https://x.com/HunterBiden/status/2062909270643892416
>>536527222Why are democrats such fucking CHADS? Meanwhile conservatives cry baby bitches. I have suspicion that conservative women deep down secretly crave the BIG LIBERAL COCK.
>>536527222>hunter has discovered the joys of shitposting
>>536527222He was born with a silver spoon crammed up his ass and handed everything in life on a silver platter but squandered it to become a drug addict retard dipshit who would be in prison were it not for his dad handing him a literal get out of jail free card. Nobody with at least half a brain should feel any sympathy for him and he's in no position to lecture anyone about morals and ethics.
>>536527222>You're
>>536529281Still more relatable than Trump’s kids
>>536527222Own’ed his as’s
>>536528972>>536527222>the last president of USA has parlayed the title his father owned into an eceleb career2026 is the future(tm)Digits witnessed
>>536529465Yep Hunter wins this one
>>536527540>I have suspicion that conservative women deep down secretly crave the BIG LIBERAL COCK.Nope. Just you. But you'll never be a woman, so...
You absolute retards think thats hunter biden making those posts and not a PR team
>>536527222What a weirdo lol
>>536529863well they're pretty good at it, unlike trumps truth social team who post 14 paragraphs of nonsense.
>>536529556And that's a win in our books. It's okay to like some of the globalhomo elites!
>>536530065That doesn't change the dacy that your dumbass thought it was him>muh TrumpKys retard
>>536527222He's got my vote
>>536530212i know you're currently high on jew cum, as all miggers are, but if you'll take a minute to notice i am a 2 post by ID in this thread. i know you're too dumb to know what that means, but i want you spend the rest of the thinking about it.
>>536528972Was Hunter based all along?
>>536530296He makes miggers seethe uncontrollably so I am thinking yes
damn he's totally a salt of the earth normal guy, this is working!!!!!!!!!!
>>536527222liberals just have to shit on everything people do, for no reason whatsoever other than a wildly misplaced sense of superiority
>>536527222>paid for his crimesAs a Biden he never had to.
>>536530554Yeah it's funny watching the woke crowd go straight back to 1950s tier taboos on everyone they don't like. Omg did you hear the Republican candidate had SEX !?!??!?
>>536527222That’s ai
>>536530296dude is a literal millionaire who was fucking 2/10 crackwhores just for the love of the game of course he is based not to mention having the entire migger online sphere analyzing his dick picks pixel by pixel for months
>daddy's boy coke fiendHe's gayer than faggots taking it up the ass desu.
>>536528972No lie, i am liking this nigger more and more with each single shitpost he makes..
>>536529863Twitter/X is just the millennial version of facebook boomers getting fooled by AI video clips.
>>536527222dunno why people hating on Hunter. he is a the product of his environment, his parents raised him like that. if anyone to blame it's his father/mother. but then his parents (Biden) just like Trump are good parents because they did everything they could (even illegal things) to set their children up for life.
>>536528972god damn
Not gonna lie, former trump chud here, I always liked this Hunter character ever since his swollen gargantual veiny cock was being plastered all over /pol/
>>536527222His jew wife taught him how to pilpul.
>>536528972That account is speaking in third person because it's not Hunter writing the posts, because he's off smoking crack.
>>536527222The difference between Johnny and Hunter is that Johnny overcame his vices. Hunter almost got the point but missed it entirely. Johnny did all those things because he wanted people to know he'd felt their pain, been at rock bottom but then clawed his way back up. He wanted to shine a the light of God on broke people and inspire them to be better. Hunter is an unrepentant crack addict gooner born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Johnny wrestled with his demons, but this faggot embraces them. I'm genuinely fucking mad.
>>536527222Will Hunter Biden start country singer carreer ?
>>536527222Johnny Cash never got a footjob from his niece.
>>536538642He can use his crackpipe as a flute
>>536538642No and he doesn't give a shit about anyone but whores, who he doesn't pay.
>>536538298>Hunter is an unrepentant crack addictHe got over his addiction. You're lying for no reason.
>>536530296The guy is a millionaire who was snorting blow off escort's arses.>THEY WERE WHORESWhen her minimum price has a comma, she's an escort.
>>536530212Point stands either way. Seethe and cope magat.
This guy is doing a massive media and internet marketing run right now. Is he getting into politics or something? Not exactly a big gun for the dems???
>>536538298how many millions like jonny that failed. faggots like you have retarded boomer mentality. just stop doing drugs, start singing/playing/dancing and you too will be rich and famous like jonny. stop being lazy and only sleep 3 hours a night like Elon and you too can build your own spacex/tesla company, if you don't then it means you're a lazy loser. why are you broke, anon?
>>536541092No>>536541831You also completely missed the point. Johnny was a famous musician before he started doing drugs. He wasn't saying "just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and you too can be a famous musician." He was saying "I overcame my vices, and you can too." I don't know how you could possibly misunderstand me that badly, or somehow think "don't do drugs, work hard and improve yourself" is a psyop.
>>536528972So fucking vased....
>>536542165>or somehow think "don't do drugs, work hard and improve yourself" is a psyop.so, is it a psyop or not? I am having hard time believing that 99% of the world love being poor and are not working hard enough
>>536529708And you will never be Israeli you fucking Boomer MIGA faggot
>>536542561Are you trolling me or are you just retarded?
