A combination of this, those pineapple spears, and dirty sodas makes me really wonder if we're going to make all of the GLP-1s worthless. Also this comes from Mormons but honestly how is this any less sinful than caffeine or alcohol? This much sugar is also going to alter your state of consciousness too so what's the difference?
>>536392294>The drink in question, known as Crazy Cousins, combines Red Bull, Mountain Dew, pineapple, strawberry puree, and coconut cream. It delivers approximately 840 calories and more than five times the recommended daily sugar intake for an average adult. For comparison, that’s roughly equivalent to the sugar in five cans of Coke or about 19 Krispy Kreme donuts.Sometimes I want my daily half pound of sugar all at once, what's the problem
>>536392294are you actually retarded op? 186,000mg of sugar would be 186g of sugar, nobody would write 186,000mg if they were serious
>186,000mgso... 186 grams? why write it in that retarded, sensational way
>>536392294funny thing is when you stop cannabis and crave it, you realize it's not a physical addiction like alcohol or other drugs where you get physical reactions from withdrawals, but it's just like sugar.you sit there bored and wonder, well, ok yeah i'm sober but I could just have a puff now too. because this is boring.when quitting cannabis i realized sugar is exactly the same addiction and most people won't face it>oh but your brain needs sugar! you HAVE to take it ingluconeogenesis, your body can make the amounts it needs, or you can get it from other natural sources that break down into glucose.making yourself not eat candy or carbs or added sugar of any kind has the same effect of stopping a drug. For some it can make you even more aggravated.tl;dr yeah you're right
>make it illegalThat worked for Prohibition, lol
>>536392294Oh my god that's 186,000,000,000,000 picograms of sugar!!1
>>536392696Prohibition actually works when it's actually enforced like in China and Singapore
>>536392294Just don’t drink it????
>>536392294>>536392533>Make it illegalJust don't drink it tf?>>536392603To generate more 'outrage' with big number
>>536392294186000000000 ng?! there's no way that can be right
>>536392587>>536392603that is still basically an entire 2 liter bottle of coke worth of sugarobviously not something any human with dignity should ever ingest fatties on /pol/ will defend it though
>>536392774it only works when superior races adopt itsingapore and china are full of chinks, jeets and seamonkeys
>>536392881crumbl cookie soda "fuck your liver and your pancreas" edition
>>536392881dat shit be toooooooo seasonedhttps://www.tiktok.com/@hiphopsnippetss/video/7213968353663143211
>>536392294That seems bad, but 186g of surgar once in a long while wont hurt you. Say if you're on vacation and you drake this one time, once a year, you wont have any bad affects, its the fuckers who will drink this once a week who need to worry.>>536392649Yeah, weed is like that, I take frequent breaks from it, but that first week away I jones for it, but after that week I dont really think about it unless I smell it or something, same when im on a cut, those food cravings are rough that first week but you adjust.
>>536392881this thread is still 1pbtid, so i won't let OP get away with a full on bolstering of his captcha credentials until he replies
>>536392294>6.5 oz of sugarthat's the weight of a small steak
>buy 2L vodka bottle>chug it>die of alcohol poisoningperfectly legal>drink has more sugar than usualomg ban this shit! they're killing our children!!!
>>536392294So 186 grams? Why use the smallest possible measurement?
>>536393201yeah basically this
>>536392294People should put in their body whatever they wish, fuck ZOG
>>536393437Yeah, alcohol does a lot of serious harm to society, but its protected and safe guarded more than anything, even cigarettes had its legs taken out from under it, but alcohol? They are seething underage zoomers arent drinking enough for crying out loud.
>>536393485Authoritarian narcissists like to use manipulative language to get their political power reinforced.
>>536392649This but caffeine
>>536392294Crumbl cookies are also an overpriced scam. Like $5/cookie.
>>536392294Sugar is the worst drug of the modern age.It is highly addictive and very destructive to your body.I'm not saying ban it, I'm saying we should stop being hypocrites about drugs.If we are going to ban them, then alcohol, caffeine, and sugar need to be on the list.Of course, this will not work any better than any other drug war thuggery, but I'm sure someone would find a way to profit from it, and that is the only real concern of such laws to begin with.The spiritual pandemic will never be cured with chemicals or laws.
