Any other young people on here? I'm 20. To the elders on here what's your advice to young men my age?
>>536365438It's over, there's nothing you can do
>>536365438Get a driver's license.
>>536365438make sure the system flags you as a "good goy"
>>536365438take care of your teeth
>>536365438go into self-employment as soon as you can
>>536365438Women will ruin your life.
>>536365438Do not focus on get rich quick horseshit. I've watched a few of my younger coworkers burn through tens of thousands of dollars on scam crypto and other worthless crap.
Buy gold and silver randomly (just make sure you test it) and forget about it until you're 40. Don't ever let a woman have emotional hold over you to the point where you will be crippled if she leaves, especially if you don't even have kids with her. If a woman is in some way pursuing you then that is a relationship you can pursue
>>536365438I'm 18 and just graduated. Already fucked 3 girls who wanted it before we all go away to college and what not. Two of them were at the same time. At least for this white boy, it is truly white boy's summer.
>>536365438Don't spend too much time on the internet.Don't let miserable people eager for company drag you down.
Money is often falsely equated with productivity, intelligence, class, success, integrity, and/or good taste. If you equate success with money, you will likely be perpetually dissatisfied, in a constant state of longing.But if you VALUE THINGS WHICH CANNOT BE BOUGHT, such as:communityfamilywork ethicintellectfitnessperseverance cleanlinesshonestyintegritycompassiontraditionloyaltyreliabilitypatiencehumorIf you value the above, you will always be content and successful, no matter where you are or what you do.Judge yourself by deed, not possession.
https://youtu.be/1_xwnb3cymcthe older i get the more this song rings true. don't trust women, even the one you think you can trust and fix or change. don't ignore a red flag
>>536365715Excellent advice.
>>536365438Leave the internet for the old decrepit fucks who don't have anything better to do with their time anymore. You can always come back and catch up with it at a later date
>>536365438women will lie to you. yes all of them. yes, especially that one.
>>536365438I hope you get raped in your hairy asshole
>>536365438Hey fellow Timmy. Some words of advice, 1 don't stick your dick in crazy, 2 don't associate with jeets, 3 never drink or smoke gay Jewish shit like weed, 4 always work out and stop eating slop.
>>53636543840 here, work hard, invest/save, so later in life you can say fuck it. I worked at a factory after graduating college. Didn't care about job prestige. I was able to make 80-100k a year all ten years I worked there. Work at cushy government job now working 2-3 hours a day making $70k a year. House is paid off and I am completely debt free.
>>536365438Don't get too attached to any particular plan in your life, because life will find a way to humble you very quickly. Learn to roll with the punches and moderate your expectations. You can achieve anything you put your mind to, but sometimes the universe just continuously kneecaps you regardless of effort.
>>536365438Keep your waders on, you've barely entered the bullshit.
>>536365438Look into the suicide pod, leafbro.
Be politically active, and vote ONLY for your own interests. Don't get distracted with culture war shit.Each generation is worse off because of economic mismanagement, so if you don't keep yelling at the people who vote into office, making them scared of losing their next election due to rebellious voter base then it will continue happening.
>>536365438
>advice No matter what No matter who Always VoteMAGA
>>536365715Good take
>>536365438boomers fucked up everything, less you do is damage control as follow>don't buy a housebig mistake now, let boomers suffer, it will soon crash anyway>don't wage neet or do your own thing, you have time to build from scratch, wish I could go back in time and do this>if you need to wage, go healthcare onlyothers will are fucked>be prepped to avoid draft at any costthey are gonna draft you 5 years max, plan to that>there's no 'wholesome' girls, all of them will fuck you over sooner or laterit's not because muh women bad, but the system allows them and they will>don't do weed drugs alcohol and you are gonna always look 10 years younger
>>53636543842 here - found 4chan in 2009.Leave. Go outside. Talk to people IRL. Get drunk. Finger a 17-year-old. Live a life. It may be too late for me, but you have a chance. Go.
