My mom was a waitress for years at the Tooborac Hotel, a pretty famous country hotel out here in Victoria. Well Trump was doing some scouting for real estate in the 70s and swept my old mam off her feetAnd had a one night stand that ended up with her getting pregnant.I have bright blonde hair and even that weird body he has i see on myself. Im just a country bloke and dont know how to reach him or anything. But the story itself is good enough for me. Im the Predisent of Americas son. Its pretty wild and everyone around town knows me.
>>536496252Here's me
>>536496313You really think we’re that retarded?
>>536496252your mum is telling you a fibJournalists tracking his life in the 1970s—such as a famous 1976 New York Times profile—noted that Trump rarely took traditional, extended vacations. When he wasn't working out of his Brooklyn or Manhattan real estate offices, his version of relaxation was hitting the legendary Manhattan nightlife scene. Following his marriage to Ivana in 1977, the couple was famously photographed spending their free time at exclusive Manhattan clubs like Studio 54 rather than traveling abroad.The historical reality remains that his life was completely documented by New York media, and a secret trip to a small rural town in Australia was never a part of it
>>536496252You should walk around outside his mansion or write him a letter. Maybe get on a late night talk show dressed in your clown attire and tell a couple jokes
>>536496313sharp
>>536496252>ESL
>>536496252well, your dad just doubled his fortune with insider trading so you should ask him for a small loan just as he was given by his dad. a million dollars is like nothing to him.
>>536496519I'd believe that a dude who kind of looked like him did the accent and used it to bang random waitresses in aus.If for some reason you think it's real, just send your dna results and a letter unsolicited to his sister Mary who hates him. This way you're not actually asking for information.
Lol remember Bill Clinton's son?
>>536496252Great shitpost fren.
>>536496252I've seen this post before.
>>536496313I see you have similar taste in women
>>53649625210/10
>>536496252maybe he did your mom up the butt anon...
>>536496252>>536496313Hey Little Trumpy, good to see you. Hope you're doing well, mate.
>>536496252Its nothing to brag about.
>>536496252Real or not, never try to claim you are a rich fag's bastard. You are lucky they don't kill you.I'm a son of a rich fag. VStayed with hik a short time in my childhood. Dude fed me birth control pill to turn me into a tranny and tried to pimp me to a pervert politician.
>>536496252Didn’t we already do this?
>>536496313>that little girlToT
>>536496313Is that your girlfriend?
>>536497881kek (w hat the fuck)
