Now that I have your attention: how much would it cost me to buy this website?I am interested in purchasing it.As its new owner, I would be maintaining the current infrastructure and obligations but making a few small changes. We would obtain a dedicated christian board /dv DEUS VULTE and a dedicated /asd autism board on the swf side. On the unsafe side we would add a /war or /skg thread and all war related postings and military stuff would go there, and we would add a /toll board where mugshots, alien invaders, and related information could be shared.pol would gain another backup board called /usa where only americans and japanese can post. Also, I will add audio recording controls baked into the page so you can send audio recordings like a vocaroo
>>536558826About tree fiddy
>>536558826$3.50
>>536558826Would jannies get a raise?
I'll go $5
>>536558987anyone who wants to be a jannie will have to pay me
Check it, I'm japCAT
>>536559063How bout this shiny quarter?
>>536558826>deus vultYou don't want another ass whooping, do you? Do you, christcuck?
>>536559063Brilliant, OP is going to get rich from trannies.
>>536559177Just play along, we're gilling shitskins.
>>536558928>>536558934Like $350,000 ?
>>536559220That's not all he'll get.
>>536559177What happened in 1300-1900?
>>536559250I'm pitching in $5.25
>>536558826These are actually great suggestions. This in particular is based af:>pol would gain another backup board called /usa where only americans and japanese can post.Would probably spend most of my time in that aryan paradise t.b.h.
>>536559303If this site had a reasonable price, i will take a house loan out, buy this place with it and sell you 1/100,000 of a share, before then killing myself gifting you the largest share holder by default. Win-win-win.
>>536559297Ottomans winning till 1600s, stalemate 1700s, getting their ass whooped in 1800s and welp in the 1900s. Where is Constantinople today?
>>536559417Aww thanks man!
>>536558987Their pay should be doubled
>>536559063Yes. I support you anon.
>>536558826Bring back /l/ while you're at it, or at least allow it outside of /b/. The lulz would be legendary.
>>536558826I want Nanashi to make porn again.
>>536559063i'll pay you 0,00 rupees
>>536558826Will you bring the /cuteandfunny/ board back though?
>>536558826Between three and four.
How do I vote OP for president of 4chan?
This website barely breaks even in terms of profit so i dont think it would even cost that much
>>536558826Hmm....Whats your offer? Can you please provide a QRD on your feelings regarding the jews and colored people?
>>536559439>>536559177Countries in the Middle East Christian controlled in the last 100 years by Europeans Oman Yemen uae Bahrain Qatar Kuwait Iraq Syria Jordan Lebanon Palestine Egypt Libya Tunisia Algeria Morocco and Iran Azerbaijan Sudan Somalia Countries muslims have controlled in Europe the entirety of Islamic history Spain Greece Albania Serbia Bulgaria Bosnia Macedonia and PortugalYeah see the difference there, my ancestors genes still flow through you as my grandfather left gifts in your mothers wombs, our slaves should not speak with their noses turned up
>>536562483Yet to see a adequate response to this from middle easterners, the rape victims of history, also don’t forget our parting gift in creating Israel
>>536558826Hm.. interesting pitch, Im not hearing any financials though. Where do you see 4channel five years from now?
>>536558826I think gookmoot paid like 15 mill, that was 10 years ago, I'll say 25 at minimum, but it's also matter of getting the agencies to agree.
>>536561287>>536561671I dont think so. However, I could see related threads and artistic content migrating from /b/ to /d/.>>536562349baruch adonai + son of man at right handI believe calling them colored is a charity we can no longer afford>>536564988I believe that a dennys-4chan or perhaps kfc-4chan marketing campaign would be in our future plans. the 4chans will remain prosperous, but the coming years also look to a tightening of our belt. I will deploy cats in great measure onto all boards in order to build engagement and combine them with a dennys breakfast combo deal
>>536559063Based. It's not enough they work for free, they should pay for the privilege.