>bitcoin crashes >nobody gives a fuckseems that the crypto meme finally dieded
heh>smirkswhales accumulate
>>536481980Everything including precious metals went to shit, not just bitcoin
you lost tranny
it's being raped to death by the wall street subhumansbtw they've also been doing it to real estate, PMs, AI and inflation
>>536481980nigger, bitcoin crashes like once every 3 years. Are you some fucking retard born yesterday?
fuckin a NIGGERfucking a NIGGER gettin AIIIIIEEEAIIIDS
>>536481980i blame /biz/ for adopting email registration
>>536481980This is just people getting out cash for the spacex ipo
>>536481980(((Bitcoin)))Go get a real job, kikes
>>536482244yeah pretty obvious, then they'll pump and dump spacex and then go into some other shit
ive noticed how little people carei'm wondering if it's a good sign to invest
>>536481980Nothing left but bagholders and retarded gamblers.
>>536482150yeah its quite the pump and dump.shame no one left to pump. LOL.
>>536482348ai competes against BTC for GPU/electricity/fundsLarry funk said he is moving goy money out of crapto and into ayy eye
>>536481980Bitcoin will never be real money, only the dollar, euro, pound etc are real money. Time to sell your made up money before it goes to $0.
>>536482244We all had the same thought at the same time, and did it. SpaceX is looking genius rn.
>>536482096But silver doubled in a couple years
>>536482504>believeing blackrockyeah it's a buy signalso bitcoin isnt mined anymore in any meaningful amount and if it is it's on ASICS not gpus
>>536481980This happens all the time just buy the dip so you can stop being a poor fag
>>536481980Hey retard, why do you think it's going down? You realize people can make money in both directions, right? I'm pretty sure you do and you're some banker fuck who wants us to go back to Fiat money
>>536482304Between now and SpaceX IPO (12th) it's probably a good time to pick up these other assets at a discount. Bitcoin, gold silver, NVDA whatever. After IPO madness the liquidity will shift back into these
>>536482909huh?
if this post gets 10 replies, maybe I won't le buy it. clocks ticking
>>536482716This. Buy the dip and hold, first time it upticks 10% all of the panicked retards will pack back up their vaginas and come running back in to fomo, and pump it up quadruple from that small starting uptick. What is this like the 7th time in past 12 years of it's so over? Coins aren't going anywhere they're everyone favorite dream cope. Niggers always jump in on the 3rd act of the uptick then shit themselves and further magnify the downturns because they want to become millionaires in 30 days. Same with the upturns.I'm buying and when I make bank I'll turn some into more beanz n' deenz in case muh apocalypse hits and I lose all my precious paper shekels. That's all there really is to it.
>>536481980Getting a lot of mileage out of this classic today
>>536481980It was 75 that last I had looked just a couple months ago, -20%.
>>536483002Between Monday and Thursday of next week might be a good time to buy the dip.
>>536481980100% sure this is people cashing out in preparation for the biggest pump and dump in the history of mankind: The SpaceX IPO What happens to crypto after Elon rug pulls is anyones guess, I personally believe BTC is gonna tank to sub 50k and stagnate for months
>>536481980Zoom out
>>536481980ITS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE WORTHLESS VERY SOONAS IN 0.00 AS IN EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT MADE MONEY OFF IT IS GOING TO BE POOR LOL
>>536482504>GPU>BTClmfao, /pol/ is still 10-15 years behind on the most basic fucking crypto knowledge
>>536481980>>nobody gives a fuckBecause the only people with bitcoin now are handful of retards, trying to hype the shit out of it to get their badly invested money back out
Today is 6 / 6 / 6
>>536481980It's crashing because spacex is ipo and everybody is going to put their money into that
>>536481980
>>536482079Accumulate what?
>>536482622So did bitcoin. And now, btc and silver have both cut in half from their highs. Silver's really a bummer, though. I was counting on that shit for a kind of emergency store. It's just another shitcoin that can just pump and dump.
>>536481980It's not like this hasn't happened like 8 times before and each time look were we ended up. You're stupid if you don't buy. This is an IQ test
>>536481980300k once more people get on in. Always the same. Don't blame God, normgroids.
I know the supposed bottom is supposed to be around October 6th, but will everyone anticipating that cause the bottom to happen sooner?I'm retarded. Please be gentle.
