How do people live in these without blowing their brains out?>no privacy>nothing within walking distance>sound and smell of cars, gas, roads everywhere>24/7 noise pollution lawnmowers, blowers, weed whackers, construction>dogs barking everywhere at all hours>no flora diversity, just grass and 2-3 kinds of trees
>>536406091The worst part is you can't escape.
They exist simply to avoid niggers
>>536406091>FROM THE SICK, TWISTED MIND THAT BROUGHT YOU "US" AND "GET OUT">THIS SUMMER...>A NEW JORDAN PEELE JOINT...
>>536406091Suburbs are basically paradise when there are lots of trees. I cannot comprehend how anyone can hate them.
>>536406515With section 8 housing in America only an HOA keeps niggers out
>>536406804Where are the BIPOC?
>>536406091why do you have to go anywhere when you live in a big ass house with a pool? Once a week grocery trip, that’s it.
I live in a suburb and i have access to malls, parks and corner shops in walking distance. Life is comfy
>>536406091IS THAT A 3 BEDROOM 2 BATH HOUSEAHHHHHHHHHOVER 2000 SQ FT?UGHHHHHHHH2 CAR GARAGE??????NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>53640702515 miles away. For now.
>>536406091Post pics of your nearest window with timestamp right now, Sukhpreet.
>>536406804This. Kids can ride bikes without being run over. Fourth of July and other holidays becomes a neighborhood event
>>536406515https://www.npr.org/2022/11/08/1135190346/suburbs-are-now-the-most-diverse-areas-in-america
>>536406091You've never been in one have you?
WHAT ARE THE ALTERNATIVES?>LIVE IN SOME SHITHOLE FAVELA>LIVE IN SOME CITY WHERE VIOLENCE IS AROUND EVERY CORNER AND SMELLS LIKE PISS>LIVE IN FOREST ALONE, NEEDING TO DRIVE 1 HOUR FOR BASIC FOODS>LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ~90 IQ?literally nothing beats it except a beach town and you can't afford itplease unironically kill yourself
>>536406091America card-board Not even Barn Style!Like no Offense to old school Wild wild West Barns!Those were solid structures!!!
>>536406091As a bong, I've always found American suburbs appealing. They look comfy and a haven away from the city hellscapes
I bought an acre and a 5th wheel for 20kUsing a 1k truck to pull stumpsNeighbors on either side are boomers with million dollar mansions and im just burning shit in my clapped out 5th wheel.Feels good man. I have a 45x30 shed im building so slowly clearing the land NO ccrs so i just piss outside and shit in plastic bags lol
>>536408143Turns out it was a camp ground in 1970 so there's a gravel pad underneath about 7 inches or organic material and it goes down newely 3 feet. Basically over 100k of gravel in today's market which was cool.Boomer lots were all clay I guess and they paid a company 90k to clear and gravel their lot.
HOA's are actually satanic
>>536406091You don't sound American. >no privacyThere's nothing but privacy. You have your own detached house, lawn, and fences. And nobody's walking around or there if they don't live in that suburb, or even your own street.>nothing within walking distanceGood, that means poors, spics, and nigs can't easily access where I or my children sleep.>sound and smell of cars, gas, roads everywhereThis is what makes you not sound American. Suburbs are super quiet. Do you think everyone is revving their engines and doing drag races down the street? And apso, no traffic because if you have no reason to be there, you aren't there. You seem kind of stupid.>24/7 noise pollution lawnmowers, blowers, weed whackers, constructionOnly from like 8:30 am to 5 pm or so. It's really not that much noise and it happens when most people are at work or school. Construction?>dogs barking everywhere at all hours>no flora diversity, just grass and 2-3 kinds of treesYeah again, where are you getting your info? Dogs barking 24/7? You know people have gardens and do landscaping and such, right? The suburbs are great and a quiet White haven. I'm sorry you're brown, foreign, and poor?
>>536406091Walking is for poors and faggots. Both the sort of people that deserve to run over by real people who own and operate cars. If you don't own at least one car, you are not a human being and should not be be allowed human rights.
>>536406091You sound like a weak faggot. Hopefully you never reproduce, even through an accident.
>>536406091people don't live in those.consumer drones live in those.no human would ever buy such a dehumanizing "home"Humans live in older houses that were place "naturally" in appealing landscapes along rural roads with woodlands or prairie behind them for some distance until the next road.Even my small home in rural/smalltown New York sits half way up small valley and I have a stream running though my back yard year round.Those "Housing Developments" were made to house legions of barely sentient normie drones, not "People".
>>536406091too long didn't read, plus you're gay and brown. pic looks comfy though. seethe, dilate
>>536406091What is with you subhumans and leaf blowers? Do they emit some frequency that disrupts your brain worms or something?
