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>>536544583So this is the latest op? Pretending the US government doesn't like mormons so it throws the public off the trail of glownigger agencies recruiting heavily from them? This country is so gay and retarded.
>>536544583Most of those denominations arent Christian either
>>536544583it's literally on the list, 6th from the bottom, stupid migger kikeslave can't read
>>536544583That's a cool story bro. Personally I'm not seeing the humor in either of your posts but it warms my heart to know you got such a hearty laugh out of this seemingly mundane topic. Life is too short to be sad all the time which means finding joy and positivity in small things like this that you find entertaining, is absolutely vital. I hope you enjoy the rest of your weekend. Hopefully the joy this post has brought you is enough to keep you in a good mood until Monday (or even longer!)
>>536544583They aren't
>>536544583They're satanists.
>>536545047They’re closer to Muslims than Christians
>>536544583YES.
>>536544583they are white jewssee >>536545079
Because they believe dark skin is a curse.Which makes them based.
>>536544583>HAHA spamSTFU you retarded pajeet.
>>536544583because it would have made it take up 2 linesmoney burning faggot, printer ink costs money
>>536544583Probably because it is a fuckin cult
>>536544583Only the Holy Roman Catholic Church is Christian, everybody else should be mercilessly tortured and killed and burned on a stick. Evangelical dogs should be gassed first and burned after.
>>536544583Jehovah’s Witnesses making the cut when Mormons didn’t is really funny lol.Total Mormon Obliteration (read: undoing the brainwashing so they can live happier, healthier, and better lives)>>536544790It seems like a rerun of that Somali fraud thing desu. Just, using that Lego store and police corruption stuff instead of the daycares. Wouldn’t surprise me if, with how much they’ve been fucking up lately and exposing themselves (see the Kirk murder and everything afterward), the government has decided to cut them lose and let them be torn apart.>>536544993Hey anon, all the Christian ones have “Christian - ” at the start
>>536544583on what planet would mormons or jw make the list of christian churches?? mormons believe jesus had a literal brother named satan and jw believe jesus was a seperates "little god" helper according to their john 1:1.
>>536545218>JW still Christianlots of poking fun and confusion about that in the replies of pretty much every one of the Shitter threads discussing it. Mormons are shocked that so many e-christians hate them.
>>536544583Am I retarded or did this nigga stop reading after he saw Baptist
>>536545367
Yo frensHis name is literally Bringem Young
>>536544583Mormons are Pelagians, so they are NOT Christians
>>536544583Well, it's true. They don't believe what Christians believe.I'm oversimplifying it, probably, but Mormons all believe that they are Christs in training who will create and rule their own planets after they die. They're insane.
>>536545398all mormons ive known are wholesome, good people yet its true they deny the trinity and think they can trick/lie to godnot christian by any measure
>>536544583They believe in an entire new Canon, by definition they aren't Christian because they have a holy text past the New Testament.
>>536545348>oy vey, these sects don't worship Rabbi Yeshua properly
>>536545512>all Mormons ive know are wholesome You don’t know any Mormons do you?
>>536544583No shit retard, it's a cult to fuck underage girls. That's akin to being surprised that Scientology isn't Christian.
>this is religion according to america
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>>536544583why are "jewish christians of America" put into the same category of "Christian - Reformed" like Switzerland/Germany/Austria ones made by Zwingli/Calvin & Luther ?American & UK protestants have nothing to do with Reformists of Europe and they came from Ana-Baptism, a sect, who was rooted out from Switzerland & Germany
>>536545655maybe mexican mormons arent as bad as yours?they are my neighbors. its a big family
>>536544790Messing with the spookiest cops in the country to get the rambo treatment to cry wolf is pretty disingenuous
>>536545201The Pope agrees with this post? I highly doubt it.
>>536545367Mormons are very akin to Israelis when it comes to their daily functioning. They live in their little bubble in the middle of the desert where literally every facet of society is propagandized and controlled from the top down in a way that makes it a breeding ground for psychopaths and sociopaths. Your average ground-level, everyday Mormon has no idea what’s going on and genuinely thinks their correct and doing the right things (even if it’s actually unhealthy), but as you move up the chain to larger figures, you get to shit like human trafficking and war profiteering and whatnot—all while they LARP the idea of the nice neighborly man down the street. The eyes are always the tell with these types, much like evangelicals
>>536544583Are you retarded?
>>536544583They just wont leggo muh Legos.
>>536544583all this hate for mormons is thinly veiled anti whiteness
As an atheist outsider looking in, aren't the mormons just a straight up cult/sect? Why would they expect to be included as christians if they clearly don't follow christianity and just make shit up as they go? All of my knowledge of mormonism comes from south park and, fallout new vegas and the lego stealing situation. But that doesn't mean I'm wrong
>>536545218They did make the cut. OP is just a retard and most of this thread has exposed themselves as being just the same. Like >>536544993 said, it's 6th from the bottom. LDS = Mormons. >>536545389You're not retarded. Dw. Most of this thread is though
>>536544583Is that seriously a boomer using "based" in his Twitter handle?