>>536481980Calm down
>>536482150More like every year
>>536482096but why / how ? shouldn't this be kind of back-traceable to whom or what is doing the transactions ?hopw come noone has named names
Everyone is selling their funny money beanie baby coins to baggies so they can invest in SpaceX and AI IPOs.The amount of pink wojacks this Summer will be incredible.
>>536484866And the spaceX ipo is nothing but an attempt to package twitter losses (Musks legal problems) onto shareholders. Its total clown world right now.
>>536482410Unironically this. They pump and dumped crypto and gold to death. It's all downhill from here on out. Someone now has all the money and all the power and is going to take over the world. Imagine paying taxes but worldwide to an orchestrated pump and dump mafia.
>>536484693Everybody who has it is sitting on it thinking they're like Scrooge McDuck swimming in his money vault. Gonna laugh heartily when those niggers get rugged. Jews are gonna get tipped off when the big cashout comes. Everybody else will be left with the bags.
>>536485106>Silver's really a bummer, though. I was counting on that shit for a kind of emergency storeSilver is still expensive, only imaginary paper silver was cheapened because of Jewish tricks. Physical is still valuable because there's a massive supply deficit. Don't believe me? Try to buy a silver buffalo round for anything close to spot price.
>>536485792>Try buying precious metal coins from a dealer in the last 200 years at spot price.The 25% markup is a constant feature of the shenanigan.
>>536481980>DiededSaar we are investors sar
>>536483609
>>536486006Index funds are going to be supply squeezed, as the big indexes have changed their listing rules to allow these mega-IPOs to be listed in a very short time, forcing indexes to buy the VERY small amount of IPO shares (say $75 billion in a 1.5 trillion dollar company, 30% of that going to retail).When SpaceX gets listed on the major indexes, the passive funds are obligated to buy a bunch of SpaceX to balance their "own a weighted amount of every company" strategy.
>>536484983bags to hold
>>536486112No one still posting here bought cheap bitcoin and hodl'd.
>>536481980Cya in six months when it's at 120k
>>536481980Buy the dip
>>536481980WHAT.>the graph that goes up and down is going down??? and I'm nooticing is going down ooooh my goat the world is endingwhy cryptofags act like this when they know it will go down at some point?
>>536486112How many miles are on the Ford Taurus?
>>536481980Its not low enough it has to really really start to hurt. obviously this isn't even a sting. More dive dive dive
>>536481980Bro everything crashed today. Im a dip buyer faggot. Motherfucker just went single direction. Calculated hit by institutional. Should come with prison sentences
>>536481980Well yeah ... an asset with no tangible value hinges purely on people caring to uphold its price.
>>536481980Is Zelensky pulling everything out?
You could take the cynical view, and a lot of people do. [1] The cynical view is that SpaceX has a private market valuation of, let’s say, $1.25 trillion, but that valuation has been set by Elon Musk and his friends without a lot of robust debate, and is arguably a little high given that SpaceX loses money on something like $20 billion a year of revenue. Elon Musk and his friends would now like to sell their SpaceX stock to the public, ideally at a large markup to that $1.25 trillion valuation. (Maybe $2 trillion, or at least $1.8 trillion.) The advantage of doing this is that the public is very large and has a lot of money, so it can buy a lot of stock. The disadvantage is that the public is not made up entirely of Elon Musk and his friends, and if you say to public investors “hey this company is worth $2 trillion,” they might say “why?” But not all of them. There are, traditionally, two sorts of investors who will buy stock without worrying about the price:1. Index funds, and2. Retail investors.Index funds are definitionally in the buying-stock-without-questioning-the-price business: An index fund buys the stocks in the index, weighted by their market capitalizations; it is a pure price taker. Retail investors are not exactly like that, but on the other hand there are a lot of retail investors who really like Elon Musk and have been hankering for years to get some SpaceX stock, so perhaps they won’t be too choosy about the price. (Though perhaps they will be.) Also, retail investors in initial public offerings tend not to be price-sensitive: IPO prices are generally set based on the institutional order book, with retail happy to come along for the ride.
