https://www.reformparty.uk/
Nigger piss, nigger piss
LIVE Southampton D-Day & Henry Nowak demonstration.Looks a bit sadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NusO51LvFb4
>>536513264AI music? Fucking hell. No end to patriot cringe.
any satan lucifer worshippers in? lol ur gay
>>536513303Like I said - a bit sad
>>536513264>d-dayHave they tried to subvert this by getting loads of sikh veterans out?
Sikhs won TTD
Can this be edited with dragging Henry Novak over the floor, grooming gang newspapers and one of these black niggers jerkin the gerkin on the train OR uncle drive?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy_Bd__Qsok
real thread not by VPN jnig >>536513260>>536513260>>536513260
Seen a cute jap and found 37p>winning
>>536513393Fuck off poo
>>536513517Fuck off poo
>>536511125>We tried to uplift them. We built schools n shit in their countries. We fed the whole of Africa for almost a century. We treated them as actual, genuine equals in our civilisation for decades.Which was obviously a complete waste of time, given it was based around christian/capitalist ideas of human equality and economism.The future is a White Ethnosocialist Imperium.
Bake themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WYHDfJDPDc
eddie mention in outer >>536513587
>>536513742
>>536513774>that flag Probably eddie
>>536513834ME OWN FOOKIN SUN
>>536513186>the absolute state of anglo cucksDiana was sucking off a sheik in a Paris tunnel.
>>536513667you know there are some smart black people right? they just need to go back and be guided by us. they will always be below us in many dimensions but white people have severe "im all alone in this world so im just going to be a gay retard and give everything to nons and go extinct" mental illness. compounded by all the stupid fucking screens retarded normies cant help but be transfixed by and the "muh holochungus" brainwashing in schools.
>>536513667True, but you do need to keep funding them. Why? DOGE cut off loads of funding, one of them being CONDOMS!!! This is obviously a massive blunder.
>>536513971Waste of time, Africa should be 100% White.
>>536513186The UK is collapsing under its own lies
>Far rightCorr
>>536514013jew
>>536513983How quickly would ebola wipe them out if no-one was funding the WHO.
>>536513872Nellyville was the first album I ever bought
>>536513186absolute cringiest shit i've ever read jfc, britain's done
>>536513264Polish tradie convention
>>536514066Impeccable choice, those niggers deserve our money
>>536513186>if this woman who died in a car crash with her muslim egyptian boyfriend in paris, she would have been reformlol, lmao even
>>536513971Africa's problem isn't IQ, it's corruption. In the West when corruption happens, just like the French revolution, people start getting hung and there's a total change of ideology/government. Africans don't do this. The ones that do actually do this are just mad that they aren't the ones committing the treason/corruption. Check Boko Haram, Lords Resistance Army, etc... African countries can be 100% better, it's just that all the money is in the hands of a couple hundred people. Same sort of thing with India where it's got one of the biggest GDP in the world, yet the GDP per-capita is like $3000.
>>536513667>The future is a White Ethnosocialist Imperium.I'm just waiting for a bright enough beacon to go out and I will move to wherever it is
>>536514268Let's also not forget she became world famous by going on a massive virtue signalling tour of Africa pretending to do aid work.
>>536514268The sort of people she was friends with / associated with, it's not that far-fetched.
>>536513186Look at the size of that nose
>>536514317>Africa's problem isn't IQ, it's corruption. In the West when corruption happens, just like the French revolution, people start getting hung and there's a total change of ideology/government.Not always, it's more of a case that it's culturally frowned upon and so it's kept relatively low key and is usually restricted to a few brown envelopes under the table, rather than overt and completely out of control like Africa.
>>536513517>A bunch of BBC and establishment media linksNo thinks, I'm good
Reform will get blown out the water by restore
Brehs
>>536514462yeah, she definitely would have stopped the boats while simultaneously hugging black men and crying about the land mines in their country and why they need to come to safety in britainthis privately educated toff cunt never had to live nextdoor to a paki in her life, to the point where she started actively craving paki dick
>>536514317africa is just too hot and blacks evolved to have "nigger" behaviour due to the heat. we need to have a good long hard think about how to make africa the best it can be. i defer to empire of dust for what the scenario probably is for most of the continent. some people argue that africa needs more money to lift them out of deprivation. mo money fo dem programz ig kek.I like to check in on Orania every couple of months to see what the latest is and they're doing well it seems - possible future for many in Western nations.
>>536513200>>536511984Lol retard nippon monkey
>>536514574The biggest, most successful Nigerian Prince scam ever.
>>536514667Most recent thing I saw on Orania. It looks loads better than I thought.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQG5jBBGn2Q&t=3326s
>>536514897will watch later thanks dutchbro
>>536513393
What will the UK actually look like if Reform get a majority to form a government? Like do all the dole collectors think they'll be fine?
>>536513667>The future is a White Ethnosocialist Imperium.My body is ready
>>536515170Jnig is fucked. If reform get in, no more bennies for that useless parasite. If restore get in, he'll get the rope for being a paedo. It's win win really.
