Why did she do this?
>>536414772Women are so cringe
>>536414772it's a geode you perv. but that ho is also ugly and looks like a tranny, fuck her and her granddaddy
>>536414772Trump promised her pussy to some disgusting kike in exchange for money or power like he did his most beloved daughter years agoWhat's confusing about this?
>>536414772Is that supposed to be a wound? mineralized rock vein? pussy hole? idgi
>>536414772looks tasty?
>>536414873Geodes are either quartz white or purple or greenish, red just looks like a gash
>>536414772A haiku for Kai-A man gets dick snippedhis gaping infested woundor should i say herThank you for attending this reading.
>>536414939DOES THIS CAKE NEED TO BE DILATED
>>536414772Happy Birthday Kai
>>536414772Looks ready to settle down
>>536414873Let's render 1/8 of your cake inedible.Great decoration.
>>536414939>retard can't into woman makes standard thing in pink because it looks nicer and fuck the rules
Isn't Kai a troon?
>>536415155>what is rock candy
>>536415103Lol.
>>536414772It's what her asshole looks like after summers in Mar-a-Lago
>>536414772This girl is only 19 thats ridiculous,she looks and acts 30
>>536414939???
>>536415189So you'll enjoy it if you got that slice?
foids: don’t objectify mealso foids:
>>536414772a sore wound?
>>536415156okay mister woman expertwhy would a geode be the theme of an 19 yo airhead's birthday cake?
>>536415409well it depends, i used to like getting the slice with the confection sugar decoration, but as i got older the sugar was too much so probably not, but that can be a sacrificial slice for everyone to get a bit of rock candy. i agree it's too much for one person but cakes aren't like cells in a battery or spreadsheets meant to contain so many things in ordered quantities, it's meant to be more discrete units
>>536415891YOUD EXPECT SOME KINDA GOLF THING COCKTAILS AT THE CLUBHOUSE
>>536414772axe wound?
If you care you're a golem
>>536414772I think >>536414873 is correct but she probably hasn't been exposed to a trannys rot pocket like we haveBless her heart
>>536415891if you ever lived in a rich area you'd know that malls and particularly rich stores are filled with such decorations, if not having stores dedicated to selling crystals. they see it and like it. it's a cute generally appreciated thing, crystals, because they make people think of jewelry and richness and all sorts or fantasy things
>>536416108far fetched but maybe makes sense, okay
>>536416014i should have said mixture rather than battery or spreadsheet, but funny enough a mixture is meant to be homogenized so i guess that's why i didn't say it. anyway, a cake is more a construction-post-mixture thing. i'm way too high why the fuck am i talking about cake construction
>>536414873>Teehee, it's a geode that looks deliberately like a wound or pussy, but if you point out the latter we'll just say you're insaneElites actually think they're geniuses for doing this shit
>>536415404Okay you found the one red geode. Most common are quartz and amethyst.
I don't get why it wouldn't make it amethyst. Purple pink is nicer than gash red.
my swarthy quarter jew princess
>>536414772Is that a gash cake
>>536414772Built for BBC
>>536414873>GeodeThat's a Gash Cake retard.
I am LE OUTRAGED
rate my geodes niggersall natural, no fake chinese bullshit
>>536415404Nice heat-treated amethyst fag.Pour some pink dye on it while you're at it.
>>536414772I was talking to a rich guy's kid once (he was in his early 20s).They are so often disconnected with reality it is so fucking odd.>haha, I'm so broke I bought these expensive clothes on saleDude, I had to feed on potatoes for months to pay rent at your age.
>>536414923>t. future throat cancer patient
>>536414991nice, i counted it, you nailed the 5-7-5
what an awful family
>red gaping cake
>>536414772looks sickpinks my 3rd favorite color and 2nd favorite flavor
So Kai...Did the cake contain any...hahemSPECIAL ingredients?
>>536414772Last thing I want for a birthday is a cake that looks like a pussy on a period with dingleberries hanging off it.
>>5364166964/10 7/108/106/10
>>536414772dang ol' big fish in a small pond. gross, fondant spam =/= pastry prowess. talkinbout...
>>536416520I wonder if the elites will stop trying to breed their way into Judaism now that everyone hates Israel.
>>536417368crusty dusty ol' cavern
>>536414991-applause by snapping fingers-
>>536417565>trying to breed their way into Judaismlol, it's the other way around