>>536545922sectarian bullying. Most of the modern churches are complete memes
>>536545922>Bulgarian>doesn't understandYou're not bred to understand, you're bred to be a meat shield against invading Muslims
>>536545938anon, they clearly didn’t. all of the other christian groups have the label at the front, but the mormons don’t. it’s a list of all religious affiliations. having Jesus in the name doesn’t make it christian.
>>536544993>>536545938it’s clearly not labeled Christian as all the rest are, which is enough to send the christgoyim into a frenzy.
>>536545662>No shit retard, it's a cult to fuck underage girls.Everyone knows that the defining feature of a Christian group is that the religious leaders fuck boys.
>>536545922thats the thing, they SEEM christian to most peoplebecause most people who claim to be christian dont know shit about christianity and dont even practice it correctly (when you enter a catholic church here its literally full of pagan idols)
>>5365460531) objectively true, no one has gotten closer to retaking constantinople than us historically. Muslims specifically avoid migrating through bulgaria because they just get beaten up and the police don't care (or join in)2) we can't do random violence agaisnt muslim migrants if they all just use fucking planes and boats to go to berlin :(
>>536545922checkedand pretty much, yeah. it’s just that the Mormons themselves don’t personally know that because they’re so sheltered. it’s sort of an overriding principal that basically EVERY branch of Christianity, regardless of their relationships with each other, agrees the Mormons are wacko nut jobs>picrel
>>536546401kek’d, based bulgarian
>>536544583They don't believe in the Trinity. They're polytheists who think the Father and Son are completely separate beings. They don't even believe the Father is eternal, they think he was a mortal man from another planet who ascended to godhood.Then again JWs shouldn't be in the Christian list either, they don't believe in the Trinity or that Jesus was God.
>>536546604Anon, I’m pretty sure Jesus denied being God.
>>536544697Wait a minute. Anthony Tata is back at the Pentagon? The guy who told former CIA director John Brennan to suck on his pistol?Holy FUCKPATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
>>536546651Jesus repeatedly said that he was son of God and Father was greater than him. Also he was God in the beginning and all things that exist were made through him. After the resurrection he told he was going towards the Father. He really is the link between believers and Father.
>>536546685i didn’t even notice that, wtf kek
why are all the mexicans on this board so butthurt about Mormons all of a sudden?the pope is a literal octoroon and 2 billion of his followers are shitskins. Who the fuck would want to be part of that club?
>>536546097>but they called themselves ChristiansSo transwomen are women then. Got it.
>>536546651>>536546852Jesus repeatedly claimed powers reserved exclusively for God. He literally said "The Father and I are one". When Thomas said "My Lord and my God!" Jesus didn't say "no Thomas you idiot, let me explain again", He accepted it.
>>536547220But the Father loves the Son and gave everything to him.
>>536547220I'm beginning to suspect that Thomas was an example of what not to be.I say "beginning," but I'm fucking lying. He was always the retarded clown you don't emulate.
>>536547070Antifa are anti-fascists
why does a US senator have based in his screen name?
>>536547220Didn’t Jesus say we are ALL one with the father?As for the second, your reading doesn’t make sense. It’s more like>bro check out all these extra holes I have lol<omg lmao!I have a couple of questions: why did the devil try to bribe God with his own creation?Who did Jesus pray to?
>>536547670He prayed this to be done. It doesnt mean it is done yet.
>>536547548>what do you mean stale memes adopted by jews were adopted by retarded jews that can't into memes?That "subtle" difference between using stale memes as an additional avenue of discourse and using stale memes to "fit in."It is unlikely to be self derisive. Do the math, frogfaggot(no, I can't trust you to be doing the thing).
>>536547670And not all, just him, disciples and those that believed through them. He said he was sending the disciples in the world as the Father had sent him.
>>536547670Also i think the real Jesus is found in Johns gospel. Matthew especially has many trollish passages to be trusted.
>>536544583You're reading this wrong: this means Mormons get a special carve out, wherein all other Christian groups would be lumped for demographic balancing. Means they'd get institutional support for preferentially recruiting their own dudes. They're replicating the jew playbook: >>536544790is correct.
>>536547714>>536547765>>536547859This random ass schizoid just gave me three (you)s without responding to a damn thing I said.
>>536544583Dumb as they are Mormons have more right to be called Christian than those Evangelical heretics.
>>536547987>Catholic church spreads Christianity to various colonies>gets a pass>Evangelicals, though...You should try learning what the word means, faggot.They're still wrong, but blaming them exclusively is retardation.
