Why do the police waste so much time on this kind of shit? Taxpayers deserve better. I bet those pigs will seethe so fucking hard when I leave her skeleton on the side of the highway.
>>536536424mmm outbackmight go out and grab some bloody red meat after work, im beat
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>>536536424Now they have to go all the way outback in different direction for your outback ass and waste even more resources
I'm here for the larp just in case it's real
>>536536424make windchimes and hang them on your neighbors porch
>>536536424If she was hiding under water she would no longer be usable anyway.
>>536536424It's called living in a first world country. If I or one of my family members went missing, I'd want the authorities to do everything in their power to rescue us as well.
>>536536424american cops be like, Jeff start the Van, I've linked a suspect to the 1976 dead hooker with no next of kin through his piss in a urinal at Denny's. I siphoned it myself. I'm so gonna get a promotion for this one
>>536536424>I bet those pigs will seethe so fucking hard when I leave her skeleton on the side of the highway.So what's it like being a mineshaft?
>>536539023>Let's just waste millions of dollars because muh feelsNobody cares about your loved ones beside you. Why should we have to pay?>>536536424Based. Put me in the screencap if it turns out to be real.
>>536536424$100,000,000.00 was spent looking for Savannah Guthrie's 110-year-old mom who was going to die of old age soon anyways. Complete waste of resources on shit like this. Police abuse this shit to pump their fraudulent overtime payments.
>>536536424They're afraid of niggers
>>536539023Okay so start a GoFundMe for when it happens to you. Police are eating tax money like it's halloween candy.
>>536538851If I actually murdered her I would definitely put her in a chicken wire mesh cage so that only animals that don't break bones can eat her. Occasionally I'd hose off the excess flesh. Then after about 8 weeks I'd use cheap copper wire from the back of an old crt monitor to bind her skeleton. I might have to drill a few holes to wire her, unfortunately. I want the skull on the spine. That will probably be my downfall because they will figure out the specific type of drill and look into who bought one in the last 15 years. Again just a waste of taxpayer money. >Who would murder a "mother" I mean butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, right? Right??Even a snake can become a mother. I'll leave her by the A1
>>536536424don't worry timmy they won't spend a dime when your pasty ass dissappears
