City birds appear to be more afraid of women than men, and scientists have no idea why.>“I fully believe our results, that urban birds react differently based on the sex of the person approaching them,” said a co-author of a study that made this finding, “but I can’t explain them right now”https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/city-birds-appear-more-afraid-of-women-than-men-and-scientists-have-no-idea-why/
Yeah, and when exactly will "science" explain this.
>>536411022I know why.Stupid women will just walk into anything.Men pay attention and will try to not walk into shit.
>>536411022explains why my hen will tey to peck women's eyes out.
>>536411022>and scientists have no idea why.long hair means entanglement.
>>536411294Cute
>>536411022Women cover themselves with toxic fumes and makeup, birds probably think they smell bad
>>536411022The patriarchy o algo
>>536411148Pigeons answered the question : what is a woman. They'll bury the story now
>>536411404Animals can also smell when someone is on drugs, and all urbanite women are on drugs.
>>536411022go back to goybook with this shit you brown retard
>>536411022>scientists have no idea why.No they know exactly why, it's because women are horrible people. But a big part of modern "science" is dedicated to explaining and rationalising away the obvious answers.Scientists know IQ is mostly genetic, they know most fags were victims of child abuse, they know most trans people are fetishists and weak-minded faggots jumping on a trend etc. But they also know not to mess with the globohomo ideology, they know which side their toast is buttered on and what will happen if they don't toe the line. Reddit-style midwits love to talk about the dark ages and religious persecution of scientists, while cheering and clapping the modern version of thought control.
>>536411941People are enjoying the thread, you subhuman nigger. Go be a faggot somewhere else
>>536411022>https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/city-birds-appear-more-afraid-of-women-than-men-and-scientists-have-no-idea-why/>European Great Titskek
>>536412217Why call some birds tits?
>>536411022Animals can sense evil, birds are one of the smarter animals as well
>>536411294>teyWHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN YOU SMELLY NIGGER?
>>536411022>whybecause science is being overrun by leftist troons and they hate girls
50% of drivers on the road are women
Based
Because men are the ones who typically feed themWomen are selfish fucking cunts period
>>536411022Lack of cleanliness between the legs. Ask any dog.
They’ve actually done this study many times with consistent results: birds hate bitches.
>>536412561You're making a lot of sense right now.
>>536411243I swear someones going to die one of these days because of this.I can understand not having the computing power to realise the runner coming at you has no space to slide away from a crash because they are already on the edge of the curb and your friends moving in a line cover the rest of the space, I totally expect that lack of perceptionBut at the very fucking least if you saw some 190cm 95kg manmountain jogging directly at you staring in your eyes I at least expect you would instinctually react and move away instead of trying to play a game of pretend-not-interested-in-flirting out of all things and suddenly start staring at the clouds holy shitone of these days I will stop evading and someone will fly off their feet and fucking diepicrel btw, thats me.
Women only know how to hate and destroy everything that isn't their own children.
>>536411022>they bleed for five days and don't die
https://share.google/aimode/0sbSWJ1ZSXlC5q9a7
>Pigeon approaches woman>Woman screams loudly in high pitch>Pigeon approaches men>Men don't overreact and simply avoidI wonder why, what a mystery.
>>536411404The "news" already answered this a few weeks ago. Apparently birds see differently than humans (shocking!) and the makeup that women wear looks very different to birds than it does to humans. The makeup makes women look like horrible monsters. The birds don't like it. Neither do men
Animals are observant, they're not just drooling retards.They see lonely old men feeding them all the time. Women don't ever experience loneliness other than "why won't chad fuck me anymore" after their pussy is blown out.
>>536412401>animals can sense evilWhich is probably why animals feel pretty damn safe around me. I don't even kill spiders in the house. I say hi to them and let them crawl on their way. House spiders don't sit in a web waiting for food, they go out and hunt for bugs. Every house needs some house spiders
>>536411022Most men are homeless and outdoorsy. Women shriek if they so much as see a spider crawling on the wall.
>>536414354I used to leave all house spiders alone until I caught one to identify it and found out it was a fucking brown recluse. And every other spider I caught was also a brown recluse. And even THEN I still didnt squash them and just dropped them off into the woods. Although I do admit I put out glue traps because even though they're shy animals, I didnt want to risk a bite.