>>536513186She was a mud shark
>>536515170
>>536513264>D-Day>Celebrating a day where English, Scottish and Welsh men were order by churchill to die for americans.I wonder if people are going to start thinking the greatest generation were nigger worshippers and start to hate them thanks to woke propaganda.
>>536516068There were more Brits + Canadians than Yanks (they forget this)
>>536514609This
>>536514509I want to suck it
>>536515472That looks like a mess
>>536514545I'm surprised HIONFY uses AI memes would have thought Ian Hislop was against its use
>>536516068>I wonder if people are going to start thinking the greatest generation were nigger worshippers and start to hate them thanks to woke propaganda.Nobody even thinks about them anymore because the past bears no relation to the present. Modern Britain is a hodge podge slop of Browns and brain dead Whites who speak like niggers and middle class whites who are NIMBY niggers who only care about their own little bubble and support niggers. It was mainly Boomers who obsessed over the second world war because they were cowards and fantasists .
>>536517709imagine he isnt running that profile
>>536517794>Boomers who obsessed over the second world war because they were cowards and fantasistswere literally not born - its like zoomers having an opinion on 9/11 - all of it only through the filter of the media
Your garbage thread has fewer replies despite being the first for a new bake. Reform sisters, what do we do?!
>>536519459Post some cats?
>>536519459>oh no, lets spam cat pics to artificially inflate the reply countsad cunts lost
>>536516068>die for americans.You mean Jews, right?
>>536519815>>536519863Kek, there's about 100 posts difference. You're implying that a vast majority of the posts are just cat pictures. Pure cope. Your thread is garbage and so is Reform. Seeeethe.
>>536520129>he had to samefag and spam relentlessly to artificially boost his thread and cares so deeply about it because his entire life revolves around itkekyou lost tranny
WHATS FOR FKN DIN DINS?
>>536520369Take meds, deformed faggot. No one's paying attention to your garbage thread in the same way no one's giving a fuck about Reform or Nigel. You lost, your garbage Reform party will lose in the by-election, and the seethe coming out from you and your deformed shills will be absolute entertainment. Kek, just blame it all on cat pics when it happens.
>>536520129At the time of typing. You are 300% more invested in this thread than me. And, those are numbers you can take to the bank.
Just in case you forgot or started to have mercy again, all of these "elites" and celebrities/politicians are raping and eating children. A lot of them are into human hunting, check Sarajevo, they paid money to literally kill old men, women and children with a marksman rifle 12,000 dead. All these football stars are rapists and abusers, they are all literal Satanists, to which you still somehow don't believe in God, yet they do, etc...
>>536520899>your garbage Reform party will lose in the by-election, and the seethe coming out from you and your deformed shills will be absolute entertainment. Yes, I can’t wait to be surrounded by an endless sea of illegals who’ll all be allowed to stay under Labour or the Tories. But at least we gave that Nigel guy a bloody nose in that by-election, eh?
>>536513186Wasn't Diana fucking a Saudi prince?
>>536513186>Ordinary people>Royal>Nigel>Finance brokys
>>536513186Di clearly Jewish
>>536517608It looks beautiful you fucking retard
>>536513186>implying not restore>implying she wouldn't want all those gross postings gone asapIs reform retarded? I refuse to believe any body falls for this shit.
>>536513983>DOGE cut off loads of funding
how is this legal to confiscate rings of all things?
>The Guardian view on Henry Nowak’s murder: big tech and the far right are allied in an outrage arms race shameless really
>>536524467Are they filled with coke or something?
>>536524495>guy gets stabbed by foreigner and mocked by pigs as he dies>"OMG RAGEBAIT RAGEBAIT OUTRAGE BIGOT NAZI"there is no cohabiting with unrepentant libleftists, they all must be stripped of assets and sent to live in re-education camps or penal colonies
>>536524467Are they weapons?
not much of a fan of all this woke malarkey tbqh
>>536521277No, that was Charles.
>>536524532no theyre literally just rings that gypsies like to wear that thte police confiscated because they might be harmful if you punch someone with them oncar boot sales and fairs are the last refuge of old english culture and even if im not fan of pikeys i don't want to see anyone arrested for selling knockoff tat or air rifles at fairs which has been done for years now
>>536524583>sent to live in re-education camps or penal coloniesJust send them to India or Africa.They can't complain about that, without being racist.
for all i care, i don't think you have
>>536524639Surely if you punch someone while wearing a ring it'll hurt regardless? And it'll hurt the wearer a fair bit as well. They're shitting themselves as if they're knuckledusters, which should be totally legal btw
>>536524701well they're not, so why should pikeys be allowed knuckle dusters when no one else is?
>>536524495Henry Nowak should be nominated for this years Darwin awards.
RUPERT NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SENDING THEM ALL BACKNOR DOES HE EVER SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NOT LETTING ANOTHER ONE BACK INTHE SOLUTION IS NON-PEACEFUL
>>536524686A daring synthesis, Hegel wrote about this.