>>536481980I remember when it took 100,000 bitcoins to buy a pizza
>>536481980>volatility in cryptoshocking, nobody saw this coming
>>536486406So the schematic maximally cynical approach [2] for SpaceX would be something like:1. Do an IPO.2. Sell, like, one share of stock to the most ardent possible Elon Musk-fan asset manager at a $2 trillion valuation3. Sell perhaps tens of billions of dollars of stock to ardent Elon Musk-fan retail investors, whoever’s willing to buy at that $2 trillion valuation.4. Lock up all the rest of the stock so that no one can sell.5. Get in all the indexes, because you are huge.6. Something like 24% of the stock of the average member of the S&P 500 index is held by index funds. At a $2 trillion valuation, that’s like $500 billion of stock.7. Sell $500 billion of stock to index funds at that $2 trillion valuation. They can’t say no!That is, the maximally cynical approach is to sell as little stock as possible to price-sensitive investors, in order to keep the supply low and the price high, and then sell as much stock as possible to index funds, who can’t negotiate on price. Actually “can’t negotiate on price” understates the issue. If index funds need to buy 24% of your stock, and only 20% of your stock is available to buy, then the index funds are forced to chase it, driving up the stock to whatever price you like. You have effectively created a short squeeze for the index funds: They have to buy stock at any price, and there isn’t enough stock for them to buy. “Just keep bidding,” you tell Vanguard.
>>536481980>pump and dump coin crashesYeah, that's like the point of it, retard.
>>536482504last time blackrock said bitcoin was dead was when they were accumulating bitcoin. retail suckers who take their word for it buy and sell into their hands.
Does literally anyone buy stuff with bitcoin? Is it still only for the drugs and pedos? From every single person I've known online and in irl life, 99.99% of bitcoin is for investing and never spending because it might one day be worth more.
>>536486406>cynical viewcounter point: If elon musk gets more rich, that's a good thing. He's better as a governor than the US government so he should have more power.
>>536486438Crypto was already being hurt by Kalshi and the other prediction markets, because people were looking for new and exciting stupid games with money.Now there's the addition of exciting new MEGA IPO's and people want to throw money into the AI game.Crypto is an old, boring game now, and noone is getting moonshots at this point, and none of it has any intrinsic value, as all of it's "Project" use cases turned out to be worthless.It was briefly useful to buy illegal shit, but now the authorities have become experts at tracing those immutable transactions, so now it's the best way to get caught buying illegal shit.
This always happens before we do an altseason. I've seen it three times now. Don't be a bunch of retards and just pretend the number goes down forever. I can't tell you what to buy or anything obvious or that you have to, but I do suggest considering it at least. Don't be stupid.>>536482222Can you blame them? It's all just pajeets begging people to get scammed so they can eat dinner and some dumb nigger spamming their attempted rug.
>>536486690>Economic experts and government watchdogs have analyzed the Department of Government Efficiency's (DOGE) financial impact, determining that its administrative actions, mass workforce terminations, and legal defense costs ultimately cost taxpayers more than the savings it generated
>>536486690>He's better as a governor than the US government>Take efficiency chainsaw to government spending>Government spends 10% more than when he startedNah.
/biz/ deserves it.
>>536482150>HODL!It went from $125.000 to $59.000 though with no end in sight. It was a funny ponzi scheme while it lasted.Chin up bagholders, your sacrifice made many billionaires additional billions, they got out at the peak.
>>536481980classic negaflerpextremely bullish pattern
>>536486809Like Crypto, /biz/ never had an actual use case.
>>536486777>institutional leftist faggots are mad that's a good thing>>536486781>gov passes more gay shit>somehow that shows why elon is bad instead of why i am rightYou are not a very bright bunch
>>536481980It already bounced back. Btw I bought more this morning.
>>536486861>Hi, I'm new here.What are some words you don't like so that I can say them and then you'll leave?
>>536486849Strategy printed a lot of money selling stock in their pot o' Bitcoin at double the value of the pot.Now that's folding up too.And they are the largest holding of Bitcoin that isn't Satoshi.
>>536486675Half a dozen niggers used btc to buy crack on the dark web in 2017, ISIS got some of its funding in btc, oh and one guy paid for one pizza with btc in 2013. Thats it for real world use cases
>>536486944Idk why you like paying more for everything. You enjoy higher prices at the store, the pump, and higher taxes, and you get.... nothing. Amazing.
>>536486966And now you know why the goy toys want to dump Saylor Bucks. They want his stash and him gone. They're doing everything they can to make him and some other entities fall to exhaustion.
>>536486675Do you buy stuff with your silver?