>>536365438Go on welfare and live with your parents and just do whatever you want. Make sure you get enough sleep, don't wake up for anything you don't want to
>>536365585and manage blood pressure. i may have had a minor stroke and it fucked me up permanently. shit sucks, don't take your health for granted
>>536365438Stop asking life advice.Only ask for technical advice AFTER you've done your research first and even then ChatGPT can help you more.What is it with Zoomers being obsessed with life advice?
>>536365438Dont go to college. Do this:Join the military while you are under 25.Or Join a trade if your olderOr try to make it without certs/trade, but if you cant get a handle/grip on something by 30, give up. Do a trade.Never do college. Exception is only for doctors and lawyers.
>>536365438Wash your face daily
>>536365438Learn how to make homemade explosives
Concentrate and work towards your goals. Play their game for your own gain and escape.
>>536366365Fair
>>536365438Move to East Asia
>don't ruin your credit>don't ruin your teeth>don't ruin your body by getting fat>don't waste your time with video games>don't waste your time on /pol/>don't waste your time chasing women>go to college for something that won't be replaced by AI, or go to trade school or the military, whatever, just do it now and don't bum around until you're 30 and realize you wasted the best years of your life>save and invest
>>536366404This nigger doesn't work a trade. Guaranteed. >inb4 you lie and say you doPost your state and/or city card for your trade, nigga.
>>536365438kill yourself now. it only ever gets worse.
Don't fall for the "men age like wine" meme. If you find a girl you can see yourself spending your life with when you're young, lock her in. That isn't to say you MUST get married. But what I am saying is that the world when you turn 30+ is a more depressing world and the dating market just feels like shit. Sure, you can probably hang tons of young girls who hate their dads, but you will probably lose access to tons of otherwise lovely gals who just won't be into someone older than them by like 10+ years. You'll slowly age out of your dating pool. You don't wanna lose someone at around 30 who you spent a lot of time with but left you because you weren't committed enough. It sucks shit lol.
>>536365438> To the elders on here what's your advice to young men my age?Life gets better as you get older. The angst you feel now will pass as your brain grows. Work hardDon’t stick your dick in crazy.
>>536366562found the boomer
>>536365438- Avoid social media as much as possible. It's full of psychotic nutcases who can't make it anywhere else in life.- Don't respond to ragebait ever. The internet used to have a phrase called "attention whores" for a reason.-Get good at doing your daily shit (laundry, cleaning up) eventually you get good at it and you can use that time to think about shit and finish it faster than you think.-Learn to cook. Eating out racks up money faster than you think and it could be the difference between 3K a year and 15K a year on food.-Learn to identify people who are problems and either get them out of your life or slowly distance yourself from them. A lot of issues in life are actually dealing with some other retard's bullshit.-Exercise to some degree every day because once you turn 30 you start losing 3-6% muscle mass a decade. It sounds like nothing but it's the difference between being able to walk around at 60 without pain and one fall killing you.
>>536365438Work out and exercise if you're not already. I got into to later than I should have but it really helps you mentally as well as physically. Keep a good routine and don't forget cardio.
>>536365438Trade school, always work even if it is shit, hate your job find a new one before you quit, save as much money as posssible, try to move off grid if you aren't rich, don't bother with women your age 6 years younger at least or you can't keep them on a leesh.
>>536365438Work for yourself, don't spend 50 years making someone else rich.
>>536365438>To the elders on here what's your advice to young men my age?rape a hoe, off a nig
>>536365438Keep your health. That means good regular sleep, good food, and exercise.At least once a week, take an hour walk with no headphones, earbuds or anything else. Think about your life and situation. Should anything be different? Are you doing anything stupid? What would be smart to do?When you set goals, don't make them time-limited unless you have to. Pick a general theme of what you want to work toward and just make sure you are making more progress than zero.
>>536366578I WENT TO COLLEGE! Im telling the zoomette to NOT do that because everyone I know that never went to college is doing better than me. With some exceptions, that do apply here.