Corrrr... Luvs me Diana, simple as
>>536524760Part of their religion mate, please respect r Sikhs
>>536513264>skip to random timestamp>some cuck holding a flag saying "NO RACISM - JUST PATRIOTISM"Holy fuck, I would kill all these weak anti-racist faggots if I could.
Spag bol for tea
>>536525132It was a poor affair.
>>536524249The slopulist narrative that government spending is full of waste and could easily be cut if the right people were in charge (and therefore we could cut taxes or increase spending without depriving anything important of funding) got put to the test under the best possible conditions with DOGE and it was a dismal failure and everyone pretends it didn't happen because every party is trying to be slopulist.
>>536513393You'll know when the Anglo begins to hate.
>>536524701for some reason theyre going hard after country fairs and car boot sales which have always been based and full of semi legal stuff and a bastion of english culture where gollywogs are sold with impunity
genuine question anyone here been to therapy
>>536525549Yeah genuinely probably is because those are the last places where Whites can get some spicy things relatively publicly. All the wog groups have their own private back channels meaning that once again Whitey cannot benefit from the worsening corruption problem in the country.
>>536525834
>>536525638I don't need the rapist, I am the rapist
>>536513834whys he wearing a towel like a woman?
>>536525669yeah the amount of stuff sold at car boots what the rozzers would get you for if you were selling it online is endless.its probably why they did the same to the delboy types in london as well in the 80s
>>536525834heh yeah moderators have to pounce because of the obvious
>>536525549Car boot sales are 90% paki nowadays.
>>536513186She divorced the king so she could go and fuck a paki.
>>536525868>>536525834>whatever you do guys, DO NOT mention the elephant.
>>536525834>>536525868>"what colour were the boys?">*user has been banned for this post*>*comments section locked*
>>536526382>y'all can't behave
>>536513186So many weeds.
>>536526225where i am its 95% white sellers apart from a few pakis selling vapes and other tatbut the paki buyers are a nuisance though
>>536525132Saw video on yt other day of a group of White volunteers clearing up rubbish near a river in East London because the council refused to do itComments had shit like>'This is real patriotism. Not those idiots raising flags everywhere'>'This is what it means to be British. Not moaning about immigrants'hang on here it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj9Hvdzu_zw
>>536515472Fixed for ccuracy
>>536527074*a
>>536526739>we recovered knives, guns, drugs stashes
>>536526228Not really. The King had a mistress from Day 1 and the rest of the RF treated her as a brood mere
>>536527617*mare
>>536527617As did the England Rugby team
>>536513264Britain lost World War II. The Edomite kikes won.
my willys quite small and it has those weird spot things absolutely all over it. what do
THE PURPOSE OF A SYSTEM IS WHAT IT DOES:Green Party:>wants to abolish green energy, replace it with fossil fuels>hates womens' rights>hates green spacesLabour Party:>hates working class citizens>hates people working in generalConservative Party:>conserve vulnerable people and green belt>gross overspending put the country in debt>doesn't care about conserving anything elseReform Party:>protest vote>will get into government and then reform nothing, do nothing, if Nigel does what he did in the EUWHY IS THERE A HISTORICAL SHIFT IN VOTING HABITS?WE JUST DON'T KNOW!
>>536528125>weird spot thingsThose are sweat glands
>>536528221and by "conserve vulnerable people" I mean "conserve completely non-vulnerable pension funds with triple lock guarantees"
oh fuck I missed the Liberal DemocratsLiberal Democrat Party:>hates freedom>policy is decided entirely by whatever Elon Musk is saying or doing
>>536528224they look ugly as fuck though, like a moldy gherkin. all over me bollocks as wellcan get them lasered off but it costs £1000+
>>536528125If you put it inside a lady, no-one will be able to see the size or the spots, and they won't be able to laugh at it.
>>536525868>>536525834Educators deserve this, voted even.
>>536513186can't believe people thought she was pretty.
>>536528125I don't know about the dick, maybe in the spot between nuts and dick, but lumps over the balls seems normal enough if you've got like 20+ though that's kinda weird
>>536528705its easily hundreds if not thousands>>536528625ladies never really commented on it, a couple asked what it was and i explained and they just kind of shrugged it offwhat i wouldnt give to have a smooth knob though
>>536528823>its easily hundreds if not thousandsNo way. you mean the smaller ones then right? that's just where the hair follicles go in. maybe you wouldn't have seen it when you were younger because you wouldn't have had a hair ballsac back then
abandon this thread real here >>536524989
Do you smoke?
>>536524595exactlythere's a whole gov department dedicated to threatening the families of victims of shitskin barbarity
>>536513186LOSTIs that screenshot real?
>>536513186that's why they killed her
>7hr long threadFucking hell lmao, it truly is a dead general.