>>536392603It's actually 186,000,000 micrograms
crumbl is overpriced trash.
>>536392294gut parasites control the world
>>536393797I dont know if the world could function without caffeine since naps are looked down on. We honestly should have naps over drinking caffeine, but its not the world we live in, except maybe spain.
>enjoy your slop sir
>>536393785And they are dry and disgusting
>>536394112This is someones everyday drink, then they say>I just dont know how I never can lose weight! I hardly eat anything!!!
>>536392587thiseven though a fifth of a kilo of sugar is a lot, I'm immediately put into defensive "this is kike bullshit" mode by their hyperbolic messaging and the intended assertion is muddled by uncertainty.talk to me like you're trying to scare a toddler and i'm going to lose respect for the conversation
>>536392587>nobody would write 186,000mg if they were seriousA "journalist" would. It sounds a lot more shocking to people with an IQ below 70.
>new drink containing only ONE molecular mole of glucose
>>536393437So you're saying that only adults with an ID should buy this drink, and it should come with a fuckton of warning labels?
>>536394112Americans can't stop themselves from ingesting this disgusting concoction . Really makes you think...
>>536392603SI unit fags do this all the time. Why 1000km instead of 1Mm? I don't know.
>>536392294>calls to make the drink illegalJust don't buy it?
>>536392294They wont survive the Trump administration.
>>536394888Most people are not familiar with Mm and above to be fair
>>536392533You shouldn't be eating anything other than your daily allotment of boiled potatoes and communion wafers.No fun allowed.
>>536392294Why the fuck is it worded as 186k milligrams just say it in fucking grams it's still a ridiculous amount of sugar.
Mormons are evil people.
>>536393437People should not have to look at your fat disgusting body after you make a lifestyle of gorging yourself on sugar.
>>536395378To be fair, if you have a high metabolism, like me, it's very hard to gain weight with sugar. I eat cookies, ice cream, cake, etc almost every single day and I am 5'8 and only 108 lbs. You burn through the sugar before it can ever get stored as fat.
>>536392294>oy vey this drink contains 473,000,000,000 pL of water, goyim!111>quick lets make it illegal we don't want these dangerous amounts of water to be available do we?
>>536392294>>536392587>>536394545>>536392603Isn't Polymarket a gambling app?Of course those fucks want attention grabbing headlines.
>>536392774Prohibition worked against the things it was actually intended to stop: The old predatory saloon system and rural alcoholism. It failed in the cities because it was never really designed for them in the first place and they probably should have more narrowly tailored it for the rural problems it was trying to solve.
>>536395516Nigger, you have AIDS. I'm sorry you had to find out on /pol/.
I can’t believe they’d add 186,000,000,000,000,000,000 attograms of sugar to a single drink
>>536392587You don't understand anon, that's 186 MILLION nanogrammes.186 BILLION microns.NUMBER BIGGER, MORE WORRY.How to spot media bullshit 101, lesson 1: hyperbole gives them the horn and they can't stop rubbing it.
>>536395660If they only added 186 attograms they could call it Michelin-grade and sell it for $200 per cup.Rookie mistake on their part. They'll learn how to cuisinejewmaxx eventually.
>>536392649Sugar detox gives me sever headaches, low blood pressure, anxiety and depression
>>536392294Muh free speech muh rights-OY MATE U CAN'T PUT THAT MUCH SUGAR IN THAT CUP STOP
>>536395548most of the people posting polymarket screenshots are paid shills, them and kalshri have basically an unlimited marketing budget at this point so they aren't leaving any stone unturned for their "brand awareness" bullshit
>>536392533Sugar is a Jewish drug therefore it's allowed.
>>536398183It is kosher, so is HFCS.
>>536392294OH MY GOD 186,000,000,000 NANO GRAMS OF SUGAR
>>536395562Yes I am sure that was exactly why big oil lobbied to get it passed. Nigger brained ass.
186g of sugar is less than a 2 liter bottle of cokebig woopi drink 6 2 liter coke bottles every dayamerican in the uk btw so yes liter is spelled correctly
>>536392294Based
>>536394112Does anybody have the /fit/ screencap of a starbucks employee trying one of these and almost vomiting?