>>536527222Treating Johnny Cash like a Christlike figure of sacrifice and pain who rises up to save the innocent and lost and the damned is an extremely cool way to put it.These are the Elder God Gen X that are the greatest people on Earth most of the Gen X are trash but for some reason you get a Hunter Biden.
>>536527222Checked OP.But damn, if Hunter isn't one intelligent, eloquent, handsome motherfucker, with a fucking great, relatable, in many ways enviable, story to boot.I mean, the only downside I can see, is that the family name for his dad is Paedo Pete,
>>536543542OK, I may have been a tad hasty in declaring the ex-President's proclivities are the only thing, but damn, he's got a pretty reasonable cock too,, don't he?
>>536530296I have no idea, really, but he is a funny motherfucker!
>>536529281>squanderedLived it up like a fucking rock-star, you mean?Imagine living like that, in those circles, with not a care in the world. Fucking wicked, and good on him, ask me. And I was born in the 70s
>>536529863Checked. Are they trying to run this guy?
>>536544241>checkedDa fuck you checking, Holmes?
>>536527222Oh, here's that totally organic post about how hunter biden is being awesome again by the bunker trannies trying to prop him up for 2028. It's getting old, go kys.
>>536527222Hunter Biden is a rich degenerate faggot who smokes crack and worked for Burisma to sell his corrupt gangster family's influence.
>>536544656Im retarded
>>53652722210% for the big guy
>>536543075you're the retard if you fall for that jew psyop. don't do drugs, work hard, pay taxes, goy! life isn't about responsibilities, moron. look everywhere in nature, only cucked humans cuck themselves with laws that prohibit all fun so you are forced to suffer from birth to death, unless you're a jew or ultra wealthy.
>>536533899>dont hate anyone because they were raised that wayThis is what liberals say about blacks btw and it means nothing
>>536527222>Jonny cash was a cool degenerate and so am IWhat fucking tool
>>536545402point I was making is that you always have to blame parents. if your kid is a fuck up at 30 that's on you. it's amazing how faggots always take responsibility when kids are a success in life but always shift blame when kids are a failure.
>>536527540YOOOO HUNTER IS BASED?!!WHAT?!!Oh fuck, I thought he was a the spoiled faggot son of the pedo elite, I thought he just raped his niece, and peddled influence and geopolitical favors to kikes, I thought he was just a corrupt degenerate faggot who literally can't stop scamming people.OH FUCK, how could I be so wrong bros?!?! I should fucking vote for the dems now, god I hope they fuck up inflation and mask me again. I hope they troon my kids and funnel all my taxes to communist revolutionaries here and abroad. Damn dude, hope BLM fucks my house up again. LETS GO CHAZ PART 2. Hell ya bro, fucking based hunter.retard.
>>536529863I have no doubts the Johnny cash guy tweeting him was part of the same team
>>536527222I don't remember Johnny Cash's father being a senator then a vice president allowing him access to exorbitant amounts of wealth so he could smoke crack and fuck prostitutes and his niece all shielded by his father's political position. The fucking audacity to never really take accountability for any of that and compare yourself to Johnny Cash. I'll bet Hunter was high on crack and balls deep in a twelve year old while he posted it.
With the technology thats available... they either need to dial it back so we can maintain normalcy or its time for something new altogether. Its these small band aids over largewounds efforts that just keep us in a loop of blaming.
>>536529281Hi Hunter.
>>536529281And I'm voting for him in 28
He ruined his own momentum already
>>536538298Hunter didn't compare himself to Johnny Cash dumb ass.
>>536528972>who tf is Hunter BidenI know this isn't the point of the thread, but the only reason anyone knows who Hunter Biden is is because the Republican Party weren't able to dig up any real scandals on Joe Biden. There are retarded boomers out there right now who think Hunter Biden is some kind of degenerate criminal mastermind who was running a corruption network for Sleepy Joe in Ukraine or something. When in reality, he's just that disappointment druggie fuck-up a lot of rich families have, and that was the only chink in Joe Biden's otherwise relatively uneventful record of public service that the Republicans could find. With all the problems America has had over the past decade, it's almost insulting that they tried to make this a central part of their anti-Democrat platform. But of course, they can't attack on substantive policy positions, because they're terrible on substance too.
>>536527222Hunter Biden for 2028 president
>>536546988He married a kike, he was dead in the water already
>>536548214>they can't attack on substantive policy positions,They literally won an election on policy alone. Fuck identity politics everyone is tired of that shit.
>>536548525You think anyone who voted for Trump did so because of policy? American politics is so tribal at this point the Republicans could run a literal corpse, weekend at Bernie's style, and still pick up 45% of the vote. The question isn't how you convince people to vote for you, because most people have already made up their minds, it's how you motivate your voters to turn out. And in 2024 the Democrats were retarded enough to run one of the most unpopular vice presidents in living memory. Oh, and they waited until the last moment to make her their candidate too. Trump basically won by default.
>>536528972Okay I like hunter now...
>>536531153It’s just played backwards
>>536528972Only thing missing is some cock pics
>>536528972Peak honking
>>536538220Based self aware crackhead, the true geniuses. Let the soberyim deal in the real world.