In Australia minimum wage is $20/hour plus paid leave plus a state funded blowjob once every three months.
It's true I'm the one that gives the bjs I'm not even fat it's all semen
>>536559943>state funded blowjobState pays you to blow dudes?
>>536559943I thought they dont tip in Australia?
>>536559943>It’s how we surviveNo, it’s how THEY survive because YOU’RE too cheap to pay your employees a livable wage
>>536560038It's optional but places that do have it will have options that are like $3 or $5 so it's more of a gesture of goodwill. You make fistfuls of cash working holidays anyway because of penalty rates.
I thank God, every single day I wake up, that I’m not an american.
>>536559943wait, how do i rort the blowies?
Tip is 15% not 20. that's all i'll ever give. It's a 'tip' not a service fee.
>>536559943I never understood this shit. Why the fuck are you not paying your employees, why should customers have to pay more
>>536559943Australian pubs already provided the Final Solution to the Server Question.
>>536559943Nice titties, can I get some milk too?
>>536560001>it's all seamenWhat about the army men? The marines? And don't forget the airmen, better get to sucking anon, you've been slacking
>>536559943Okay. I make very slightly more on an average day but without the blowjob. I do the same work (collect trash, stock ketchup packets, fill soda cases), so how do I renegotiate my compensation to include the blowjob? There are many hot nurses where I work. I don't doubt this is possible. Please advise.
>>536559943if i saw that board i would tip 0%
>>536560305I get less why it's not treated as a tip. A tip is cash to the server. If it's not who tells me how the the owner deducts and how are taxes applied? Also, for some reason, your fine dining restaurants don't suffer this issue.
>>536559943Americans are really uptight. I heard that in restaurants, you can't even openly summon your server to your table. Instead you have to be sneakily make eye contact and motion over with your head like you are doing a drug deal.
>>536560186P-penalty rates, anon?I thought you didn't have to be a criminal to be Australian anymore?
>>536560688Depends. If you actually call for them, that means you required their services, which means a bigger tip. If you just ignore their nigger asses and let them sleep it out on their cellphones, you can get away with just a 20% tip. This is where we are right now.
>>536560117Instead of putting up passive-aggressive placards they could just raise their prices by 20% and pass it on to their servers. Everyone would have a better experience, customers no longer harassed, servers no longer forced to harass customers.But they won't, because passive-aggressive virtue policing to them is a feature, not a bug, because they're all women. We live in a full gynecocracy now, and it's the worst of all worlds. In patriarchy, you are just told to obey, and the penalty for disobedience is completely predictable. In gynecocracy, you aren't told what to obey, penalties are unknown and unpredictable and everything is your fault, always.
>>536559943Yea but the one you had was male.
Obvious porn ad. She's ok
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>>536559943Tip shaming is mentally retarded.It's against the law for a business to pay under minimum wage, so if a server's tips don't add up to minimum wage then the company is legally required to fill the gap. Period, fullstop. There isn't a single server in any tipping country that isn't being paid, it's just a bullshit greedy lie.My ex gf was a server. She'd regularly bring my entire weeks paycheck home on a single Friday/Saturday night. She got paid like 2-3k a week sometimes during holidays from tips and any cash tips she didn't pay any taxes on. I never want to hear this bullshit. If you tip shame it just makes you look like a filthy kike.
>>536561138>landlords in the bottom leftI got it, right? That's the joke?
>>536560323The jew fears the customer carrying their own food to a table.
>>536559943>booohoooo i m entitled to free money!if you cant afford to live with 3.50/hour you should work more hours or get a second job. Get out of here lazy commie bitch.
>>536559943They can afford tattoos? They don't need my tips then.
>>536560934>passive-aggressiveA waitress argued with me about the tip I gave her for her mediocre service, and you know what? I took the tip back and gave her 0 and told her manager that I'm not coming back unless I see the cunt get fired. Don't reward shit behavior. Imagine feeling like a criminal for eating out
>>536561345We landlords provide you ordinary mortals with one of the most important thing in your lives, a home!
