>In 2018 roscosmos said there was an issue caused by an american astronaut drilling holes in the structure>the astronaut was having a psychotic episode because she was menstruating>fast forward to today and NASA issued an evacuation order because of a major leak>russians stay and patch up the leak>NASA reverses evacuation alert
>>536471404Women aren't astronauts and the only reason they are in space is because men are stupid enough to put them there
Allegorical
Russians are literally me
>>536471404The fact that NASA had to create an entire information campaign to perform damage control that they DEI'd a psychotic woman into space will never not make me laugh.The sole article purporting to "debunk" the "Russian narrative" is some basedboy writing for Ars Technica who makes lots of claims like>This, of course, is a complete fabrication.>the idea that a NASA astronaut snapped on orbit and decided to drill her way through a pressure module, with only vacuum on the other side, is preposterous.>Most likely a technician accidentally damaged the Soyuz spacecraft and sought to cover up this error by applying a makeshift patch, perhaps some form of super glue.
>>536471404Sounds like BS please try again
>>536471404Never put a woman in a high pressure environment. DEI curse
>>536471451we should put all of them there and have some peace and quiet
>>536477047>Never put a woman in a high pressure environment.Put women in a vacuum.
>>536471451holes in space is like peas in pod
>>536473244Note that we have photographs of the holes as they were discovered, and there is no trace of any sort of glue or other patching compound. Furthermore, there are metal chips visible in the hole, with paint on them.
>>536471404That was the astronaut suffering from pandorum right?
>>536478792Sorry chud but Ars Technica is a "trusted source" which means whatever Texas meteorologist Eric Berger writes is the truth
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>>536471404>American austronaut drilling holes in the structureIt was a jewish transgender man who drilled holes in the space toilet because he didn't like it and wanted to poop in the emergency diapersliterally this is the actual official storyjews have been exiled from space
