The key to genetic success(having children) is to make yourself as attractive to women as possible. Here is how you do it: Job: Bartender or drug dealer. You can also be on welfare. Tattoos: As many and as visible as possible, especially on the neck.Criminal history: Theft, DUI, Assault(preferably domestic). Transportation: Ask people for rides or ride a bike. Wealth: Ask other people for money and leech off of friends and family. Maturity: Be emotionally unstable and prone to screaming or crying fits. Diet: Pizza, alcohol, candy, McDonald's, etc. Hobbies: Video games, doom scrolling.Goals: NoneEducation: None
Just be a tranny and impregnate the pastors daughter case closed
Just take the incest pill.
Impregnated a tranny ass with the pastors daughter case closed.
Your seriously better off punching every woman you see in the forehead than asking them out or running game. You're far more likely to get a women in bed this way.
>Job: BartenderThis is unironically good advice. Work is where you spend most of your waking hours. Always try to work where you will meet lots of young attractive women.
The pastor is pregnant. Case reopened
>>536557892>>536557838>>536558247No anons.Get a cute trapgf and then walk around with hershe on a collar and leash and then whenever foids give you looks of disgust tell them your rather plow boy pussy than deal with women who only want kids at 30 when their "ready to settle down"Then have your qt trapgf, who is obviously based tell her that raising another mans child is more gay than anything we do.I say this as a perfectly straight person.
>>536557892Nah dawg.Bring your tranny to church and make them pray the gay away, then stand up after 45 minutes and tell them the holy father spoke to you, and that we must reject degeneracy and march around with torches chanting things in german.Just like the episode of South Park where Cartman finds out about funny mustache man.
>>536559475cant say that i fully understand or agree with what youre saying but you typed it with conviction so Godspeed anon