Don't fuck up your back.
>>536367058*exceptions, that DONT apply here
>>536365438Focus on finding a good woman and having children with her. Focus on a career that you enjoy, and one that pays well. Take care of your mother and father, and wider community.
>>536365438Don’t drink as much as I did and fuck up your pancreas. They always say how it damages your liver, and then say that your liver can heal itself tho so it’s okay. Well, your pancreas actually gets damaged way more and it cannot heal itself. And let me tell you it’s not fun.Chances are you’re gonna grow old, you borrow from your future body when you abuse it in the present. It’s the only one you get, so don’t fuck it up too bad.
>>536365438Seriously? Find a girl you can tolerate and who can tolerate you and have kids young - before you feel financially ready.t. First time dad at 44
>>536365704>Buy gold and silver randomlywhat about pokemon cards and cs2 skins?
>>536365438Your friends will abandon you eventually so don't invest alot into them.
>>536365438Get the fuck out and try to get a US green card as fast as you canDo not delay, you will end up stuck here and have nothing but misery and regret
>>536365585This. Also, live below your means, manage your expectations, trust your instincts, make yourself useful and, generally speaking, keep your mouth shut. To succeed in this world, you have to get along with everyone too. You never know where you will need to turn for help someday.But mostly, as anon said, take care of your teeth.
>>536365438This place is a containment unit for schizo boomers and failure-to-launch millennials. If you're not just casually shitposting out of boredom there's no point in being here. It's unironically toxic garbage for your growing mind and soul.
>>536367214>Your friends will abandon you eventually so don't invest alot into them.this be a lonerAlso "friends" will deliberately fuck you up, lead you astray and cock block you when they see a pretty girl likes you. I've learned these lessons the hard way.
>>536366404>Dont go to college.college is fun and you should have fun when youre young
>>536365438Leave, while you still can
never trust a jew
>>536367214I still have the same four friends I did since I was 19, one of the four I've known since I was five
>>536367206If you have any sell them and get gold and silver. Why are you acting as if buying something that in 20 years will outperform fiat is some kind of funkopop? If i'd bought gold and silver 20 years ago with disposable income i'd be filthy fucking rich now from selling half of it
>>536367426Good for you. I have ONE good friend I've had for over 20 years. The rest weren't really my friends.
>>536365438you have to be 21 to post here. leave.
>>536365438These two for sure lil guy>>536365532No license will just hold you back in every way possible, going on 30 rn and wish I could have had someone to teach me back when I was near your age etc.>>536365585This because it will hinder your chances with girls 100% and even jobs possibly once the teeth get bad enough. Also it costs so much to fix your going to have to settle for silver teeth if you ever want them fixed.(Dentures are a no go since it fucks your facial structure and you will look 80yrs old at 30.)
>>536365438>adviceRecognize bars and clubs are not a place where all women go, it’s where whores and defects go. If you want a whore or a defect, you are in the right place; but I know way too many miserable men who started dating or even marrying someone they met at a bar.Can you imagine telling people how you met?>so my glowing wife was out on the prowl for some strange dick and there I was, spending money.I’d rather die.>so
transition immediately. the age of m*n is over
>>536365438Find God in Jesus Christ, then comes being able to hold on to crypto gains, then comes the political grand narrative supremacy, then comes being immune to normalfag sorcery after realizing they're not inventors like you are etc. We need more inventors, not these freeloading cloud-based cultures.>>536365585this Psalm 3:7
>>536365438Don't listen to feds (90% of this thread)
>>536365438I would tell you but I cant, advice like mine is real advice and I wouldnt want everyone to hear it. Then it would be of no use because everyone would use the information. Sorry kid but I would tell you otherwise.
god is fake bullshit made to make you tolerate your enemies being showered with endless rewards while you suffer for nothing at all, in fact on top of that you are a sideshow for everyone else
If any free soul visits upon this place, remember...jews.. .
