Last thread >>536489032>CASES471 (+74 from yesterday)>DEATHS84 (+19 from yesterday)NEWS>Public health agency concnered latest Ebola outbreak could become largest on recordhttps://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/us-public-health-agency-warns-latest-ebola-outbreak-could-become-largest-on-record/nyyfsglsx>Ebola spread in central Africa could match 2014 record outbreak, US health officials sayhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jun/06/ebola-spread-in-central-africa-could-match-2014-record-outbreak-us-health-officials-say>Africa CDC and WHO launch joint continental Ebola response planhttps://www.who.int/news/item/05-06-2026-africa-cdc-and-who-launch-joint-continental-ebola-response-planAs Ebola cases and deaths continue to climb, we must all come together and sayWE LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
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>>536508515Trump would get mogged by Ebola anon.
Bump.
May everything be wiped clean.
>>536510239Don’t let the us build that quarantine centre anon!
>>536510441The government literally couldn't care less about the Kenyans' opinion. We literally vote people in to give them salaries and nothing else. https://nation.africa/kenya/health/duale-we-will-not-consult-kenyans-on-us-ebola-facility--5483968
3 foreigners suspected of ebola being quarantined in India, awaiting test resultshttps://www.telegraphindia.com/india/suspected-ebola-cases-reported-in-hyderabad-and-jaipur-patients-isolated-test-results-awaited/cid/2164150
>>536508453Bumping for outbreak Stay strong Ebola Chan.
>>536512872Nuke India just to be sure Ebola doesn’t spread
>>536508453Numbers finally moving again.NVAX chan's body gets nicer with every death!
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>>536514719Bump
Still waiting for another /HVG/Time for Global Pandemic General?
>>536515985Bump
>getting called a faggot because you added male characters to the pandemic universeThese threads are always fun...
Thoughts on more potential virus-chans? (Not my photo / art)
I am starting to suspect yall are just chronic masterbators and not actual scientists
Happening is cancelled until there are femboy virus-chans.
Malaria-sama!
Reminder
Reference photo
>>536521294Time to slurp up some NEW content!
Damn... Getting ALL three characters right is actually very difficult!
>>536522482Are you using prompts or uploading reference images?
>>536523388Reference images, mainly. No way that a prompt could do this! It is far too specific.
At least the mosquito wings are correct...
>>536523673>female
New virus-chan!
Does ebola chan know how to make love?
>>536524809Ask Australia-anon, he is the Ebola expertBut he is probably sleeping right now
Congo Ebola cases jump as CDC warns outbreak could be among largest everhttps://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/congo-ebola-cases-jump-as-cdc-warns-outbreak-could-be-among-largest-ever/ar-AA24YoqG>Ebola cases in the Democratic Republic of Congo jumped by 71 in a day and another 21 deaths were recorded as health workers expanded testing in the mining town where the outbreak is believed to have begun, pointing to an epidemic that may be much bigger than previously understood>The infections brought the number of laboratory-confirmed cases to 452 and deaths among confirmed patients to 82, according to a report released Friday by Congo’s National Institute of Public Health>Many confirmed patients developed symptoms between May 14 and May 23, followed by a second cluster of symptom onset between May 25 and June 3, health officials said>The pattern suggests the virus was continuing to spread in communities before the outbreak was formally recognized>The finding aligns with a modeling analysis by the US CDC. The high probability of a large outbreak stems primarily from the size of the epidemic at the time it was first detected rather than evidence that the virus is spreading unusually efficientlyThat last part is the big news - It isn't transmitting that fast (they say) - They just caught it lateALSO>analysis estimated the most likely spillover date ranged from late January to mid-FebruarySo maybe Feb 1 is when it went from animal to human?HOW BIG WILL IT GET?>Under a scenario in which only 20% of infected patients are rapidly identified and isolated, CDC projected a 65% chance that the outbreak could exceed 20,000 cases within three months. If roughly 70% of patients are isolated, only about one in 20 simulations resulted in outbreaks exceeding 10,000 cases
I am the "king" of this specific meme niche, at least on X, at least for now. There is genuinely no alternative... I'm the only one creating consistent content.King Archie... That's a nice title!