>>536411294The jew fears the pigeon tamer
>>536414880True
>>536411022I can't decide wether to view pigeons as friends or emergency food supply.
>>536414354>>536414666Pic rel, its one of the bigger ones I caught. I probably caught like 3 or 4 of them over the course of 2 weeks. Shit was kinda bad. They stopped showing up as much after I put out the glue traps, if I had the choice I'd rather deport them all to to the woods rather than kill them, but I've seen pictures of brown recluse bites and fuck that.
>>536414880Interestingly, judaism is considered a matriarchal faith.
>>536414666>satan doesn’t leave house spiders aloneJust tell us you’re female.
Dudes sitting in parks feeding birbs, not bothering them, chicks threaten the birbs that are just looking for a piece of bread, irl women are not disney princesses, they see a pigeon and think it's nasty, sure they are city chickens/rats with wings but it gains you nothing to be cruel to them, nor can the rats with wings harm you.
>>536415861Women on the internet don't real, anon. Also, brown recluse eat other spiders and they probably ate my actual house spiders.
>>536412461I was taking a shit, had some trouble, went cross eyed and made a typo, you fat lipped gorilla nigger.
>>536416155From childhood a woman will see that old man feeding birds and immediately try and chase them away.Women have this preprogrammed biological drive to see male contentment/happiness as a threat to their survival.
>>536416333Also how the fuck do I keep rolling triples wtf
>>536411022>bird takes a shit on a guys car>guy looks at the bird like he'd like to kill it, but realizes its a dumb animal and it had to go>drives away, going on with his day>bird takes takes a shit on a woman car>woman begins screaming at the top of her lungs, jumping up and down>spends the next 20 minutes looking for anything to throw at the bird before breaking down and crying on the curbBirds understand that women are irrational creatures that don't understand the natural order of the world
>>536416499checked it's because kek favors you today fren.
We can use this technology to keep trans out of the female toilets.
>>536417140>technologyJust let one to sit on your should.
It sounds like the birds dodged a fucking bullet.
>>536414250Most women are horrible monsters.
>>536411294moar of this qt
>>536411243It's probably because women are more likely to get at a bunch of birds on the ground to scare them out of their way while men will just walk through the birds.
>>536419052More likely to kick at a bunch of birds on the ground*
>>536413083based lurtz
>>536411022Can we use birds as tranny detectors?Just like miners used to bring a canary to detect danger, men could carry a pigeon to blind dates. We could also use them as toilet guards.
>>536411022can they tell the difference between a woman and a man dressing as a woman?
>>536411022Because men who wanted to kill them actualy suceeded, while women let them escape to tell their story
>>536411294Pigeons are a severely under rated pet. Jews brainwashed people into thinking they are peets and not a domesticated species. Pigeons and doves are the same species. >>536411366Women also go >OMG YYYEEEEAAHHH SOOO CUUUTREE AAHHHH
>>536414398Spiders are bros
>>536411294that's a parrot you dumb nigger
>>536411022Women entirely oblivious to their environment.Men are not.
>>536413214>that isn't their own childrenabort rates disagree with you
>>536411366and victory
It could also be the colours people wear. Most men wear darker shades and women brighter, more colourful shades. I have this one yellow coat that makes the birds go mental, squawking like they just saw an alien land.
>>536419822I think it's more like women are just more likely to hurt animals for the fun of it whereas men usually don't. There are exceptions of course but the general pattern remains
Birds see UV light. Hair reflects UV light. Women have more/bigger hair. This is why.
>>536411022>scientists have no idea whywho's even paying them money to study this shit
>>536420104Makeup also tends to reflect UV light
>>536414250ah, that's why birds still like me
>>536411022Pigeons are my favorite Pic related is my favorite bird of prey
>>536412284Why call breasts like birds?
>>536420844True I've been catching birbs and harvesting them for electronics to sell. Been making my living this way for a few years now
>>536411559Hunt them down, fucking bigots
>>536411022Birds can see the demon aura women emanate.
I LOVE birds!
>>536411022cityfag women are mega greedy and sad all around
>>536413083>one of these daysFor shame Roach you disappoint your ancestors. Stop being a pussy whipped bitch boy and barrel through the whores
>>536420015Men are more violent and dangerous than women.