KEKx.com/Le_Crapaud47/status/2063265580388389054
>>536535174Back to /britfeel/ monglid
I'm brown and I've never tried vindaloo
fucking white people and their..banquetsthe gall!>The Alsace town of Colmar – famous for its half-timbered medieval centre – was the scene last weekend of one of the banquets géants – huge banquets whose popularity in the country has suddenly become a hot political issue.>Run by a company called Le Canon Français (The French Cannon), the banquets are massively attended – €81 (£70) buying you four courses of local gastronomy, all the wine you can drink, and several hours of sing-along camaraderie.>But not everyone is cheering. For the radical left party La France Insoumise (LFI - France Unbowed), the banquets have a dark side.>LFI says it has evidence of racist chanting, and of immigrant staff being insulted. With pork regularly on the menu, they say the feasts are purposely designed to exclude Muslims and vegetarians.>And they point to the financial involvement of an ultra-conservative entrepreneur called Pierre-Edouard Stérin as evidence of a masked ulterior motivation - to promote the agenda of the hard right.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c78q215vyd7o
>>536533632There have been 5 other brit/pol/s that ran to their end while this one was up.
>>536535593kek
>>536535593Like the 5th least attractive girl at the end of the night.5 pints in - she's starting to look dooable
>cheated on her husband with some paki>dated some arab after the divorcelol
>>536536166Princess Diana?
>>536535680alright josh mate had a good caturday??
evening all
Anyone remember them?
>Labour risks being forced to seek emergency help from the International Monetary Fund (IMF) as Britain lurches toward a debt crisis, leading economists have warned.>In a warning shot to Labour leadership hopeful Andy Burnham, the former IMF chief economist Ken Rogoff said a major UK debt crisis before the end of the decade was now more likely than not.>He said repeated shocks including Covid, Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and the Iran war had left the country exposed to a “more than 50:50 chance” of a crisis by 2030 that would force Britain into massive tax rises or spending cuts.>If the shock led to the Bank of England losing control of inflation, the Harvard economics professor said the UK would probably need a bigger rescue package with “support” from the Washington-based lender of last resort.>He said: “In a situation like this, the IMF would be called in for technical support.”i am in need of some temcnical support plz
cheer up ladsfootie's on :)
they rounding up the protestors.its over.
>>536536421Don't worry, a couple million immigrants will sort that out.That's what the IMF will tell us to do if we want some cash from them.
>>536536291alri layeah thanks, bit tired cos was on it last night but just chilling playing warframewbu?
>>536536459never really liked footy prefer rugby or ice hockey
>>536535526>With pork regularly on the menu, they say the feasts are purposely designed to exclude Muslims and vegetarians.Friendship with homosexuals ended. Now vegetarian is best friend.
>>536536413barely. A glowie offshoot of NA? For a brief time in 2017 the Read Siege meme had gone viral across the internet and groups like this started popping up
>>536536537It's that National Rebirth Party faggot in the suit isn't itCan imagine him crying lol
>>536536562lol on the booze you mean or got some bud? been chilling too checking out that retroachievements site, did you end up having a butchers at those open uni courses lad?
>>536536038>>536536189
>>536536537Pathetic propaganda headline.
>>536536802aww - stay warm. Alone.
>>536536745bit of both lacame back to me gaff early cos too much socialisation + was pissed and one of me mates dropped a joint off to help me sleep cos he knows I've barely slept this week, and thats your answer to the OU query too, barely slept so not done anything other than finalise getting my property pool set updo have other good news though, support workers here have started actively telling me to apply and that they want me working here when I'm sorted in my new gaff so I'm thinking I'll do a deep dive into OU after one or the otherwas speaking to two of the lads from here the other day too after someone collapsed in the building and they both know first aid so were first on scene soon as they heard the bird the lad was with shouting. but they've encouraged me to go for that as well so thats defo something that'll be useful esp if I end up working here>retroachievementshttps://retroachievements.org/corrr I'll have a look at that toogot a massive backlog of old games I wanna replay like the final fantasies
>>536536537why would you allow them to arrest you? why wouldn't you become a fugitive? the state and the police have lost all legitimacytheyre openly hostile to the peoplewhy submit to them? because theyre a power?
>>536536413For legal reasons I ceased to be a member some time prior to 28th February 2020. The last thing I remember happening was some lad got rumbled putting posters up around manny kek. I was meant to go but got cold feet. Still got one of their flags knocking around one of them gave me.
>>536536540>Impossible Mission ForceWill Tom Cruise come and depose queer
>>536537150>t. InformantGot cold feet on this specific date. Yeah. Fuck off
https://xcancel.com/JamesPGoddard90/status/2063320109171843173#m>NORMIES NEED TO SEE THIS NOW>This is the real face of the Sikh Community.>Bobby Singh a close friend of Tommy Robinson and Guramutt on a live stream with other Sikhs voting whether to piss or shit on Henry Nowak’s grave>In this horrific video they claim Henry started it and got what he deserved.>The most vile part is when tell their audience press 1 if you think I should piss on Henry Nowak’s grave or press 2 if I should shit on his grave>Then one of them said “This is exactly what the Kirpan is for, to fight oppression>This is what they really think of Henry and white people in general. This is why these horrible people have to go >These are the anti white b**tards Tommy Robinson has been defending, these are the people he’s telling you to respect.>Please share this video far and wideBRO TIER I hate their accents
a resurrection of the read siege meme would be funny
>>536537111White people are only allowed to be stabbed and sliced across the pond. Real shame init?