>>536560948>arcturianwtf I've always thought they were talking about human space thai ladyboys colony or some shit but wiki says they are gay translucent ape aliens or some dumb shitfucking hate extended universe niggers
>>536560028Worse than that I'm afraid
>>536559943Well if the job doesnt pay you enough then perhaps you should find a different job. Quit expecting uncle honkey to feed your mutt shitlets.
>>536559943It’s amazing how it’s legal to pay workers under minimum wage in America if you own a hospitality business. If brothels were legal there, would you have to tip your prostitute so she could make a living wage?
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>>536559943THose baby feeding stations are fake and this is also rage bait.
>>536559943America right?Does that person in the image work there or own that place?>decent looking clothes>tattoos>smartwatch linked to her smartphone
>>536561908>muh freedomlol, you guys are so butt fucked
>>536561138What happened was the big factories started up at a time when agriculture meant poverty and the kids could make in a month what it might take the farm to make in a year on that assembly line. From that point on it's industrial society where all of these things contribute to keeping it running.
>eat out on a date>tip big and your date will be jealous thinking you have eyes for the server>tip small and your date thinks you are cheap>tip a normal amount and the server puts your face on a wall in the back for not tipping like a billionaire and then if you visit again they shit in your foodIt's just a losing game
>>536561884It's not see >>536561258
>>536561100Just to reiterate that you can see her naked. Her naked vagina is available on the internet. She also makes sandwiches for some reason
>>536562135Well, how's the roast beef?
>>536559943To be fair, if they can't afford to pay their staff, maybe they can't afford and shouldn't have a restaurant?
>>536562057jajjajajajafucking king.Have a nice day mate.
Also I never understood tipping culture. We don't have that in Sweden and restaurants can thrive, but somehow America can't?
>>536561258your girl was sucking at least 3 dicks a night, 100%. what is your point?
>>536559943>Saying the same thing twiceThis isn't fight club you stupid bitch no one cares that you're broke. And no a good tip isn't fucking 20%, I refuse to believe that the standard changed from 15% because of muh inflation or whatever. That's not how percentages work. If a sandwich is $20 instead of $10 then 15% of that is automatically more, you don't need to adjust it by 5% extra you greedy piece of shit. While we're at it servers aren't broke anyway, they're spoiled brats who do the least work in a restaurant while taking home hundreds a night because people feel bad for them.
>>536561258>It's against the law for a business to pay under minimum wage, so if a server's tips don't add up to minimum wage then the company is legally required to fill the gap.Yeah but that's inconvenient information, so we'll just pretend we didn't hear you for ten years and keep bitching. And no, we're not going to ever consider challenging our employers who set up this tip dynamic in the first place.
>>536559943>can't afford to dine outfair enough, well, cya!
>>536561258>>536562360What is their cope argument for this? I feel like I've seen it addressed before, saying that their employer doesn't have to make up the difference or something. It's bullshit of course, but I'm just trying to remember.
>>536560934Its worse than that. On average they make MORE than 20% because they get a few mega rich / horny / drunk / retarded types who tip a fortune, probably hoping it will lead to a relationship.That's why they don't just want an extra 20%. They just want to shame people who don't shower them with unearned rewards. Don't get me wrong, the business owners should just up the prices and tell the women to be happy; but the waitresses are greedy too. Its disgusting all round.
>>536562160Not my kind of porn but fine. catkitty21
>>536559943Then the state owes me 30 years of blowjobs. I'll take it in financial recompensation though as im too old to cope with that many blowjobs.
I have never seen a convincing argument for a percentage in the first place.>I order a meal, it costs £10.>So then I add £2.00 for the waitress who brought the plate to the table.>I order a meal, it costs £20.>So then I add £4.00 for the waitress who brought it to the table.Was that double the work, or was that still just a bitch bringing a plate to the table? Why the fuck would you get paid a percentage of what I'm willing to spend?
>>536559943LMAO imagine living in a country where this made sense. I'd kill myself.I bet a menu isnt even that much more expensive in Europe all things considered, but mutts are told to believe the lie that this is the only system.
>>536559943Still not tipping, she would then afford bras and it would be criminal.
Fixed it for you mutts.