>>536392294They opened one of those cookie stores near me. Almost all the customers are 400lb black women and trendy teens
>>536395160fuck off aids rat
>>536399884No you don't
I love crumbl but jimminy Christmas they're really expensive.
>>536392294>Don't drink itIs it so hard?
>>536392603mutts had to convert 27/51 half footballs into the superior system
>>536392533This isn't that bad desu. I drink between 10 and 20 mountain dews a day. Will definitely be getting a couple of these as a treat my next visit
>>536392294I want to curb stomp the fucking faggot who named the company "crumbl" fucking retarded shit. You fucking millennials are retarded man children.
>>536400276Kill yourself nigger this affects societyKILL YOURSELF NIGGER
>>536401666It's mainly women and the maiming scheme is required for trademark reasons.
Dih bih gah
>>536392294>DADDY GOVERNMENT! HELP! BAN THIS SO I DON'T BUY IT!!!
>>536402125I know. We should have banned anime for at least 50 years so we can figure out whats going on.
>>536394382I used to work with this ham planet who used to get a drink every day at this drive through coffee shop that was a large energy drink with cherry syrup and half&half added and topped with whipped cream. I calculated the calories one time, it was over 1000. She's also the only person I've ever met who got gout.
>>536392871186 gorillion niggagrams?!
>>536392294Who measures sugar in mg?>How can we make the number look larger?Thats 3 bottles of coke
>>536395731>>536399637>breaking news drink contains over 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 sugar molecules!
>>536404521>>536404277just checked, there are 14,725,609,094,207,663,383,466,086 atoms in 186 g of sugar
That's 2 big gulp cups of coke
>>536394112can't even taste good, drink is cold. Sugar grains do not fully disolve.
>>536392294Oh i thought Klarna was switching industry
Why are Americans like this?
i cant get over the ridiculousness of the name crumblthis gay ass world needs to end already
>>536392587>>536392603186,000,000 ng
>>536392294>186,000mg of sugarSo you are saying it has 186,000,000 nanograms of sugar?
>>536392294Horrendous, to put in single drink 186000000 micrograms of sugar!!!!
>>536392587>>536392603>>536406866186,000,000,000 ng
>>536392696>if you don't let me consume my body weight in sugar everyday i'll just grow my own sugar cane and sell it illegally!come on fatty you're not going to make the effort>>536393552no. we are going to ban fat people from existence. you WILL lose weight and you will be happy
>>536392533>combines Red Bull, Mountain Dew, pineapple, strawberry puree, and coconut cream.Sounds disgusting.
>>536392294186g/12.5g/table spoon is 14.88 tablespoons. The company knew. This is the most based drink I've ever seen.
>>536392603>186,000mgaround 2 apple pies for our unit impaired burger frens
>>536392294We've got the muscle and bone destroying medicine on the nhs now :)I wonder what problems this will cause down the road.Thanks Starmer
>>536400219We do. I used to drink around 700g of sugar a day. I would go to a gas station in the morning to fill up a 100oz mug of mnt dew, at lunch I would get coke to mix it up, then after work I would do the same. Then I would eat 3 kit kat bars and a chocolate doughnut. At home I would eat nonstop carbs and beef. That was my daily intake. Now I lowered to 64oz of cola, as I think they changed the taste of mnt dew from the taps. Now it tastes foul. If you ain't guzzling ridiculous amounts of toxic waste you can't American.
>>536392294>>536394112This is fucking diabolical to subject your human organs to. It's surprising people don't see processed sugar the same way as alcohol or other poisons.
>>536392294Just don't drink it fatsos. I have no desire to try this sugarbomb but crying to ban it is just so gay and cucked.
Americans are fat pigs who can't control their caloric intake and I'm tired of pretending they're not
>>536392533desu I can clean out a dozen hot n fresh KK donuts easily. They're just too fucking good. I do have heart palpitations and cold sweats afterwards but it's worth it.
>>536401665seethe harder, faggotno one is forcing you talking to them, so fuck off with your dilation purulent wound
>>536407164>its trueTop fucking kek..
