> be born in 2007> can legally buy tobacco at 18 forever> be born 3 minutes later in 2008> government says "lol no"> ask when you'll be old enough to buy cigarettes> answer is literally never> check back in 2088> "sorry grandpa, you're part of the forever ban generation"> meanwhile guy one year older buys them legally right next to you
>hey can you buy it for me>okGOVERNMENTS BAFFLED
>>536536657eventually everyone who was born in 2007 will be either dead or immobile; what then? blackmarket I suppose
Good, I want Ursula to enact this on all Freies Europa, for a safe and secure society. If one of us falls out of line, we all do. We cannot rule a society in fear of peasants and bitter clingers
>>536536762government will fall apart by then
>>536536762well drugs have never been banned by the government and there are no alternatives so i guess thats it
>>536536605the unarmed zogbobbie fears the indoor improvised firearms maker
>>536536605I'm offering my services for 5$ to you whippersnappers
>>536536605>see sticker at bus stop "buy cigs with crypto!">scan QR code>receive cigarettes next day>government bypassed
They did this because nicotine destroys nanotech in the bodyxcancel.com/i/status/2062893736171016520
I've been saying vapes are turbo dangerous as a lifelong weed and tobacco smoker. Yes, my lung look like a coal miner's, but at least I didn't literally drown myself with pure liquid THC and nicotine designed to better stick to me.
>>536536605A new class of second class citizens.How innovative.
>>536536605I've never understood the CIGARETTES/CIGARS BAD, WEED GOOD. 420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT.I've never smoked, never had any interest in it. >grew up with two chimneysI'm gonna die of lung cancer though.
>"How do we get people to quit smoking?">"Make it look even MORE rebellious and anti-authoritarian">"Brilliant!"
>>536536605>Cigarette banbe neoliberal dystopia pedo island don't produce tobacco have to import tobacco users are a burden to healthcare idea!just ban the plebs from buying itthe ruling jews can just keep paying the premium trade balance goes STONKSI fucking hate Liberalism so much it's unreal
>>536536605Britain is cucks
This is good. I should have never started vaping.
>>536536605What if I eventually bought ciggies for other adult (!) people born after 2008?Would I be punished in Orwell's cuntry? This is so retarded, come on!
>>536536605I don't smoke but this war on smoking is a perfected example of the nanny state bullshit humiliation ritual we have to go through. Why are Britcucks such slaves all the time? I haven't checked but I'm be fairly sure most people support that even without the usual fake governmental statistics. The official reason was to go easy on the communist healthcare. This is why they call us goyim.
>>536536605>Lifetime ban>Lifetime meaning the limited extent of the government
>>536536605The bong state makes me happy my ancestors moved here 300 years ago. Can you guy do something soon so I can visit a white Britian?
>>536536605Good. Smoking is degenerate and a public nuisance.
>restrict cigarette packaging >tax cigarettes damn I sure do hope there's not a black market for this item to bypass all these so corporations ultimately profit more and the public suffers from absent regulation! >banned for everyone It's so tiring
