Im 28 years old and today I had my first job interview ever. It was for an American company that I applied on Linkedin
>28 >first interview everMine was at 18, nailed it
>>536371605that's nice. good job
What, are you gonna fly all the way up here?>>536371667Mine too, but it was a call center and I wanted everybody involved to die myself included
>>536371698I applied to a call center through a recruiter but he told me I failed the assessment so I applied directly on the bank's website instead.No clue why a bank needs people who are-bilingual-2 years of experience-bachelor's degree preferredJust to handle calls from customers wondering why all their money is gone. H even made it sound like my limited Korean skills would be useful. Fuckin trilingual ass shit plus my accounting degree just to make 23/hr plus benefits.
I've got an MBA and 3 years of actual experience, sent about 50 CVs last month, got 2 interviews, still no job, I'm so fucking tired of manually filling in the stupid myworkday dogshit application that never autofills correctly, and then there's the motherfuckers who have an AI that asks you to record yourself talking in English. Then they send me an email offering me A FUCKING ENGLISH COURSE because my certified C2 is supposedly not fucking good enough.Today some dipshits from HR hit me up on whatsapp with a list of 12 dogshit interview questions that was clearly regurgitated by AI, you want me to send you an essay on FUCKING WHATSAPP instead of just setting aside 10 fucking minutes for an online interview???I feel like a fucking monkey dancing to the tune of whatever the mystic linkedin gurus who supposedly get 10 job offers for roles per week just by having AI give them a strong virtual handshake routine.Clowns, all of them, and I'm the biggest one for having to beg them to make a living. Why did I have to be born in a dogshit country without neetbux. Maybe I should just fake a Venezuelan accent and go beg for coins on the street or some shit.
>>536371667I nailed mine too, I was super surprised I did so well, like calmed and everything.I also made made myself understood in English. It makes me proud, cause it goes to show that despite everything, even what seems dark, like spwnding years on 4chan or vrchar still has a positive sideIf they offer me 1,5k or 2k which is the range they said then im supeer good cause thats what normal people with degrees and experience make here
>>536371605did you tell them you're jewish?if so, you'll get it
>>536371765Young men are honestly better off claiming autismbux and burdenmaxxing the system. I have autism and diarrhea everyday, why should I work, give me my $4k a month, gaming computer, weed, and takeout slop. Then spend the rest of my days drawing or making music. Living better than 99% of wagies.
>>536372085Depends on what you mean by young, I was making 35bucks at my last job I just got laid off a few months ago.Calculated if I had bought AI stocks I would have made 100k a month the last 5 months. Shit.
>>536372019>I feel like a fucking monkey dancing to the tune of whatever the mystic linkedin gurus who supposedly get 10 job offers for roles per week just by having AI give them a strong virtual handshake routine.those guys make money by selling their dumb course and resume AI prompts, not by actually working kekThe entire 'conomy is a scam now.
>>536372085Cheaper to simply liquidate you via dronestrike.
>>536371765It's so they can say there is no one qualified locally. Ranjeet will just lie and pretend he speaks Spanish and use a fake degree. Then they can ignore your application and outsource the job to India. Whoever you spoke to is paid just to pretend they're trying to hire Americans.
>>536372019Check if your cv is in Harvard style, that may make the AI filter it out and/or autocomplete it bad.I hate when the LinkedIn posts redirect to an old ass website but theres nothing you can do really.
>>536371605mutt companies will take you in, no matter how shit you are, as long as you speak decent english and come from the third world.from what i've been told, standards are even lower for canadian corporations.
