I'm a Census worker. Ask me anything.
>>536552733how bad is it
>>536552733how do you take your eggs
>>536552733how many people live in Canada?
>>536552733how many jews live in canada besides geddy lee and that afro-haired kike from second city that shows up in chevy chase films?levine or something
how many people answer the door naked?
>>536552733why are you gay
>>536552733Can jeets vote even though they are not citizens yet?
Are you here from door dash?
>>536552871>canada>kiked>can foreigners vote before being citizensbruhbruh, come on
>>536552733
Have you considered maid? Also what color are your hands. Because someone who does the same job as you made my door dirty with a poo mark.
>>536552777The job is okay so far. Another district had nothing but incompetents working in and it was a large geographic area so the government rented me a nice car and I got paid for like 8-10 hours a day to drive and hand out census forms to people in areas that dont really get mail.Now I'm doing the part where I harass people for not filling them out and it's been mixed.50% of people are cool, 30% are upset but not bad, the rest are outright hostile.I have learned some things that have shaken my confidence in the accuracy of these censuses irreparably..
>>536552733What’s the real population of poos in Canada?
>>536552911I'm white and doing this because I needed a job.
>>536552818Basted>>536552833Dunno, I'm just a pleb on the bottom.>>536552839>>536552871>>536552932No idea, I'm not at that level I'm just an enumerator.>>536552853Twinks are irresistible
>>536552896Dude, the only and last time I went to Canada was in a cultural exchange organized by my school. I refuse to believe that that beautiful nation simply chose to get raped by jeets.
Why are canadians so emotionally volatile? It seems like theyre always either smug or freaking the fuck out.
>>536552923he meant how bad is the poo problem dingbat
>>536553040Look at any video about Canada uploaded in the last few years and you will see for yourself.
>>536553016>I refuse to believeunfortunately, some of us end up tricking ourselveshoping for a people to exist, a strong one, willing to stand up for their beliefs and do great thingsbut these days.. where are those people?humanity needs themunfortunately, the canadians as of right now, aren't those folksbut if y'all canadians wanna come back and>TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELVESi[d be cool with that
>>536552851None so far.
Bata.>>536552777>>536552818>>536552833>>536552839>>536552851
>>536552733Ever smash while censusing
>>536552871I'm a jeet. No only citizens allowed to vote. Currently I'm PR. 6 months more for me to become citizen. It's a long process.
>>536553350No. The only people who have actually wanted to talk to me more than the minimum time necessary have been 80-90 year old ladies.
>>536553350>censusinglel>WOW>look at all those kikes!>*scribbles some numbers down on paper*
Turd! lol
>>536553161Humanity sure needs them, but no one wants to rise up and fight in a world where you can simply be put down by the Party's Secret Police and someone can watch your last moments on their phone while taking a shit. The biggest russian nihilist could not write such miserable world.>>536553390I see. Are the diploma mills stories true? Have anyone tried to put you on such schemes?
>>536552733data mining
>>536552733Why aren't you learning a foreign language and getting a life started in a country with a future instead of working a dead end temp job?
>>536553527Diploma mills are happening in even "legitimate" colleges.I was in a class a year ago where I was the only non "international", there were 40 students in the class but virtually none showed up and I had 3 different classes where the instructor was literally just giving the lecture to me and an empty room.Because I wasnt brown and it would be problematic that the only non-international was the only person to pass the class he made the final exam piss easy that any retard could pass it.What was supposed to be a 3 hour exam I wrote it in 10 minutes and passed with an obvious A+.
>>536552733>job holy idi kneel
>>536552733are you a poojeet or a chink
>>536553632I just graduated UNI and in where I live not a lot of jobs for my field.I will probably be moving to a bigger city in a few months if it stays this way.I am learning spanish but that's more for shits and giggles and if I ever move to the US.
>>536553700Neither.
>>536553724>I will probably be moving to a bigger city in a few months if it stays this way.it's not better in teh big city, buddy
>>536553744I dont have any desire to move desu but without revealing the profession all the news I have is people are screaming for employees in the big cities for it but in smaller towns they get to pick and choose.
>>536553644Outrageous. I guess having always lived in a shithole hurts less than seeing what was once great withering just like that. How do you deal with the anti-jeet hate, has anyone said anything to you?
>>536553402Have ya thought about reaching out to the ADL and pitching them a character of the Nazi census worker that films himself sticking gold stars on doors after a visual inspection of the occupants. They’d probably hear ya out. Fire up a tiktok. Little stack of stars and away ya go Instant 700% increase in antisemitism.
>>536553895Crap. I thought you were>>536553390The first half of my post still applies.
>>536553895What do you mean?I'm white and absolutely despise these parasites.Prior to 2020 when jeet kevels were relatively low and most assimilated I was actually fond of Indians and viewed as hardworking. Now that theyve flooded the place the mask is off and they are lazy, lying, cheating, stealing pieces of shit and they need to go.
>>536553919No but that would be funny.
>>536553919this is the kind of script >AI video makingwas meant for
>>536552777>>536553333>>536552733>>536552833>>536553166>>536553644>>536553700>>536553744
>>536555477Checked
>>536552733What time is it?
Anybody knock out all your fucking teeth yet?
>>536557785are you Indian?
>>536552733I fillout the census with obviously wrong info. Now what?Can they prove i did it? Can i just say i never got it and someone else did it?You fags actually gonna go door to door with fines?Why asking about military service and how many shitters i have in my house? To import more jeets?
>>536558145Nope. I just don't like people prying into my business. One more thing. Die and burn in hell burger.
>>536552733How do you deal with jeets? They are horrid.