>>536527241But, being serious, I really wish other anons would join me on X and start their own meme accounts. Then maybe things would be a little less lonely...
>>536520739She can double as the New World Screwworm currently coming up from Mexico.
>>536527196>Congo Ebola cases jump as CDC warns outbreak could be among largest everSpreading the love
Here's a new NVAX girl for your enjoyment
Let's make it two
>>536508453"I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN"
>>536508453updoot this post if you want to have SEGGZ with EBOLACHAN
>>536528735She will love you to death
>>536508657I don't think so
>>536529452>Posting new slop
>>536529514God I love the mouse so much. Really makes hantachan the best IMHO
>>536529629Based mouse anon!
>>536508453DEATH JABBERS FOR GLOBOHOMOwe have seen this movie before
>>536529860can you make hanta-chan licking a doorknob? and like the mouse is helping too using its tiny little mouse tongue. could be adorable if done right
>>536529980OMG YOU MENTIONED THE COVID VAX WHAT HAVE YOU AWAKENED IN MEHERE WE GO...DID YOU KNOW...They counted the shot killing you as "you dying because you didn't take the shot". I am dead serious. These are the (((word games))) that they playLET ME EXPLAINFIRST GO HERE ANONS...>https://howbadismybatch.com/ANYWAYS LET ME EXPLAIN...If you die in the doctor's office with the needle still in your arm they will count it as an "unvaccinated death" - and that death will be included in the statistics used to convince people to take the shotsI am not kidding - If you die in the first 14 days after injection - they count it as an "unvaccinated death"Picrel is from>https://howbad.info/cover-up-of-immediate-deaths.pdfAnd because you have the covid spike proteins in your body as a result of taking the shot - you test positive for covid - so then they say...>"if only this person took the shot they would't have been killed by covid"TLDR... If you don't have covid... and you die from the shot...>THEY CATEGORIZE YOUR DEATH AS A COVID DEATH>AND THEY CATEGORIZE YOU AS SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T TAKE THE SHOTAlso your immune system gets damaged long term. It takes about two months before the shots have "negative efficacy". This is according to the vaccine manufacturers' own data that they were forced to release. And believe it or not - after 60 days - they count you as no longer vaccinated. So then if you die from the shot - they again count it as an "unvaccinated death"The "negative efficacy" shown in their own data is why they tried to bury the studies UNTIL 2076>Judge: FDA Cannot Have Until 2076 to Disclose Pfizer/BioNTech Vaccine Datahttps://www.biospace.com/non-profit-group-wins-transparency-lawsuit-over-fda-records-of-pfizer-vaccine-authorizationThe lesson is - if you want to lie to poison billions - lie in such a comically absurd way that most people can't possibly comprehend the manner in which they were deceived
lab modified ebola so obvious and not organic like last time /pol x/ did this. fuck you.
>>536529860Look out Hanta chan! Vex chan is sneaking up behind you!