>>53636543820 is not too late to unfuck your life. Go to college, just take random STEM classes if you don't know what the fuck you are doing. Just fucking do it, better than doing nothing and way better than being that one 30 year old dude in a class room of high school aged kids trying to get a degree. Even if the degree accomplishes nothing, doesn't get you a job ect ect. The alternative of wasting your time is much worse for your social standing.
>>536365438If you go to university, focus on networking, not grades, or learning "useful" skills. Networking, that's all that fucking matters. If you learn any skills not related to curriculum it better be because you're making a tech startup, otherwise consider that time lost.
>>536365438Don't go to the doctor, because you will get brainwashed.He will make your life absolutely miserable, and if he sees that you are getting weak, he treats you like an idiot - so as if you always had ignored his advice.Don't get any vaccines, the system doesn't work in anyones best interest.
>>536365438have sex, unironicallyit gets harder to meet women the older you get. though if you weren't able to get laid in high school it might be too late. at least get a hooker soon just so your brain isnt stuck in arrested development from lack of sex
>>53636543837 here, my only issue in life is a career, I have a lot of great blessings, but im just missing that one last puzzle piece in a job I can rest my hat on, a job I wont hate, a job that I want to wake up and do, so my advice is seek that, I dont care what you have to do, but find a fucking job you actually want to do, not just some job to pay the bills.
friends are temporary jerking off is forever
>>536367245the best advice you can give a canadian, invariably, is get the fuck out
>>536367987You can’t even justify why your enemies are bad without religion.I can, kikes are bad because the Bible said so.What’s your excuse?>they are bad because they do bad things to me!And what’s your plan?>do bad things to them!So really you are just mad they can do what they want and you can’t, like a child with their parents.
>>536365508Fpbp. We probably have less than 5 years left. But because of this, seek Jesus with all your strength. It may sound cliche and old fashioned, but evil is real, and God is real, and we are about to see truly horrific things as this world ends. Jesus is the only way through.>>536365585This is good advice. If you are poor like me, do the Dr Ellie Phillips toothcare routine. You don't even need her brand of stuff. It is just 3 common mouth washes, a common toothpaste, and xylitol. It works. I healed a cavity completely in a few months, and sensitivity to cold has improved.
>>536365438Invest in an S&P500 ETF now
>>536365438i will add my 2c: any way you can increase financial security, do itdont buy cars new, take out as few loans as possible. buy a trashy camper you can use as a backup shelter if shit goes south. live frugally, save as much as possible, and invest
>>536365438Pick yourself up by your bootstraps.
>>536365438Become competent in a field. Study philosophy and the history of ideas. Become Ortodox Christian.
>>536365438Don't chase pussyIf a woman leaves let her go,.don't be sad. There's a billion of the cunts and each and every single one of them is horrible
>>536365508Don’t listen to pussies like this guy
Find some thing(s) worth doing and a way worth living. Then, leave it all out on the field.
>>536365438Older people don't know more than you do specialy in the modern worldthere is no winning and things will only get worse 100% of women are evil whores do not get married or have kids no matter what work less and live more focus on good friendships and bonding with your parents
>>536365438Don't ask strangers for advice.
>>536365438They asked women to build a motorcycle.Yhea that's a fucking car seat.
>>53636543830.The world was already on its way out when we received it from the last generation.I'm sorry, there's nothing but bad times ahead.The only advice I can offer you is to make good, nonpozzed friends and keep them close.
>>536365585BID THEM WASH THEIR FACESAND KEEP THEIR TEETH CLEAN
>>536365438What color are you (don't say green)
>>536365532This lol! My millennial whore niece is finally getting her driver's license at 31.
>>536367793>Find God in Jesus ChristOP, do not be deceived by peddlers of jewish theology like this.Always ask them if they would rather have a brown Christian country, or a white non-christian country.The ones here will never answer the question because their loyalties ultimately lie with jewdom and they will always, always pick jewsus and fairy tales over the white race.