>>536537482Merry Siegemas
>>536536802Stay madNight
my anglo brothers
>>536537546
>>536537254Some time prior you being the key phrase sausage
someone redpill me on siege
>>536537755>Sonnenkreig doesn't that translate to sun war? or something like that? wtf
>>536537775Shouldn't you be focusing on installing that pull up bar, fatty?
i'm having wigger starmer conniptions againwish i never saw WS, I was there when he first posted it but it's gone from guffaw to pure dread
>>536537408>I hate their accentsHearing "You chat shit you get banged bruv" in that stupid accent is weird
>>536537960i watched this eichman movie called "the german doctor" and he talks about the sun mythology stuff
Actually siege is right up your street. James Mason is also reliant on the government and soup kitchens to stay alive.
>>536538112>James Masonthat was sean connery's SAS character in The Rock with nick cage
>>536538085Also it isn't a fucking turtleneck, it's a quarter zip
>>536537202Wrong IMF. This is the Israeli Money Factory.
>>536538095got a link that sounds cooli knew about sonnenkommando troops and himler was big into the occult
>>536538337Himmler was a gay manlet hinduboo
>>536537408I'd love to see a right-wing crowd shout for Tommy to fuck off.
>>536536537we need to send them all commissary money to make their prison time a bit easier imo
>>536538449>I'd love to see a right-wing crowd [CENSORED] TommySo true
>>536538337i told you the title of the movie retard. if you cant find it kill yourself
end all bennies for the middle class
It's sad that a brit/pol/ thread is so shite these days that I no longer seem it worthy of my content.
>>536538337Read this
>>536538712Why? You think the world will change if people read out of date pish you recommended?
>>536538700my anglo brother
big if true
The absolute state of brit/pol/. Namefags and tripfags group hugging. You fucking clowns.
>>536538848Sugar baths are nothing new. This isn't 'big if true'.Nothing burger.
>>536538848Based if true but still shouldn't really be the case. Just like Ian Watkins he should have been formally and legally executed by the state.
>>536538700Reckon Ofcom has banned 4chan already but we're just all on the same ISP that hasn't got around to it yet.
>>536513186Nigel is a leftist LARPer...you island goblins still havnt learned how deluded and ignorant you truly are...
>>536538848He'll be the next Huntley / Watkins
>>536538963I'm in Kyiv on £7 a day roaming. It's not ofcom.
>>536538848Looooool that was extremely quick. He'll need to be placed into solitary for the rest of his life now for his own protection. Imagine that, a lifetime in a dark room alone covered in burn scars.
>>536538963Oh no, how will the flabby nonce cope without his britpol?
>>536538801Its largely about the origin of the black sun symbol and mythos as represented in the sonnenrad etc.Also translation of the thule series if anyone wants, that also goes into the black sun.
>>536539068That's not how it works. He will be moved to an intermediary wing. Not nonces but protection. Rule 43 and a half.
>>536539074continue his larping on mumsnet
>>536538932Giving the state a codified mechanism to kill people is infantile and short-sighted
>>536538848Depends who threw it.
>>536539125It's bollocks. The black sun hasn't been relevant since my grandfather's days. Get new material.
>>536539185I sympathise with that argument but it's also the historical norm.
>>536539185>infantile and short-sightedPerfect for brit/pol/
>>536539125https://thule-trilogy.blogspot.com/
Is there anything legally stopping me from turning off the water supply to random houses? (open the water checker thing in front of house and turn the key thing off)Just thought it would be a laugh you know.
>>536539356>Is there anything legally stopping me from turning off the water supply to random houses? (open the water checker thing in front of house and turn the key thing off)trespass and vandalism innit?
>>536538848>..... and on a lighter note
>>536538848wonder which group did itwould have thought the Muslim in prison might be sympathetic to him for killing a White Brit, but he is a Sikh who they dislike at best
>>536539356Might be even funnier to turn it on full blast so they get too much water.
>>536539486They are in the public path m8. I have right of way.
>>536539185If there is a bad man with a gun the gun police come and shoot himSimple as
>>536539471Looks like something little kids do while trying to look cool
>>536539486They are out on public footpaths under a 10cmsquare metal plate
>>536539356>>536539560if there were any based men left in brit/pol/ they would be calling this "nigger tier behaviour"
>>536539600going under that 10cm square plate is trespassing since you're not authorized. if you are a plumber you have a better case
>>536539255So is polio
Westminster Voting Intention: RFM: 29% (+2) LAB: 20% (=) CON: 17% (-1) GRN: 14% (-1) LDM: 11% (-1) SNP: 3% (=) Via @OpiniumResearch , 3-5 Jun. Changes w/ 20-22 May.
