You'd be impressed too if you were paid for it.
>>536442918The bread they sell in America comes in plastic wrappers and sliced with ingredient lists longer than the constitution. Bread like that is a rare sight in America.
>>536442918Maybe it was super good quality
>>536442981plus in USA the Jews spray poison on all wheat.
>>536442918Because it was actual bread and not a sponge with six gorillian additives
>>536442981The only place I've ever been in Germany is Berlin and, were I to judge your whole country based on that experience, I have to conclude that Germany is just as big of a hellhole as any other modern ZOG economic zone.
>>536442918>Everyone knows Russia's is famous for its breadIs it? I would have thought France
>>536442918Low expectations?
>>536443096I bet dis nigga a vet who sucked Israeli cock and got deployed to an US base in Berlin
>>536443038you'll eat it if we have to shove it down your throats until your neck snaps and you suffocate, zero problem with USDA certified bread, only your nonsense that needs to fact checked. Eat your food you pig. I hate you trash. You'd have bread full of sticks and bugs were it left up to you little bastards.
>>536442981That is such a retarded Eurocuck cope, Tucker is part of the 0.01%, I bet that it was the few times he ever been to a supermarket.
>>536443135No, I'm a poker player. My greatest joy in life is taking money from degenerate kikes who think they are good at gambling.
>>536442918not even good bread huge fucking cope about european food being better and russian. Yet they eat w.e we invent
>>536442981>the worst food in the planet speaks Yeah america sells 1 type of bread.
>>536442981We have bread like that in every grocery store but it is in a package because we're not fucking animals.
everyone should hate russia out of the biden term this was a huge positive
>>536442918His audience are flyover state boomers that shop at Dollar General and are scared of cities, seeing a regular supermarket with fresh produce and baked goods is genuinely alien to them.
>>536442918Everything what Americans call as bread is in EU considered only as very sweet butter cake to coffee or tea ! They have no clue what bread is !
>>536442918because russian bread is made from wheat not plastic like in the west
>>536443040I’m not exaggerating when I say 99% of our bread here is poison. I’ve only found two stores with bread that has the actual ingredients of bread, Aldi and Trader Joe’s. We currently live in a country with imitation freedom and they are feeding us imitation food.
>>536443096>The only place I've been in the USA is Seattle, so I conclude that all of USA is like Seattle.Seriously?
>>536443096Berlin is a shithole.
>>536443018It was very cheap bread thats why he was impressed. Carlson clearly didnt understand that russian minimum wage is 320€/month.
>>536443632I was making about about his weird ideas about American bread.It is not hard to find good bread anywhere in America.
i heard that american bread would be considered cake in europe
>>536443771>In 2020, Ireland’s Supreme Court ruled that Subway's rolls cannot legally be classified as "bread". Under the Irish Value-Added Tax Act of 1972, staple bread cannot exceed 2% of the flour's weight in sugar. Subway’s recipe features a 10% sugar ratio, so the court legally categorized it as confectionary (or cake).
>>536442918It goes back to the 1980's and boomer's view of the Soviet Union. Back then Soviets waited in line for hours for the most basic things like shitty bread or toilet paper. Soviets hoarded and the black market thrived.When Gorbachev came to the United Stated Reagan took him to a normal American grocery store with shelves filled with 50 kinds of bread, and thousands of other products. He was visibly shaken as he realized that communism can BARELY supple the basic needs of it's citizens while even the poorest capitalist lives like a king in comparison.Most boomers think that Russia is still the Soviet Union; that people still wait in lines for a few crap things, and it's poor, backwards, and corrupt.This was Carlson's "inverse Gorbachev moment" as he realized that the Russian Federation is NOT the Soviet Union.
>>536442918Because he was demonstrating muh western sanctions were a sham. Plenty of everything still in the store.
This always makes me laugh.I developed an elaborate South Park episode in my head of tucker in russia getting outterly obsessed with bread. He goes for an interview, ends up going to a store and sees this loaf of bread with nuts in it and loses his shit.Slowly descending into mania in the hotel room, kgb starts to suspect he's there to kill their leaders. cia starts to suspect he's flipped to kgb and won't go home, spilling the secrets.fox news new investigative journalist possessed by o a long dead real old school investigative journalist becomes obsessed in uncovering who tucker works for. And where he is eventually.Meanwhile tucker goes for a stroll and encounters a double agent of kgo and cia who fell off the grid becoming a street drunk... who also once became opsesed with finding the perfect loaf of bread. Both agencies think he defected and ran off to the other.He tells tucker best bread recipe is berries under an old now long gone bakery that can only be reached traversing moscow tunnels. lolTucker goes mad and enters the tunnels outterly obsessed with precious precious bread. Meanwhile all agencies above and now militaries slowely get involved looking for him while simultaneously escalating with eachother over misunderstandings to total nuclear civilizational annihilation.Ironically, tucker survives the nukes! lol
>>536443584I admit I took our food for granted before I visited the US, everything tasted “off” and the huge list of ingredients made ours look concise in comparison
>>536443677The same would be true for both of our cunts if you eliminated our capitals
>>536442958fpbp
Another version would be tucker finds the perfect bread recipe, but the best way to make it is with wheat grown in rich black ukranian soil! Problem being that globalists are spraying it, the lands they plant and control, and the russians are not even permitting planting during war. lolSo tucker goes into the most elaborate diplomatic, military, spy deception all front war against all and via all and with all and next to all in a twist beyond fucking comprehension just so he can plant a season to harvest and make the perfect loaf of bread! lolIronically possibly tricking all sides to some retarded ornamentation of coexistence that salvages civilization.
>>536443677so germany is not wildly centralized but instead has 4-5 different economic and population hubs and thats bad... why?
