Elon just made it possible for even poorfags to buy into the SpaceX IPO. EVERYONE has the chance to prosper.
>>536432080You mean EVERYONE has the chance to be left holding the bag after the financial elites make their money.
>>536432080That IPO is going to bomb hardcore. I wouldn't sink a nickel into it for Elon's granny.
>>536432080I want my own weapons manufacturing company and I want a space force too. protect our shit man.
>>536432335You should always bet on elon.like people have been saying tesla is going to crash for years.
>>536432335Still butthurt about DOGE, huh?Why not go get justifiably homicided by ICE like all the other faggots?
>>536432080SpaceX's only utility is sending satellites into orbit. Until it starts mining asteroids/the moon it wont be worth investing in.
>>536432080Same as crypto. As soon as ico like ICP, all the *real* ground floor investors rug.
>>536432399It will crash, along with the entire market. I mean the Fed can only print so much to keep kicking the can and the backend collapses from inflation. It's all fucked.
>>536432080Jews are enslaving us
>>536432239>>536432335>>536432573>>536432477ESL non-humanoids posts^
>>536432436the starlink-side of spacex is what is making them money
I'm not buying Elon's meme coins.
This means even me here from Brazil can participate, thank you Elon Musk.
>hold my 2 trillion dollar bag
>>536432698the fewer buyers the better hush up
>>536432715>>536433357If you europoors cant afford 135$ you dont deserve to buy into it anyways.
Cool, another thread where broke financially illiterate retards share investing advice at a twitter screencap posted by a spambot!
>>536433463their prospectus is a little frightening. i really wish he didn't tie "xai" into it
>>536432080fuck elon fuck gayx defund that pedophile and hang him for treason nationalize his assets
Damn, that nigger's changing IDs like crazy! He probably wants a (You) as well!
>>536433621>your brain on morminism
>>536432573The more they kick it down the road the harder the fall will be. Its gonna make 2008 crash look like a joke this next one in the midle of an oil crisis as well.The Mother of all Crisis they are gonna call it in the history books.
>>536432080american scam land
>>536432080I am not saying I think the IPO is goint to tank. I am saying that at this point, with all this coverage, any profits from stock purchased now are already baked in. Anyone who was going to make a killing with this IPO bought in a long time ago. Buying in now is just the sheep handing their money to the wolves.
>>536432239Fpbp the classic rule of thumb for IPOs is either day trade it for the day or if your serious get involved 6 months after the IPO. Also blackberry is looking good rn
>>536433723It's blatantly obvious to anyone who is being objective. The entire system is going to collapse in a cascade event. I mean fuck, Tesla is like 300+ in PE ratio, historically a PE ratio of 20 was considered high.I'm going to enjoy this country collapsing, it is deserved.
>>536433564Tying xAI into it gives me a boner, economically viable space shit is decades away but AI putting the office class in the unemployment line is worth tens of trillions NOW
>>536433851eh
>>536433889not going to happen. and the profits are almost exclusively from star link. really wish he would've just taken that public, once they get cell support it's basically over
>>536433564>i really wish he didn't tie "xai" into itare you a brainlet? the whole point of this ipo was a liquidity event for all the AI employees with options
>>536434081
>>536434351oh you are a spreadsheet brainlet. all the upside is in the AI lob, the orbital dc cashflow will overwhelm the starlink cash flow after elon actually launches one
>>536432080You’d be a real fucking idiot to buy things at IPO price. They almost always dip.
Wtf does that mean? I am too retarded for this.It's US Military corp anyway, makes money my ass, aside from starlink civilian aka the cover... I thought X was publicly traded already.
>>536432080
>>536432080>Even the poorest desperate slave-class who hates their miserable life we inflicted on them can now further enslave themselves to our abusive power by having no last viable option to escape hell but to gamble their survival rations in our stock casino.How generous of them.