>>536538848>I don't think you have mate
>>536539356If I just like, piss on my hands, and then like, whip-throw blocks of butter at old peoples heads from a short distance, technically I think that would work out as quite funnyAnd then when the coppers come to arrest me I'll smell of piss and then I can piss myself in the trousers as they are handcuffing me on the floorI'd also drink food dye so that any piss that comes out is green
>>536539585Everything they do is performative. Permanent Bollywood state.
>>536539471nice try pussy napkins
There are sirens and shit. Staying in bed.
>>536539185how about the death penalty but only for people who throw bins at police? if it actually hits they kill one random member of the family too
>>536539721Polio is not a policy proposal. But fortunately cholera et al are indeed making a comeback
>>536539700Oh dear i better not dare then. Wouldn't want to never get caught but worry i might do and die of stress.
you heard about this where if you and your girlfriend break up after three years, she can divorce you and take assets?
>>536539471More likely to cut themselves with that kind of flailing.
>>536539771Where is this Cyprus?
>>536539763What the fuck are those jumping slaps? Is the camera lens weird or am I going crazy, bits of it looked AI towards the end
>>536539840Kyiv. I'm on hollbobs.
LibDems & Greens seething
>>536539775That's exactly who it would end up being applied to while murderers go free. Murderers are not a threat to the state. Dissidents are.
>>536539873*Hollybobs. Phoneposting for obvious reasons.
>>536539763Damn you could see the shockwaves from those downward slaps. Brutal.
>HENRY Nowak’s killer Vickrum Digwa still had a knife on him even after being arrested and taken to a police station.>The kirpan, a Sikh ceremonial dagger worn around the neck, was taken from Digwa, 23, only when he was searched before being put into a cell.>A source said: “Either the arresting officers knew he had the kirpan on and let him keep it on after his arrest, or they missed it and it was only picked up when he was searched at the police station. Either way, it is a massive blunder and could have been dangerous.”
>>536513264I can’t believe this anti-semitism.Starmer is right, you truly need more brown people.
>no kirpans is prison?How will a good sikh boy cope?
>>536539873Where's that, then? Never heard of it.
>>536513186this is bullshit, if she were alive today she'd be calling for the entirety of mumbai to movie to London specifically for diversity reasons.
piss stained arse turbans
>>536540035fake paper ones
Lads I've been thinking about releasing a David Icke themed range of scents and skincare products for men
>>536539942Probably still has it on him in prison
>>536540048So just like reform?
>>536540035Apparently wardens have been warned about his obsession with knives so he shouldn't be getting anywhere near anything pointed.He's also apparently hiding in his cell every day shitting himself about being attacked
>>536540118Been done
ceremonial plastic sex arse
>>536539771comfy
>>536540035Do they let them wear turbans? Surely that is dangerous because they could unwrap it and use it as a rope to escape.
>>536539776>Polio is not a policy proposalFucking should be
>>536540195It's actually really comfy. Makes Britain look boring.
>>536540038You know fine well where it is. You lost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7L0MYq4fcM
>>536538932>Just like Ian Watkins he should have been formally and legally executed by the state.This.
What if I'm getting chased by cops and I get naked and shit on my hands and rub it on my self.
>>536540258>Your party manifesto just says "polio">Yes, and we indeed to deliverI'm going to start investing in Motability and shares of companies that make those slidey doors and ramps for cars to let wheelchairs in
Businesses idea:Give criminals a Disease that requires constant treatment that you can revoke if they're not good boys.
>>536540384ExactlyThe cops will be forced to respect your initiative
>>536539471I once would have found that kind of thing cool, but Jeet fatigue has set in and I just find them and all they do tiresome.
Farrrrcking hell that's some wave lads boris done a number on us.
>>536540450Blacks already have aids
>>536540450Better business idea: Give it to everyone and run an ultra totalitarian slave state
>>536540398Typical brit/pol/. Investing in shit that was mostly done in the 1980s...Spacker.
>>536540038Think he means Kiev, the place that was named after chicken kievs cos they liked 'em so much.
>>536540555Business idea:Nigger aids
>>536540524I'm kinda surprised emigration is that low, felt like everyone I knew left the UK for better countries
>>536540558rnhs couldn't handle that
>>536540524POLES OUTPAKIS IN
>>536540632They just told you that because youre annoying and moved a few streets away. .
>>536540212Or neck himself
>>536540652That's the point. Ration the treatment so everyone is competing to be the goodest goy to get higher up the list
>>536540683That's probably fair
The app says it's over but the sirens are still going. Interesting.
>>536540809Tf you doing in kiev?
>>536540738Can't he hang himself with his own long hair?
>>536540398I'm going to get one of those spack vehicles for no reason and use it as my normal carI'll park it beside coffee shops when people are drinking coffee outsideand I'll go HNNNNNRRRFF and do a massive spack flail like a big salmon banging my head on the windows and stuff
>>536514545Well done genius ... you had one job, to normalise opposition to the BBC, just not the part about spending untold millions of taxpayers money on the social engineering campaigns for isreal.Thinks ... lol.