>>536481980imagine not selling 50% of your pile at 100k
>>536487023They just made it up, you retard. DOGE's whole thing was talking people about fraud. Do you have any idea how nervous everyone in a government office gets when someone starts saying "fraud" out loud?Some government offices even have AI detection software that monitors decibel levels on words like "fraud" or "integrity" or "wetworks".
I'm excited actually. Gonna slurp up some cheapies.I MEAN QUICK EVERYONE SELL SELL SELL PANIC NOBODY SHOULD BE BUYING RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA QUANTUM HACKING AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>536486944>Elon and his posse of retards promise to cut 2 trillion>Later claim they saved hundreds of billions>Accounting shows it was merely millions>Guy moron who hired this moron pisses away billions on another Endless Conflict anywayYeah he sure is great.He should stick to selling Ponzi stock in his trillion dollar space company that loses 10's of billions a year, and pretending to be an elite gamer.
>>536487089Can you point to all the arrests due to the proof of fraud? There should be thousands of easily findable examples due to the hundreds of thousands of job and program cuts.See, I'm not a FUCKING RETARD, so I listen to the vast amount of people with knowledge on a topic instead of a known liar that's constantly acting like a clown for attention.
>>536485746Holy shit, this is about the best summation of the last 50+ years of world politics as I've seen on Albert's cursed web. What else you got?
>>536487139Elon not having the power to cut 2 trillion is the PROBLEM. THAT'S the PROBLEM. What is your nigger brain not understanding?
>>536487181>Gosh, you're just so dumb. The investigators investigated themselves and they decided they didn't do anything wrong. Didn't you hear the news?Oh, okay. You got me, I guess.
>>536487181To be fair, the fraud investigators are being directed by people like pic related and the rest of Donald's clown mafia.
>>536481980buy the dip, retard. if gov't declared that it will buy 1 million bitcoins over the next few years as strategic reserve and suddenly btc price is crashing for no reason at all... what does it tell you? sure as shit it tells you that kikes don't want to pay premium price and artifically crashing btc so faggots like you sell off before it jumps to 1million per btc as was promised decade ago. I wish faggots like you would neck yourself so faggots like me had money so I could invest into shit. I don't even have enough for a pack of cigs
>>536487254He was in charge, he had a ton of people in charge, and had the power to fire people, but not the power to investigate? Even though you all control the fucking government?!?!?! Do you not have one ounce of self respect? This is worse than the shittiest fantasy novel.
>>536487210>Elon not having the power to cut 2 trillion is the PROBLEM.Elon couldn't cut 2 trillion a year without basically dissolving the social safety net, and the people who vote every year would obligate their Reps to hang both Don AND Elon for it.
>Dinesh D'Souzabig sell signal
>>536487323Exactly, so we need to give elon more power and them less
>>536487386Elon could just declare himself the Emperor of Poo Island, and you could go live there and be his pool boy.
>>536487322The situation was pretty clear even though it's obvious you're a bot: fraud was investigated. Everyone got incredibly nervous. More and more fraud got revealed until they started revealing the wrong things and then everyone said, "wait, hey, remember about that one thing that we should talk about instead?" and then we all just sort of forgot about it. It's why Elon said fuck this I'm out of here.It's funny how you're explaining it though. Nice try.
>>536487290>if gov't declared that it will buy 1 million bitcoins over the next few years as strategic reserveThis is Don and his feckless children saying this, and like everything that comes out of Don's mouth, it's worth taking with a grain of salt.
>>536487438No the browns are all going to be pumped out of the first world when AI gets big.Since AI companies will be able to improve their margins by decreasing the labor supply. AI is going to save the white race
>>536487461>More and more fraud got revealedLike Steal fraud, there was practically no measurable fraud whatsoever.Your fever-dreams do not reflect reality.
>>536487616>no, no wait, there's no fraud in the government and no one was talking about this six months agoOh, yeah, I forgot everyone here is a junkie with a short memory. My bad, guys.
>>536487572You have to start believing this yourself before you'll be able to sell it to me.Me, I'll go with the precedence of the last 300 years of rich Americans doing shit to get richer and anticipate that we are both fucked.
>>536487717Nobody will be richer than AI people and they'll get richer by expelling excess labor (and forcing americans into the AI market)
>>536487673>no, no wait, there's no fraud in the governmentSure there's fraud. Even MILLIONS of dollars in fraud. A totally inconsequential amount of fraud.Donald does millions in fraud EVERY week with his pump-and-dump Iran posting.