>>536434891their whole plan with xai hinges on twitter ads and grok+ or whatever:>The Company generates revenue from (i) the sale of ad products displayed on its X platform, and (ii) providing AI solutions and infrastructure, which includes subscription-related offerings, data licensing arrangements, and API access to Grok modelsseems like a huge mess with little actually coming in. who the fuck wants to pay for grok
>>536432080Just remember to sell before the dump part of this pump and dump scheme.
>>536436040Twitter used to be public. Musk bought it and took it private, renamed it X
>>536434891>AI loss from operations for the year ended December 31, 2025 increased by $4,794 million, or 307.1%, compared to the prior year ended December 31, 2024 driven by the factors described above.
>>536437926>>536438225people like you were complaining about the cost of steel when laying down the first rail tracks
>>536433858it won't collapse. they have been making the final stage of preparations. they're going to catch it and the entire country will be reset over night. and the jews will have won. at least you get some UBI. maybe there will be a setting in your neurolink chip that changes the skin tone of all the nons around you to white.
>>536438366Or they lose and get nothing for their troubles while we retake control and get everything.
>>536438560okay short bus
>even poorfags can buy into this scam if they were smart they would avoid this like lottery tickets
>>536432080Elmo needs retail investor suckers to buy his bags and bail out his debtThere's a sucker born every minute
>>536432698Starlink it turd world/rural tech, in developed countries your local fiber provider is almost always preferable. While competition is good, that's an aside and in terms of investment starlink is not going to be a good source for endless growth that shareholders expect. That can only come from space mining.
>>536439146>fiber provider is almost always preferable.name one single example where you could have access to fiber but would instead want starlink
>>536432080what if everyone just stopped playing with stocks, how many Jews do we get jumping out of sky scrappers when that happens?
>>536437918>>Even the poorest desperate slave-class who hates their miserable life we inflicted on them can now further enslave themselves to our abusive power by having no last viable option to escape hell but to gamble their survival rations in our stock casino.the poor have the lottery scratchoffs(((they))) have figured out how to tax everything, even poverty, lotteries are a tax on poverty
>>536432080its a scam. it will never be profitable and the free money to pump any scamstock had ended years ago stay away! tell everyone to stay away the only company whos really making a bank in this AI madness is nvidia (just look it up)
>>536439187There is a rare market chunk where local ISPs in rural areas absolutely jew their customers (Im talking like 300 a month) for broadband, but that's rapidly shrinking and only because of lack of competition/local collusion/corruption/etc.But otherwise that's my point, eventually fiber will be everywhere so Starlink will only exist to subsidize some pakastani sheep herder's access to the internet or give entire african villages the ability to goon.Unless you subscribe to the theories that the US government plans to weaponize Starlink.
>>536432080He's forced everybody's retirement to buy in so he can get the bailout when Grok and all the other unprofitable Ai bullshit inevitably bursts.We need French Revolution style movement against richfags like him. Unrig the game by force.
>>536439146simply untrue. also:>In the United States, we expect to be able to provide 5G-like connectivity to a meaningful portion of existing unmodified devices through our Starlink Mobile Gen2 service utilizing our V2 Mobile satellites, either by operating on spectrum leased to us by MNO partners or by utilizing our own domestic spectrum holdings.
>>536432403Of course the conservative is jacking off to the thought of ICE killing White people.
>>536439146>>536439346You're thinking consumer markets anon. Starlink's major customers will be governments, and other businesses such as airliners.Starlink still is the only actually profitable part of his company though, with it's profits completely burned in the oven that is xAI.
>>536432080>$2000 or more in the account.I fucking hate boomers so much.
anyways i'm out for the night, but will probably buy in after 6 monthsfor those that want to read: https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1181412/000162828026036936/spaceexplorationtechnologi.htm
>>536432436Yeah, doing the most difficult thing in the history of humanity with reusable rockets.
>>536439346Or use SpaceX rockets as ICBM’s
When is the IPO going live? And can you trade it pre-market?
basically just removing the guard rails.instead of gating success or failure behind arbitrary numbers, everyone is now free to either make it big or fuck themselves into indentured servitude.