>>536561138>landlords kek
>>536559943Yea but a shield box apartment in any city that has employment will cost over 1 million and rent will be about 800 per week for a 1 bedroom.Plus australian have higher taxes so on paper it looks good, in reality its a shithole.>>536560001
>>536562592What argument? There is no argument. That's my point. They just pretend not to hear you and keep crying.
>>536563663/thread
>>536560903You guys really love humiliaton rituals.
>>536560028No you have to pay the govt and blow a guy
>>536559943>20% tip
>>536561345Being a landlord isn’t a joking matter
>>536560038No one on earth tips except for you retards
>>536559943what the fuck?how do i get the state funded blowjobs?is there backpay?
>>536561258Your girlfriend was fucking niggers for twenties. That's a lot of black cock in a week anon.
>>536562222great quads, anon
>>536559943That sign just means I tip 0
>>536564180>What argument?That's what I was asking, faggot.
>>536560934No then people bitch about the prices. If you knew what you were talking about, you'd know its only minorites that dont tip anyway.
>>536562640Niggers dont tip. Its that simple. More niggers, more people complaining.
>>536559943Perhaps they should try to direct this sign at the owner: "If you can't afford to pay living wages to your servers, you can't afford to own a diner."
>>536561138fity
>>536559943>Our servers are working here basically for free>So you have to pay them You just know this is AI because nobody would be retarded enough to admit they are paying this little
>>536559943please stop calling them tips then
>>536561650Never happened. And you’re brown.
>>53655994320% tip is laughably low these days. 35% should be the absolute minimum. I routinely tip 45%-50%.
>>536560186"Penalty rates" hahahahaha
>>536563663People tip in europe too
>>536559943Here's a tip: Get a real job!
>>536559943>If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to dine outOkay, I won't eat here then.
>>536567807I am just telling you there are other ways. I have been to restaurants.I have even made the mistake of visiting the US, years ago, and I am familiar with your trainwreck of a system.Raise prices by 10%. Give this money to whoever was serving you. Then communicate that tips are welcome but not mandatory, no hard feelings if you don't tip. A standard tip for acceptable service would be about 10%, but you can round it up or down. Below 10% or no tip signals you were somehow not entirely satisfied. If you are horny and want to bribe the waitress, you can still tip a fortune if you really feel like it. Nobody's feelings are hurt if you don't tip, it just means you're a little cheap or the service was shitty, it happens, no drama is created.Your precious minorities pay 10% more or they eat at the takeaway, no big loss.We aren't perfect over here, but this is how we do it and I am just suggesting there are other ways than your neurotic tipping nightmare. But it's your society, so you do what you want.
>>536559943Isn’t it $26.50 now?The compulsory superannuation is 12%.
>>536559943this isnt how it works at all.if they get zero tips then the employer is required to pay at least minimum wage.if they get tips then effectively the customers are subsidizing the payroll that the employer would have paid anyway.so while it might say your hourly is 3.50, its because the rest of it was made up with tipsmr rabbi sheckelbergstein thanks you for your patronage
>>536560028As a male aussie i can confirm this is true. My pay is adjusted based on the ethnicity of the penis in my mouth.
>>536568868It's not a demand.Do you not understand the thread?US waiters dont have any salary because their salary is the tip, so tipping at least 20% of everything you order is by norm compulsory.
>>536559943>$20/hourAussie $ =/= American $Our minimum wage is $7.25 federally, but it doesn't matter anymore. The market rate far exceeds that. You won't find anyone to work for $7.25 in 2026. It's more like $12-$15 starting pay in most places. Aussie minimum wage is about the same when you convert it.
>>536559943i like to go to places with these signs and tip 0%>noooo u cant afford to eat out if u cant tip!just did>tips are how i survive!not my problem
>>536560251what? its 10%in 5 years theyll be saying its 25%
>>536562015>sweden top>no right to self defense>same mass surveillance as the U.S>barely any right to ownership>recently legalized torture of non-suspectsb-but muh free to roam...
>>536568288>sex work is workThey realise sluts and prostitutes would have to pay taxes then? I wonder if anyone has reported a hooker they paid for tax evasion?
>>536569288Yes we know there are better ways to do things objectively, but you have autism my swigga, and you are ignoring how other (retarded) people are going to react to such a thing.