So I got a maccies breakfast meal (double egg sausage muffin, hash brown, drink).Why the FUCK is a cappuccino considered to be a 60p upgrade now. The only free one was black coffee or white coffee.£7.59Worlds gone mad.
>>536540850Must be a right pain having hair that long. Youd think theyd just wear wigs they could take off easy. Maybe a one piece hair/turban combo.
>>536540850In Sikh terms he looked like a hairlet in that arrest video.Barely mustering a mullet
>>536540842Shopping for lamps at the local flea markets. I like lamps.
>>536541004>be part of religion requires you to not cut your hair and have a beard>have the worst facial hair possible>also be indiansome people never stood a chance
>>536540951Shoulda gone to spoons
No drew pritchards in Ukraine.........You have to take risks to make money.
>>536538848Can someone please explain to me why prisoners are allowed access to boiling water?
>>536541307They will strip the live wires out of the light switch, fix to a razorblade and boil it in a mug themselves
Must be a pretty easy gig on a sub that never leaves dock.
>>536540617Ah, intredasting. Thank you.
>>536541307Taking tea from a Brit is akin to war talk. There was a boiler on every landing back in the 90s when I was in jail. Now they have a kettle in every cell. Plus a boiler on every landing.
>>536541411proppa cunning
>>536541307Human rights innit
>>536541450twee nonsense
>>536541426That's the thing, innit. The army are probably perfectly happy with this arrangement because it means a comfy home job.They could and should push hard for extra resources rather than just sitting around with their thumbs up their arses, but they seem to like it this way.
>>536541411Why do they have access to a light switch and razor blades?>>536541450And no one in management or government sees any issue with this? Even after the 50th prison napalm attack this week?>>536541476Just have a prison canteen where they get served lukewarm tea from behind a barrier.
>>536541542sometimes people in prison manage to obtain things they shouldn't have
>>536541542The worst ones should just be left on an island to fend for themselves. Of course there would be patrol boats to make sure no one escapes.
>>536541586Aren't they supposed to regularly search cells for this reason?>>536541615Funny enough I've been saying for years they should be building giant fuck off prisons on some of the unpopulated Scottish islands. Could put all the boatwogs up there too.
>>536541615Business idea: televise it
>>536541586Seen enough stories about the swarms of drones flying over prisons dropping them all sorts of treats and lootboxes, while the guards do absolutely fuck all about it.
>>536541411It's not that easy. You have to get a wire first. Then you have to burn a hole in the central light plastic cover. One that can't be easily seen. To stop them seeing it you need some gum to plug the hole. The hole has to be directly opposite the live wire junction. Then...You take your wire, if needs to be about 6ft long. One strand of copper, tie half a razor blade to the end..,You'll need a match to wrap the single strand of copper around to poke into the live. The match insulates you. Then you need the other half of the razor blade attached to about 3ft of wire which you attach to the heating pipe as an earth.,You have to scrape the paint off to get to bare metal. Again. So the screws don't see it on their daily inspection. (They'll find it eventually)Then you need a clean sock to filter the water you boiled between two half razor blades because they shed particles. It takes an hour to make a cup of tea this way and you WILL get caught eventually. 90s jail.Now they have a kettle and sockets in every pad. Cushty.
>>536541767Is it that hard to put mesh over a yard?It's like they aren't even trying.
>>536541542>Just have a prison canteen where they get served lukewarm tea from behind a barrier.Where the queue becomes an open season to settle scores...They keep us apart for a reason.
>>536541615
>>536541806they probably aren't
>>536541879If someone is violent enough to immediately jump someone in a queue then they're too violent to be out in general population and should be in a higher security where they're locked away 23 hours a day.>>536541933Okay but that then begs the question of why?
>>536541806>A prison full of inmates that have no access to drugs.There's a happening a brewing
>>536541805In your effort to repost what i said in a more complex way to make it seem cool that you were in prison like a scummy dickhead, you forgot about using toothpaste as a filler if needed.
>>536541686>Aren't they supposed to regularly search cells for this reason?You can flush stuff you don't want found down the toilet, just tie it to some strings you take out of your blanket and recover it later. I once got a smoke off a lad 6 cells down in the sec unit using a plastic bag they gave me teabags in tied onto some blanket strings. We flushed them down the bog till they tangled and I could pull them in. Got a light from two AA batteries, a staple and the bottom of a marvel tin. Bear Grylls doesn't have a look in.
I take it summer is over then.
>>536541980Some combination of lack of resources, cynicism and corruption/cover-ups like every other public service in this shithole
>>536541980>If someone is violent enough to immediately jump someone in a queue then they're too violent to be out in general population and should be in a higher security where they're locked away 23 hours a day.You would be servicing the entire wing. Shoving drugs up your arse on every visit just to hand them over....Every single time the doors open in jail someone gets attacked. There's a reason they are in there lad.