>>536407433He's not even strong fat shaking my head family
I went to the supermarket and bought a bag of 1,500,000 mg pure unadulterated sugar. Not the liquid stuff even, crack rocks of sugar. This should be illegal.
>>536406456He calls french fries chips and uses mum instead of mom, in the bit where he's sat in a car next to a parking lot trashcan it also looks like there's no steering wheel in front of him while he's in the front left seat, he's probably English. Not to say there aren't Americans who do the same shit, but we have exported that shit to the rest of the world in an irreparable way.
>>536407503There are newfags that come here everyday unaware of the extent of bots, feds, and pozz.
>>536407164>>536407504Gotta do it to em sometimes
crumbl coffee always gives me the shits but its sooo good
>>536407625A literal elephant foot. And somehow the elephant is less of an animal than la cretura los Americanos.
>>536392294JUST DRINK IT STRAIGHT TIME TO SUMMON THE ANTICHRIST LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD
THOUSANDS OF MILLIGRAMS OF SUGAROH GOD THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!1!!!111!!!
>>536394112Every single granule of white processed sugar you see in this video is a granule of sugar the pancreas has to work through and process by releasing insulin that uptakes the glucose circulating in the blood into the cells as glycogen. The pancreas has to work through all of that.
>>536394112Freedom. Those who bless Moloch shall be blessed.
>>536392533>daily half pound of sugar
186,000,000,000,000 pg of sugar...
>>536392294Im fully in support of letting fat people just eat themselves to death. And hopefully not reproducing before they suffer from natural selection.
>>536407877That's why im against Universal Healthcare btw.
>>536392294>tfw I just came back from running 15k to stay in shape but I see burgers are taking 2x my yearly total sugar allowance in 1 gulp
>>536392649>>536393663t. addicted to caffeine, sugar, cannabis and opiates>Which one should I quit first
aye
>>536392587>burgers cant into metric>retardsnow let's do the retard normie method for the benefit of your non existent education system>4g of sugar per teaspoon186g/4 = 47 teaspoons of sugarforty fucking seven spoons of sugar per drink
>>536392294Americans are so fat they see GLP-1 as a challenge. It just up the stakes to create even more egregious culinary abominations to overpower GLP-1
>>536406917That fried chicken soup needs more deep fried sugar
>>536395516Wait til you turn 40
>>5363925335 cans of coke isn't all that much
>>536392533HALF A POUND!
>>536392587Sugar in food is usually given in mg it's just they put such a comically large amount of sugar in this drink that the number looks comically large expressed in reasonable units.
>>536392294Why do you need that much sugar anyway? Did they just throw every sugary ingredient in there resulting in that widowmaker drink?
>>536406752>>536406646>>536406590>>536406815>>536406849It's the shoveling I don't understand. I'm overweight but I savor every bite. This dude would put it all in his mouth at once if he could
>>536393201>but 186g of surgar once in a long while wont hurt you.>what is glycation
186000000 micrograms of sugar is a literally insane amount
>>536408229ISN'T THAT MUCH!
>>536406752Tim Dillon was so right when he said for fat people nuggets are something you eat in between bites of your burger instead of breathing.
>>536392603I don't understand what the fuck either of those fake ass Narnia measurements are?? G??? Gatorade? Wtf is a mg? Machine gun? Fuck you. It's gallons and ounces.
>>536408408True
>>536392294>186000mgWhy do this for effect? It has 186g of sugar. And I guess fat fucks and retards don't know you're not supposed to drink the shit like water.
>>536407566Oddly enough this type of exhibitionist eating is mostly a Korean invention
>>536407566He also mentions Bolivia. Americans have zero information about Bolivia because it has never appeared in porn, videogames or fast food.
>>53640845347 spoons of sugarlike WTF?I cant even imagine the effort of even doing that into one cupt. drinks his coffee without sugardo any fuckers want to know how to taste measure the calibre of good coffee? it should be sweet enough to drink without added sugar. if it isnt its burger tier liquid brown toxic slop
>Oh, is that the cookie place everyone talks about?>Oh, this sounds interesting. A little bit of Red Bull since I need a pick-me-up>*sip*>Pancreas explodes
>>536392533how are you even breathing?