Turns out no one wants to buy into a shit investment that moves sideways and all the offshoot coins do fuck all while having a staff of 200 women doing nothing.
Oh I see. I got baited into talking to bots. Thanks, guys.Now we can talk about the Balfour Declaration.
>>536487760The Chinese use AI to make their underpaid wageslaves more efficient. Our Oligarchs will use it to make their Visa-slaves more efficient, and eliminate entry level white collar jobs (banks are already doing this).Not sure how that saves poor white idiots.
>>536487844I accept your concession, take this with you.
>>536482244>for the spacex iponow those are real bags.
>>536487918Don't get me wrong, I think your job is pretty cool. You get to shitpost with autistic people on the internet. It sounds like a blast.
>>536487873Why buy an optimus when you can hire a mexican to do the same thing?There's only so much money velocity, and every cent that is going to feed mexicans is not going to build more optimus models
You'll be able to buy BTC under 60k for the next 6-12 months and then never againThis is the time in your life you should lock in, funnel as much into btc as you can
>>536487975They pay bots? What do we spend the money on?
>>536487835As I said, all the money fun is now in insider trading prediction markets and riding Elon's literal moonshot.Crypto is a boring crab now that (((Wall Street))) is fully involved.
>>536488051Disney and dilators, I'd imagine.
>>536484819june 5th in civilized countries, mohamed
>>536487999The old oligarchs at the very top do not understand AI, do not really WANT to understand AI, will gladly hire young Sanjeets who can interpret it for them, and Mexicans for janitorial/landscaping/moving boxes.
>>536488026>You'll be able to buy BTC under 60k for the next 6-12 months and then never againHe said once again
>>536488152>>536484819Oh shit, is the world ending tomorrorah?
>>536488156Yes you're right, that is the old way of thinking, but the AI revolution is only just beginning. There is a base economic fact that the AI ecosystem, which is now huge and growing, will improve its profits/survival chances by maximizing the average price of labor in the US, which implies expelling the browns. The oligarks will not be able to resist such a huge pressure
>>536481980>WEVE NEARLY HIT THE POINT WHERE THE FIAT MAGIC RITUAL HAS RUN OUT OF POWERMAYBE EVEN HIT THE POINTWHAT ARE YOU CHILD RAPING KIKES GOING TO DO NOW ?THERE WONT BE A WAR.SO YOU WONT BE ABLE TO USE THAT TO HIDE YOUR FRAUDWHAT WILL YOU DO NOW ?HMMMM???HEY MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN ASK JESUS TO SAVE YOUHE LOVES CHILD RAPING NIGGERS AND THE WICKEDMAYBE HE CAN WIPE YOUR ASS FOR YOU AND TORMENT PEOPLE LIKE ME MORE
>>536488223Seems like my dollary dooz are better spent on a house and having no bills.
>>536488297>THE FIAT MAGIC RITUAL HAS RUN OUT OF POWERNever
>>536488297>THERE WONT BE A WAR.We are literally Quagmire'd in a war atm.Don is begging his Congress cronies to "hold my arms" so he can be drug out of this war without looking like a complete fool.
>>536488402>without looking like a complete fool.uh oh.... I've got some bad news
>>536488452He fired everyone that told him bad news months ago.
SatoshinakamotoAhooktosatanismAmasontookashit
>>536481980You Got Jewed!
>>536484819IntrastingBtc LOGO is a 13
>>536486112Biggest mistake I ever did was falling for the "crypto president" meme. I had more than a million in crypto in December 2024 and I didn't sell because everybody was expecting a massive bullrun in 2025. Now I'm down more than 90% since that. Fuck Trump, fuck his tariffs and his stupid wars.
>>536481980Spring 2027. Put everything in BTC. People are saying
>>536481980Trump killed it lmao
>>536482079They're literally dumping. In order for bitcoin's chart to move siginificantly, whales have to either sell or buy, and now it's moving down, meaning whales are selling. Your is a idiots.
>>536488766You're an oilnigger. You'll be fine.
>>536488766No refunds Vaxxie.
>>536488850superstition taking all of us for a ridememes overtaken by the signs of the RightThe bombs are falling overhead with no sightWhile you are talking all detached, so tell usWhere you going? To the bottom?Do you hear us? We are rottingWe're going down in a spiral to the groundNo one, no one's gonna save us now
Buy da dip
>>536489105Where do you expect us to go when the bombs fall?
>>536481980get fucked /biz/
