Why is Valle d’Aosta so dangerous?
>>536538632hint: it starts with a j
>>536538727juveniles again. gosh darnit.
>>536538632udine bros, I feel my light blue eyes blond hair that turned mutted with age feeling pretty safe.
>>536538632Because they’re French.
>>536538632is the 1.07 a literal island?how the fuck is an island so dangerous???italybros please explain
>>536540634Sardinians and Corsicans are built different.
>>536540634lol, why would you think islands are safer?
>>536538632There's like ten people in the whole region and it has a casino controlled by the Mafia, plus if you need to kill someone in Valle d'Aosta you just push him really hard and he'll fall off some ledge
>>536540906i dunno never lived on an islandi thought they'd be safe cuz there's less peoplewho the fuck is like "ayo imma cross the sea to go to that island to steal and kill n shit"
>>536540634they're short and angry tribal people stabbing each other for honor, they're kind of like Muslims except they're Christian.It's worth it because their women are cute and short (if hairy at times)
>>536538632Niggers stuck at the border The niggers get stuck there on their way trough France to Nordic countries for the free gibs. They land in Italy on dingies but the italian gibs are not enough so they try to go north. The reason they don't go trough the eastern border is that going trough Slovenia means dealing with Slavs or climbing the alps which isn't something a nigger will want to do.French cops try to stop them and end up stuck in the Aosta valley.For Sardinia besides the pretty coast it is the Appalachia of Italy. Nothing but rednecks and boredom as soon as you don't live on the coast.
>>536539837>udine bros>brazilian flagCousin how is our nonna in italy?
>>536540634The Sardinianas call it diasmistade, literally "unfriendship" -- blood feuds that last, potentially, for centuries. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCzoM5WRheQ>>536541428Ma anche i tuoi figli riescono bassi.
>>536541851you killed her in wwII
>>536538632It's called the "Cogne Effect". Look it up>Se i vicini fan schiamazzi,>chiama Olindo e Rosa Bazzi.>Se son bestie, i padroni,>se son bimbi, la Franzoni.
>>536542329don't be like that paisano
>>536542357> The couple used a knife and crowbar to kill their neighbours Raffaella Castagna (born 21 August 1976 in Erba),[3] her young son Youssef Marzouk >Youssef Marzouk