>>536545218>Jehovah’s Witnesses making the cut whenYeah why are we on there? We don't care nor want government affiliation nor endorsement.
>>536545938I like how you thought you were dunking on brainlets but as it turns out the entire thread can read better than you. also the part where you probably realized your error after you posted and are now hiding from the thread. Chef's kiss of pure faggotry.
>>536545108I have always thought this myself. Glad I'm not the only one.
>JWs>mormonstrusting americans with religion is like giving a loaded gun to a chimpanzee on methamphetamines
>>536548342>said niggers>doesn't know he said niggers>will continue insisting he isn't racist
that's because mormons aren't Christian, not even closefor example, they believe that God and his harem of wives and army of children came from another plane/planet filled with other gods and all mormons will become "gods" after deathalso they believe that jesus and lucifer are brothers lol, and that's just the very tip of the iceberg
>>536548342>a loaded gun to a chimpanzee on methamphetaminesA hard working tool user?
>>536548419you write like a shitskin mongrelinto the trash your post goes
>>536547965The Jesus in Matthew (that was tempted by the Devil) was not the real Jesus Christ imo. Is that enough of an answer? It starts with genealogies, while in John Jesus says to Judeans "Abraham your father", John gospel says "The law was given by Moses, grace and truth by Jesus Christ", Jesus calls Mary in Cana wedding "what is between me and you woman, my time has not yet come", "he who stays in the word of mine truly a student of me is", in the crucifiction Jesus says to Mary "woman here is your son" and to the beloved disciple "disciple here is your mother". These are some serious clues about whats truly happening.
>>536544583>Mormons Aren’t ChristianDas rite:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a3eJC3qAFU
>>536548539>americans>chimpanzee on methamphetaminesYour lexical skills are far beneath standards. Is there a history of self owns in your line?The joke here is that you can't see that what you said is funny.
>>536548626I'm partial to the "can't touch this" remix myself
>>536544790They also hire Scientologists and Freemasons.It turns out they just like cult members.
>>536547965Also try to read the original greek gospel text word for word exactly slowly and give significance to everything you read.
>>536548500explain your complex understanding of god then you fucking dweeb
>>536548602Through* Moses and through* Jesus Christ.To be exact
>>536544583Well yeah. Theyre obviously not christian. They believe Jesus is an alien from planet kolob who attained godhood. Calling them Christian would be like calling Muslims a form of Christianity tooIf you don't believe in the Nicene creed, youre not christian. Simple as. Although not as an extreme a difference as Mormons, Jehovah's witnesses also aren't christian. They don't believe in the trinity and think Jesus is just the archangel Michael.
>>536544583Well yeah. They think Jesus and God are seperate beings and that God was once a human. Thats pretty much a split from any other christian or abrahamic religion as a whole.
>>536544583>not even a christcuck but a larpcuckmormons cant stop taking Ls
>>536546105Yeah, exactly; fucking underage girls separates them by definition
>>536549364Christian was a term invented by Paul in Antioch. And Paul was not a real Apostle imo. See Revelation in the adressing of the Church of Ephesus.
>>536544583Only the Catholic Church, the Coptic Church, the Russian and Greek Orthodox churches, and the Mormon Church can make an argument for direct line of not apostasic transmission of the priesthood directly from the original apostles. All other Christian faiths are by definition derivative and heretical.
>>536548342Its the natural conclusion to pr*testantism. When you reject central authority, and you give every man with a bible permission to be his own pope, this is what happens. Joseph Smith is just the logical end conclusion of that though process where its objectively not even christian anymore.Its funny how butthurt they get when people point this out. Because they desperately want to superficially appear christian, because they want Christians to think they're just some protestant denomination. It'd be like if Muslims insisted they're just another christian group, its the same thing. Both Smith and Muhammad claim they received new revelation because previous revelations bad been corrupted
>>536545079>>536545126All christcucks are Jews and all Jews are Satanists.
>>536544583Moronism is a cult, they worship joseph smith and the book of moron not the bible and Jesus. Morons dont even have christian iconography, they dont use the image of the cross so they are not christian its really simple.
>>536549704Coptics as far as i know deny the human nature of Jesus so cancel his life doings and the saving of human.
>>536549969That is incorrect
>>536549844Remembering the crucifixion (that was maybe not done onto a modern cross but more of a T shaped two logs construction, mechanically is easier) is mandatory. But worshiping the symbol of the cross is not. For the rest you seem correct.
>>536544583Mormons are technically a Freemason cult, not Christian, and never were. They cannot even be considered a Christian cult, either.>>536545079>>536545126Technically yes, through Freemasonry origins, which are Jewish.>>536545367You can argue JW is a heretic Christian Cult unlike Mormonism, which is blatantly not even a Christian Cult but actually Freemasonry and Jewish.