>>53636543828 year old oldfag hereDO NOT DO MASTER's DEGREE, ESPECIALLY MBA, UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE A PROFESSORMBAs are scams and I fucked up 2 years of my life doing one, graduated 30k-40k in debt (after paying off quite a bit) and no jobEven more important piece of advice: Get a GF and get her pregnant NOW. It only gets harder and harder to find a good woman, especially a virgin, as you get older. once you have a gf and kid you can focus on the rest of your life instead of constant anxiety and energy devoted to trying to get laid
>>536365438>what's your advice to young men my age?university is for corposlavesstart your own small business
>>536365438Behave rationally, eat like a pioneer, try and at least get close to olympic levels of fitness, make sure you can breath very well, avoid getting injured, read William Walker Atkinson books, sleep well if you can, sort out your priorities, make sure all your problems are circumstantial and not self-created, fix any problems you are the source of right away, have an idea of an ideal person and how they would behave and seek to behave like that always, be full of love for life, be ready always for war, be ready for any opportunities that come your way be they marrying a good woman or starting a business or whatever, give some thought to everything but don't think in loops about that which you've already thought through, and also perhaps most important take nootropics and psychedelics and combine that with basic psychology (affirmations, suggestions, etc.) to reprogram your personality and to find stuff in your subconscious that may need dealing with.
>>536369740>Get a GF and get her pregnant NOWplease, anon, point us toward the gf store
all these idiots telling you to ignore women are intentionally trying to turn you into an incel like themtrust me, u don't want to be alone with no kids and family by the time you approach 30
Get involved in your local politics. Take care of your health.
>>536365438Surf it.
1 That thing hanging between your legs is an off switch for your brain. Be careful.2 Stay out of personal debt for stupid things that lose value.3 Real estate.
>>536369847just go to college, join student clubs, join a fraternity, go to bars and student events you'll bump into someone that wants you. it's important to say yes
>>536365438leave this site, limit yourself to 30m of internet a day.
>>536367793>Find GodI tried to believe, but I just can't.
>>536365438Don't fall for the food psyop. The only woman capable of loving you is your mother. Your daughter COULD, but you have to go through the demon foid to get one, and they'll turn her on you and make her a nigger-loving whore. You're in this alone, so you had better get comfortable with that, like it even. Find humor in the shittyness. This might be the fakest, gayest time to have ever been born a man, so I personally kind of just take it in like it's art or something. Demons took over, and there is realistically nothing we can do about it but watch, so make popcorn. Become delusional, develop your own discernment, and don't listen to other people; they're fucking retarded or lying or both. Figure out what you really want and get it.
>>536365438Go get a business administration degree. Go work at a hospital doing janitorial/EVS. As your doing the admin degree, they'll promote you. Within a couple years after graduating you'll become the manager, then the hospital administrator, and you will bang cute asian nurses and make 250K a year by sitting at a desk all day.
OK children...Xboomer here. Be willing to try to live rural cheap and not need to have so glamorous or high roller of a job. You can buy cheap rural fixer house all over and have a decent place to live on a Dollar general job. I bought a sweat equity dive in the upper peninsula of Michigan in 2019 for $13,000 and put a new roof on. It's not bad. I mean I hate Yoopers and think they all deserve death being inbred, stupid Sasquatch hybrids. But I live cheap I don't have to like these bastards. Think it over babies.
>>536365438The world sucks and it's expensive, but you have to go out and do shit. Join something, volunteer, anything. But watching these kids become introverts is heartbreaking. And love isn't romantic bullshit like in the movies. Find a girl you want to bang, who wants to bang you. That you trust. And for the love of God do it as young as you can. I mean 20-27 basically. You won't want to bang almost any 35 year old women much less 45, so it's a bad time to still be looking.
>>536365438Stay Away from Islam, and you will be safe.
travel. Make money. Break bonesIts the best time to do it.Take risks.4chan is compromised and gay. Leave before its too lateTheres still time.Always do a 401k matchingGo long on long term investments.
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