>>536530140too many peoplebillions must die
ALSO...https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/2381224/judge-scraps-75-year-fda-timeline-to-release-pfizer-vaccine-safety-data-giving-agency-eight-months/I read the data and they did in fact define the shot killing you as "an unvaccinated death" as long as it killed you in less than 15 days (or more than 60 days)I already shared the graph showing many people died in under 15 days here>>536530140See picrel for examples of the shot killing people in more than 60 daysIt was all a trick. They knew the shots cause overall a negative outcome (in the short term) and (in the long term). But the shots *did* help a tiny bit in the intermediate term (with massaged data)They simply defined the only time period that the shots helped - as "vaccinated"They defined the two time periods that the shot caused harm in - as "unvaccinated"Allow me to explain... Because they are tricky and they play sneaky games with data and definitions...>BEFORE THE TWO WEEK MARKTHE SHOT HURTS MORE THAN THEY HELP(you are defined as unvaccinated here)>AFTER THE TWO WEEK MARK>and BEFORE THE TWO MONTH MARKTHE SHOTS HELP A MARGINAL AMOUNT (and this is only possible after tons of pruning of inconvenient data)(you are defined as vaccinated here)>AFTER THE TWO MONTH MARKTHE SHOTS HURT MORE THAN THEY HELP(you are defined as unvaccinated here)Overall the data shows that way more people got killed by the shot than saved by the shot. They just played games with words because they knew most people don't listen very carefully
>>536530247>too many people>billions must dieThat is what happens when you WAY over shoot carrying capacity (see picrel)
>>536530140>>536530330I hope you anons appreciate how huge this isThe covid shots were deadly for the first two weeks>So they just defined that deadly period as "unvaccinated" and said "those people should have gotten the vaccine!"The covid shots were also deadly after the first two months>So they just defined that deadly period as "unvaccinated" and said "those people should have gotten the vaccine!"Imagine finding a corpse crushed by a boulder and saying>I have defined this corpse as "not under a boulder">This person could have been saved - if only they had a boulder fall on them - they would still be alive!
>>536508453>>536527992OP is a faggot who keeps changing the emblem on her hat to bat wings. (((Xhe))) also thinks this is (((xer))) personal thread. (((Xhe))) thinks that these threads wouldn't exist without (((xer))) baking them. When given even the slightest bit of pushback (((xhe))) ragequit, but didn't actually was just kidding XD so random.>fuck OP
>>536508453I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN!
>>536530790>Drama in the meme thread
>>536530790The bat wings look better, the white ones look too fucking angelic anyway. go find another thread to shit up, faggot.
I feel like one of those monks in the middle ages, faithfully saving and transcribing important works or texts. But instead of texts, it is pandemic-related memes.
>>536520202Now that would really open the bloodgates!
>>536508453You will never be a real pandemic
>>536531455>I feel like one of those monks in the middle ages, faithfully saving and transcribing important works or texts. But instead of texts, it is pandemic-related memes.I feel the same way when stitching together epic screenshots.. in fact.. SEE PICREL
>>536531455>I feel like one of those monks in the middle ages, faithfully saving and transcribing important works or texts. But instead of texts, it is pandemic-related memesI have added another level
>>536533498>>536533584Good work, anon
>>536515985I’m digging this if ya can swap out 28Days LaterWith2More Weeks
>>536534289Anon you can very easily do this yourself
>>536508453I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CCCCCCHHHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Surprised that no anons on here have as of yet found my X account... Do you all not use X?First thing that I noticed joining X: there are a LOT of pepe memes
>>536535759>110 followersnot worth my time
>>536536088Oh wait I'm looking at the wrong one. Only 6 followers.
>>536535759Don’t use X unfortunately, I didn’t think many people did desu
>>536534548Phone posting sorry. This made me very happy thank you
>>536534548Oh ya used gemini I don’t use it Regardless thank you
>>536536088Which Hanta-chan / Ebola-chan account has 110 followers?? I was under the impression that there weren't any other accounts in this space...
>>536536799https://x.com/ErrorUFO420/status/2062018833112523131
>>536536799Honestly, pandemic memes are "ultra-niche". I don't honestly expect to get a lot of subscribers. And making any money is certainly out of the question! As of right, just trying to build a "core" audience of supporters and fans, moving forwards
>>536537240This reads like it was auto-generated... Still, thanks for posting the account, anon
Does anyone else know of any other memes / viruses that can be or should be revived?Malaria-sama was a good pick, I am thinkingJust wondering if there are any more viruses that should be included in-universe
>>536538569Maybe AIDS-chan, but not 100% certain on that oneWhat would that character even look like? It's not like Ebola-chan or Hanta-chan
>>536538609AIDS-chan would be a male since AIDS is mostly spread by faggots
>>536538870Yeah, not exactly the best pick for an anthropomorphic mascotThat's what makes this so difficult!
Another, of the vaccine company trio!
>>536539395Still very much tempted to create a "femboy" character, if not for the one anon who said that he would absolutely deplore such a character