Labour are slowly criminalising anyone who doesn't vote for them
>>536541750I'm giving my telephone votes to Ubugu
>>536542025Toothpaste is good for sticking pictures up. That is all. Gum for blocking the light fitting needs to be translucent. Toothpaste isn't.
>>536542238Isn't this just what happened to the BNP?
Went to Tesco today.I shit you not most people are niggers or pakis.Normally pretty White on a Saturday. The fuck is going on?Have all the Whites moved out my city? Or have all the niggers moved in?
>>536542021Drugs make people more violent, not less.>>536542067So why aren't they searching the toilets when they search cells?Or engineering toilets in such a way that stuff can only go one way?>>536542137>lack of resourcesThis is what I don't understand. Aren't the public generally in favour of spending more on prisons?It makes you seem tough on crime.If a party announced they would build a bunch of extra prisons, I feel like it would be a vote winner.Corruption and cynicism would probably be solved by the more resources too.>>536542215Then build more higher security prisons and do that then? If you can't behave, you go to a higher security prison and lose your freedoms. Simple as.This state we're in now where wanton violence and laws of the jungle are just accepted is vile. We're supposed to be a civilised country.
>>536542215nah they are all good lads who will be yer bezzie mate at the homeless shelter if you buy them a bog roll la
>>536542238Kek, yet the FSU supports Labour openly and gives them money.Almost like the laws are bullshit and they just selectively enforce what they want.
>>536542299>Have all the Whites moved out my city? Or have all the niggers moved in?Both.I lived in an area in the Greater Manchester region, was there like 7 yrs and become more and more browned. Moved 4 yrs ago, so dread to think what it's like now.
>>536542407why you go to prison? Seeing as you are in brit/pol it must be something to do with kids and noncing no doubt
tunnocks teacakes desu
>>536542407I wish there was a place for me. Reddit is faggots.Twitter is faggots X10.Insta is zoomer pish. Tiktok I don't even...4chan is just lonely cunts that never did shit. Bitching. Fucking bitches. None of you have lived a day in your lives.
>>536542539He's never been to prison or he'd know why his 'ideas' are retarded.
>>536542539funny that you think this and yet come here willingly.
>>536542576was someone else getting all the attention fatty?LMAO
>>536542631don't reply to the argentinian retard with anything but derision
>>536542591>>536542631>you have to have gone to prison to think its insane that prisoners can just main and kill each other with impunityok lad
>>536542591if you'd truly lived would this really be an issue for you?
>A company which makes kebabs for takeaways and restaurants has been fined £500,000 for selling "lamb" that was "mostly skin and fat".>Swansea Crown Court heard the lamb products of Kismet Kebabs Ltd, based in Essex, contained little actual lamb, but a mix of fat, skin, assorted meats and mechanically reclaimed meat products.>Kismet was also ordered to pay £259,298 in costs, with a judge saying the company had engaged in "considerable dishonesty" over a prolonged period of time.>Lee Reynolds, prosecuting on behalf of Swansea Council, told the court the firm had "misled wholesalers, retailers and consumers".Grim but Lush
>>536542670business idea: nice prisoners
>>536542670Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying. Go look at the complex crimes people do. They're not daft. Drilling the safest of safest. Running multi country drug importations.Look at the money involved. Then add in career gobshites. Then add in mental cunts. Then add in violent fuckers.It's a heady mix, policed by idiots on not much more than minimum wage.
>>536542664same for mental health hostel nonce and crippled dad shitskin jeet techlet KEKLMAO
>>536542843New>>536542843When>>536542843Ready>>536542843Lads
>>536542752My kids are asleep and I'm in Kyiv I'm bored.
>>536542828all the lads who've just come out of jail here are dead sound and tell stories about how its nowhere near as bad as people make out as long as you're respectful. mongs get sorted out pretty quickly though. if bogdan went jail he'd end up in solitary or moved to a secure wing because he doesn't know how to socialise and be respectful so he'd end up being abused and robbed daily for example
>>536542868I hear there are loads of hohol women knocking about willing to shag anything with a working bottom half
>>536542927>so he'd end up being abused and robbed daily for exampleDamn, I bet he's not used to being robbed daily.
>>536542292And UKIP, I think there was an adoption scandal
>>536542930There's thousands of extremely hot women everywhere.I'm not here for that though.
>>536542868>Are we going to disney land daddy?>no we are going to israel2 the sex trafficking hotspot of europe as the russians bomb it
>>536542238Guess Petch is a jew
>>536542927nah lad he'd give em the ol "think about that before acting tough with me" line
I'm here for soviet industrial lighting. The women can be as hot as they like (they are extremely hot and there's plenty more than men)I'm just here lamping.
>>536543065My kids are adults now. Kiddo.
>>536542963>>536543093top kek
>>536543065You got any kids?Didn't think so.....
>>536543065newfag>>536543158glad to see you're still about lad
>>536542927the only people the nonce can make friends with are ankle tagged oap rapists that were locked up for being a detriment to society LMAO
>>536543265Never turns up.....
>>536543265you'd get your head caved in on day one here
