How do we solve obesity?
>>536377880How do we solve it, anon?
I need an overweight woman to cuddle with at night.
>>536377988This kind of attitude will not solve obesity
>>536378022I'm gonna be the big spoon and tell her its "platonic only" as I rest my lips on her neck and she moans.
>>536378066strictly platonic?
>>536377740Cut off all government benefits for anyone who is overweight. End health insurance everyone pays for their own care directly. If someone can afford to be fat good for them
>>536377740Solve it?
>>536377740nuke israel
>>536378117How would that apply to a single mom with 8 kids, the money allotted is based on how many kids she supports not her own needs
>>536378109yeah, "platonic"
>>536378283so as her friend, you're going to help her lose weight, right?
>>536378605as her "friend", i'm going to make her feel loved and recommend that she take walks; preferably with me.
>>536377988Don't fall for the architect psyop They stink so bad and also their brains are actual mush that's why they are the way they are
>>536378942Why are you the way you are fag?
>>536378942>They stink so badoverweight is not obeseplump or voluptuous is preferred even. I was never into skinny women
>>536377740The food system needs to be overhauled. They need to ban all the garbage that they allow to go into food.
>>536377988What if she crushes you under her weight?
Codi vore before she cut her tits off is the standard. She's on the egde. If a woman is fatter than her, she is too fat.
>>536379662Elaborate what a codi vore is. I'm not googling that shit dude. Just say her weight in pounds (lbs)
>>536377740Send the obese to the bitcoin mines communism-style until their bmi drops below 10, then release them back into society with a complimentary head of lettuce.
>>536380425What if they chimp out and become like Vampires and start eating each other? Never get in the way of the obese and their addictions.
>>536379582SNIIIIFFF
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>536380658The concern is legitimate and I understand it completely. Thankfully the werewolf OMON rapid correction units present at bitcoin gulags take care of it. Werewolves counter vampires and their gimmicks. Just make sure to search for silver when admitting camp workers.
>>536380425>jeet paying hooker to walk with him for advert Lmao
>>536377740Unironically I had a dream where Ozempic squads got created and I was tasked with hunting fat people. When I found one I would scan their face and double check if they had already gotten the shot. If they didn't I would subdue and forcibly medicate them. It was a fun dream
>>536378974Obese people are mentally ill and unclean. They also have all sorts of skin problems
>>536377988I had an obese gf for years, not worth it
>>536381014Crazy how nature do that.Original prompt: "who is going to breed all the leftover Russian women?"Tbqh jeets are adept at jestermaxxing and may have some initial success just by being original.
>>536377740> Fat camp> exercise equipment> health food and water> no locked gates> just gap you can pass through when you lost weight
>>536378279He meant people with no kids
>>536381403Nobody would fit through those bars in America kek
Fat women are disgusting, most wom n are short and a fat short women is fucking gross.
>>536377740Ban high fructose corn syrup, force companies to label their contents including sugar and fat in clearly visible ways with parentheses explaining how many percent it is of your daily consumption recommendation etc. Add sugar and fat tax to every food product. Make public use 24/7 gyms that are well-maintained and free to use. Offer customized nutritional plans and if necessary, personal trainers for obese people who need them. Give tax reductions to healthier foods. Tax increase to all fast food to ensure they become the "sometimes" food they're meant to be. In US, adopt European food laws and restrictions, generally. Fun fact: US has banned like 800 different chemicals from use in food products. EU has done so for 10 000, and it's not enough. The slop they feed you (and us) is still full of toxics as long as people are allowed to make money and save money by poisoning us.
>>536378241this
>>536377740The first step to solving it is to stop glorifying it.
real answer: let them die. no meds, no hospitals, no EBT for anyone over 300 pounds. there can be a few exceptions like NFL players but otherwise you are shit out of luck.
>>536381403My rib cage wouldn’t even fit through those bug holes
>>536377740not be white european.
>>536386533But what about the people who can afford to be fat? What if they never get health issues? This won't solve the issue. We need to stop glorifying it because glorifying obesity is very dangerous.
>>53637774050% meat + 50% vegetable diet3 meals a day. NO CARBOHYDRATES.Cut sugar drinks over 2 weeks.Cut carbohydrates over 2 weeks.Those who are fat today who have seen this advice CHOOSE to be fat.Ban mayonnaises.
Build habit 1 which is drinking water.Build habit 2 which is eating meat and veg.Habits take 2 weeks to develop.Weight loss takes 2 months to 4 months.
>>536384476>Ban high fructose corn syrup, force companies to label their contents including sugar and fat in clearly visible ways with parentheses explaining how many percent it is of your daily consumption recommendation etc.>Add sugar and fat tax to every food product.>Make public use 24/7 gyms that are well-maintained and free to use. Offer customized nutritional plans and if necessary, personal trainers for obese people who need them.>Give tax reductions to healthier foods. Tax increase to all fast food to ensure they become the "sometimes" food they're meant to be.>In US, adopt European food laws and restrictions, generally. Fun fact: US has banned like 800 different chemicals from use in food products. EU has done so for 10 000, and it's not enough. The slop they feed you (and us) is still full of toxics as long as people are allowed to make money and save money by poisoning us.obesity is really a result of corporate food engineering for addictiveness
I alwaus wondered why they don't just cut straight down from the ribcage and buttocks and just sew a layer of skin back on.It probably looks ugly but there are no vital organs so far as I know. You're just peeling the fat off.
>>536378283“Plaptonic”
>>536377740Literally only wartime-style rationing combined with a focus on physical fitness throughout the entire education process will solve it. People simply are eating too much and not exercising enough. Laziness and gluttony becomes generational.
>>536377740Popularize Sumo wrestling in the west
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