This is my home. I don't need more than a $30k log cabin because I'm not addicted to the gay and modern globohomo lifestyle
>bro doing a broke back mountain simulator be all like im not gayNigga u gay
Thats a pretty new car there fella
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>>536504063Based
>>536503980Would you?
>>536503980>this is my primitive wooden log house in wild cos im so coolcall me when you also get wooden car you little piece of modern tech addicted shitplus theres electicity in there, most likely modern tech solar panelsop is lieing bastard
let me guess, you want more.
>>536504253That rusty barrel and a british/germanic/australian wife and i'm set for life
>>536503980holy fuckin basedLog cabin and trad wife!!!!
>>536503980Based and Bjørn Andreas Bull-Hansen pilled
>>536503980>I'm not addicted to the gay and modern globohomo lifestyleThen why do you own a modern globohomo car?And why do you have modern globohomo internet in your cabin?
I lived in a log cabin in the woods once, I would pick up skinny college boys on grindr and take them to the cabin over the weekends and fucking obliterate them. But it was also very nice to live in the woods.
>>536503980looks old and rot affected, you got that gray for not treating that wood
>>536504400Why would any woman want to live in a barrel with you?
>>536504877why not ?
>>536504920It's because you don't know why that's why it won't happen.
>>536505225rude
>>536503980There are a lot of gay people out there—you know, they live in the woods; they’ve been moving there since the 80s to protect themselves from AIDS. So if you go there and check out one of those log cabins, you can expect to run into a lot of gay people.
>>536503980I've lived in the same 1 bedroom apartment for the past 8 years and I have no idea why anybody would need an entire log cabin
>>536503980That would cost $695,000 in the US
>>536504054Its always an alternative consumption grift with these types. Thats why its posting on chins rather than actual living a more nature orientated existence.
>>536503980This is my home. I don't need more than a 13K home in the upper peninsula of Michigan. I'm 10 miles from Gay with no gay lifestyle.
looks like a resort cabin with that 6 on it
>>536507327It's that larping nigger's Airbnb.
>>536503980tidy those logs up with a blaster and seal that wood
>>536503980That house would be $600,000-700,000 around here
This seems genuine and heterosexual.
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>>536503980This is my home. I don't need more than a $600000 colonial but I'm addicted to the gay and modern globohomo lifestyle
>>536504253No, those vines barrels are really big
>>536504054>Lambrightmaxxing
>>536503980that would be 150k here.
>>536503980I bet it doesn't even have a blue roof.
>>536503980that pic is from finland
>>536504487>Bjørn Andreas Bull-Hansenwow, i totally forgot about that snow nigger
>>536504877>WantIt's not about what she wants.
>>536503980Looks suspiciously like a CHIMNEY OUTSIDE THE HOUSE-case. Not good. Very bad performance.
>>536503980You don't want to get laid then?
>>536509979women love cabincore and cottagecore silly
>>536509922where is this? it doesnt strike me as austrian/italian, is this more western in switzerland?
>>536510086It's Tyrol
>>536507548if downtown in in bumfuck hick country
>>536507958you and the gyp>>536504400should get in there and bum fuck each other till you die of old age or/and AIDS
>>536509227>I wanna drag a woman in a barrel and ruin her life
>>536509922Nobody is driving their gay little FWD car to this cabin
>>536503980recognize your circumstances are unique
>>536510027They love the instagram ideal of it. Show them all the centipedes and millipedes that crawl out of the wood pile. Show them the outhouse. See how long they stick around.
>>536511838>outhousethere are chalets here in the Alps with jacuzzis, pools, home cinemas, 10km square private forests it all depends on your budget.indoor plumbing is the bare minimum or you are not even allowed to reside in them.>centipedes and millipedes that crawl out of the wood pileUsually that's kept outside.In my experience the biggest issues are spiders, and wasps/ants in the summer
>>536509922Yes I've been shopping for one of these unfortunately the most clapped out baita in any German speaking part of Italy is fucking 1m EUR
>>536510713no one asked for your retarded opinion americanFiat panda is all anyone needs
>>536504834frfrOP needs to oil his house
>>536510027put a flammable fox next to the stove in a house made of wood
>>536503980Thats a nice cabin! Nothing better than chill at the mökki, drink some beer, heat up the sauna and dip into lake.
>>536503980you're definitely need some diversity around some niggers and pajeets, fuckhammads will make your place more culturally enriched and peaceful.Diversity is our greatest strength!
>>536503980This is my home. I don't need more than a $20k lake house.
>>536503980>I'm not addicted to the gay and modern globohomo lifestyle>posts on /pol/Lmao. Turn off your Internet and maybe you'll have an argument that you're not addicted to globohomo. You won't though. You need your connection to modern life too much.
>>536513474wood needs treatment
>>536516442>>536504174Do you not also tell people who buy some silver coins they're not allowed to do that unless they also live in a bunker in preparation of nuke wars and zombies? You binary thinking 80 iqs shit down any thread that isn't about discussing the latest people gossip. Always the same lines and exact same mental process behind every post. You are such a nuisance
>>536503980You live in AIslop?
>>536504054For me, it's the club cab long bed 2nd Gen ram with the crinkled bed side and TWO first Gen CRVs.
>>536503980>#6Yeah it's not yours lol.
>>536513474Also Alex was right about the frogs and the chemtrails. But the chemtrails weren't doing it to the frogs.
>>536503980You are gay though because log cabins are peak lumbersexual. Its too tryhard on an aesthetic. If a log cabin is 30k, an more minimalist brick or concrete building could be cheaper and strogner for a given amount of labor.
>>536503980>imma just live in the arctic wastelandsif you’re not careful a bear is going to bash though your wall at night, claw his way into your bedroom and cum into your mouth violently and repeatedly with my massive bear cock