>>536392696>That worked for Prohibition, lolProhibition wasn't being enforced in New York.
>>536392603To trick people into clicking interacting with the tweet
>>536392294>186kmGso 186 Grams?container looks like 0,5Lso 186g in half al iter.37,2g of pure sugar per 100mLthat's easily twice as much as coke.
>>536392294This is what 180g of sugar looks like.
>>536408694>he hasn't seen Butch Cassidy and the Sundance KidMaybe that one is more of an age thing though.
>>536392881kys infidel
>>536409176Yah it's 14.88 tablespoons of sugar.
>>536392696Prohibition would have worked without jews getting involved.
>>536392294We need a total shutdown on Utah until we can figure out what the hell is going on
>>536409273you will die before me lard boy
>>536392294Total fattie upfattening
>>536392603I don't count in grams because I ain't no cracker!Also grams has bad connotations here because people count cocaine in the metric system, you buy cocaine in grams and also kilos. Also nuclear bombs are also kilos. Its pretty weird the brainwashing kids get. Illicit activities are always counted in Gulag Units and Imperial numbers are always wholesome.
Whats the point of this nonsense? Do you get high from too much sugar or something?
>>536392294I haven't had sugar for 4 years, this would kill me
>>536409176>the fucking bananathanks m8, I needed that throwback lolatually, I'm curious now. what's the difference between the natural sugar in a banana and the sugar in shit like coca cola, besides the obvious difference in amounts?
>>536409664Probably the time it takes for your body to process it, which controls how much of it is used live vs. stored in fat
>>536392603You're the one sensationalizing it. That's only 0.000186 megagrams.
>>536392294>186,000mgjust say 186gI know it's intended to scare peoplefuckers just don't care about their significant digits
>>536409664Refined sugars break down quick, since they're not packed in with the rest of something like a banana that at least has some nutrients to it instead of just sugar. So the refined sugars easily cause hard blood sugar and insulin spikes which makes it easier to develop diabetes, they also are more likely to just be empty caloric intake that gets quickly processed and end up being very likely to be stored as fat because of it.Overall it's best to just not add sugar or sweetener to things, if it's something that just naturally has some sugar to it like fruits and certain vegetables just make sure to not over indulge in them.
>>536392603Americans dont understand the metric system.It enrages and confuses us.
>>536400346KEK
>>536408136don't forget porn and computer games. And 4chan doomscrolling
>>536392533840 calories is only a third of my TDEE I could drink this every day and never get fat probably never get diabetes or anything but I'm not sure
>>536395378It's 840 calories you DYEL a regular milkshake has more calories
>>536409664they arent much different technically, but how you digest them makes all the difference."the sugar in shit like coca cola" covers a veeeery wide range of compounds, but generally speaking muricanos specifically use corn syrup and rest of the world uses sugar from sugar cane in food. There isn't really tooooo much difference between two, they are both troubling depending the dose.Theres something called glycemic index, but tldr, the sugar in banana is like hidden in hard to digest layers of selulose and stuff, it takes quite a while for you to take them out of there, and you take them out slowly, like imagine digging them out of a carpet one by one, and that doesnt fuck up your liver and veins.you crush a bottle of coke, that's like a truck dumping a whole load of sugar instantly in your stream. blood sugar jumps but more importantly the fructose directly overwhelm your liver and all sorts of magic happen from there.
>>536392294>enjoy the drink>post on socials>shoot up some ozempic I don’t see a problem here goys.
>>536409816>>536410330>>536410749thanks very much anons, I shall keep an eye out. i dont eat much shit, but I have grown fond of a lot of things like bananas, kiwis grapes etc between meals. probably not that healthy if I'm eating too much of it.
>>536400346>6 brazilian kill of grams>>536401666Mormons, I'm surprised only the OP and 1 other person mentioned it with this lego shit going on
>>536392294dih bih gah
>>5363922940.000000186 KILOTONS OF SUGAR???Its the Fat Man of shakes.
>>536407566He didn't write "me mum", therefore its impossible for him to be bri'ish.
god bless america
>>536410961you'll be perfectly fine, but try not to turn them into juice. like I mentioned it's a slow digest to take that sugar out, but if you turn an orange into juice we are moving to the instant sugar spike scenario.