>>536417140Rare and based.
>>536420924
>>536411022women more likely to shriek if a bird flies near their head, startling the bird
Because women hate peace and quiet
>>536422031
>>536411022>(((feminine))) energy reportedly repulsivethe mystery may never be solved
urban birds know that women's long hair will give them stringfoot
>>536411022probably that odd smell of tuna without any in sight
>>536422271This
>>536422268I choose both.
>>536411022Irrelevant questions that the experts charged ten millions in tax payer's money, to try and figure out.
Birds are Incelcoded
>>536422221
>>536422674Family forced me to go dove hunting once when I was a child each dove only has about two chicken nuggets of meat in it it's kind of sad.
>>536411022Probably because animals can sense emotions, and women are more likely to stress when interacting with an untamed creature.The animal sensing the woman's uncertainty would probably raise alarms for a creature trying to survive.Whereas a man would have a higher chance of having an emotional reading of trying to complete a task - which is a much less exilerating aura.
>>536422600Hell of a lot nicer than women
>>536422674Those are pigeons
>>536422772damn...that sucks, I feed this couple every few days
>>536422844not really
>>536422844Pigeons are Doves
>>536422942They're pigeons >>536423017And, no, pigeons are not doves.
>>536423088ok
>>536423088>Yes, doves and pigeons are fundamentally the same bird. Both belong to the exact same scientific family, Columbidae, and there is no strict biological or taxonomic difference between them>All members of the family Columbidae are technically considered both pigeons and doves. For example, the common city pigeon is scientifically named the Rock Dove.The difference is entirely linguistic based on colloquial naming conventions not biology
>>536411022women are naturally afraid of everything, including their own shadow, and the birb picks up on thismen have absolutely no fear of the birb, the birb is relaxed because of thisthese birb people are fucking retarded>t. studied birb law
>>536411022HOLY SHITthis made me realize that i have NEVER ever once in 35 years seen a woman feeding pigeons. every time i have seen this it has always been a male. every single time. AHAHAHAHAthis is a mind-blowing revelation
>>536423593Old men can be nice yet lonely. Keep few friends. Old women form veritable witches covens to make sure they never have to think about being alone.
>>536411022>When first presented with the Monty Hall problem, an overwhelming majority of people assume that each door has an equal probability and conclude that switching does not matter.[9] Out of 228 subjects in one study, only 13% chose to switch.[22] In vos Savant's book The Power of Logical Thinking,[23] cognitive psychologist Massimo Piattelli-Palmarini writes: "No other statistical puzzle comes so close to fooling all the people all the time [and] even Nobel physicists systematically give the wrong answer, and that they insist on it, and they are ready to berate in print those who propose the right answer". Pigeons repeatedly exposed to the problem rapidly learn to always switch, unlike humans.[24]
>>536422600So... incels are actual good people that care about animals but have weird fixations and people mess with them for no reason besides they being weird or ugly?
>>536411022I think it is probably because women are tittycats.
>>536426287no incel is a buzzword invented by Tavistock for social engeneering purpose it's not a real word not even a real concept don't worry you don't live in reality anyway
>>536426317
>>536414250So it looks the same or looks different?
>>536411022toxoplasmosis from all the cat ownership on a count of the high rate of radical feminism
>>536411022The birds know they are parasitized and are evil.
>>536422268>two types of womenthey fuck you up in different ways
>>536422268I wonder why women spend so much money an shoes when no guy (other than "special" ones) looks at them.
women are more scared, scare them away. litter less food. men interact more if they do because the birds are the only ones giving attention. over time this accumulates.
drunk retards with kebaps the bird knows the man very well its his friend
>>536411022Animals can sense vibes. Women are more demonic so they don’t like them as much, same with brown people and Jews.
>>536414354> I don't even kill spiders in the house.Fkn based and redpilled. I also keep the spiders around, I for cellar spiders, very chill spiders and they help keep insect population down. Only spiders I kill are brown recluses because their bites can melt a massive hole in your flesh
>>536411022I don’t know but the pigeons in Chicago are as big as cats and they don’t fly anymore They aren’t afraid of shit and iv heard they’ve mugged people before
