogant as Mormons, but a tad more modern.
>>536362472Well, anon, look at this crazy shit I recently learned. You know all those trad Mormon family influencers? Apparently, the church pays them. Mormons are encouraged to follow kike behavior, but since the women have so few socially acceptable outlets, they join MML schemes and become mommy influencers. The church pays them for promoting Mormon values, and the women get to feel like entrepreneurs. And again, behind California, Utah has the highest amount of child influencers. This shit goes deep.
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>>536362429you can see the bodycams herethey just got postedhttps://www.youtube.com/@bamsucks2026
>>536363801That's literally what they're founded on and based around. Also a metric shit ton of pedophilia like Jew tier level.>>536364113Wait until you find out about the child grooming and pimping.
>>536364048oddly enough, that is how i naturally looked but did in fact get tattoos which im sure absolutely would make me a pariah ive known one mormon, he was actually friendly enough but VERY businesstheyre pretty good at business