>>536392587They could accurately say "nearly a half pound of sugar" and it would have greater effect. Language is a lost art.
>>536395562Proofz?>>536396006Unironically eat more kraut (fermented food in general)
>>536392294>186 000 mg
>>536394112>>536399925Found it, here's what these sorts of things taste like to normal people>>536401666>>536411047Mormons are second only to Jews in their propensity to try to beat God on technicalities>It's not sex if I put my penis in her vagina and have someone else move it!>Can't drink alcohol and caffeine, slams gallons of sugar syrup water instead
>>536407722Diabeetus for me n cletus, amirite fellow mutts?
>>536406646>>536406456What is “special” fried rice or lo mein?
>>536407503The level of newfaggotry to defend a tripfag, especially that one, is summer on levels not seen until today
>>536411624
>>536392294
I drink nigger sporm
>>536412223AFAIK special means multiple meats in the same dish. Lo Mein is just stir fried noddles with veggies and meat.
>>536392533> Daily half pound of sugarKek
>>536404521>breaking news drink contains over 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 sugar molecules!Too far
>>536392533>Red Bull, Mountain Dew, pineapple, strawberry puree, and coconut creamFuck that sounds positively incredible
>>536392774I didn't know alcohol was illegal in China.
>>536392294>This much sugar is also going to alter your state of consciousness too so what's the difference?idiot
>>536392881>not something any human with dignity should ever ingest>humanIt's for niggers you humongous faggot
>>536406646>>536406456Can someone please post that hot chick who eats burgers as a form of eye bleach?
>>536414126
>>536409176>>536409664Someday someone will invent time travel and people from the past will come to the current age and see all these photos of bananas. Since it's something none of them could have ever seen before they'll have no idea what it is or what our obsession is with it.
why say 186000mg instead of 186 grams? I mean 186 grams is a ton of sugar for a single drink. I mean a milkshake or something is probably close to 100g of sugar.
>>536413099Like a meat lovers stir fry? I don’t know how I feel about that
>>536392533An american will say to you he is a fat fuck, but he will never say why
>>536392533>that’s roughly equivalent to the sugar in five cans of Coke or about 19 Krispy Kreme donuts.Fuck I always feel bad when I get myself a treat at the bakery, I forgot how much worse a single can of soda is
>>536392533lol i love that krispy kremepie donuts are a standard unit of measurement in our country now
>>536415858cursed webm
>>536392294I hate people who cry to make things illegal. if I wanna drink a pound of sugar that is none of your business go live in china if you want someone telling you what you do
>>536410558my TDEE is over 3000 kcal/day but I would never eat this slop because I'm not fucking fat and retarded
>>536392587>>5363938951.86 x 10^2g
>>536394112my teeth hurt looking at this thingI'm a fat fuck who loves sugary baked goods but sweet drinks are just vile
>>536416004While you are 100% correct, I still find myself considering the possibility that you are unable to relax on the beach without concerned onlookers trying to tow you back into the ocean...
>>536400346We use grams for sugar on our nutrition labels. The closest functional imperial measurement would be an ounce, and an ounce is 28 grams so it's not that useful when measuring out foods because it'd be so commonly split up into tenths or even less than tenths.
>>536392294They wrote 186,000 mg instead of 186 grams because the bigger number is more sensationalistThere are some smoothies at Smoothie King called Hulks that are delicious that also have a massive amount of sugar, like 98 grams for a 32 ounce chocolate flavor. Sometimes I get them after a strenuous workout because they also have a ton of protein. But I am not going to pretend they are healthy with that much sugar.186 grams is already an insane number, but they didn't have to convert it to milligrams to get that point across
>>536409488Interesting observation.
>>536392533I hope they'll make a family size cup
>>536395731>>536392587I remind you that burgers think a quarter is bigger than one thirdbut still you whine like 186g is not a solid fucking block of sugar
>>536392294uh that's nothing, don't you know a can of coke has 39,000,000,000,000 PICOGRAMS of sugar???Total Mathlet Death
It's ok they'll put protein in it
>>536392294>186,000mg Why would they put it like that
>>536421869be cause they are mongoloids
