Say something nice about the secretary of war on his birthday!
>>536534641I assumed he was older than meyikes
>>536534758He’s also a drunk
>>536534641He's too much of a fag to pull of an alpha male persona.
>>536535250But he’s the secretary of war!!
>>536534641I am older than him and I could kick his ass
>>536535318>secretaryThen get him some flowers and a nice card for Secretary's Day.Maybe a gift certificate to spa so he can get his nails done.
>>536535483He would probably unironically enjoy that
>>536534641Mutts Law. Until Valhalla Soldier 07 God Speed Sir!
I'm giving him his worst fear for his birthday.A beard
>>536534641Man he's so much better than that fat anti white cuck before him.
>>536534641fuck that zionist bitch
>>536534641He's done a great job of being a nigger.
>>536535686Lloyd Austin?
>>536534641You truly defied expectations by not just graduating from an Ivy League university, but also becoming the first mentally disabled Secretary of Defense. Happy Birthday, sir!
Happy Birthday Beautiful Stay Lit
>>536535915But Trunp said we won the war and Pete leads the war
happy birthday sir. they dont understand what youre doing but in a few years theyll be building statues of you all across the US.
>>536534641Happy Birthday PeteGod bless you and your family
>>536534641Is there a secretary of niggers?
>>536534641>Declares himself Secretary of War>Immediately loses warHow embarrassing
>>536534641>Say something nice
>>536536678kek
>>536534641You faggots should be glad that at least this isn't your commander in chief.
>>536534641
>>536534641He defeated the great Satan and is driving Israel toward its own destruction.
Was he born on Leap Day?
>>536534641Crappy birthday you drunken retarded faggot heading straight for hell
>>536537239what is he saying?
>>536534641He can suck a mean mutilated cock.
>>536535538>He would probably unironically enjoy that
>>536534641Drunken wannabe hard man who brings disgrace to Christinaity and America.
>>536534641Best military in the world . Still loses to Iran.
>>536538098Best military in the world and Iran gets railed like a submissive little cunt
>>536534641Cheers bro, drinking a vodka + oj Toast to ones that get to live out their dreams.
>>536534641Happy Birthday to you, Pete!Keep up the good work.
>>536534641I wish Hegseth the hillbilly dumb fuck a very pleasant incarceration after the failed invasion of Iran and the thousands of dead mutt he'll be responsible for.Trump has so obviously positioned him to be thrown under the bus.
>>536534641I hope it's his last birthday. Death to America.
>>536534641He really has proven that no matter how unqualified or incompetent you are that you can still have a really important job.
>>536534641Do you think he'll stop drinking after this birthday?
I cant hate him because he is my blood. I think he will face a lot of shit after Trumps term is over though. Happy birfday norsebro Pete.
>>536538926No.
>>536534641Secretary I have a question.If my white dog isn't a problem then is he the only one locked in my yard?
>lol
What a alpha On Focus: "The only thing that matters is mission accomplishment... Maximum lethality".On Objective: He argues the military’s role is to win wars, not just defend, stating, "we have warriors, not 'defenders'".On Engagement: He advocates for fighting by "our own rules" rather than those of the past, focusing on victory
>>536534641If he hadn't named his kids butch and dozer or sniper and gunner or whatever ultramacho thing he named them, we would suspect him of homosex tendencies. But he did so we don't.
>>536539139If you can hate Quisling, you can hate Kegsbreath
>>536534641This retard quoted Pulp Fiction thinking it was a Bible verse, he's actually fucking stupid.
>>536534758Same. Having no soul ages you faster, I guess.
he shares a birthday with shinji? perhaps when pete dies the next asian boy will be shinji and then the plot of evangelion can begin.
>>536534641Why did USA elect radicals?
I'm just happy my tax dollars paid for even a small portion of his family trip to Europe to celebrate.
>>536539139do you like everyone from your country?
of course this zesty faggot was born during gay pride month.
>>536539654they're all so infantile lol. this is exactly the type of person mussolini and hitler were, btw. retards try to rewrite them as geopolitical geniuses even though they got their toddler shit kicked in.
>>536539548Hes no Quisling. Yet at least.>>536539838Most of them. They good boys and gals
>>536534641>hhhhhhaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk>tuuuuaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Enjoyed his comments at Normandy. Whites will only listen if someone happens to be blubbing about WW2.
>>536539874Lmao
>>536534641Pete Hegseth is only three years older than me and is gray as a motherfucker. This just shows how much bullshit you have to carry when you're that high in the federal government, and how fast it ages you.
>>536534641Of course this zogfilth was born on first annual Die for Israel Day
