Zoomers/zoomettes are receding hairlines because they chronically masturbate, which elevates prolactin which causes scalp hair to fall out.Every time you see a woman or a man with a recessed hairline early on, I would bet money they also masturbate weekly or monthly and ejaculate several times. Someone ought to do s study involving blood screens for prolactin levels, survey for sexual activity, and catalog norwood scales.What people don't talk about is how this is symptomatic of a larger problem, this is the zoomers demon in a bottle problem. This is their alcoholism, their de-stress escape drug that only shortens their lifespan, makes them look ugly because their body becomes sick, and wastes time which perpetuates the cycle of despair as a commodity.
never masturbatenever have sexit's a sinand remember to pay your taxes
Will never understand why they all got broccoli hair and wear 1970s glasses, just baffling to me
>>536386162Male Pattern Baldness is caused by DHT and scalp follicle DHT sensitivity and this has been verified countless times over, despite what you tards who blame it on “bloodflow”, “masturbation” or some other dumb shit claim
>>536386204>it's a sin
>>536386306Prolactin promotes DHT, while high prolactin levels can suppress testosterone and disrupt the hormonal balance in the body. Masturbation its self can trigger inflammation and raise pressure in your head, which is what headaches after sex are.It might not be a direct cause, but there is a good chance it starts the chain of disaster.
>>536386162>which elevates prolactinzoomers are retards
>>536386162Nah, I masturbate 2-3 times a week, have for years, and am in my 30s; no hair loss whatsoever. Not masturbating is what makes you go bald because it stresses you out.
>>536386478Cooming elevates prolactin, you can tell just by the increaded saliva production. How else do you replenish that lost semen?
>>536386218zoomers saw those old women with thinning hair and their goofy looking perms and oversized glasses and thought "I want to become that"
>>536386218They're obsessed with the past. That's why they larp like a bunch of grannies from the 1940s with their faux Christianity and their hatred for sexual "immorality" and basically anything that's not wagecucking 16 hours a day.
I was so sure that the gay and fat anon would post in this thread.
>>536386479>Not masturbating is what makes you go bald because it stresses you out.The problem is zoomers are stressed out regardless if they do it or not. They get stressed over having done it, they get stressed because they get horny and jumpy from the withdrawl symptoms. Few have the mental capacity to push past the latter, while the former turns your brain into mush.
>>536386162They're gonna be alrighthttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/1-6Ixz5s1uE
>>536386162Hnnnngggg squirt
>>536386634They were raised by them I imagine.
>>536386637lmao this, even the women are doing it, they're all wearing those cunt hammock high rise thongs. Normalfags are so silly.
>>536386162I goon daily and my hairline is great.If you are balding that means your genes are shit. Stop coping. It's your genetics. You can't change genes.
>>536386162whites give their hair to israel just like they give their foreskin and children. it's literally white eugenics to give everything to israel. hard wired dna, hardwired neuro reflexes, hard wired into their muscles like the good biological golem they are.
All you nibbas gon git prostate cancer
>>536386657it's a buck broken generationno matter what they do they hate themselves for itthe elites have abused them so hard with social media algorithms
>>536386683Tell me Dr. Coomer if you can, you have ejaculated so much. What is it exactly that you have impregnated? Can you name even one thing?
>>536386735if israelis have stolen white hair then why do they still look like they're wearing oily pube wigs?
>>536386637>They're obsessed with the past.They buy what is offered to them, same as you.We don't get a real choice.
>>536386657They'd be less stressed if they busted a nut
>>536386738
>>536386709If your grandfather and father weren't bald, they shouldn't be. And yet so many are receding to the level of their 60 year old parents in their 20s. It cant all be genetics.
>>536386858And then the post nut regret/depression washes over them and they panic because their brains are now fried, numb, and useless for the next week or more.
>>536386784TO THE WINDOW TO THE WALL
>>536386790cuz when anything touches an israeli it immediately shrivels up and withers dry, you dumb retard
>>536387037sounds like you're gay
>>536386882? How spicy gonna help
>>536386637They only hate sex when its age gaps that are ideal for marriage. Perfect goycattle slaves.
>>536387255>MY SPICES WOULD KILL YOU TRAVELER
Partially true. Yes elevated prolactin levels cause hairloss but there are other reasons for hairloss. Tight galea/scalp tension is also another.
>>536386306Good goy. Take the tranny drugs that chemically castrate you.
>>536388023UnderratedBut i do need those potions, mind you
>>536386475>headaches after sexyou should probably go to a doctor...
>>536386204>it's a sin If I masturbate you're saying Tidus's dad from Final Fantasy X is going to stalk me?
This is bsI goon constantly and have perfect thick zoomer hair, I’m high 24/7 too.Whereas my brother of a similar age avoids anything like drugs or gooning (at least I’m pretty sure) and he’s balding already I take after our Jewish father with dark hair and he takes after our goy mother with blonde hair, it’s just genetic, gooning is irrelevant.Don’t listen to cuckservatives who hate fun!
>>536386162>widows peak goys btfo
>>536389492your skull shape is different to his most likely, yours provides adequate bloodflow to your scalp and his doesn't.
>>536386651No YOUsFATSO
>>536386162Zoomer here. This is bullshit. I circle jerk with my millenial brother and boomer father all the time and none of us is balding.
>>536389844Impossible, we are Slavs. All of us bald.
>>536391416Bulgarians are jypsy
>>536386218jews have been systematically stripping the sexual viability of whites for decades.>plastic surgery, bogging all the rich white women>breast reductions, obscuring fertility and genetic drift towards prolific yummy white big booba>workout fads that encourage exercise anorexia instead of fitness>ozempic, turning white women into dilapidated skin sacksand now, finally>having zoomers wear mom jeans, revert back to ugly ass socks that go up to their calf, and niggerizing their hair into broccoli pubes.it will only get worse unless someone recognizes the problem and stops it. here are the simple rebuttals>no, im already hot you ugly jew. I dont need your $20,000 botch job lol>i actually like my giant tits, it gets me dates. shut up about your back pain psyop you ugly kike>no, i wont ride the treadmill until I burn 4000 calories and my ass deflates shlomo>no, I wont ingest gila monster venom instead of doing squats bergstein>sorry, wearing ankle socks and jeggings again so white men can see my non ozempic fat ass dr. goldmann
>>536386162Uh-huh which diet book are you trying to sell, faggot?Lol mods are such trannies.
>>536386162Im a fap addict for well over 2 decades and my head is full of hair not even a speck of skin showing on my crown.Your science is bogus anon
>>536386218The 1970s glasses are sourced from Euphoria which is basically an MDMA zoomer Pulp Fiction that also has Nazi and Confederate flags and garrish crosses everywhere, and even Nick curls up to watch it like a giant thumbs up pacifier
>>536386162>Zoomers/zoomettes are receding hairlines because they chronically masturbateif that were true, i'd be completely hairless like a cancer patient on chemo t. a millennial
>>536386162>>536386600Just take creatine powder and a weekly multi vitamin gummy to replenish