>>536442918they were trying to recreate the yeltsin moment.unfortunately, russia is a shithole.
>>536443096was the bread good, though?
>>536443683I agree, even though most of your top-shelf bread have some issues we don't have at all. So seriously, American foodstuff (yes, I've been over, many times) is ingredience wise, incredibly crap from bottom to upper mid. While the absolute top, is fine - some issues from my point of view, but absolutely top quality non-the-less.
>>536442918To make NAFO seethe. You fell for it OP.
>>536442918>Men only want one thing and it is fucking disgusting
>>536443678better than finland that doesn't even have a minimum wage
>>536442918Bread is one of the few things I liked in Russia.
>>536442981Not to mention all the food in America is GMO poison.
>>536442918Why are you obsessed with Tucker? He's your own Masonic plant broadcasting fake antisemitism.
>>536442981You're honestly a swarthy nigger Arab if you think this. I'm Aussie and fucking worked for Kraftsmen Bakery in Houston. Pumping out shit loads of high end low priced bread in 2012. Nigger lick your own anus it probably tastes as good as German chocolate
>>536442918All we have in America is Wonder Bread.
>>536444453Memeflaggot don't lie
>>536442918because globohomo narrative was saying russia was collapsing, and that they lived in caves
>>536442918>why is there bread sitting out in the open >do i have to buy it now that I touched it>who else has touched it?>how long has it been sitting here?>wtf is wrong with these people
>>536442981>let me tell you about your countryKek. Shut up Muhammad.
You can walk into any random Walmart in the US and there'll be a fresh baked bread section. Who started the meme that the US only has processed bread?
>>536442981they hated hans for speaking the truth
>>536445004>processed bread:I>freshly baked processed bread:O
his wife doesn't bake
>>536442981This is true and the mutts pretending it isn't are gaslighting. There's virtually no real food inside grocery stores.
>>536443038Why would they do that? It is certified to be healthy by the FDA, not?
>>536442981Ahmed i know where you originally come from looks like shit compared to Germany but you don't need to shit on America anymore you already are in a great country so just assimilate and don't turn Germany into another shit hole like the country you came from.
>>536442918You haven't seen the horror that is American "bread". There's a reason Americans think bread is bad for you.
>>536442981SPBPPicrel are bread variations and a proper bakery, not the >Muh same white wheat loaf toast shit fuck everywhere
>>536442981Correct. And we do have "real bread" in America which is just flour, salt, yeast, and water. But for some strange reason it's almost always like $8 a loaf.The reason Tucker was impressed with Russian bread is that you could get real bread in Russia for about $0.50.Americans are fed goyslop by the jews to lower our IQ and turn us into christian golem mongrels.
>>536442981Can i be honorary German?
>>536445509>There's a reason Americans think bread is bad for you.because theirs is, and yours isnt any better
>>536445688post more goyslop
>>536445302sweet jesus no
>>536442918in america real fresh bread is a luxury item>>536442981correct. americans can't afford bread
>>536442981I remember eating real food the first time I came here from the states and it changed my life.
>>536446015many such cases
>>536442918It’s not poison like American roundup soaked wheat garbage
The bar is so pitifully low for russians that, by the eyes of shills, bread in the market is seen as accomplishment>wow look they're almost like human beings with their bread and what not :o
>>536442918>>536442981this, i traveled for some years and when i missed home, romanian bread was always among the first things that came to mind, freshly baked, the smell, crunchy on the outside, soft as a cloud but not too dense on the inside with almost no sugarbread in other countries is too sweet or has the texture of fucking cardboard
>>536442918Every foreign visitor in Russia must go to a supermarket and be impressed if they want to leave the country safely and timely
>>536445407Skill issue.
>>536446440the "bread" on the right will stay fresh for 6 months and never goes stale. somehow no one ever thinks to themselves hold on that ain't normal
>>536446312bread shouldnt have sugar, at all, I learned to make bread during covid 19 scam lockdowns. and adding any sugar to me makes it taste like shit. why the FUCK should bread taste sweet? just salt, yeast, water and flour is all you need to bake the dankest fresh bread.
>>536446667The common lie is that you are supposed to use sugar to "wake up" the yeast. Yeast doesn't need to be "woken up". You just put it in the flour with salt and mildly warm water, and it will do its job all on its own.
>>536442981You're wrong. Having visited America, they have bakeries as well over there. Sure the prices aren't as low as Europe for basic products like baked bread, raw milk, decent organic fruits/veggies but they still have a vast selections of things to pick from. In fact, they might even have a bigger selection than you do in Germany since they're an ultra capitalistic country where you can find pretty much anything your heart desires as long as you've got the money to pay for it.
>>536446931>bigger selection than you do in GermanyHow would you even know? The single bakery thing you know is a fucking Baguette in three variations
>>536442958>the only people who criticize america are people who are paid to do soSure, kike>>536443040/thread
>>536442981I made my own sourdough and immediately went back to white bread. All that talk is bullshit and hype. As usual, we do it better here.
>>536442918>Russia has good bread hence we should not arm Ukraine and let Russia winGigachad. It's that easy. Bread is more worth than east Slavic lives.
>>536442981Nah Kraut is right our bread sucks ass.
>>536446121I wonder what he even believed about us before
>>536443584I could not believe my eyes when I saw Aldi actually sells honest to god sourdough. Even their brioche hamburger buns are like 6 ingredients. Bless Aldi.
>>536442918He's one of the called "intel agency soft assets". Foreing nor domestic is irrelevant, he's working a role and being wrangled by him is a red flag for you, not him
>>536443018>super good quality bread>random EU flagBread is bread you fucking retard. You can get a bread maker for like 50 bucks. The quality of bread peaks very early, it's the easiest thing in the world to make.
>>536442918He literally just enjoyed being around white people with white norms.