>>536408143definitely something to be proud of
>>536406091Pod people will share a wall, floor, and ceiling with neighbors and then cope by saying "muh privacy!"
>>536406091i own a house here.
>>536406555>HOME OWNER ASSASSINATION
>>536406091it's the people who live in flatlands that suburbs suck. but just out of frame of this is gas stations, malls and parkland I'm sure. where exactly is this?It's a standard to have parkland every quarter mile within any subdivision. the thing is almost certainly there is at least a strip mall near by to buy goods. an anchored full size grocery store is almost a certain since it would be the flagship of purchasing food. flat land is a good way to get cardio riding a bike in your own neighborhood just taking different streets everyday.you could easily map out 10 different tracks in this wide area alone. why the fuck wouldn't you live there if homes were at least affordable. You know what's worse than your parent's suburbia? its knowing if you dont' start working now you wont have a 401k to survive and be homeless you dumb zoomer cunts
>>536409833is this canada?I wouldn't mind owning a home in the suburbs of California hills. fuck this flatland shit
>>536406515Not since 2008Obama started shipping inner city niggers to the every rural and suburban area he could.Trump loves new construction and has never lived around niggers, so he didn't careBiden ramped things up further with flooding the country with every illegal that could stumble across the rio grande
>>536409899it looks a lot like north edmonton where i live.
>>536406515they were made to avoid illegals and migrants, it became very profitable
>>536406091I would like to have a house. Without shitskins as neighbors this would be nice
>>536409954it goes deeper than this.Obama had connections to Chicagos infamous ACORN projects and wanted an opportunity to give free Housing Vouchers up to 3500 a month and the section 8 only had to pay like 500 a month of the rent.so they could rent out a 4000 dollar a month monster home.the AAA rating bank collapse happened just months before Obama took office. his liberal friends made bank on buying up foreclosures and renting them out to Section 8 Vouchers.My California neighborhood was in the 800k range and values dropped below 200k. one house after another were snatched up and sure enough here comes people from Oakland and South Central LA moving in. crime was out of this world. People had to lock their windows and cars stolen from their driveways. people started getting murdered in their own homes. 0 homicides to 15-20 in the first years aloneObama was a fucking nightmare. even blacks who owned homes were pissed off at hood rats coming into their neighborhoodsthis is the reality and it's been a nightmare ever since
Suburbs rule where else can you find such a high concentration of milfs in a place where niggers are actively hunted
>>536407518>>536407765>>536408083>>536408717Suburbs are Indian reservations for White people, Ranjesh. Why should Whites be quarantined to the least desirable land while browns get everything of value? Why are Whites forced to live in a police state where we need a loicense, registration and proof of insurance just to leave the house? Do you hate White people that much?
>>536410217it's the perfect balance between privacy and convenience. north american style houses are also the apex of comfort. my house is always 20 degrees 40% humidity no matter what the outside temperature is whether it's -30 in january or 30 in august. doctor is 10 minutes away, costco is 15, airport is 45, jasper (canadian rockies) are 5 hours on a divided four lane highway.
>>536407765do americans genuinely think these are the options? i genuinely think suburbs make americans mentally ill. why the fuck do you need to drive to get food, i literally have a lidl on my doorstep
>>536406091have you heard of NPCs?
>>536410007Aren't winters there cold as fuck? I mean i'm in Wisconsin and its horrible. I can't imagine Winnipeg or areas north. Good fishing up there.
>>536406804I want to live near the university here in town. Lots of old very well taken care of old houses. Many of them brick. They aren't cheap though and property taxes are high. Still to be near 10,000 college girls would be nice for a horny lonely old man.
>>536410997Because living attached to a grocery store fucking sucks
>>536410997If you want to live in a boomer apartment there are some brand new ones right next to a big grocery store, cell phone, gas station, etc. Most homes though aren't near grocery stores. Most grocery stores are surrounded by roads with heavy traffic so you'd need to cross a busy intersection.
>>536406091They are, but potbelly’d Mike and his trophy wife Megan whom transplanted from commiefornia just love it. They paid cash for that $600K house and are enjoying living in a red state that hacked down trees for their McMansion. Zero shame and we all hate them.
>>536411959it's not the cold that's bad it's the lack of sunlight. in the winter sun rises at 9am and sets at 4pm.
>>536412088it's not literally attached to a grocery store, it's a separate building next to my apartment complex>>536412460>Most grocery stores are surrounded by roads with heavy traffic so you'd need to cross a busy intersection.do you guys not have traffic lights
>>536406091suburbs are the best
>>536406091They are designed with no through streets so people who don't live there are rarely driving by. I wonder what Americans are so terrified of. I wonder what pricing out a bunch of people from being anywhere near you accomplishes. Must be some important reason Americans do this
>>536414495>pricing out a bunch of peopleenter Section 8, and say hello to your new nigbors
